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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #150 on: December 02, 2008, 01:48:55 PM »
Relationships are never easy.  I've been with the same lady for 15 years, married for 9, it should be easy by now, right?

Fuck no, every day is a new mystery with women, a lifelong journey full of strange moodswings and painful compromise.  Some days you just gonna kep your head down and remember that death will save you eventually.   :-\

And it is worth every minute.
 ;D
Hang in there dude. 

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Have you ever lived with a man? I tell you its about twenty thousand six hundred and fifty one times worse then a woman.

To the person who was broken up with - contemplate going gay, watch the Notebook, eat heaps of lamb shanks and give me that ring you bought.

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #151 on: December 02, 2008, 02:01:39 PM »
Relationships are never easy.  I've been with the same lady for 15 years, married for 9, it should be easy by now, right?

Fuck no, every day is a new mystery with women, a lifelong journey full of strange moodswings and painful compromise.  Some days you just gonna kep your head down and remember that death will save you eventually.   :-\

And it is worth every minute.
 ;D
Hang in there dude. 

HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
Have you ever lived with a man? I tell you its about twenty thousand six hundred and fifty one times worse then a woman.

To the person who was broken up with - contemplate going gay, watch the Notebook, eat heaps of lamb shanks and give me that ring you bought.

 ;D

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #152 on: December 02, 2008, 02:06:11 PM »
What the fuck is that?

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #153 on: December 02, 2008, 04:50:12 PM »
Here's a little song I heard again recently and seemed to suit this topic:


"You see her sitting with her coffee and her paper
With her high top sneakers of Italian design
With a long cool stare she aggravates the tension
Makes up her face while she makes up her mind
Now you're in trouble, maybe she's an intellectual
What if she figures out you're not very smart
Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal
Boy, you got to get it settled
Cause she's breaking your heart

Don't try to put on an act
You can't do that to a modern woman
And you're an old fashioned man
She understands the things you're doin'
She's a modern woman

She looks sleek and she seems so professional
She's got a lot of confidence, it's easy to see
You want to make a move
But you feel so inferior
Cause under that exterior
Is someone who's free
She's got style and she's got her own money
So she's not another honey you can quickly disarm
She's got the eyes that make you realize
She won't be hypnotized by your usual charm

You've got your plan of attack
That won't attract the modern woman
When you're an old fashioned man
She understands the things you're doin'
She's a modern woman

Time goes by and you're sharing an apartment
She says she loves you but she doesn't know why
In the morning she leaves you with your coffee and your paper
It's a strange situation for an old fashioned guy

But times have changed
Things are not the same, baby
You overcame such a bad attitude
Rock and roll just used to be for kicks
And nowadays it's politics
And after 1986 what else could be new

You got to learn to relax
And face the facts of modern woman
And you're an old fashioned man
She understands the things you're doin'
She's a modern woman"

Billy Joel. 1985 "the Bridge"

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #154 on: December 03, 2008, 07:38:25 AM »
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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #155 on: January 02, 2009, 05:19:53 PM »
Tell me about it man, one of the main reasons why I was out of action from the pond for over two years.

I will recommend you to some of my friends :eyebrows:

where is this pond? I didnt know it existed, if i'd known than maybe my life may have been so much easier...  :'(
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Wherein reclined the Countess, Limbs purring from the kill
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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #156 on: January 26, 2009, 01:44:06 PM »
So what kind of Metal classification would You give to CuntScrape?

I would say Thush Metal.

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #157 on: April 07, 2009, 07:12:29 PM »
She was beautiful, oh she was beautiful

Now were in my house, I took the pants off the wench

The fuckin bitch had syphilis, I cracked her in the face with a wrench

Now shes on the floor, like a dirty whore, reaching for the door

I bashed her in the face some more, you fuckin cunt


Best set of lyrics, hahahaha
As for women, i think the worst thing that Man has ever done in histroy, is give women the right to vote. Lets be honest, majority of them are better seen than heard, should lock them in the kitchen until you want sex, or a beer :headbang:

I can see myself getting in the shit for that, but meh
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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #158 on: April 07, 2009, 07:38:26 PM »
I'll give you shit for not taking your own advice and resurrecting this retarded thread.
You know one thing I'll never understand about you.  No matter how many times I kick you in the teeth, smack you with the manhole cover, throw hot water in your face, pour molten glass in your rectum.....you'll always come back for more.

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #159 on: April 07, 2009, 09:09:56 PM »
I'll give him shit for quoting old hat Necro lyrics...  :no:
Fraternally bound to haunt swollen distended bodies
Their chemical reactions clash amidst rank autopsies...
NH2(CH2)4NH2...Putrescine!
C5H14N2...Cadaverine!

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #160 on: April 07, 2009, 09:38:41 PM »
I'll give him shit for being shit. 

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #161 on: April 08, 2009, 12:59:00 AM »
I'll give him shit so I can be part of the in-crowd.
I must slumber, per se.

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #162 on: April 08, 2009, 06:04:00 AM »
I'll give him shit for quoting old hat Necro lyrics...  :no:

Cmon, i thought it was fitting :P
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