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Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« on: June 12, 2010, 12:53:20 AM »
This Video appeared on Rage just a few minutes ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdZAkA4VpA
It's from some retro 80's techno outfit by the name of Goldfrapp. Which has a bunch of blackmetal dudes doing aerobic excersizes. The video itself is pretty much a cheesy rippoff from olivia Newton Johns Physical. I view this as a direct insult to Blackmetaller and Metal heads in general.  
« Last Edit: June 30, 2010, 10:45:07 PM by Nosaj »
So what kind of Metal classification would You give to CuntScrape?

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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2010, 01:16:59 AM »
saw that too!!!  :ranting:

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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2010, 01:38:04 AM »
hahah that hilarious!   :laugh:

if anything needs to be taken the piss out of more, it's Black Metal  :cunning:

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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2010, 02:47:20 AM »
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2010, 03:02:35 AM »
i think thrash needs to be taken down a peg or two  :eyebrows:
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2010, 08:41:40 AM »
hahah that hilarious!   :laugh:

if anything needs to be taken the piss out of more, it's Black Metal  :cunning:

hahaha, totally agree dude.
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2010, 09:25:53 AM »
i think thrash needs to be taken down a peg or two  :eyebrows:

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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2010, 09:42:13 AM »
hahahahaha I think its hilarious!!!!!
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2010, 10:56:57 AM »
That wasn't a pisstake about Black Metallers, that was a documentary.  ;D
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2010, 11:31:48 AM »
haha brilliant!

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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2010, 11:44:49 AM »
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2010, 01:12:46 PM »
that's it i'm gonna burn all my goldfrapp CDs
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2010, 02:25:57 PM »
Black metallers don't retrodance.

They're clearly Emos.
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2010, 05:51:00 PM »
I always thought of the whole black metal makeup thing to be a bit of a parody anyway, so I see this simply as just a parody of a parody. 

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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2010, 11:18:01 PM »
Oh well. I just thought it was an insult to Metalheads in General.  ::)
So what kind of Metal classification would You give to CuntScrape?

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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2010, 09:04:44 AM »
I don't understand why the Black Metal dudes have glittering blue/green blood.

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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2010, 10:55:24 AM »
How is it an insult? It's a parody via way of ridiculous juxtaposition. Nosaj, do you get all huffy when you watch Spinal Tap or Metalocalypse because it portrays metal heads as bone-headed simpletons? Or is it OK because the creators "understand" metal  ::)

PS: Goldfrapp's Felt Mountain is a masterpeice.
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2010, 11:05:46 AM »
Looks more like a preview for the new Twilight film...

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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2010, 05:23:07 PM »
Black Metal is funny. This clip is not.
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2010, 11:18:57 PM »
that's it i'm gonna burn all my goldfrapp CDs
I hope this isn't a side effect from eating Beatroot chips. :P
So what kind of Metal classification would You give to CuntScrape?

I would say Thush Metal.

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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2010, 11:20:58 PM »
How is it an insult? It's a parody via way of ridiculous juxtaposition. Nosaj, do you get all huffy when you watch Spinal Tap or Metalocalypse because it portrays metal heads as bone-headed simpletons? Or is it OK because the creators "understand" metal  ::)

PS: Goldfrapp's Felt Mountain is a masterpeice.
Whats Spinal Tap? ;D
So what kind of Metal classification would You give to CuntScrape?

I would say Thush Metal.

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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2010, 08:01:09 AM »
They Dance good for Black Metalers.
Maybe thats part of the Parody? Or is it more realism? :eyebrows:
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2010, 02:03:17 PM »
I always thought of the whole black metal makeup thing to be a bit of a parody anyway, so I see this simply as just a parody of a parody. 

um, do you know what the "make up" corpse paint represents in black metal?
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2010, 02:52:29 PM »
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Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2010, 03:18:04 PM »
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