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Offline Ingasm

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Re: love
« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2010, 12:50:08 PM »
Jesus christ. If you can manage to not get ripped off in the real world, logic dictates that you should be fine on the internet.

Handy hints; don't use western union for cash transfer, don't buy dodgy stuff like viagra (go to a doctor you flaccid imbeciles), don't submit a form with personal details if you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist / paedophile hiding behind a proxy.

Any woman that doesn't know you but for some reason wants to fuck you is actually a greasy man with something to sell, or a couple of kilobytes of script.

No, you can't enlarge your penis with pills. If your dick is dwarfed by a bee, learn to give head properly so you've got at least something to offer.

Don't download child porn. Weirdos.

Don't trust Nigerians or Russians.

Don't expose yourself on camera in exchange for anything. 99 times out of a 100 it's 4chan, and they'll give you nothing but a year of hell.
 
Nutmeg won't get you high.

You can't make bombs out of dynamic lifter

And finally, never, ever pay for porn.

These are things that should be common fucking knowledge. Study it, know it well and your trip through the interbutt will be a pleasant one.

Take care of yourself, and each other. Goodnight..

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Re: love
« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2010, 12:59:41 PM »
so youre pretty much saying that over half the shit on the interent, dont get sucked in by?
Yep, its getting pretty much useless then like i said. :P


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« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2010, 01:21:17 PM »
Jesus christ. If you can manage to not get ripped off in the real world, logic dictates that you should be fine on the internet.

Handy hints; don't use western union for cash transfer, don't buy dodgy stuff like viagra (go to a doctor you flaccid imbeciles), don't submit a form with personal details if you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist / paedophile hiding behind a proxy.

Any woman that doesn't know you but for some reason wants to fuck you is actually a greasy man with something to sell, or a couple of kilobytes of script.

No, you can't enlarge your penis with pills. If your dick is dwarfed by a bee, learn to give head properly so you've got at least something to offer.

Don't download child porn. Weirdos.

Don't trust Nigerians or Russians.

Don't expose yourself on camera in exchange for anything. 99 times out of a 100 it's 4chan, and they'll give you nothing but a year of hell.
 
Nutmeg won't get you high.

You can't make bombs out of dynamic lifter

And finally, never, ever pay for porn.

These are things that should be common fucking knowledge. Study it, know it well and your trip through the interbutt will be a pleasant one.

Take care of yourself, and each other. Goodnight..


thanks for shattering my dreams...
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Re: love
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2010, 01:37:36 PM »
Also if you get an email from Blizzard saying your account details have been compromised don't click the link, they will hack your account and sell your shit.

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Re: love
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2010, 01:56:43 PM »
half the internet? Not really.

Think of as dogshit in a park. You are aware of it, but ignore it for the most part. If it does cross your path, you avoid it. And if you tread in it, it's your own god damn fault for being a vacant moron.

All my love.

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« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2010, 04:59:21 PM »
I don't get the anger directed towards people who fall for these tricks? Not everyone knows how to internet. Doesn't make you a moron to get fooled online, it just makes you ignorant to the way the net works.

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Re: love
« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2010, 05:02:49 PM »
I don't get the anger directed towards people who fall for these tricks? Not everyone knows how to internet. Doesn't make you a moron to get fooled online, it just makes you ignorant to the way the net works.

Yeah, and no matter how internet savvy you are, 'they' are always coming up with new ways to trick you. While some things might seem like common sense to some people, it's not too others.

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« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2010, 05:22:08 PM »
Because the internet's been around for two fucking decades now and people should fucking well be on top of it.

...Or at least realise that the internet is now well and truly intertwined with the real world and assessing online risks should be done as prudently as those in the real world. You don't put trust in strangers in real life. You wouldn't give your wallet to a random person to hold onto while you duck down to the gents for a piss, no matter how hard they're aching to chew on your genitalia. If someone came to you and told a sob story about how that random person made off with their wallet, you would ask them 'why did you give your wallet to a stranger?' and possibly even call them colourful names like 'fuckwit' and 'moron'.

When it happens online, there's no difference.

I take it you got your Warcraft account stolen. Read disclaimers in future, these companies will never ask for your account details, ever. Though it probably did you a world of good, I'd be thankful.

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Re: love
« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2010, 05:33:24 PM »
lol sif I got my shit hacked i know how to internet. I just don't get the anger. The intrernet may have been around for 2 decades but not everyone has time to learn it. People only slightly older than us would have had no training in school and if they don't hang around people who know about comps how else are they gonna learn? I know I didn't get taught shit in primary school and what I learned in high school was minimal. The only reason I know a lot about computers is because I went out of my way to learn. It's like getting angry at someone for not knowing how to fix a car. They have been around for over 100 years but most people don't know shit about taking care of their cars.

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Re: love
« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2010, 06:04:22 PM »
Your not understanding me. It's common fucking sense.

If you don't know what you are fucking doing, don't go slathering your bank details all over the internet willy nilly. Get someone to help.

To use your car analogy... If i had no idea what I was doing, I wouldn't change the plugs and leads. I'd go to a mechanic. If i did it myself, knowing full well that I had no idea, and ended up crossing leads and fucking my engine, I'd be a moron, wouldn't you agree?


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« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2010, 06:34:07 PM »
i dont care what anyone says, the interent can only go one way "IMO".
into the shiter..... where there lies an egg someone backed out very recently....all stinky and rancid that someone will flush. Then when it comes out the other side, it'll be in little shit flake fecal like anomalies that no one wants to touch with a ten foot fucking shit pole. :o

You can talk it up all good and dandy, now... till you get gaffed by it one day.

that no one will ever find out about.

seriously though...cars, dog shit, parks, warcraft and all backed out eggs aside, you are correct. i agree.
Even if the person on the other end was sincere, im not giving shit to no one.
why, what for? get yer own fuckn scabs. Do you have no shame?


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« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2010, 06:34:29 PM »
Yes. But you are talking about getting ripped off not blowing your computer. That would be more similar to installing a cpu without a fan/heatsink. The getting ripped off on the net thing is more like going to a mechanic (or the wrong mechanic) and getting ripped off because you have no idea what they are charging you for. It's not common sense to run security programs on your comp if you have never had a comp before, that is learned knowledge not common sense. And even if it is down to stupidity, why are you so mad about it? It makes it seem like you are mad because you got hacked and now you need to show everyone how pro you are by getting angry at noobs lol.

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« Reply #37 on: July 20, 2010, 08:24:36 PM »
Yes. But you are talking about getting ripped off not blowing your computer. That would be more similar to installing a cpu without a fan/heatsink. The getting ripped off on the net thing is more like going to a mechanic (or the wrong mechanic) and getting ripped off because you have no idea what they are charging you for. It's not common sense to run security programs on your comp if you have never had a comp before, that is learned knowledge not common sense. And even if it is down to stupidity, why are you so mad about it? It makes it seem like you are mad because you got hacked and now you need to show everyone how pro you are by getting angry at noobs lol.

before you can even drive a car you need a license... which proves you know how to drive safely. Same should be done with computers.

It actually does affect the greater community with retards having their machines turned to zombie hosts fucking shit up for legitimate resources.

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« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2010, 08:41:57 PM »
Yeah, plus we should need a license to have a house cos like people will come door to door and rip people off and if you get ripped off by them you are effecting the community because you will give them more financial backing. Also we should have a test for everyone and if you do bad on it you get sterilized except I get to devise the test and everyone has to adhere to standards I create because I know how everything should be and I'm going to create a master race.

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« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2010, 09:04:32 PM »
Yeah, plus we should need a license to have a house cos like people will come door to door and rip people off and if you get ripped off by them you are effecting the community because you will give them more financial backing. Also we should have a test for everyone and if you do bad on it you get sterilized except I get to devise the test and everyone has to adhere to standards I create because I know how everything should be and I'm going to create a master race.

 :rofl: now your starting to sound like me.
Good for you. :D

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« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2010, 09:45:15 PM »
"Unnatural Selection"
I give my flesh and blood freely to the Warchief. I am the instrument of my Warchief's desire. I am a weapon of my Warchief's command.

From this moment until the end of days I live and die - For the Horde!

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« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2010, 09:54:48 PM »
In the spirit of all these bad analogies...

This thread is like having my dick sucked by a lawnmower.
My hands are choking, my knife is broken.
An orgasm is what I need.
Your blood is spilling, the sight is thrilling.
To cum I need to see you bleed.

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« Reply #42 on: July 20, 2010, 10:06:00 PM »
Also if you get an email from Blizzard saying your account details have been compromised don't click the link, they will hack your account and sell your shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdBrYfxSXWc

Poor Francis...  :'(

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« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2010, 10:28:24 PM »
Yes. But you are talking about getting ripped off not blowing your computer. That would be more similar to installing a cpu without a fan/heatsink. The getting ripped off on the net thing is more like going to a mechanic (or the wrong mechanic) and getting ripped off because you have no idea what they are charging you for. It's not common sense to run security programs on your comp if you have never had a comp before, that is learned knowledge not common sense. And even if it is down to stupidity, why are you so mad about it? It makes it seem like you are mad because you got hacked and now you need to show everyone how pro you are by getting angry at noobs lol.

I'm getting mad because stupid people complaining makes me mad.

Deanie, you brought up the goddamn car analogy. You are a silly, confused little man.

Nihilist, you're almost back in form. Almost, but not quite.

And goat, the internet can't possibly get any worse. It won't get any better. It's a turd alright.

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« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2010, 10:32:46 PM »
I only put that post up to warn others so TomC and Ing. Fuck You I wish I could be perfect like You guys. If thats the thanks I get for trying to be a good samaritan. FINE THEN. I wont bother putting up any warnings like that ever again.  You can find out things the hard way as far as I'm concerned. :raspberry:
« Last Edit: July 20, 2010, 10:50:09 PM by Nosaj »
So what kind of Metal classification would You give to CuntScrape?

I would say Thush Metal.

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« Reply #45 on: July 20, 2010, 10:37:28 PM »
Won't have to, thanks.

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« Reply #46 on: July 20, 2010, 10:49:43 PM »
No you brought it up ffs. You just made it into a retarded scenario where it didn't make sense so I had to fix it for you. You would fail my test because you don't meet the comprehension requirements. Also you are just plain a dumb ass.

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« Reply #47 on: July 20, 2010, 10:51:39 PM »
Clearly.

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« Reply #48 on: July 20, 2010, 11:13:54 PM »
Yes clearly you are. You sit there, smug like a bastard. And that's all you are, a bastard. You just let the smuggery of your personality take over your brain so that in your delusions you believe what you are saying makes any sense. Well in reality you are a bastard fool and you dribble nothing but nonsensical bull shit. You are of sub par intellect you dog fucker. You will not be a part of my master race and you are going to hell.

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« Reply #49 on: July 20, 2010, 11:16:41 PM »
Cool man, guess I'll see you round.