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Offline EvilElvis

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2010, 04:05:36 PM »

Guys help me out here? Does anyone give a shit or am I just tripping out?

You're tapping out.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2010, 04:06:11 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

man i think its funny as fuck.

Not to say Tapy i dont take you seriously man, i do, i do.

true that...the real-life scenario poses a different problem, can press but cant lift a heavy stone...

WSM   marius pudjanowski or whatever...that there is some angry strong shit...

Marius is actually currently trying his hand at MMA.

Tim Sylvia beat the snot out of him.

yeah, i dont think being able to bench 235kg is in most's best interests if your MMA.

If it doesnt work out you can always try your hand in MMAW or GTAW.... There's good money in it.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2010, 04:48:21 PM »

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2010, 07:16:30 PM »
Tapout, in all seriousness, you do realize this is a METAL forum and not a MMA forum?

Sherdog banned me from their forums, something about me being "too tough".  :)
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2010, 08:25:24 PM »
I can bench press all youse cunts.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2010, 08:54:24 PM »
I got benched* in year 7 for breaking the basketball ring. They knew it was me because I was the only cunt who could touch it, let alone dunk it

*had to spend a whole weeks worth of recess and lunch sitting on the bench in the undercroft
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #31 on: September 03, 2010, 09:18:03 PM »
Too tough to be on a fighting forum? lol I bet theres cunts who try and organize street fights behind karrinup shops and shit eh?

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #32 on: September 03, 2010, 11:34:20 PM »
Sherdog is a fine upstanding community that would not condone random violence of any variety.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2010, 07:39:22 AM »
everytime someone presses my bench it comes back in pieces. Im sick of it. there's just no respect anymore so....i am consficating the bench until further notice. :o


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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2010, 08:27:47 AM »
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #35 on: September 04, 2010, 05:49:18 PM »
And there you go again with the ass pumping and what not. Ill bet that the tribal tattoo is nothing but a tramp stamp just above his g string line.

I gave your mother a tramp stamp last night you little cocksucker, whos yuor daddy now?  :ranting:

i dont see how this is posable, as my mother died a few years ago, kinda puts a hole in your story. you are nothing more than a piece of fermented knob cheese.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2010, 06:28:39 PM »
Tapout - thats what you most likely do isnt it...pussy.

If you could ACTUALLY benchpress that much i will let you fuck me in the ass. Prove it!

You would have to be 6'2-6'4 and 120-140kg, now i dont question that you weigh 140kg but are most likely 5ft fuck all, your room smells like coke zero and your fingertips are stained yellow from all those Cheetos youve been eating whilst playing WOW.

Fuck off faggot!

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2010, 07:16:26 PM »
Tapout - thats what you most likely do isnt it...pussy.

If you could ACTUALLY benchpress that much i will let you fuck me in the ass. Prove it!

You would have to be 6'2-6'4 and 120-140kg, now i dont question that you weigh 140kg but are most likely 5ft fuck all, your room smells like coke zero and your fingertips are stained yellow from all those Cheetos youve been eating whilst playing WOW.

Fuck off faggot!

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Clearly your boyfriend never ever put you in your place.  Therefore, he's a pussy.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2010, 10:12:43 PM »
Does your boyfriend put you in your place?
Vagrancy wasn't it? That's gonna look real good on his grave stone in Arlington: Here lies John Rambo, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. Killed for vagrancy in Jerkwater, USA.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2010, 04:56:12 AM »
Sure this thread sucks, but anyone taking it seriously is absolutely retarded.

Shut your mouths and let the man make more jokes about tribal tattoos.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2010, 07:46:35 AM »
Sure this thread sucks, but anyone taking it seriously is absolutely retarded.

Shut your mouths and let the man make more jokes about tribal tattoos.


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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2010, 11:32:20 AM »
Nah this guy just thinks he's so tough aye and like... no-one is allowed to act that tough or something.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2010, 11:47:50 AM »
Nah this guy just thinks he's so tough aye and like... no-one is allowed to act that tough or something.

I AM tough, bitch.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2010, 02:32:30 PM »
I thought Tapout was some sort of Tap Dancing group. Like the Tap dogs.  ;D
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I would say Thush Metal.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2010, 03:08:16 PM »
"Log off. That cookie shit makes me nervous!"

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #45 on: September 05, 2010, 08:55:49 PM »
You know one thing I'll never understand about you.  No matter how many times I kick you in the teeth, smack you with the manhole cover, throw hot water in your face, pour molten glass in your rectum.....you'll always come back for more.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #46 on: September 06, 2010, 12:42:33 PM »
Tapout you funny cunt.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2010, 12:46:54 PM »
Anyway ya got it all wrong man. Benching don't mean shit.
The real question is, how much can ya free squat before puking & doing it all over again.
Bench comparisons are for pussies.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #48 on: September 06, 2010, 12:53:52 PM »
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #49 on: September 06, 2010, 04:33:25 PM »