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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #50 on: September 06, 2010, 05:44:47 PM »
I see that nothing has changed and WF is still smothering under the weight of idiots like this Tapout cretin.  Sad really, I had some new reviews to post, but I don't want to hang around and put up with these fools just to see how the reviews are received.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2010, 07:34:42 PM »
TAPOUT is one of the mods here. I actually thought it was really obvious which one too.

At the very least I thought it was obvious he's playing with you all. Not even very subtlely.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2010, 07:42:36 PM »
TAPOUT is one of the mods here. I actually thought it was really obvious which one too.

At the very least I thought it was obvious he's playing with you all. Not even very subtlely.

Jez the problem is that you never change. :cunning:

i thought it might have been Ruun/Alex Dlarge for a while.

entertaining none the less.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2010, 07:47:27 PM »
Haha I was enjoying him, who has been taking him seriously?? Except maybe Nihilist
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #54 on: September 06, 2010, 10:38:19 PM »
With Wammy it could be anything. :P
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #55 on: September 07, 2010, 12:13:21 AM »
TAPOUT is one of the mods here. I actually thought it was really obvious which one too.

At the very least I thought it was obvious he's playing with you all. Not even very subtlely.

Jez the problem is that you never change. :cunning:

Haha yeah, there's a difference between TAPOUT and the other so called "trolls" of the past... aside from the fact that some people may find TAPOUT to be funny in varying degrees.

I was also certain it was a specific, hilarious, unnamed moderator from the start.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #56 on: September 07, 2010, 02:13:20 PM »
Yeah, it's me.  But most of you who were in on it knew that already.

Actually, TAPOUT is mine and a fellow gig-goer's satire tough-guy hardcore band that may or may not ever come to fruition.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #57 on: September 07, 2010, 02:22:11 PM »
nice, how's that bench going man? Keep at it and you'll be on your way to a world record. :laugh:

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2010, 02:28:06 PM »
As if he could bench press 12 times his own body weight. 8)
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #60 on: September 07, 2010, 03:18:57 PM »
That's some real wrastling right there.

Does someone wanna go and tell Jez he can come back inside now? :P
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #61 on: September 07, 2010, 03:21:56 PM »
I see that nothing has changed and WF is still smothering under the weight of idiots like this Tapout cretin.  Sad really, I had some new reviews to post, but I don't want to hang around and put up with these fools just to see how the reviews are received.

See you lot in a month or so. 

Get over yourself.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #62 on: September 07, 2010, 03:51:09 PM »


Looks like Wanderlei Silva and Shogun Rua to me.

I'm not going to queue up and call either of those two dudes gay personally.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #63 on: September 07, 2010, 03:56:35 PM »
As if he could bench press 12 times his own body weight. 8)

hahaha, yep could be a bit of an issue if tried by your average Jo.


Looks like Wanderlei Silva and Shogun Rua to me.

I'm not going to queue up and call either of those two dudes gay personally.


Yup, definatley be giving that a miss also.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #64 on: September 10, 2010, 03:23:12 AM »
I would not call either of those 2 gay.
That pic is fucking hilarious though.
Maybe they want people to call them gay just so they have an excuse to smash the shit outta them. I knew a boxer who used to wear pink tank tops out in public just so he could beat the shit outta anyone that took the piss outta him. It was a cunt of a thing to do but always entertaining.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #65 on: September 10, 2010, 02:03:45 PM »
That's the single gayest thing I've ever heard.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #66 on: September 10, 2010, 02:40:23 PM »
Probably just pissed off that he couldn't beat up any real boxers.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #67 on: September 10, 2010, 04:05:36 PM »
I think yer supposed to kick boxers, or was that pack them, oh geez even that sounds wrong.
Ok forget that shit.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #68 on: September 11, 2010, 06:25:38 PM »
Probably just pissed off that he couldn't beat up any real boxers.

Nah he was a 7 times state golden gloves champion & 3 times Australian champ.
He just loved beating the piss outta loudmouths & went out of his way wearing a pink tank top to get them to start on him so he had an excuse. He had issues. Then again so did the idiots picking on him & threatening him because of his choice of tank top color, so it all evens out I suppose.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #69 on: September 11, 2010, 07:13:34 PM »
It's all fun and games until he meets a masochistic homosexual who wants to be beaten up and then rapes him in his sleep.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #70 on: September 12, 2010, 02:10:27 AM »
Yeah, that guy sounds like a jerk but I guess anyone starting on people because they wear a pink shirt deserves to get their ass kicked.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #71 on: September 12, 2010, 04:50:29 AM »

I was also certain it was a specific, hilarious, unnamed moderator from the start.

am i the only one still waiting for the hilarity? :/
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #72 on: September 12, 2010, 08:32:29 AM »

I was also certain it was a specific, hilarious, unnamed moderator from the start.

am i the only one still waiting for the hilarity? :/

yes.... I gave up a while ago.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #73 on: September 13, 2010, 12:00:21 AM »

I was also certain it was a specific, hilarious, unnamed moderator from the start.

am i the only one still waiting for the hilarity? :/

Yeah, sorry... that was very misleading of me.
I was just struggling to think of other applicable words to borrow characters from.

For example, 'heterosexual' would not work... as it does not contain the letter 'i'.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #74 on: September 13, 2010, 08:23:02 AM »
heinous

shit-stirring

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