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Be warned!! Woolworths car park scam
« on: February 20, 2012, 11:20:03 AM »
Be warned!!

Woolworths car park scam - A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Woolworths. Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works.....

Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping into the boot.
They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to have a good look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having s e x with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs o r a l on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on January the 14th, 19th and 21st, twice on the 24th and 26th, three times on the 28th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

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Re: Be warned!! Woolworths car park scam
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2012, 03:31:42 PM »
They were actually boys weren't they?

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Re: Be warned!! Woolworths car park scam
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2012, 11:23:38 PM »
Hahaha.. nice one Graham.  ;)

You expect us to believe that a couple of chicks would approach some bloke at the shopping centre covered from head to toe in aluminium foil?
;D

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Re: Be warned!! Woolworths car park scam
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 11:29:33 PM »
Hahaha.. nice one Graham.  ;)

You expect us to believe that a couple of chicks would approach some bloke at the shopping centre covered from head to toe in aluminium foil?
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Re: Be warned!! Woolworths car park scam
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2012, 10:58:09 AM »
Fuckin funny cunt, you just made me laugh in a doctors waiting room.
fuck yourself mothercunter

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Re: Be warned!! Woolworths car park scam
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2014, 01:04:25 AM »
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