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Battlezone => The Frontline => Topic started by: ironguardian on November 22, 2008, 03:58:17 AM
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No doubt about it >:(
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Tell me about it man, one of the main reasons why I was out of action from the pond for over two years.
I will recommend you to some of my friends :eyebrows:
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Oi get fucked Bailey, I've been in line longer! :P
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No doubt about it >:(
Awww man, you set me up with this beautiful little opportunity to add insult to your injury, AND I CAN'T THINK OF A FUCKING THING! You've ruined my night.
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Come on Bailey....Where are these friends of yours, I been waiting for quite awhile!! ;)
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Come on Bailey....Where are these friends of yours, I been waiting for quite awhile!! ;)
Sorry their mouths are full. :eyebrows:
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Come on Bailey....Where are these friends of yours, I been waiting for quite awhile!! ;)
Sorry their mouths are full. :eyebrows:
... of "Baileys".
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Come on Bailey....Where are these friends of yours, I been waiting for quite awhile!! ;)
Sorry their mouths are full. :eyebrows:
I see what u did there ;)
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No doubt about it >:(
Awww man, you set me up with this beautiful little opportunity to add insult to your injury, AND I CAN'T THINK OF A FUCKING THING! You've ruined my night.
how about "so...that means shes single now?"
or maybe a little bit of "wheres your god now!?"
but seriously though, that sucks man, i havnt had a relationship for over 2 years now, so i cant really sympathise with your pain because i cant remember it :P
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No doubt about it >:(
Awww man, you set me up with this beautiful little opportunity to add insult to your injury, AND I CAN'T THINK OF A FUCKING THING! You've ruined my night.
Yeah, you can do better than that!! Didn't go to all of this trouble just so you could drop the ball!
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On the bright side you can do what ever the fuck you want and can flirt with who you want.
But most important of all, get completely pissed as much as you want.
Other than that it's pretty fucked.
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Sometimes it's not-so-bad-ah.
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Well another way to look at relationships. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
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And down a deposit on a ring... yeah, thats right, I placed a deposit on a lovely ring, three days before she called it off.
Yay for timing...
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What was the ring for?
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What was the ring for?
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What was the ring for?
Her anus
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Can i be your rebound girl?
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Can i be your rebound girl?
Wait... I thought we were still seeing each other! :'(
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just fuck relationships all together. people are shit :)
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Never date Sam, she sends her friends msgs at 3am when they have to be up at 6. :P
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Never date Sam, she sends her friends msgs at 3am when they have to be up at 6. :P
Thanks for taking one for the team ;) I sleep soundly
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What was the ring for?
Wrathchild almost got it correct... although a diamond would be wasted there.
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Hock the ring, buy new shoes, go to nightclub, get a random drunk and pound the will to live out of her.
You'll feel better instantly, and hey, even if you fail, you'll have a snappy pair of new shoes.
:D
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Hock the ring, buy new shoes, go to nightclub, get a random drunk and pound the will to live out of her.
You'll feel better instantly, and hey, even if you fail, you'll have a snappy pair of new shoes.
:D
This man has it planned out spick and span for you.
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You'll feel better instantly, and hey, even if you fail, you'll have a snappy pair of new shoes.
:D
and I do need a pair of new shoes :hmm:
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Hock the ring, buy new shoes, go to nightclub, get a random drunk and pound the will to live out of her.
and I do need a pair of new shoes :hmm:
OR
sell your shity shoes for $10
go to a nightclub
find 2 drunk girls and use them as shoes
go home and fuck the ring
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find 2 drunk girls and use them as shoes
Mmm, skank-leather shoes :)
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Hock the ring, buy new shoes, go to nightclub, get a random drunk and pound the will to live out of her.
and I do need a pair of new shoes :hmm:
OR
sell your shity shoes for $10
go to a nightclub
find 2 drunk girls and use them as shoes
go home and fuck the ring
you sure you dont drink?
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you could always just get a whore 8)
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find 2 drunk girls and use them as shoes
Mmm, skank-leather shoes :)
Not every drunk girl is a skank
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find 2 drunk girls and use them as shoes
Mmm, skank-leather shoes :)
Not every drunk girl is a skank
Would have to be discerning. Some STIs are sure to have already started the tanning process, save a lot of time down at the cobblers.
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Well you can just save the ring for another girl, except when you do decide to give the ring to the girl maybe ask her something like "are you going to break up with me like my last gf and crush my heart into a million pieces along with the ring that I bought for my last gf but I kept so that I could use for you"?
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Well you can just save the ring for another girl, except when you do decide to give the ring to the girl maybe ask her something like "are you going to break up with me like my last gf and crush my heart into a million pieces along with the ring that I bought for my last gf but I kept so that I could use for you"?
That would definitely work!! No girl would could possibly resist such a proposal!
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Go to a swingers party dude and get stuck into a MILF while her husband bouncer is watching you at the door.
time of your life i tell you.
metal
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hahahaha
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What the fuck kind of post is this.
Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.
Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.
Either way, shut the fuck up.
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:yay:
FOR MORE THAN ONCE IN YOUR LIFE FAT MAN, YOU SPEAK THE PLAIN HONEST TRUTH. ;D
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What the fuck kind of post is this.
Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.
Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.
Either way, shut the fuck up.
Haha I think this is the first time me and you have ever agreed on anything dude :laugh:
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What the fuck kind of post is this.
Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.
Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.
Either way, shut the fuck up.
Please accept a Smite as a sign of respect for that awesome post
Bravo :worship: :thumbup:
IronG: No one cares... post it on your myspace :P
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What the fuck kind of post is this.
Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.
Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.
Either way, shut the fuck up.
Please accept a Smite as a sign of respect for that awesome post
Bravo :worship: :thumbup:
IronG: No one cares... post it on your myspace :P
No it's great trolling fodder.
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FAECESBOOK
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I'll take the ring
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What the fuck kind of post is this.
Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.
Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.
Either way, shut the fuck up.
Hahahaha
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What the fuck kind of post is this.
Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.
Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.
Either way, shut the fuck up.
If I didn't post it here, I would be denying you, my dear Nihilist, an opportunity to try out your wit. You've been rather lax of late, so I figured something easy like this should help boost your confidence.
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What the fuck kind of post is this.
Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.
Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.
Either way, shut the fuck up.
If I didn't post it here, I would be denying you, my dear Nihilist, an opportunity to try out your wit. You've been rather lax of late, so I figured something easy like this should help boost your confidence.
Don't worry he gets plenty of practice trolling me on IRC.
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old habits, eh
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I <3 nihilist. ;D
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<dparker3
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I've been quoted so many times in this post I'm pitching a tent here.
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I've been quoted so many times in this post I'm pitching a tent here.
Food and drinks are on the house!
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I've been quoted so many times in this post I'm pitching a tent here.
You get aroused when people quote you?? ;)
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I've been quoted so many times in this post I'm pitching a tent here.
You get aroused when people quote you?? ;)
THREE SOME!!!
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Almost..... there..... nggggggggh.
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THE_PEEPER + NIHILIST = THREESOME, CONSIDERING NIHILIST ALONE HAS THE GIRTH EQUAL TO TWO MORTAL MEN. ;D
THE_PEEPER + NIHILIST = THREESOME = WRONGO ALSO :P
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so nihilist going solo isn't technically masturbation?
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so nihilist going solo isn't technically masturbation?
No, technically it's an affront to mankind.
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so nihilist going solo isn't technically masturbation?
and I thought he was a virgin.... he wins on a technicality
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NOPE. TECHNICALLY ITS REFERRED TO AS THE "CONSUMMATION OF A SAME SEX MARRIAGE".
BUT OF COURSE WHATEVER YOU CALL IT, A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME STILL SMELLS LIKE A CUNT ;D
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BAH... FUCK YOU TEAGUE, STEALING MY THUNDER..... CURSE YOU AND YOUR BIG THICK BLACK COCK :P
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BAH... FUCK YOU TEAGUE, STEALING MY THUNDER..... CURSE YOU AND YOUR BIG THICK BLACK COCK :P
You leave my cock out of this.
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There's no better way to be gay than with yourself.
Sorry Dan, you're a close second I promise.
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^ Me? Blush! :-[
So you're saying there's a chance!! :D
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hey guys hope you can help me out...i think my wife is cheating on me.
why? my work involves travelling a lot and I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says "I'll call you back later." When I ask her who called she gets evasive.
Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.
A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to know if he could borrow my guitar amp for one of his gig...
That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening.
I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with".
He agreed.
Saturday night came and I slipped behind my vintage Marshall JMP MKII 100W half stack to get a good view.
I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp.
It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.
Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?
Thanks
Very Concerned
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heheh
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http://www.mybreakupstory.com/
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Im onto you Mr Guaradian...
All this thread is, is a sneaky way of letting all the chicks on here know that you are now single, and as an added bonus, it also shows your emotional, caring side (apparently chicks dig that shit).
to everyone else it just makes you look like a fag though.
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All this thread is, is a sneaky way of letting all the chicks on here know that you are now single, and as an added bonus, it also shows your emotional, caring side (apparently chicks dig that shit).
No, chicks go for dominant, alpha male types... "the asshole" types, so to speak.
Being nice and caring gets you friend-zoned. :P
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yeah
all it tells me is that he rushes into things like ring-buying without first making sure he knows where the other party's head is at
and that if you break up with him he'll post about it on the internet (how embarrassment)
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Oh dear.....
Dear Diary, I mean :P
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Im onto you Mr Guaradian...
All this thread is, is a sneaky way of letting all the chicks on here know that you are now single, and as an added bonus, it also shows your emotional, caring side (apparently chicks dig that shit).
You've caught me!!!
yeah
all it tells me is that he rushes into things like ring-buying without first making sure he knows where the other party's head is at
We had talked about it before, even looked at rings together. Marriage was basically a forgone conclusion... but girls get all screwy in the head at times..
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what reason did she gave for breaking up with you, and what was the real reason?
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what reason did she gave for breaking up with you, and what was the real reason?
She didn't think she's be happy if we were married for a variety of reasons. The real reason if my depression, and related factors.
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were you a "no sex before marriage" couple?
if not then i think marriage is overrated
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BUT HOW CAN *YOU* BE DEPRESSED.... I MEAN..... CMON.... JESUS LOVES YOU!!!!!! ;D
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were you a "no sex before marriage" couple?
if not then i think marriage is overrated
Yes we were one of those couples. Outdated and traditional :P
BUT HOW CAN *YOU* BE DEPRESSED.... I MEAN..... CMON.... JESUS LOVES YOU!!!!!! ;D
Indeed He does... and thats why I've not killed myself these past few years. (sorry, that was so emo, I want to vomit) Being a Christian doesn't mean bad things don't happen, just gives us something to look forward to at the end of it all.
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just gives us something to look forward to at the end of it all.
just gives you something to HOPE you look forward to!
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just gives us something to look forward to at the end of it all.
just gives you something to HOPE you look forward to!
No, I do look forward to it. Hope is something far less certain to believing. However, if I'm wrong, I wont know either way when it happens!
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Sex is something to look forward to. Heaven doesn't feel as good.
Shit sorry, there I go being a realist! :-X
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WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW YOU'RE DEPRESSED?
Get a shrink man.
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Subscribe to hedonism.
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Im onto you Mr Guaradian...
All this thread is, is a sneaky way of letting all the chicks on here know that you are now single, and as an added bonus, it also shows your emotional, caring side (apparently chicks dig that shit).
to everyone else it just makes you look like a fag though.
dont forget the fact he just told all the chicks on here he has a diamond ring for grabs...and we all know how fucking gutless and relentless girls are when it comes to diamonds
ha, after reading all the religious babble, i post my comment, get taken back to the frontline page and see:
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WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW YOU'RE DEPRESSED?
Get a shrink man.
Venis asked, and most people know already.
As for a shrink, already got plenty of them :P
Besides, thought you could do with a laugh mate.
Heheh, nicely done Blaaaaah!
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Im onto you Mr Guaradian...
All this thread is, is a sneaky way of letting all the chicks on here know that you are now single, and as an added bonus, it also shows your emotional, caring side (apparently chicks dig that shit).
to everyone else it just makes you look like a fag though.
dont forget the fact he just told all the chicks on here he has a diamond ring for grabs...and we all know how fucking gutless and relentless girls are when it comes to diamonds
Women, I have $1400 excess in hard cash from the past few weeks work that I had nothing to spend on... it's in my computer desk right here.
I expect nude, full body self pictures attached with your PMs...
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Im onto you Mr Guaradian...
All this thread is, is a sneaky way of letting all the chicks on here know that you are now single, and as an added bonus, it also shows your emotional, caring side (apparently chicks dig that shit).
to everyone else it just makes you look like a fag though.
dont forget the fact he just told all the chicks on here he has a diamond ring for grabs...and we all know how fucking gutless and relentless girls are when it comes to diamonds
Women, I have $1400 excess in hard cash from the past few weeks work that I had nothing to spend on... it's in my computer desk right here.
I expect nude, full body self pictures attached with your PMs...
why is it sitting in your computer desk when it could be inside you computer (in the form of a new motherboard, cpu and/or graphics card....granted at the cost of the 4870 x2's you wouldnt have to much to spare....hmmm i feel im getting this thread off topic a bit
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Just be grateful she didn't fuck around on you!
And being single is so much better anyway ;D
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Im onto you Mr Guaradian...
All this thread is, is a sneaky way of letting all the chicks on here know that you are now single, and as an added bonus, it also shows your emotional, caring side (apparently chicks dig that shit).
to everyone else it just makes you look like a fag though.
dont forget the fact he just told all the chicks on here he has a diamond ring for grabs...and we all know how fucking gutless and relentless girls are when it comes to diamonds
Women, I have $1400 excess in hard cash from the past few weeks work that I had nothing to spend on... it's in my computer desk right here.
I expect nude, full body self pictures attached with your PMs...
why is it sitting in your computer desk when it could be inside you computer (in the form of a new motherboard, cpu and/or graphics card....granted at the cost of the 4870 x2's you wouldnt have to much to spare....hmmm i feel im getting this thread off topic a bit
I'd probably rather put it towards musical equipment if I have to, but I could do with some more RAM and HDD... :hmm:
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Rogue LFG
Orgy
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IronGuardian if you really want to die, I'd be happy to do it for you.
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WHAT HE MEANS TO SAY IS THAT HE'D BE HAPPY TO DO YOU ONCE YOU'RE DEAD :P
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Just be grateful she didn't fuck around on you!
at least thats what she tells him.....
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WHAT HE MEANS TO SAY IS THAT HE'D BE HAPPY TO DO YOU ONCE YOU'RE DEAD :P
Both, if he provides the baseball bat.
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I'll just leave this here.
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BAAAAWWW
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And being single is so much better anyway ;D
Like fuck it is.
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Being single is better than being in a relationship with someone who
A. you don't really like that much anyway (you know people who always have to have a partner? lame)
B. wants to control your life (a solid majority of people)
C. is boring, thereby making you boring ("can't we just stay home and watch Friends tonight?")
Otherwise relationships are fine
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Being single is better than being in a relationship with someone who
A. you don't really like that much anyway (you know people who always have to have a partner? lame)
B. wants to control your life (a solid majority of people)
C. is boring, thereby making you boring ("can't we just stay home and watch Friends tonight?")
Otherwise relationships are fine
Statements A, B and C are true.
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Being single is better than being in a relationship with someone who
A. you don't really like that much anyway (you know people who always have to have a partner? lame)
B. wants to control your life (a solid majority of people)
C. is boring, thereby making you boring ("can't we just stay home and watch Friends tonight?")
Otherwise relationships are fine
Statements A, B and C are true.
Quoted for further reinforcement of the truth.
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ive always the following holds true
in females u have 3 choices;
1)single
2)mentally stable
3)attractive
pick 2.
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yep, and as they get hotter they get crazier :(
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ive always the following holds true
in females u have 3 choices;
1)single
2)mentally stable
3)attractive
pick 2.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to pay that.
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CRAZY CHICKS = CRAZY SEX ;D
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Of course a girl is going to say it's better being single.
"For women, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted that any time you put some trash out on the street, some guy in a jump suit is going to come along and pick it up."
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Of course a girl is going to say it's better being single.
"For women, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted that any time you put some trash out on the street, some guy in a jump suit is going to come along and pick it up."
Haha best quote ever. Seinfeld wins.
What should have been said is being single is better than settling for some rubbish because you're too insecure to be independent.
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This pretty much sums up his whole topic. Let's all hold hands and weep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2BjJbKQkgc
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My favourite version of that song: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=OGVQQjFpx70 (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=OGVQQjFpx70)
LOVE IS JUST A LIEEEEEEEEE.
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Entertaining, but it lacks the wimpy, high pitched whine that the Nazareth version shares with this topic.
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I quite like this version of Everybody Hurts...
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=qFCtzERSrnU
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Dude it does suck being dumped, I seperated couple months ago and its been pretty fucked...
When ya get back out to seeing chicks you either end up sleeping with girls who you dont really want anything to do with but fuck but they end up wanting to marry you and weld themselves to you
or
the ones you want to be with are just happy being single and dont give a fuck about anything but going out and dancing and being young women....
all i can say is the only thing that will love you and never disspoint you, is food.
Whenever i feel bad i eat, and because im skinny and dont get fat *thanks crack and pills!* i dont have to worry about getting overwieght.
Seriously though, if you feel that bad see a fucking doctor, not to get meds or anything but talking to someone like that helps alot. If you dont already have someone in ur religeous facaulty to talk to see a shrink.
If ya really wanna milk it say ur not sleeping and getting anxiety attacks nd they may give you some vali's or mazzapan ect and when you feel down enough at least youll have something you can OD on and not leave a mess like the dude in the US who cut his head off with a chainsaw.
Im not tryn to take the piss just suggesting that from experiance seeing a head doctor does help.
Either that or go down to club 316 and spray some nut butter in the eye of whichever hooker looks like ur ex the most, then slap her round a bit and spit on her and take out ur fustration..hell you can pay em extra and they let ya do it 8)
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Holy shit dude, that was all kinds of fucked up. :o
I fucking love it.
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Disclaimer:
In no way do I endorse the use of crack and pills to keep skinny.
I have a fucked up metablism in which I constantly have the body of a 14 year old girl minus the budding bosoms, but add the penis of a wilderbeast.
All the other stuff about slapping whores about and what not, go for ya life lol
Oh your gonna need alot of Valis if ya wanna overdose, just look up how heath ledger died and you should be able to find the 2 painkillers he used which reacted badly and caused him to die...
Disclaimer:
In no way do I endorse the use of medications in assisting in suicide.
If your gonna do it, go the way of the shocking prezzie and hang urself, only make sure the belt/rope is secure and it doesnt give way like when i tried.. ???
Like i said if symptoms persist..see a doctor.
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Cheer up everyone!
Here, look at this puppy.
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Awwwwwww
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Actually, fuck you all.
This thread is now about puppies.
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You're all shit.
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And being single is so much better anyway ;D
Like fuck it is.
Alright I'll rephrase;
Being single is better when you are travelling the world. :D
So Iron Guardian... go on a holiday or something!
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DO YOU WANT ME TO POST MORE FUCKING PUPPIES
I'LL FUCKING DO IT!
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And being single is so much better anyway ;D
Like fuck it is.
Alright I'll rephrase;
Being single is better when you are travelling the world. :D
So Iron Guardian... go on a holiday or something!
What goes on tour stays on tour.
Stop interrupting the puppies.
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Alright I'll rephrase;
Being single is better when you are travelling the world. :D
So Iron Guardian... go on a holiday or something!
Well, the two of us had been planning a 9 month trip around Europe :p
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Ha too funny.
Aww cute little puppies,
They look like expensive dogs, I reckon id get some sweet cash if I sold them on the Blackdog Market.
Ok, my humorwell has dried up, time for nandos..or maccas im good eiether way.
And T-reese you have a very good point with the travelling bit.
Iron Guardian, id consider that idea, women are cheap in asian countries and you can get em real young.
Lol ok ive gone too far even for my standards.
Take a small holiday with a friend/s and see where it takes you, seeing a bit more of the world really does open your eyes to how small you really are and that theres so much more to do and live for and all that crap.
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Take a small holiday with a friend/s and see where it takes you, seeing a bit more of the world really does open your eyes to how small you really are and that theres so much more to do and live for and all that crap.
I hear ya buddy, it's quite the experience.
Rowland, buy yourself a ticket to Prague.
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Dogs rule. Thank christ it's not another flood of cat photos.
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Alright I'll rephrase;
Being single is better when you are travelling the world. :D
So Iron Guardian... go on a holiday or something!
Well, the two of us had been planning a 9 month trip around Europe :p
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Uh-oh
I think this calls for more puppies. Can we get a christmassy one?
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Dogs rule. Thank christ it's not another flood of cat photos.
Don't tempt me :P
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best of both worlds....
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Do rats count?? ;D
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Commiserations Rowland buddy. Women, so desirable yet completely lacking in souls :err: At least you now have an excuse to get really fucked up tomorrow at amps. I call this weekend "Destination RPHED" whos with me? :woot:
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Dogs rule. Thank christ it's not another flood of cat photos.
Thats a whole lotta pussy. :P
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All I can recommend, is BANGKOK buddy. Although at this point in time, id prob go Phuket. Either way, your woman woes will disappear within seconds. If you need a friend while your there, I think I can do it. Tough call, buts that what mates are for
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All I can recommend, is BANGKOK buddy. Although at this point in time, id prob go Phuket. Either way, your woman woes will disappear within seconds. If you need a friend while your there, I think I can do it. Tough call, buts that what mates are for
Don't listen to this advice unless you want to wake up with aids, your money gone, a cock in your arse or all of the above.
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The most annoying thing about women from Thailand is that they always leave the toilet seat up.
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Pffft bangkok, have you seen how crazy-good looking the women are in the Amsterdam RLD? Or even Slovenia! That place was fucking crazy
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i thought we were going on a hotness:cost of getting them into bed ratio
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i thought we were going on a hotness:cost of getting them into bed ratio
so that pretty much renders all jews useless.
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All I can recommend, is BANGKOK buddy. Although at this point in time, id prob go Phuket. Either way, your woman woes will disappear within seconds. If you need a friend while your there, I think I can do it. Tough call, buts that what mates are for
Don't listen to this advice unless you want to wake up with aids, your money gone, a cock in your arse or all of the above.
sounds like your talking from past experiences .... :hmm:
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All I can recommend, is BANGKOK buddy. Although at this point in time, id prob go Phuket. Either way, your woman woes will disappear within seconds. If you need a friend while your there, I think I can do it. Tough call, buts that what mates are for
Don't listen to this advice unless you want to wake up with aids, your money gone, a cock in your arse or all of the above.
sounds like your talking from past experiences .... :hmm:
Hahah.. beat me to it
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Don't listen to this advice unless you want to wake up with aids, your money gone, a cock in your arse or all of the above.
Yeah, if I wanted that, I'd just turn up to a Scrape gig, and hook up with the band after the show!
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i thought we were going on a hotness:cost of getting them into bed ratio
so that pretty much renders all jews useless.
yep, unless you get them while they're really young, and looking to rebel
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Relationships are never easy. I've been with the same lady for 15 years, married for 9, it should be easy by now, right?
Fuck no, every day is a new mystery with women, a lifelong journey full of strange moodswings and painful compromise. Some days you just gonna kep your head down and remember that death will save you eventually. :-\
And it is worth every minute.
;D
Hang in there dude.
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Some days you just gonna kep your head down and remember that death will save you eventually. :-\
:rofl: Got me laughing pretty damn loud at work Jez, thanks mate hahaha
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Some days you just gonna kep your head down and remember that death will save you eventually. :-\
My thoughts exactly whenever Neverborn are playing :P
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Hahaha I hadnt checked this thread for a while and look what I come back to... beating prossies, pictures of dogs and tales of contracting std's from the scrape! :rofl:
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Reminds ya of last weekend eh Dan?
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Hahaha I hadnt checked this thread for a while and look what I come back to... beating prossies, pictures of dogs and tales of contracting std's from the scrape! :rofl:
This thread has been significantly more successful than my love life :P
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Some days you just gonna kep your head down and remember that death will save you eventually. :-\
My thoughts exactly whenever Neverborn are playing :P
Unnecessary Sam.
;D
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:laugh:
Nocwnd
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Relationships are never easy. I've been with the same lady for 15 years, married for 9, it should be easy by now, right?
Fuck no, every day is a new mystery with women, a lifelong journey full of strange moodswings and painful compromise. Some days you just gonna kep your head down and remember that death will save you eventually. :-\
And it is worth every minute.
;D
Hang in there dude.
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
Have you ever lived with a man? I tell you its about twenty thousand six hundred and fifty one times worse then a woman.
To the person who was broken up with - contemplate going gay, watch the Notebook, eat heaps of lamb shanks and give me that ring you bought.
;D
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Relationships are never easy. I've been with the same lady for 15 years, married for 9, it should be easy by now, right?
Fuck no, every day is a new mystery with women, a lifelong journey full of strange moodswings and painful compromise. Some days you just gonna kep your head down and remember that death will save you eventually. :-\
And it is worth every minute.
;D
Hang in there dude.
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
Have you ever lived with a man? I tell you its about twenty thousand six hundred and fifty one times worse then a woman.
To the person who was broken up with - contemplate going gay, watch the Notebook, eat heaps of lamb shanks and give me that ring you bought.
;D
i love you
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Relationships are never easy. I've been with the same lady for 15 years, married for 9, it should be easy by now, right?
Fuck no, every day is a new mystery with women, a lifelong journey full of strange moodswings and painful compromise. Some days you just gonna kep your head down and remember that death will save you eventually. :-\
And it is worth every minute.
;D
Hang in there dude.
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
Have you ever lived with a man? I tell you its about twenty thousand six hundred and fifty one times worse then a woman.
To the person who was broken up with - contemplate going gay, watch the Notebook, eat heaps of lamb shanks and give me that ring you bought.
;D
Trolololololalalala.
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What the fuck is that?
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Here's a little song I heard again recently and seemed to suit this topic:
"You see her sitting with her coffee and her paper
With her high top sneakers of Italian design
With a long cool stare she aggravates the tension
Makes up her face while she makes up her mind
Now you're in trouble, maybe she's an intellectual
What if she figures out you're not very smart
Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal
Boy, you got to get it settled
Cause she's breaking your heart
Don't try to put on an act
You can't do that to a modern woman
And you're an old fashioned man
She understands the things you're doin'
She's a modern woman
She looks sleek and she seems so professional
She's got a lot of confidence, it's easy to see
You want to make a move
But you feel so inferior
Cause under that exterior
Is someone who's free
She's got style and she's got her own money
So she's not another honey you can quickly disarm
She's got the eyes that make you realize
She won't be hypnotized by your usual charm
You've got your plan of attack
That won't attract the modern woman
When you're an old fashioned man
She understands the things you're doin'
She's a modern woman
Time goes by and you're sharing an apartment
She says she loves you but she doesn't know why
In the morning she leaves you with your coffee and your paper
It's a strange situation for an old fashioned guy
But times have changed
Things are not the same, baby
You overcame such a bad attitude
Rock and roll just used to be for kicks
And nowadays it's politics
And after 1986 what else could be new
You got to learn to relax
And face the facts of modern woman
And you're an old fashioned man
She understands the things you're doin'
She's a modern woman"
Billy Joel. 1985 "the Bridge"
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:o
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Tell me about it man, one of the main reasons why I was out of action from the pond for over two years.
I will recommend you to some of my friends :eyebrows:
where is this pond? I didnt know it existed, if i'd known than maybe my life may have been so much easier... :'(
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"ROWWR Fuckin Pansy."
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She was beautiful, oh she was beautiful
Now were in my house, I took the pants off the wench
The fuckin bitch had syphilis, I cracked her in the face with a wrench
Now shes on the floor, like a dirty whore, reaching for the door
I bashed her in the face some more, you fuckin cunt
Best set of lyrics, hahahaha
As for women, i think the worst thing that Man has ever done in histroy, is give women the right to vote. Lets be honest, majority of them are better seen than heard, should lock them in the kitchen until you want sex, or a beer :headbang:
I can see myself getting in the shit for that, but meh
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I'll give you shit for not taking your own advice and resurrecting this retarded thread.
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I'll give him shit for quoting old hat Necro lyrics... :no:
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I'll give him shit for being shit.
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I'll give him shit so I can be part of the in-crowd.
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I'll give him shit for quoting old hat Necro lyrics... :no:
Cmon, i thought it was fitting :P