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General => General discussion => Topic started by: Melkor on April 27, 2009, 07:27:54 PM
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http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25391072-2703,00.html
anyone been following this? I only started reading about it yesterday but 100 or so dead in a few days, victims in the 20-40 age bracket, and transmission between people not from animals to people (wasn't that why bird flu didn't kill us all?). Could get interesting if it gets out of control, or it could just be a flash in the pan like SARS. Anyone here with medical knowledge and can enlighten me?
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Yup, the world's fucked.
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yeah, I heard even madagascar are closing their borders
xkcd are on the ball as usual
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T-Virus next. We're screwed.
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Who cares. We are all Doomed in the end.
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What a bunch of up-beat cunts we've got here :P
But still, shutting down the worlds biggest urban agglomeration? Gotta be fuckn serious for that shit
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Who cares. We are all Doomed in the end.
What the??
Come on Nosaj mate - you're usually the upbeat one around here!!!! ;D
My brother's still in Da-Nang
Putting an ad in the back of Kerrang
We're looking for people who just wanna kill
We'll go back to Nam cause no one else will !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU READY?..... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! ;D
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we will all be fine. Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo will come in and make sure of it.
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I take back my last post. Everything will be ok. I found some Banana Bread. :headbang: ;D
Ps: Sod. You'll be pleased to know that the Baileys season has begun.
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yeah, I heard even madagascar are closing their borders
xkcd are on the ball as usual
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Get some pork on your fork. ;D
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Yay i am going to die sooner now cause i work in a shopping center
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BAH! NO SUCH THING AS DEATH, ONLY TRANSGRESSION.
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CLOSE THE BORDERS!
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CLOSE THE BORDERS!
SHUT.
DOWN.
EVERYTHING!
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If I get swine flu, mark my words I will be taking the next plane to Madagascar and spitting on everyone I see.
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yeah, I heard even madagascar are closing their borders
xkcd are on the ball as usual
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Unless you started in Madagascar, there was no way of winning that game. Idiots would close down their borders at the first sign of trouble.
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yeah, I heard even madagascar are closing their borders
xkcd are on the ball as usual
(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fswine_flu.png&hash=4f777a20508f2654556c5a38bca7c9c6afb374be)
Unless you started in Madagascar, there was no way of winning that game. Idiots would close down their borders at the first sign of trouble.
Lol, I kept refreshing until I started in Madagascar... still didn't win... they closed their own fucking port before I got out, and I was running as a highly infectious, completely symptomless bacteria (from memory) with maximum resistances and shit. Fucking scientific geniuses... they must have sacrificial scientist agents who take random bodily fluid samples from every one in the world.
The few times I did get into Madagascar, some other lame ass country would wise up and shut down everything.
Fuck, imagine if in real life only Madagascar survived, and repopulated the earth. I mean, you'd EXPECT most pathogens of such high order to originate from there.
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I just heard a short news flash about it earlier so I don't know the full details. This movie I just watched last night came to mind though - Doomsday. Surprised I hadn't heard about it before as it's pretty kick ass and has some cool action in it, but Jez told me about it. It's like a cross between 28 Days Later, Aliens and Mad Max, so I recommend checking it out.
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I take back my last post. Everything will be ok. I found some Banana Bread. :headbang: ;D
Ps: Sod. You'll be pleased to know that the Baileys season has begun.
"Let crack open a fresh Baileys!"
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I just heard a short news flash about it earlier so I don't know the full details. This movie I just watched last night came to mind though - Doomsday. Surprised I hadn't heard about it before as it's pretty kick ass and has some cool action in it, but Jez told me about it. It's like a cross between 28 Days Later, Aliens and Mad Max, so I recommend checking it out.
Have you seen 'Smoke em if you got em'? that has a Doomsday theme, not a bad movie. It's the end of the world and the survivors have radiation sickness, they dont have long to live so they all get fucked up on drugs. One scene this guys is offered a 'bong and a bang' he doesn't know what it is but he's dying anyway so thinks fuck it why not. He has the bong then they grab him and stick his head in a microwave, thats his bang :laugh:
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I just heard a short news flash about it earlier so I don't know the full details. This movie I just watched last night came to mind though - Doomsday. Surprised I hadn't heard about it before as it's pretty kick ass and has some cool action in it, but Jez told me about it. It's like a cross between 28 Days Later, Aliens and Mad Max, so I recommend checking it out.
Is that the one in scotland with the cannibals and medieval survivalists? not bad, but 28 days/weeks later is far better. The disease effects were cool though.
wikipedia this morning says death toll up to 149, was 103 yesterday.
Edit: 149 confirmed http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25398262-12377,00.html
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You've got to keep in context that Mexico isn't exactly world-renound for its medical care services. Still, sounds like it could be quite serious untreated. Thankfully the WHO got their act together with the whole H5N1 thing and are much more prepared.
Just remember that if you've got the flu, stay at home unless it gets really bad. This thing doesn't have a 100% mortality rate, looks to be more like 2-3% like bird flu was, so you don't want to spread it everywhere just like a regular flu.
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If 100,000 people die in one week from it and the infected keeps rising its something to be afraid of..
other than that its another media plot to stir shit.
more people die from other diseases each day, reports??
fucking crock of pig shite
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If 100,000 people die in one week from it and the infected keeps rising its something to be afraid of..
other than that its another media plot to stir shit.
more people die from other diseases each day, reports??
fucking crock of pig shite
The difference is that its a new mutation of a disease we haven't seen before. We shouldn't be surprised, that's exactly what viruses do to survive.
And the big problem with these strains of virus, the ones made of a cocktail of viruses from other animals, is that humans have no natural immunity to it and, like the Black Plague, it attacks people who would otherwise be considered young and healthy. But you've gotta remember that even pandemics like the Black Plague only had about a 2% mortality rate, too. The reason an absoulte biblical amount of people died at the hands of that virus is because they didn't have antibiodics.
But I completely agree with the amount of typical media shit stirring happening at the moment. People have got to realise that when they see the word PANDEMIC it actually means, according to WHO, the fufillment of the following criteria;
* Emergence of a disease new to a population.
* Agents infect humans, causing serious illness.
* Agents spread easily and sustainably among humans.
Theres nothing about killing BILLIONS of people in there, just that theres a new virus in town and we need to be snappy about controlling it before that ~2% blows out of proportion in real terms.
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Yeah, from what I've heard it's pretty easily treated and we wouldn't be in too much of a threat down here. But when isn't the media focussing on the negative and sensationalising things.. :hmm:
I just heard a short news flash about it earlier so I don't know the full details. This movie I just watched last night came to mind though - Doomsday. Surprised I hadn't heard about it before as it's pretty kick ass and has some cool action in it, but Jez told me about it. It's like a cross between 28 Days Later, Aliens and Mad Max, so I recommend checking it out.
Is that the one in scotland with the cannibals and medieval survivalists? not bad, but 28 days/weeks later is far better. The disease effects were cool though.
Yeah that's the one. I just liked it for the pure action and destruction, I had to stop myself from picking the holes in it after a while but I like it's obvious nods to other classic films. It's triggered me to download "A Boy And His Dog" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Boy_and_His_Dog) now (which is conveniently available on the internet archive due to lapsed copyright), which incidentally gets a bit of a tribute in the Fallout games apparently.
I've had 28 weeks later for ages now but haven't watched it yet. 28 days later was ok but I didn't think it was that memorable.
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I got n the tube to work yesterday, and a couple of people were wearing face masks. Only two people got sick with the disease here, and the poms are already shitting themselves!
More likely to be killed by a falling coconut, and we ALL know how many palm trees are in Britain. Pft fags.
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My friend came to tafe today with the flu, so we made a swine joke, then he told us his friend got back from Mexico last week....he still doesnt think he has anything to worry about, but we convinced him to try and go see a doctor
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If 100,000 people die in one week from it and the infected keeps rising its something to be afraid of..
other than that its another media plot to stir shit.
more people die from other diseases each day, reports??
fucking crock of pig shite
The difference is that its a new mutation of a disease we haven't seen before. We shouldn't be surprised, that's exactly what viruses do to survive.
And the big problem with these strains of virus, the ones made of a cocktail of viruses from other animals, is that humans have no natural immunity to it and, like the Black Plague, it attacks people who would otherwise be considered young and healthy. But you've gotta remember that even pandemics like the Black Plague only had about a 2% mortality rate, too. The reason an absoulte biblical amount of people died at the hands of that virus is because they didn't have antibiodics.
But I completely agree with the amount of typical media shit stirring happening at the moment. People have got to realise that when they see the word PANDEMIC it actually means, according to WHO, the fufillment of the following criteria;
* Emergence of a disease new to a population.
* Agents infect humans, causing serious illness.
* Agents spread easily and sustainably among humans.
Theres nothing about killing BILLIONS of people in there, just that theres a new virus in town and we need to be snappy about controlling it before that ~2% blows out of proportion in real terms.
Bear in mind it has a 2% mortality rate in a crowded shithole developing country with lacklustre medical care. Also bear in mind that existing strains of influenza kill half a million people every year anyway.
Media hyperbole is making my working life fucking miserable.
tl;dr swine flu is about as scary as the common cold
PANDEMIC :police: :woot: :spew: :police: :woot: :yay: :spew:
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I got n the tube to work yesterday, and a couple of people were wearing face masks. Only two people got sick with the disease here, and the poms are already shitting themselves!
More likely to be killed by a falling coconut, and we ALL know how many palm trees are in Britain. Pft fags.
You should laugh at these people. Perhaps a healthy dose of public shame will get them to think for themselves :P
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I just heard a short news flash about it earlier so I don't know the full details. This movie I just watched last night came to mind though - Doomsday. Surprised I hadn't heard about it before as it's pretty kick ass and has some cool action in it, but Jez told me about it. It's like a cross between 28 Days Later, Aliens and Mad Max, so I recommend checking it out.
Is that the one in scotland with the cannibals and medieval survivalists? not bad, but 28 days/weeks later is far better. The disease effects were cool though.
Yeah that's the one. I just liked it for the pure action and destruction, I had to stop myself from picking the holes in it after a while but I like it's obvious nods to other classic films. It's triggered me to download "A Boy And His Dog" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Boy_and_His_Dog) now (which is conveniently available on the internet archive due to lapsed copyright), which incidentally gets a bit of a tribute in the Fallout games apparently.
I've had 28 weeks later for ages now but haven't watched it yet. 28 days later was ok but I didn't think it was that memorable.
if you didn't think much of 28 days later then you probably wont think much of 28 weeks later, still it has some brutal scenes, the bit where the infection moves through the crowded basement was pretty fucked up. More guns this time too, though how a mob of infected could take on an abrams tank is beyond me, those beasts would just crush them.
They reckon this pig flu is in New Zealand, you would think if any animal based disease was going to get the kiwis it would be from the sheep. Still, if anyone dies from this here just about every cunt will be stocking up on face masks. I'm just not going to leave the house, but thats no different from what I normally do anyways.
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25402852-601,00.html
at the end of that article it says the death rate from a generic pandemic virus would be 2.4%, but with appropriate medical care that should be halved. Still thats over 200 000 people if there was a pandemic here, but at least the unemployment rate would decrease!
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28 days / weeks later are both GREAT movies!! ;D
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at the end of that article it says the death rate from a generic pandemic virus would be 2.4%, but with appropriate medical care that should be halved. Still thats over 200 000 people if there was a pandemic here, but at least the unemployment rate would decrease!
Here's to hoping it kills people in higher income brackets... trickle down baconomics. ;D
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Cull the humans! ;) :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Madagascar fucks me EVERY SINGLE TIME!
About the only way to win that game is to start in Madagascar, or South Africa
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Everyone should only take their info regarding Swine Flu from the WHO and not NewsCorp.
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Madagascar fucks me EVERY SINGLE TIME!
About the only way to win that game is to start in Madagascar, or South Africa
Your best change without starting there is to have a disease that is close to 0% noticeable. Heh, I had infected Madagascar in one game, only to have bloody Peru hold out :err:
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Everyone should only take their info regarding Swine Flu from the WHO and not NewsCorp.
how bout wikipedia? ;D
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i told rod to stay in mexico.
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I got n the tube to work yesterday, and a couple of people were wearing face masks. Only two people got sick with the disease here, and the poms are already shitting themselves!
More likely to be killed by a falling coconut, and we ALL know how many palm trees are in Britain. Pft fags.
You should laugh at these people. Perhaps a healthy dose of public shame will get them to think for themselves :P
The trouble with the media blowing this kind of thing out of proportion all the time. Is that you'll get a "The boy who cryed wolf" type senario. One day there will Really be a big epidemic but no-one will beleive the media.
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I got n the tube to work yesterday, and a couple of people were wearing face masks. Only two people got sick with the disease here, and the poms are already shitting themselves!
More likely to be killed by a falling coconut, and we ALL know how many palm trees are in Britain. Pft fags.
You should laugh at these people. Perhaps a healthy dose of public shame will get them to think for themselves :P
The trouble with the media blowing this kind of thing out of proportion all the time. Is that you'll get a "The boy who cryed wolf" type senario. One day there will Really be a big epidemic but no-one will beleive the media.
well in that case it wouldn't really matter, we would all be fucked anyway so who cares if no one believes the media?
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i told rod to stay in mexico.
:rofl:
You're infected, bitch!
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Madagascar fucks me EVERY SINGLE TIME!
About the only way to win that game is to start in Madagascar, or South Africa
Your best change without starting there is to have a disease that is close to 0% noticeable. Heh, I had infected Madagascar in one game, only to have bloody Peru hold out :err:
Yeah, thats what I always tried to do. Have a disease that was not nociteable, and once it had reached everywhere, I started hitting them with the symptoms! :P
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Madagascar fucks me EVERY SINGLE TIME!
About the only way to win that game is to start in Madagascar, or South Africa
Your best change without starting there is to have a disease that is close to 0% noticeable. Heh, I had infected Madagascar in one game, only to have bloody Peru hold out :err:
Yeah, thats what I always tried to do. Have a disease that was not nociteable, and once it had reached everywhere, I started hitting them with the symptoms! :P
what the fuck are you 2 on about? AIDS Sims or something?
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Madagascar fucks me EVERY SINGLE TIME!
About the only way to win that game is to start in Madagascar, or South Africa
nah i got that also.. i started in nz got everyone but cuba.. the fuckers.
meh if it comes it comes, cant do to much about it! I am just wondering about who is dying from it? Is it only people with mexican heritage? so far thats all ive heard.
Your best change without starting there is to have a disease that is close to 0% noticeable. Heh, I had infected Madagascar in one game, only to have bloody Peru hold out :err:
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Madagascar fucks me EVERY SINGLE TIME!
About the only way to win that game is to start in Madagascar, or South Africa
Your best change without starting there is to have a disease that is close to 0% noticeable. Heh, I had infected Madagascar in one game, only to have bloody Peru hold out :err:
Yeah, thats what I always tried to do. Have a disease that was not nociteable, and once it had reached everywhere, I started hitting them with the symptoms! :P
what the fuck are you 2 on about? AIDS Sims or something?
http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html
Have fun.
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Im in Las Vegas right now, flew in from Los Angelas about 3 days ago and going to NYC tomorrow.
Not bragging :eyebrows:, but to put things in perspective....
Since we landed in LA, they had 'The worst outbreak'. Also NYC is having an 'epidemic' and 'alarming number of cases reported'.
Its all over the news, but its a lot of 'Today Tonight' style stories where the cut to footage/interviews of concerned parents and medical experts.
Its reported about a lot of deaths, but they dont mention that the deaths are a lot of elderly people and (sadly) newborn babies.
Cant wait to get back to Australia :laugh: :hmm:
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Madagascar fucks me EVERY SINGLE TIME!
About the only way to win that game is to start in Madagascar, or South Africa
Your best change without starting there is to have a disease that is close to 0% noticeable. Heh, I had infected Madagascar in one game, only to have bloody Peru hold out :err:
Yeah, thats what I always tried to do. Have a disease that was not nociteable, and once it had reached everywhere, I started hitting them with the symptoms! :P
what the fuck are you 2 on about? AIDS Sims or something?
http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html
Have fun.
Good luck trying to get Madagascar infected. The first sign of trouble and they shut down everything haha. Thats where that picture posted on the first pge came from :P
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Madagascar fucks me EVERY SINGLE TIME!
About the only way to win that game is to start in Madagascar, or South Africa
Your best change without starting there is to have a disease that is close to 0% noticeable. Heh, I had infected Madagascar in one game, only to have bloody Peru hold out :err:
Yeah, thats what I always tried to do. Have a disease that was not nociteable, and once it had reached everywhere, I started hitting them with the symptoms! :P
what the fuck are you 2 on about? AIDS Sims or something?
http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html
Have fun.
Good luck trying to get Madagascar infected. The first sign of trouble and they shut down everything haha. Thats where that picture posted on the first pge came from :P
No signs of trouble and they'll shut down everything... Made a symptomless bacteria last night, max infectivity, zero symptoms... Madagascar as usual, managed to psychically detect the bacteria... Australia also managed to survive being forsaken, once I upped the symptoms.
Lol at the amount of Swine Flu's in the highscores.
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ZOMBIES
http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
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ZOMBIES
http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
dont make me look like a fool...but is that a complete bullshit joke?
The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.
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Find out yourself. *arms shotgun*
Well, I almost fell for it.
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yeah i figured it was.....tried googling it and everything just linked back to that....would be pretty awesome to have zombies
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Apparently this is where it all started...
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:no:
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I'm pretty sure I need to stick a hot poker in my eyes now...
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Yup. We're all gonna get infected, turn into zombies and eat each other's faces.
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For a second there I thought you said faeces.
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Yeah, yeah, blah blah whatever....
So this year it's "death by pig". Next year we will all be in imminent danger of death by a new pandemic, or a terrorist threat, or a Tsunami, or a plague of Cane Toads, or a Sins of the Father album, or zombies, or swarms of killer bees, or fuck, who knows?
We all die eventually.
Once you get that jacked into your skull, life simplifies somewhat. You can stop worrying about death because worrying aint gonna make you immortal. We END, and it aint pretty, but it IS inevitable.... and frankly, I didn't expect to have lived THIS long so every day is a bonus, some of them are even worth getting out of bed for.
Ladies and gentlemen, you are all doomed. Everyone of you fuckers is gonna check out somehow, but it would be way sweeter to die from a possessed flu strain that kills in days than a nasty, painful and drawn-out death from bowel cancer.
Embrace the pig.
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Yeah, yeah, blah blah whatever....
So this year it's "death by pig". Next year we will all be in imminent danger of death by a new pandemic, or a terrorist threat, or a Tsunami, or a plague of Cane Toads, or a Sins of the Father album, or zombies, or swarms of killer bees, or fuck, who knows?
We all die eventually.
Once you get that jacked into your skull, life simplifies somewhat. You can stop worrying about death because worrying aint gonna make you immortal. We END, and it aint pretty, but it IS inevitable.... and frankly, I didn't expect to have lived THIS long so every day is a bonus, some of them are even worth getting out of bed for.
Ladies and gentlemen, you are all doomed. Everyone of you fuckers is gonna check out somehow, but it would be way sweeter to die from a possessed flu strain that kills in days than a nasty, painful and drawn-out death from bowel cancer.
Embrace the pig.
+1
Also, stop taking life too seriously... seriously...
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Yeah, yeah, blah blah whatever....
So this year it's "death by pig". Next year we will all be in imminent danger of death by a new pandemic, or a terrorist threat, or a Tsunami, or a plague of Cane Toads, or a Sins of the Father album, or zombies, or swarms of killer bees, or fuck, who knows?
We all die eventually.
Once you get that jacked into your skull, life simplifies somewhat. You can stop worrying about death because worrying aint gonna make you immortal. We END, and it aint pretty, but it IS inevitable.... and frankly, I didn't expect to have lived THIS long so every day is a bonus, some of them are even worth getting out of bed for.
Ladies and gentlemen, you are all doomed. Everyone of you fuckers is gonna check out somehow, but it would be way sweeter to die from a possessed flu strain that kills in days than a nasty, painful and drawn-out death from bowel cancer.
Embrace the pig.
Well said!
Death by PIG it shall be. (piggers revenge for all the years of BLT's, spits, and chicken flavoured pork crackle.)
:shithitfan:
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Google swine flu. It's not even linked to pigs. :laugh:
http://www.wlfi.com/dpp/news/local_wlfi_WestLafayette_newstrainoffluhitsporkindustry_20090430
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I say the pig flu and the bird flu is Karmic punishment for keeping those animals in such cramped and filthy conditions.
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So my underwear is going to get "ball-flu" then?
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I heard pig farmer serial killer Robert Pickton is trying to appeal his sentence, saying that all those dead prostitutes on his property merely died of swine flu.
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^hahahaha, fucking classic.
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Ahhh relax. It's just another scam for the drug companies to get more money off stupid paranoid people. This will come and go just like the bird flu, MCD and every other animal related virus they try to make us fear. A small amount of people will die in the world of this and it will disappear.
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Ahhh relax. It's just another scam for the drug companies to get more money off stupid paranoid people. This will come and go just like the bird flu, MCD and every other animal related virus they try to make us fear. A small amount of people will die in the world of this and it will disappear.
Haha great. What if it was your grandmother or son that died.. ahhh relax.
:P
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Personally, I'd be more afraid of my loved ones dying of shark attacks than from this poxy flu.
If it ever gets to this country, it will have a guaranteed 0% mortality rate.
Relax. ;D
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Relax. ;D
Hey, Relax guy !
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Yeah, yeah, blah blah whatever....
So this year it's "death by pig". Next year we will all be in imminent danger of death by a new pandemic, or a terrorist threat, or a Tsunami, or a plague of Cane Toads, or a Sins of the Father album, or zombies, or swarms of killer bees, or fuck, who knows?
Hahaha the joke's on you angry dad, the album is gonna be happening THIS year :P
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Hahahaha I was wondering when you were gonna notice that. ;D ;D
I hear Geoff is starting on your album in the next few weeks, good luck with that. :)
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Yeah, yeah, blah blah whatever....
So this year it's "death by pig". Next year we will all be in imminent danger of death by a new pandemic, or a terrorist threat, or a Tsunami, or a plague of Cane Toads, or a Sins of the Father album, or zombies, or swarms of killer bees, or fuck, who knows?
Or a Choke reunion gig. Or even worse another Glam trend. :P ;D
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Apparently they have set up a 'swine flu help line' I thought i'd call it out of interest but all I got was crackle... :P
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Apparently they have set up a 'swine flu help line' I thought i'd call it out of interest but all I got was crackle... :P
:laugh: and/or :no:
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Apparently they have set up a 'swine flu help line' I thought i'd call it out of interest but all I got was crackle... :P
Sam Newman went through about 5 of those jokes last night on the footy show while giving shit to Shane Crawford.
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I was doing a job today and it came on the radio that there had been a house just put under quarantine in Bedford for the first Swine Flu outbreak in Perth.
Knowing that the cosmos is trying to kill me, guess what suburb I was in when I heard this?
Bet you can't.
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Did anyone receive this chain email that's going around? :)
Coincidence
Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.
Has any one else noticed this???
It gets worse........ next year......
2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong???
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Did anyone receive this chain email that's going around? :)
Coincidence
Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.
Has any one else noticed this???
It gets worse........ next year......
2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong???
yeah, and its completely false. Not one of them is even right, and there is no year of the chicken (its rooster) or pig (its boar). Of course, knowing this limited amount of knowledge prompted me to check it, and as I suspected, its not even close...
2007 - year of the boar
2008 - year of the rat
2009 - year of the ox
2010 - year of the tiger
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hehe yeah i got that at work the other day.
FUCK chain emails piss me off. I used to think they were ok.... BUT NOW I FUCKEN HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(
;D
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Perth gets its first case in bedford (where my sister has to stay thursday night :rofl: ) and hopefully all the dockers get it :clap:
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and hopefully all the dockers get it :clap:
and pass it to the other afl teams, I would laugh so fucken hard
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Perth gets its first case in bedford (where my sister has to stay thursday night :rofl: ) and hopefully all the dockers get it :clap:
More of a chance of a rugby team getting it. ;D
(Not casting aspersions on your sister of course :))
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Perth gets its first case in bedford (where my sister has to stay thursday night :rofl: ) and hopefully all the dockers get it :clap:
More of a chance of a rugby team getting it. ;D
swine flu, easily transmitted through group sex. This is why I masturbate ;D
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Did anyone receive this chain email that's going around? :)
Coincidence
Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.
Has any one else noticed this???
It gets worse........ next year......
2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong???
yeah, and its completely false. Not one of them is even right, and there is no year of the chicken (its rooster) or pig (its boar). Of course, knowing this limited amount of knowledge prompted me to check it, and as I suspected, its not even close...
2007 - year of the boar
2008 - year of the rat
2009 - year of the ox
2010 - year of the tiger
I had a feeling that it was wrong. Just a lame joke for those who don't think very hard, I guess. ;)
Chain emails are shit, and seldom funny.
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they now say 20% of aussies could get it as its now spreading fast but the guy in Perth said "Hes had worse papercuts" so not really scared, im more scared about the fact John Farhnam is doing another comeback tour that guy must blow his money on shit
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:laugh:
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This flu is selling papers at record rates.. Bottom line is the regular flu is far more lethal, what a joke.
Who cares, get on with your lives. :o
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i hope i get it just so i can scare/own people by breathing on them
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Will centrelink/ the givernment give me money if i get it?
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i hope i get it just so i can scare/own people by breathing on them
haha so wrong :rofl: its amazing how its spread in literally 3 days 1st day 20 2nd 67 3rd 103
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i hope i get it just so i can scare/own people by breathing on them
haha so wrong :rofl: its amazing how its spread in literally 3 days 1st day 20 2nd 67 3rd 103
Day 1: Exposure - Day 3: Infection - Day 8: Epidemic - Day 15: Evacuation - Day 20: Devastation
(Remember that film? :P)
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i hope i get it just so i can scare/own people by breathing on them
haha so wrong :rofl: its amazing how its spread in literally 3 days 1st day 20 2nd 67 3rd 103
Day 1: Exposure - Day 3: Infection - Day 8: Epidemic - Day 15: Evacuation - Day 20: Devastation
(Remember that film? :P)
just a guess, but...
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I could go a good zombie movie right now.
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i hope i get it just so i can scare/own people by breathing on them
haha so wrong :rofl: its amazing how its spread in literally 3 days 1st day 20 2nd 67 3rd 103
Day 1: Exposure - Day 3: Infection - Day 8: Epidemic - Day 15: Evacuation - Day 20: Devastation
(Remember that film? :P)
i actually said that when i first heard about it in mexico i thought the outbreak would be so bad they would create some kind of anti-virus that does the complete opposite and kills everyone then re-animates the dead :rofl: i watch too many horror films.
but is it so wrong to want something like that to happen to the earth? i wanna see how strong the human spirit really is when new world order comes to town :P
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This thread is doomed.
die already
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Someone send a link to that pandemic game to Rudd..
Lock down the shipyards and airports!
:cunning:
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Someone send a link to that pandemic game to Rudd..
Lock down the shipyards and airports!
:cunning:
only if Morbid Angel are still allowed in to the country!
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What makes you think that YOU will be one of the survivors?
I hope you are, coz I intend to be one and I will get hungry.
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Someone send a link to that pandemic game to Rudd..
Lock down the shipyards and airports!
:cunning:
and maybe add a note to tell him to stop giving money to dead people
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just a guess, but...
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i actually just downloaded this mini-series the other day, i had to laugh when the government tries covering up the flu they released by saying "there is no super flu, this is just a normal case of swine flu"
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im more scared about the fact John Farhnam is doing another comeback tour that guy must blow his money on shit
No arguments there. AC/DC no longer play It's a long way to the top thanks to John Farnham.
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im more scared about the fact John Farhnam is doing another comeback tour that guy must blow his money on shit
No arguments there. AC/DC no longer play It's a long way to the top thanks to John Farnham.
why?
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Lock down the shipyards and airports!
:cunning:
Lock down YOUR place you mean. No end of new diseases originating from your sinkhole. ;D
Rangitis: Inflamation of the asshole. Spread by imflaming other assholes. Treated by stopping hanging around flaming assholes.
Rangomilalitis: Swollen eyes from watching excessive porn. Spread by sharing jars of hand cream. Treated by watching christian television or coldplay videos.
Rangatheria: Lockjaw caused by overuse of the throat muscles. Spread by practicing deapthroat techniques on chair legs. Treated by giving furniture to Good Sammys.
Rangalopagus: a red hairy elephant disease caught by watching Sesame Street. Spread by humping big bird. Untreatable, fatal and absurdly amusing.
Ranga Fever: A disease that causes attraction to horrific looking mammals. Spread by sheer animal desperation and bad eyesight. Treated by the application of a common sense patch.
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my sisters best friends mum looks to be WA's second case of swine flu and she lives in Busselton (near me :sick: ) and shes a hardcore Jahovas witness haha god really loves his true believers :P
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Swine flu is nothing. If you contract Lou Gehrig's Disease you'll know for certain that you will stop sucking air soon.
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Swine flu is nothing. If you contract Lou Gehrig's Disease you'll know for certain that you will stop sucking air soon.
but you'll never stop sucking....
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when i first heard about swine flu, i thought they meant it was from "bushpigs."
I thought i was fucked for sure.
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Swine flu is nothing. If you contract Lou Gehrig's Disease you'll know for certain that you will stop sucking air soon.
...that's fucking weird...
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AMYOTROPHIC LATERAL SCLEROSIS
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www.google.com just brilliant ;D
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AMYOTROPHIC LATERAL SCLEROSIS
The very same disease that crippled Jason Becker and Stephan Hawking.
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isnt Hawking on his way out now?
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Swine flu is nothing. If you contract Lou Gehrig's Disease you'll know for certain that you will stop sucking air soon.
but you'll never stop sucking....
Buddy, score a single home run at Yankee Stadium and then bother talking to me about 'sucking'. From what I hear, you wrote the book about sucking, and published it too.
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WATCH THE ASHES INSTEAD.
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yeah, baseball is for gay cunts...
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wait a minute Mago...I think u mean AFL
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Nope.
It freaks me out that someone would pose as a dead yank baseballer.
Strike three.
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Pose? What are you talking about? I'm the real deal here!
And I'm a bigger deal than that good-for-nothing cheat Mark McGwire, believe me.
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Pose? What are you talking about? I'm the real deal here!
And I'm a bigger deal than that good-for-nothing cheat Mark McGwire, believe me.
never heard of him either.... so that says alot about your "deal-worthiness"
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Yeah, that guy was on the Simpsons in that episode where Bart gets on Ritalin and hijacks a tank, and South Park in the episode about the special Olympics when they out him as a steroid freek.
But at least he aint dead, that is as pissweak as it gets.
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what dying? pretty sure everyone has to do it one day ???
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