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Title: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: kendomaniac666 on July 19, 2009, 04:34:05 PM
THIS IS A QUICK BLOG BLAH BLAH  APPARENTLY I AM SUPPOSED TO APPOLOGISE TO THE CUNT FROM PHSYCO COCK FOR DOING SOMETHING WHICH I CANT REMEMBER DOING AS FAR AS I AM AWARE I WAS UPFRONT SUPPORTING THE BAND AND THEN GET PULLED OUTSIDE BY A FUCKHEAD AND THREATENED WELL ANY WAY FROM WHAT I HEAR YOU WHERE WAY OUT OF LINE IF I DID SOMETHING TO OFFEND YOU I DO APPOLOGISE but if you ever fucking grab me by my collar and threaten me again i will fucking kick your wog fucking ass all over the carpark you where lucky i was so drunk that i couldnt react to the shit you where giving me i understand i may be a bit in your face at times but i damn well know i did nothing to deserve you grabbing me like some fucking whore in an alley now that i am strait i can say if you would like to continue this on an even playing field then the invite is there you fucking cunt your the big man when the other guy is wasted ( thank you to your drummer for coming up to me and appologising on your behalf but still fuck you cunt) noel....episiotomy...got a problem deal with it....     :headbang::)
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Gore_Lord on July 19, 2009, 06:01:28 PM
i saw the whole thing happen. You jumped around like a fucktard and trashed the guitarist's gear and the mic stand hit him in the mouth.
What do you expect? A kiss on the cheek? I would've done a lot worse to you mate.

I've also seen you trying to pull down half of the PA few months back then you got kicked out and screamed your head off through East Perth.

Show some fucking respect don't drink so fucking much  AND STAY OFF THE STAGE! ???
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Melkor on July 19, 2009, 06:09:37 PM
looks like I missed a good gig  :P
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Ingasm on July 19, 2009, 06:12:07 PM
THIS IS A QUICK BLOG BLAH BLAH  APPARENTLY I AM SUPPOSED TO APPOLOGISE TO THE CUNT FROM PHSYCO COCK FOR DOING SOMETHING WHICH I CANT REMEMBER DOING AS FAR AS I AM AWARE I WAS UPFRONT SUPPORTING THE BAND AND THEN GET PULLED OUTSIDE BY A FUCKHEAD AND THREATENED WELL ANY WAY FROM WHAT I HEAR YOU WHERE WAY OUT OF LINE IF I DID SOMETHING TO OFFEND YOU I DO APPOLOGISE but if you ever fucking grab me by my collar and threaten me again i will fucking kick your wog fucking ass all over the carpark you where lucky i was so drunk that i couldnt react to the shit you where giving me i understand i may be a bit in your face at times but i damn well know i did nothing to deserve you grabbing me like some fucking whore in an alley now that i am strait i can say if you would like to continue this on an even playing field then the invite is there you fucking cunt your the big man when the other guy is wasted ( thank you to your drummer for coming up to me and appologising on your behalf but still fuck you cunt) noel....episiotomy...got a problem deal with it....     :headbang::)

You are quite clearly a fucking lunatic.

edit: U LUCKY I WOZ DRUNK MAN
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: kendomaniac666 on July 19, 2009, 06:24:24 PM
fair call there but i must say the dude didnt need to grab me and get all macho its not like i went out of my way to destroy the set for the band and i did appologise sort of but still you cant grab someone and expect them to take it on the chin....no im not a lunatic i just like to run amuck as for tearing the castle apart a few months ago im glad i did because now the castle has an even better pa system
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Mago_Haydz on July 19, 2009, 06:29:55 PM
fair call there but i must say the dude didnt need to grab me and get all macho its not like i went out of my way to destroy the set for the band and i did appologise sort of but still you cant grab someone and expect them to take it on the chin....no im not a lunatic i just like to run amuck as for tearing the castle apart a few months ago im glad i did because now the castle has an even better pa system

sounds to me like he did need to grab you...
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Ingasm on July 19, 2009, 06:31:37 PM
You were a naughty boy and a grown up had to put you in your place.

Learn from it, control yourself in future and take responsibility for your actions. Being maggot is no excuse, nothing forced itself down your throat.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Mago_Haydz on July 19, 2009, 06:32:46 PM
nothing forced itself down your throat.

not even that big black cock?
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Ingasm on July 19, 2009, 06:34:11 PM
It's always attached to someone
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Sheriff Cunt on July 19, 2009, 08:57:04 PM
 :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Nosaj on July 19, 2009, 10:30:44 PM
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THIS IS A QUICK BLOG BLAH BLAH  APPARENTLY I AM SUPPOSED TO APPOLOGISE TO THE CUNT FROM PHSYCO COCK FOR DOING SOMETHING WHICH I CANT REMEMBER DOING AS FAR AS I AM AWARE I WAS UPFRONT SUPPORTING THE BAND AND THEN GET PULLED OUTSIDE BY A FUCKHEAD AND THREATENED WELL ANY WAY FROM WHAT I HEAR YOU WHERE WAY OUT OF LINE IF I DID SOMETHING TO OFFEND YOU I DO APPOLOGISE but if you ever fucking grab me by my collar and threaten me again i will fucking kick your wog fucking ass all over the carpark you where lucky i was so drunk that i couldnt react to the shit you where giving me i understand i may be a bit in your face at times but i damn well know i did nothing to deserve you grabbing me like some fucking whore in an alley now that i am strait i can say if you would like to continue this on an even playing field then the invite is there you fucking cunt your the big man when the other guy is wasted ( thank you to your drummer for coming up to me and appologising on your behalf but still fuck you cunt) noel....episiotomy...got a problem deal with it....     
Also try learning some basic grammar and spelling for fucks sake. ::)
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Catalyst on July 19, 2009, 10:42:11 PM
So let me get this straight:

1.You got shitfaced.
2. You jumped up on stage and trashed the guitarists' personal gear, caused him injury and generally acted like a tool, not your first offence of this kind.  
3. For that, you were not beaten up, but bounced out the door by a band member.  
4. You come on WF and offer a lame half-apology, then call him a wog cunt and follow it up with threats.

OK then, allow me to explore this a little:

1. You sound like a fuckwit who has serious drink issues.  Even you should be able to see that all of this comes back to that.

2. The stage is for the band.  The band owns the equipment and the venue owns the PA, all of which is fucking expensive.  It sounds like you have no respect for either, and as such I can't see anyone offering your band any decent gigs.  It is always good to weed out the bands that are tools early, so thanks for that.

3. Because the Castle allows us to police ourselves rather than having a bouncer in the room, bands tend to look after themselves.  If someone came onstage and smashed into my rig I would throw him off, and if he wanted to push the point I would feel forced to cauise him some harm.  You actually caused injury, and that is the next level up again, you should feel honoured that you were shown the door rather than the inside of an ambulance.

4. With your threats, your attitude and your username you obviously think that you are a fighter and you want everyone to know it.  Well, that doesn't make you special around here, plenty of people on WF know how to crack heads, including at least two "Wog Cunts" in "Psycho Cock".   Add to that that they are our mates and you are just a prize tool, so think REALLY carefully before trying to inflame things, because right now it is just your pride that hurts.




  

Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: DISASTER666 on July 19, 2009, 11:52:48 PM
HA,I'VE GOT A GREAT VIDEO OF THIS. :headbang:
....TO BE USED IN THE COURT OF LAW...... :headbang: :headbang:
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Sheriff Cunt on July 20, 2009, 12:44:48 AM
THIS IS A QUICK BLOG BLAH BLAH  APPARENTLY I AM SUPPOSED TO APPOLOGISE TO THE CUNT FROM PHSYCO COCK FOR DOING SOMETHING WHICH I CANT REMEMBER DOING AS FAR AS I AM AWARE I WAS UPFRONT SUPPORTING THE BAND AND THEN GET PULLED OUTSIDE BY A FUCKHEAD AND THREATENED WELL ANY WAY FROM WHAT I HEAR YOU WHERE WAY OUT OF LINE IF I DID SOMETHING TO OFFEND YOU I DO APPOLOGISE but if you ever fucking grab me by my collar and threaten me again i will fucking kick your wog fucking ass all over the carpark you where lucky i was so drunk that i couldnt react to the shit you where giving me i understand i may be a bit in your face at times but i damn well know i did nothing to deserve you grabbing me like some fucking whore in an alley now that i am strait i can say if you would like to continue this on an even playing field then the invite is there you fucking cunt your the big man when the other guy is wasted ( thank you to your drummer for coming up to me and appologising on your behalf but still fuck you cunt) noel....episiotomy...got a problem deal with it....     :headbang::)

You never know when to keep your fucking mouth shut Noel. What you did was bad enough, but if you had apologised sincerely and without this fucking bullshit rant maybe we wouldnt all look like a bunch of fuckwits. Thanks.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: schist on July 20, 2009, 12:46:48 AM
Ya blew it, capiche?

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Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: goat on July 20, 2009, 12:55:04 AM
and i decided to get pissed and play cards.
what was i thinking?
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Trolld on July 20, 2009, 03:00:18 AM


You never know when to keep your fucking mouth shut Noel. What you did was bad enough, but if you had apologised sincerely and without this fucking bullshit rant maybe we wouldnt all look like a bunch of fuckwits. Thanks.

http://www.wf.com.au/forum/index.php?board=7.0
Heres the link to the WF Musician Connection so you can get yourselves a new band member, and restore your credibility. In a town like Perth you could find it tough to get gigs otherwise.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Kalika on July 20, 2009, 03:11:31 AM
no im not a lunatic i just like to run amuck as for tearing the castle apart a few months ago im glad i did because now the castle has an even better pa system

Yeah, totally justifies your actions... Or not.

What if they hadn't been able to afford a new PA system? And the sound just got worse and worse? Or they just shut down and we lost yet ANOTHER venue? This is not a 'the ends justifies the means' situation - it just shows it is time you acted like an adult and took responsibility for your inability to interact with other people.


As for your 'apology', it means nothing if it lacks sincerity.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Catalyst on July 20, 2009, 03:46:38 AM
You never know when to keep your fucking mouth shut Noel. What you did was bad enough
Apparently not, his standard of acceptible behavior is far worse. 

Stories are surfacing about other shit this cockspanner has done, including crashing one of Longi's party with a gaggle of idiot mates and getting chucked out, then hanging out at the end of the street and yelling abuse and trying to start a streetfight.  As if that isn't enough, the final straw that he broke to get frogmarched out the door was hitting a one of the invited guests, a chick no less.
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if you had apologised sincerely and without this fucking bullshit rant maybe we wouldnt all look like a bunch of fuckwits. Thanks.
I wouldn't worry about that.  Neverborn doesn't suffer much from my years of misbehavior, although I have been known to offer the odd sincere apology.   :-[

If fact, after Friday night I might have to make an insincere one soon....  ;D

I wasn't at the gig, I was in Guilderton with the family, but I just wanna congratulate Mark for his restraint.  He musta wanted to crush that skull, but a beating at a gig is just as bad for the scene as troublemakers are, and I'm sure he supressed his natural "Wog Cunt" tendencies for that reason.  Onya Mate. 
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: darrell_bintrash on July 20, 2009, 04:10:18 AM
hey all just want to apologise from everyone in episiotomy... (the 4 others) this is totally unacceptable i have nothing but respect for mark and Psychonaut, action will be taken i cant have this shit or im out.On the side.. Mark has been the biggest supporter of nails (who i play in) since he has heard them and has had alot of influence on where we have got to in our short time, his support is amazing :headbang: . so on behalf of everyone we are sorry for this post and everything that has happened i just dont want the other boys rep damaged because of this.. sorry from the episiotomy boys and im sorry you had to hear this from me
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Ingasm on July 20, 2009, 04:15:29 AM
http://www.wf.com.au/forum/index.php?board=7.0
Heres the link to the WF Musician Connection so you can get yourselves a new band member, and restore your credibility. In a town like Perth you could find it tough to get gigs otherwise.

Fuck that's a bit light.

What he means to say is you'd best kick the doss prick out of your band ASAP, or you'll never play again.

Small town syndrome dictates that word of Noels douchebaggery has already spread like wildfire. People are known to hold grudges.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Sheriff Cunt on July 20, 2009, 04:17:19 AM
hey all just want to apologise from everyone in episiotomy... (the 4 others) this is totally unacceptable i have nothing but respect for mark and Psychonaut, action will be taken i cant have this shit or im out.On the side.. Mark has been the biggest supporter of nails (who i play in) since he has heard them and has had alot of influence on where we have got to in our short time, his support is amazing :headbang: . so on behalf of everyone we are sorry for this post and everything that has happened i just dont want the other boys rep damaged because of this.. sorry from the episiotomy boys and im sorry you had to hear this from me

Seconded.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: episdrums on July 20, 2009, 04:18:46 AM
i play drums in episiotomy and gotta say that noels actions don't represent the rest of the band
sorry to mark and the other psychonaut guys and all the supporters who were there
its shit for us with it being our first gig and having an awesome turnout (cheers btw) to have this incident sour the night
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Ingasm on July 20, 2009, 04:27:04 AM
Onya guys
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Dementor on July 20, 2009, 04:34:58 AM
ha ha ha I miss all the fun working away. Whens Episiotomy playing next? I gotto check you guys out  :headbang:

Mark is pretty easy going, so Noel suck it up mate and get yourself under control because if he got that pissed off it was for a damn good reason.

Episiotomy, dont stress fella's I too have a band member whom on the odd occasion can't control himself. While he's not quite that bad we still had to tell him to calm the fuck down and we moved forward.

Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Kalika on July 20, 2009, 04:40:18 AM
Noel suck it up mate

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Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Dementor on July 20, 2009, 04:40:56 AM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: CatchUNextTuesday on July 20, 2009, 05:40:35 AM
Noel. You are everything that is wrong with the Perth metal scene. It's people like you that have caused our bands to lose venues. The Charles Hotel has stopped letting bands play there because of morons like you. I was in the carpark in my car at this particular gig. I was the only one who saw exactly everything that happened out there after you were thrown out. And I commend Mark and the guys for what they said to you and how they dealt with the situation. They recognised you for being the drunk tosspot that you are, and didn't rearrange your face because they would've felt bad taking advantage of a drunk fool. You are very lucky that they are far more mature and self respecting than you are. I was sure you were going top tart smashing car windows and things in the carpark, and I tell you, I was ready to stab you in the eye with my stilletos. Pissweak people like you should never be allowed to breed, and the fact that you have children really does make me believe that people should earn the right to reproduce. I feel terrible that your children have to live with a father like you, let alone the mother of your children. Seek help for your clear drinking problem. You owe it to your kids. Clearly you have become unwelcome amongst your peers. Stay home where you should be and stop making a public nuisance of yourself. Because one day there won't be a clear thinking veteran of the Perth metal scene to remove you from somewhere before you hurt yourself or someone else more seriously. And heaven forbid the police should ever be involved and someone has to explain to your kids why they can't see their daddy anymore. Think about it. Grow up.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Catalyst on July 20, 2009, 06:33:54 AM
Holy fuck, that's a major emasculation if I have ever seen one.   :o
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on July 20, 2009, 05:58:31 PM
HAHA that was one of the funniest little melodramas ive seen at a gig in a LONG time. DFAT and the PNUTS handled it fucking PERFECTLY (as always) and kudos to them for not stoving his fucking scone in (its not like he didnt deserve it)! ;D

Its funny/sad that theres almost always at least one UTTER FUCKWIT whose sole objective is to be obnoxious and ruin everyone elses fun by proving what a fucking terry toughcunt he is. Usually its just some random blow-in piece of shit who disappears up his own arse almost as quickly as he appears. Sometimes the fuckwit starts out life as a fuckwit but then (after a few harsh words) gets a fucking clue and modifies their behaviour such that they become an accepted and respected member of this metal community. Unfortunately in this case, this guy has been at it for years (and not just at backwater local gigs at la castella where theres no fucking paid gorilla to bounce his stupid ass to the curb). Whats even sadder is that you would think that someone in their mid 30s would have grown out of this shit LONG ago, but obviously NOT in this case. Rather - this retard tries to JUSTIFY his retarted actions AND apologies and insults the same person he is apologising to in the same sentence = WHAT THE FUCK?

Its all well and good to blame it on "drink", but if you read his post he is making threats and carrying on like a numpty when he is supposedly SOBER. I just think he has some sort of mental disorder that makes him puff his chest out and rant and rave like a fucking imbecile 9 out of 10 times that he interacts with people.

Is this the same guy that suplexed his "mate" onto a glass on the hard wood floor at the castle on saturday? YEP.

Is this the same guy that clocked his "mate" at the castle a few months ago, making his head piss blood all over the place? YEP.

Is this the same guy that came to our NYE party a few years ago, chinned ms harlott and proceeded to challenge everyone at the party to a fight while he was down the street waiting for a taxi? YEP.

Is this the same guy that smashed up the castle's foldback etc and then tries to justify it by saying "it made them get new gear"? YEP.

The funniest part of all of course is that his posts on here are all like "if you've got a problem, sort it out face to face, and i'll smash ya". Of course, when DFAT had a problem with him on saturday - DFAT sorted it out face to face and this guy did FUCK ALL apart from wail like a banshee out the front of the castle before going home, sleeping it off, realising the next morning that  he was made to look like an utter fuckwit and so proceeded to rant and rave ON A FUCKING INTERNET FORUM to confirm what everyone already knew anyways! Seems to me that the only people you're capable of "smashing" are chicks and ya mates and when someone presents a real fight for ya - you wail like a bitch!!! :P

The reality is that EVERYONE has a problem with you (and judging by the posts on here, this includes your mates and your band mates), its just that NO ONE wants to have to deal with your shit you fucking RETARD. No one is scared or intimidated by your antics, they just think you're a pathetic ass clown who carries on like a prize cunt and then gets repeatedly OWNED. Sheesh.... who the FUCK would want to deal / interact with you given the choice NOT to? If thats your attitude just FUCK OFF.

Poor ol Episiotomy. Next time you guys play (if ever again - it sucks because the one time he actually opened his mouth for any good WAS when he was singing for your band - awesome churning old school slow death metal) make sure you wheel this cunt out from backstage trussed up, bound and gagged hannibal lecter style. Before releasing him, chain him to the floor. After you've played, truss him back up and wheel him back out - it will be for everyones good (especially his own).


SOD ;D
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: nihilist on July 20, 2009, 06:37:44 PM
Kendo, on a monthly average, approximately how many times do bouncers throw you out of bars/pubs?

It makes me sad that an Australian legend like David Hookes can be killed by a bouncer but someone like you, who clearly has a degree in being kicked out of places, isn't dead yet.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Mago_Haydz on July 20, 2009, 06:43:22 PM
Kendo, on a monthly average, approximately how many times do bouncers throw you out of bars/pubs?

It makes me sad that an Australian legend like David Hookes can be killed by a bouncer but someone like you, who clearly has a degree in being kicked out of places, isn't dead yet.

are you putting your hand up for the job?
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Ingasm on July 20, 2009, 06:46:57 PM
Aren't we all?
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Catalyst on July 20, 2009, 07:48:30 PM
I'm not, it sounds like fun but I am trying to avoid physical conflict these days, I can't teach my kid to stop dropping other kids unless I lead by example. 
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: cdtBEAST on July 20, 2009, 08:22:11 PM
I am just glad that Noel was to drunk to fight.
He aint some Terry toughhead that is all talk after the event. If he wasn't so drunk it would have gotten a whole lot worse.
I have seen the best & worst of Noel.

It is a pity most people have only seen the shit side of him. He obviously has a drinking problem.
When Noel is a fuckhead he is a right fuckhead. He also can be the most loyal friend, if you are in over your head & innocent there is no one else I would rather have in my corner. This guy will risk his own life to keep a friend safe.

He is a nice bloke with a ton of justified internal rage. Unfortunately it takes little for it to come out once drunk.

Noel what you did was dead wrong. You did not intentionally damage Mark's gear neither did you intentionally smack the mic in his face. Intentional or not though, it happened dude.
Mark is a cool guy & you need to apologise to him for what happened & what you have said on here.
You need to sort out your shit dude & cool it on the booze for a bit.
I am guessing Frank wasn't there to cool you off hey.

As for calling his mates dreggs SOD, you are dead wrong. Noel may act like a tool @ times but not one of his mates behaves like him.



I have seen plenty of regulars behave worse @ gigs on a regular basis & we end up forgiving em. The issue here is his ranting after the event rather than a full apology.

I have lost count of how many times I have had to say, don't take it personally it's just , Cozy or SOD or Jez (Neverborn) or Jez (Red Decending) etc etc etc the list goes on.

The fact is most of us act like dicks occassionally, we just need to apologise & mean it.
Noel is a regular who turns up to most gigs & usually doesn't cause trouble, unfortunately when he does he always seems to do such a grand job of it.  :P
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on July 20, 2009, 08:32:11 PM
I am just glad that Noel was to drunk to fight.
As for calling his mates dreggs SOD, you are dead wrong. Noel may act like a tool @ times but not one of his mates behaves like him.

I *NEVER* called his mates dreggs, i said:

"The reality is that EVERYONE has a problem with you (and judging by the posts on here, this includes your mates and your band mates)"

Meaning that judging by what his band mates were posting, THEY were ashamed of his behaviour and trying to distance themselves.

READ SIMON READ :P

Edit: at the end of the day, EVERYONE wants to get along with this guy, NO ONE wants to fight him - why the FUCK does he want to prove what a tough fucker he is to people who just want to get along with him? After all - did we go to the castle to fight him or see his fucking band play some quality fucking death metal??

SHEEEEEEEESSSHHHHHHH.....
SOD ;D
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Sheriff Cunt on July 20, 2009, 08:39:22 PM
I am just glad that Noel was to drunk to fight.
As for calling his mates dreggs SOD, you are dead wrong. Noel may act like a tool @ times but not one of his mates behaves like him.

I *NEVER* called his mates dreggs, i said:

"The reality is that EVERYONE has a problem with you (and judging by the posts on here, this includes your mates and your band mates)"

Meaning that judging by what his band mates were posting, THEY were ashamed of his behaviour and trying to distance themselves.

READ SIMON READ :P

Damn right, i do agree with cdtBeast at least a bit, Noel is a top guy when hes sober.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Ingasm on July 20, 2009, 08:58:29 PM
I am just glad that Noel was to drunk to fight.
He aint some Terry toughhead that is all talk after the event. If he wasn't so drunk it would have gotten a whole lot worse.
I have seen the best & worst of Noel.

It is a pity most people have only seen the shit side of him. He obviously has a drinking problem.
When Noel is a fuckhead he is a right fuckhead. He also can be the most loyal friend, if you are in over your head & innocent there is no one else I would rather have in my corner. This guy will risk his own life to keep a friend safe.

He is a nice bloke with a ton of justified internal rage. Unfortunately it takes little for it to come out once drunk.

Noel what you did was dead wrong. You did not intentionally damage Mark's gear neither did you intentionally smack the mic in his face. Intentional or not though, it happened dude.
Mark is a cool guy & you need to apologise to him for what happened & what you have said on here.
You need to sort out your shit dude & cool it on the booze for a bit.
I am guessing Frank wasn't there to cool you off hey.

As for calling his mates dreggs SOD, you are dead wrong. Noel may act like a tool @ times but not one of his mates behaves like him.



I have seen plenty of regulars behave worse @ gigs on a regular basis & we end up forgiving em. The issue here is his ranting after the event rather than a full apology.

I have lost count of how many times I have had to say, don't take it personally it's just , Cozy or SOD or Jez (Neverborn) or Jez (Red Decending) etc etc etc the list goes on.

The fact is most of us act like dicks occassionally, we just need to apologise & mean it.
Noel is a regular who turns up to most gigs & usually doesn't cause trouble, unfortunately when he does he always seems to do such a grand job of it.  :P

Competent fighters with severe inhibition control issues are some of the most dangerous people you'll come across. You can't reason with them, you can't calm them down, you can't beat them into submission; they're a fucking disaster waiting to happen. I've been on the receiving end - it's not pleasant, especially so when they are your friends.

With all due respect to you and the guys in Episiotomy, what you know him to be under different circumstances is completely irrelevant here. He's clearly dangerous under the influence of piss.

You'd do well to keep him the fuck away from those he has the potential to harm (i.e. everyone)
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Muscles on July 20, 2009, 10:59:30 PM
Sorry to break subject on this one but since when was "The Castle" a hotel...

Secondly how the fuck did this guy get away with smacking a girl in the face??
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Katie on July 20, 2009, 11:21:29 PM
Sorry to break subject on this one but since when was "The Castle" a hotel...

Secondly how the fuck did this guy get away with smacking a girl in the face??

He didn't get away with it... that's why he got thrown out and then tried to start more trouble. The thing that gets me is- first off, he wasnt invited to that anywho but then he deliberately started trouble with a guest that was invited- a girl no less.
Secondly, wtf? you did everyone a favour by destroying the castle equipment? Wayne and the boys at the castle have done the local metal scene a huge service by supporting and going out of their way to put on shows- all this shows is a complete lack of respect and gratitude to the people that actually went out of their way to help local bands out. Considering the roof's leaking there- i bet the last thing they wanted to spend their money on was more sound equipment... maybe you should be the one to fork out the money to pay them back for that!



Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: DEECHMAGEECH on July 21, 2009, 03:59:08 AM
Well it's good to see how people feel about this issue. Back in the days of grunge, yes i am an old cunt, moshing and fucked up mics and shit like that usually meant that it was good gig. Seems things have changed.

What Noel did this night or that night has nothing to do with Saturday night. Some of the replies to the Noel rant have let the cat out of the bag. The misinformation regarding anyone of his exploits is astonishing.

On this occaision Noel was having a good time to the music. After reading contributions from WF readers it's very obvious there has been a silent (until now) opposition to him. The dude from the Sabbath rip off band took it upon himself to be the granddaddy of the metal scene and try and sort things out like a year ten footy coach.

Not too sure if it's working? Are you?

Other issue and statements. The tough guys who want to sort Noel out.. You are no different.

As far as the NYE party goes who knows what happened there?? Was well fucked and was happy to get away form so many ugly people in one house.

The Castle PA. Duh. It was blowing out and Noel shook it around to get it working. Yes not the most technical way of doing things but he was't trying to wreck it. And it was blowing out AGAIN Saturday night. So it ain't new and it ain't fixed.

He never smashed his mate with blood everywhere at The Castle. Have known those dudes for years they always smash each other.

And as for who ever described his mates as dreggs or whatever. Listen up...

We are all educated have well paying jobs have travelled Asia, Europe, have children, new cars, top guitars, kept the same friendships since highschool, great family and most of all have entertained way better women than half the metal scrags that hang about like a bad smell waiting for someone to tell them how to dress and act like a lady.

And most of all we pour over loads of cash at the bar and don't rip off bands by sipping on the same pint all night. Our drinking equals band profits and THAT'S the business The Castle is in you suckers who think entertainment is about music. Wayne has got a good thing going with the metal scene. If you think it's about being your mate well think again.

To finish off... Noel is a crazy fuck hands down but he was doing metal in the Perth scene when all the other bands were babies. He has loads of talent and all the hype and talk proves it. He ain't talking bout you but you're talking bout him!!!

Noel stay out of trouble at least for the sake of your bank balance but I'll be at your next gig without a doubt!!

Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Gore_Lord on July 21, 2009, 04:05:37 AM
What a pile of immature and adolescent bullshit.

The guy needs to get straight. Simple as that. He'll end up smashing/killing someone and serving time in prison.

The dude 'from the Sabbath rip off band' has been playing in the Metal scene since the early 90's and deserves some respect for playing all these years for helping to keep it alive.

Oh yeah, the Castle doesn't pay the bands. They get money from payers through the door
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Dementor on July 21, 2009, 04:15:16 AM





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Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Ingasm on July 21, 2009, 04:19:12 AM
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Seconded.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: ded on July 21, 2009, 04:22:16 AM
Everyone that has posted in this thread seems to forget one thing....


This guy shat his boxers on NYE and left them in Longi's dunny.....


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: diablo on July 21, 2009, 04:33:40 AM
Hey metal heads!!!
What the fuck is wrong with todays metal....?... i ve been in the metal scene for 20 years... What happened the other nite with Noel is metal!!!, for fuck sake look at bands like Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Sepultura, Faith no more, AC DC, Sex pistols etc.... Lists go on.... Full of aggression, i mean we are metal!!! we are not hippies wearing black t-shirts!!! shit happens its alcofueled!!! and we love it....Again its metal... Look at the black metal scene church burnings did anyone worry about that.... I mean what the fuck is wrong with moshing..... Metal scene in Perth is gay not like the early 90s.....In the end its HEADLINES.... Publicity.... Competition.... Best publicity there is for a first gig!!! U dudes were awesome for a first gig!!! Keep metal where it should be!!!!! Brutal!!! So get over it and be METAL!!!
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Ingasm on July 21, 2009, 04:39:40 AM
So what's with the unprecedented amount of first time posters in this thread?

Hey metal heads!!!
What the fuck is wrong with todays metal....?... i ve been in the metal scene for 20 years... What happened the other nite with Noel is metal!!!, for fuck sake look at bands like Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Sepultura, Faith no more, AC DC, Sex pistols etc.... Lists go on.... Full of aggression, i mean we are metal!!! we are not hippies wearing black t-shirts!!! shit happens its alcofueled!!! and we love it....Again its metal... Look at the black metal scene church burnings did anyone worry about that.... I mean what the fuck is wrong with moshing..... Metal scene in Perth is gay not like the early 90s.....In the end its HEADLINES.... Publicity.... Competition.... Best publicity there is for a first gig!!! U dudes were awesome for a first gig!!! Keep metal where it should be!!!!! Brutal!!! So get over it and be METAL!!!

haha this can't possibly be real

Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Dementor on July 21, 2009, 04:45:20 AM
This incident aside I have to admit I have noticed a few overdressed stuck up soft fuckers at gigs these days. Who let them in the door and started taking them seriously. Bring back the flano's, mullets and DB's I say  ;D
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Ingasm on July 21, 2009, 04:48:17 AM
This incident aside I have to admit I have noticed a few overdressed stuck up soft fuckers at gigs these days. Who let them in the door and started taking them seriously. Bring back the flano's, mullets and DB's I say  ;D

Fuck you cunt I wear what I want. :P
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: goat on July 21, 2009, 05:29:31 AM
This incident aside I have to admit I have noticed a few overdressed stuck up soft fuckers at gigs these days. Who let them in the door and started taking them seriously. Bring back the flano's, mullets and DB's I say  ;D

ha ha ha, oh fuck yeah.
Some of the "metalers" here are becoming "flacidcore."
Dementor, you forgot to mention the ol wife beater.

I tried to find some db's the other day actually but im not sure they sell em anymore.
Its fuckn wrong. I felt so metal wearing those as a youngling.

anyway, back to the show....
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: ATOMIC on July 21, 2009, 05:40:24 AM
FUNNY HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED FROM THE OLD  DAYS CRANKN IT AT THE SHENTS,CLUB A,CLUB O...OR DOWN AT THE WHITESANDS...METAL MENT TO BE COOL AND RAW,,,.WHERE   ARE  ALL THE PUNTER S,WHO  WENT JUST AS SIK AS THE BANDS , WATS WRONG WITH U VIRGIN METAL WANNA BE...S..IV SEEN MORE METAL ABOUT IN  MANY MORE PLACES AND I GOTTA TELL YA U GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO, U DUDES ...U KNOW WHO IM TALKN ABOUT....ITS VERY CHEESEY SLAGGN OFF OF A BAND OR A DUDE THAT DID NOTHN MORE THAN GET A BIT ROWDY..... JUST GET METAL... AND DONT BE NU METAL OR EMO... GET TOUGH AND BE TRUE..
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Ingasm on July 21, 2009, 05:42:25 AM
Here's another one!

Cut this shit out and take it on the chin already.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Vanha on July 21, 2009, 05:55:52 AM
Here's another one!

Cut this shit out and take it on the chin already.

how about you stop being a little shitsu like your avatar suggests :raspberry:
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Ingasm on July 21, 2009, 06:12:31 AM
It's a Maltese, cocksucker.

 :-*
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: dparker on July 21, 2009, 07:05:53 AM
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Haha... I'm running out of chips and cola.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Vanha on July 21, 2009, 07:09:50 AM
It's a Maltese, cocksucker.

 :-*

my apologies Dr Do-Little  :P
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Catalyst on July 21, 2009, 07:11:27 AM
Goody gumdrops, and I was bored too....  ;D


Well it's good to see how people feel about this issue. Back in the days of grunge, yes i am an old cunt, moshing and fucked up mics and shit like that usually meant that it was good gig. Seems things have changed.
I am old too and it was never cool to trash a musos equipment.  Never.  

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What Noel did this night or that night has nothing to do with Saturday night.
No, it doesn't.  Those incidents are far worse.  He is your mate and you care about him so you can forgive a lot, but why should we?  Did you even READ his post? How can you defend THAT performance?

  
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On this occaision Noel was having a good time to the music.
Nobody here has any issues with people having fun as long as nobody else has to suffer for it.  It is common courtesy, or at the very least common sense.

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Some of the replies to the Noel rant have let the cat out of the bag. The misinformation regarding anyone of his exploits is astonishing. After reading contributions from WF readers it's very obvious there has been a silent (until now) opposition to him.
The straw and the camel dude.  We would have let it go if he didn't come on WF making threats.  He brought this on himself, even his band is mortified at his post.  As far as silent opposition goes, people tend to talk about guys who beat on chicks, but this is the first time that we are discussing it on an open forum.  Again, he brought it on himself.

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The dude from the Sabbath rip off band took it upon himself to be the granddaddy of the metal scene and try and sort things out like a year ten footy coach.

Mark is my hero, and pretty much IS the granddaddy of the Perth Scene.  He was stepping in to defend HIS mates, just like you are defending YOURS.  We all do it, the difference being that YOUR mate is the instigator of this whole mess.  If the situation was reversed, do you think the same level of restrain would have been shown?

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Not too sure if it's working? Are you?
OK, I have no idea what this means.  Anyone care to translate?  

 
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The tough guys who want to sort Noel out.. You are no different.
Aint no tough guys here, just people speaking their mind.  The only person making threats here is Noel.  But don't mistake our peaceful intent for weakness, we won't tolerate any harm coming to Mark through some misguided revenge attempt.

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As far as the NYE party goes who knows what happened there??

The witnesses did.  Laura did.  You would too if you weren't "well fucked".  I didn't see it myself, but I believe the story of those who did, and frankly, his post gives us ample reason to believe it.

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Was well fucked and was happy to get away form so many ugly people in one house.
Not so desperate to leave that you didn't hang out in the street.  Pretty weak excuse for letting yourself get thrown out.  

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The Castle PA. Duh. It was blowing out and Noel shook it around to get it working. Yes not the most technical way of doing things but he was't trying to wreck it. And it was blowing out AGAIN Saturday night. So it ain't new and it ain't fixed.
It wasn't HIS though, was it?  Who asked him to shake it? He can shake his speakers at home if he feels the need.  
 
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And as for who ever described his mates as dreggs or whatever...
Nobody called you Dreggs, try to pay attention Man.  Simon is one of his mates and he isn't a lowlife, but it should be noted that your comments about the ladies sound pretty dreggy to me.

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We are all educated have well paying jobs have travelled Asia, Europe, have children, new cars, top guitars, kept the same friendships since highschool, great family
And we are please all jus' to pieces about your wonderful life. Quietly though, I gotta tell you that none of that matters to us one fucking bit.  Metal is the great leveller, the working class artform, and we are all just faces in the mosh. Your supposed wealth and success means precisely dick to us, even the Pope would come across negatively if he got shitfaced and acted like a fool.  You want to impress us?  Keep your friend in line.  Oh, and if you could learn to write a coherant post, that would be a true delight for us also.
 
 
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and most of all have entertained way better women than half the metal scrags that hang about like a bad smell waiting for someone to tell them how to dress and act like a lady.
 Better women?   Dude, we like our chicks the way they are, and why should they act like ladies for people who act like animals?  Unbelievable.

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And most of all we pour over loads of cash at the bar and don't rip off bands by sipping on the same pint all night. Our drinking equals band profits and THAT'S the business The Castle is in you suckers who think entertainment is about music.
If justifing your behavior that way helps you to get through the night, go ahead.

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Wayne has got a good thing going with the metal scene. If you think it's about being your mate well think again.
Wayne is a top bloke and cares more than you think, don't try to drag him into your nonsense.  I wonder, does Wayne know the trouble Noel is bringing to his venue?  I KNOW he visits Western Front.  

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To finish off... Noel is a crazy fuck hands down but he was doing metal in the Perth scene when all the other bands were babies
 He has loads of talent and all the hype and talk proves it. He ain't talking bout you but you're talking bout him!!!
Oh, we're talking alright.  He just alienated half the bands in town, and if you think you are doing the other guys in his band any favours with this drivel, think again.  A lot of us have been gigging for a long time, the past means nothing.    

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Noel stay out of trouble at least for the sake of your bank balance but I'll be at your next gig without a doubt!!
That would be ideal, maybe you can keep him under control.  That is, of course, if his band doesn't dump his arse, because my band is just one band that won't be slinging gigs their way until they can guarantee his behavior.

This has been most entertaining, thanks ever so much.   ;D
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: TnT on July 21, 2009, 07:44:17 AM
I understand the notion of getting drunk and running amok as much as the next guy, but there is also having respect for other fellow metalheads / mates and their property. If some incident does occur, accident or otherwise, and someone pulls you up on it before any real damage is done or it escalates then you should realise you may have over stepped the mark and respect that, and if necessary make the appropriate apology or have a think about your actions. You don't abuse the person, especially if they handle it in a civilised fashion.

I was exactly there at the front of the stage when the incident occurred and I know you didn't do it on purpose, but it was reckless behaviour. Mark handled it exactly the right way and he doesn't deserve to get abused by you or any of your friends. From the first post it seems like don't totally recall doing it or exactly what happens, and sounds like your mates have given you the third party description of it and fired you up about it.

A public apology might not have been necessary, but insults instead, publicly or otherwise - especially publicly is way out of line. But I think that has been made clear by the reaction of everyone. The incident itself at the gig was somewhat amusing, but there is noone to blame but yourself for it being blown out like this and the repercussions.

You've made something of an apology in the other thread, though it comes across as a bit forced and can be hard to take as genuine after the first post here. Some people make think too little too late. As far as the rest of the guys in Episiotomy go, I don't think it is a reflection on you blokes personally, and I've heard you're pretty cool so I'm interested to check the band out.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: hatefueled on July 21, 2009, 09:07:23 AM
So was the equipment damaged badly? hope Mark is okay. Good luck to Noel's band. Sounds like it was a good set and with any luck it won't be the last, with or without Noel. Always sucks when someone ruins it for everyone else.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Melkor on July 21, 2009, 05:49:23 PM
Everyone that has posted in this thread seems to forget one thing....


This guy shat his boxers on NYE and left them in Longi's dunny.....


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I want to know more about this, do you have a photo of these boxers?
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: cdtBEAST on July 21, 2009, 06:35:12 PM
I understand the notion of getting drunk and running amok as much as the next guy, but there is also having respect for other fellow metalheads / mates and their property. If some incident does occur, accident or otherwise, and someone pulls you up on it before any real damage is done or it escalates then you should realise you may have over stepped the mark and respect that, and if necessary make the appropriate apology or have a think about your actions. You don't abuse the person, especially if they handle it in a civilised fashion.

I was exactly there at the front of the stage when the incident occurred and I know you didn't do it on purpose, but it was reckless behaviour. Mark handled it exactly the right way and he doesn't deserve to get abused by you or any of your friends. From the first post it seems like don't totally recall doing it or exactly what happens, and sounds like your mates have given you the third party description of it and fired you up about it.

A public apology might not have been necessary, but insults instead, publicly or otherwise - especially publicly is way out of line. But I think that has been made clear by the reaction of everyone. The incident itself at the gig was somewhat amusing, but there is noone to blame but yourself for it being blown out like this and the repercussions.

You've made something of an apology in the other thread, though it comes across as a bit forced and can be hard to take as genuine after the first post here. Some people make think too little too late. As far as the rest of the guys in Episiotomy go, I don't think it is a reflection on you blokes personally, and I've heard you're pretty cool so I'm interested to check the band out.

Spot on Daz.

Noel go sort yourself out aye, no one would be cracking the shits if you hadn't put up this post.

Part of being in a band is accepting that drunken cunts are going to get up on stage & will also be carrying liquid refreshments 9 times out of 10.
I had some of my gear  trashed the other week @ the Rocket Room, was I happy about it, no, did I blow my lid, no, the guy who did it was drunk & having an awesome time, he meant no harm. I just kept playing & will move my shit further off to the side next time.

Drunken fools stumbling up on stage is gonna happen & I am sure Mark was well over it by the next morning.
DFAT was the one directly affected by all this, yet his lack of comment leads me to believe that he doesn't think it is worth wasting his time on the subject. He got the shits up @ someone who went to far, sorted it there & then & that should have been the end of it, & would have been if Noel hadn't started this damn post hahaha.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: CatchUNextTuesday on July 21, 2009, 07:18:03 PM
Lol he shat his boxers? That's what, a 15 year old NYE stunt? And how old is this guy? In his 30's someone said? Jesus... And all this shit about metal being br00tal and hardXcore... Maybe you cunts with rich daddies can afford for dumbshits to trash your gear, but most of the fellas getting up at the castle fucking scrimp and save for their gear. How would Noel like it if some dumbshit kid jumped up and smacked him in the mouth with his own gear? He'd probably get all judo macho and kick his ass for being a dick. amirite??? Long and short of it is, he was being a dick, clearly is always a dick when intoxicated, can;t handle his piss and/or emotinal issues, needs rehab and counselling (AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH EITHER), and needs to reconsider his priorities. He has kids ffs. What self respecting parent gets parro at some random's NYE party, decks a chick and shits their smalls? AND leaves them behind? seriously... Two thumbs up man... I wanna be just like him!

/sarcasm
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: goat on July 21, 2009, 07:56:04 PM
nothing against the guy in question here, i dont know him, or what happened etc.
to me though, this a" shit happens" thing. (no pun.)

but when it comes to gear, there should always be a line there ya dont cross.
you dont let people that dont know what the deal is with it even go near it.
ie; you just dont shake equipment, and certainly not old stuff man, that just asking for it.
Im no stranger to gigging either, and i know its hard to keep track of everything at shows, but there are always pissed people that are interested in fucking with peoples stuff and they basicly shouldnt be able to get access to it in the first place.

Easier said than done maybe, but at the end of the day, you fuck the gear you fuck the gig.

Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Funeral Tormentor on July 21, 2009, 08:57:57 PM
this thread is awesome. period

wife beaters and flanos are a must (none of these metro fag high priced ones either, im talking $5 big W or Kmart quality and must spend at least 1 year or more unwashed to gain entry from now on!!!)

Mark = awesome
Noel = dicksuckingdumbshitretardeddouchebag
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: smithy on July 21, 2009, 09:15:17 PM
I dont even think metro's worry about what they wear as much as some of you.  :laugh:
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: ironguardian on July 21, 2009, 09:28:42 PM
I dont even think metro's worry about what they wear as much as some of you.  :laugh:


Gotta look your best for a metal gig!
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Catalyst on July 22, 2009, 06:20:21 AM
My best is still pretty fucking wretched, so I don't bother anymore.   ::)

Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: WarNick on July 22, 2009, 06:54:17 AM
Lolthread.

If nothing else, one thing's for sure.. It's gonna take at least 1 more generation of humanity before things start looking better. :)
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: dparker on July 22, 2009, 07:04:06 AM
Lolthread.

If nothing else, one thing's for sure.. It's gonna take at least 1 more generation of humanity before things start looking better. :)

I'd expect each future generation to proceed in a dysgenic fashion at this rate.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Catalyst on July 22, 2009, 07:06:15 AM
MY kid is a prime specimen of Devolution.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: TnT on July 22, 2009, 07:39:23 AM
MY kid is a prime specimen of Devolution.
I wouldn't say that... I'd say he's already better than you.
 ;D
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Strychnine Cowboy on July 22, 2009, 09:19:05 AM
The Castle PA. Duh. It was blowing out and Noel shook it around to get it working. Yes not the most technical way of doing things but he was't trying to wreck it. And it was blowing out AGAIN Saturday night. So it ain't new and it ain't fixed.

I'll have to look into this "blowing out".
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on July 22, 2009, 03:50:23 PM
The Castle PA. Duh. It was blowing out and Noel shook it around to get it working. Yes not the most technical way of doing things but he was't trying to wreck it. And it was blowing out AGAIN Saturday night. So it ain't new and it ain't fixed.

I'll have to look into this "blowing out".

Given that this guy:

(i) has nothing but unnerving (borderline hitlerite fanatical) adoration and support for his mate's silly antics;

(ii) hates (our) GORGEOUS local metal chicks;

(iii) proudly boasts about visiting south east asia (undoubtedly to satisfy his 14yr old she-boy "women" fixation);

(iv) gives a fuck about the appearance of the people who he hangs around with (i.e. we are all far too ugly for him to associate with but he'll gladly invade our parties / gigs to drink our piss and leer at our ugly women anyways)

....i'd say the only thing that this guy is an expert in "blowing out" is his "girlfriend's" septic epiostomy ;D
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Sheriff Cunt on July 22, 2009, 05:11:10 PM
The Castle PA. Duh. It was blowing out and Noel shook it around to get it working. Yes not the most technical way of doing things but he was't trying to wreck it. And it was blowing out AGAIN Saturday night. So it ain't new and it ain't fixed.

I'll have to look into this "blowing out".

Given that this guy:

(i) has nothing but unnerving (borderline hitlerite fanatical) adoration and support for his mate's silly antics;

(ii) hates (our) GORGEOUS local metal chicks;

(iii) proudly boasts about visiting south east asia (undoubtedly to satisfy his 14yr old she-boy "women" fixation);

(iv) gives a fuck about the appearance of the people who he hangs around with (i.e. we are all far too ugly for him to associate with but he'll gladly invade our parties / gigs to drink our piss and leer at our ugly women anyways)

....i'd say the only thing that this guy is an expert in "blowing out" is his "girlfriend's" septic epiostomy ;D

 ;D :rofl:
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Kalika on July 23, 2009, 05:03:13 PM
We are all educated have well paying jobs have travelled Asia, Europe, have children, new cars, top guitars, kept the same friendships since highschool, great family and most of all have entertained way better women than half the metal scrags that hang about like a bad smell waiting for someone to tell them how to dress and act like a lady.


I personally take umbrage to this statement.

In my time in the Perth metal scene - which granted may not be as long as yours, not my fault by any means, just a result of the fact that I wasn't even born until the 80s - I have met some of the classiest and individual women I could ever hope to meet.

I went to what is known to be one of the 'poshest' schools in Perth (if not the poshest school) and I can tell you that some of those 'metal scrags' (as you call them) are more free-thinking, intelligent and worldly than any of the Cottesloe-whores I went to school with - who cannot do a single thing in their life unless it is cleared with the 'powers that be'.

You harp on about how people should know Noel better before making a judgment on him - take your own fucking advice, and get to know some of these women before you pass judgment on them.

Yes, there is that whole 'beer and destruction' aspect of the metal scene - but I agree with Jez here, I do NOT see where the crowd wrecking the bands gear comes into that ethos. That stuff is expensive, and like you said, Perth metal heads these days have kids, families, houses etc etc etc - in the times of a global financial crisis, who has the money to replace this equipment easily? The mortgage payment/kids school clothes/long weekends as a family are certainly more important, in just about everyone's opinion.

Psychonaut, and Mark DeVattimo is one of the corner stones of the metal scene today - he has helped more bands, been in more bands, and put on more gigs than I am sure he cares to remember, and Noel showed him a great amount of respect. If he had handled this more like a MAN as opposed to a petulant child whose mummy made him apologize, I am sure that people would have accepted his apology and respected him for realizing he did wrong.
Instead he came across as a racist prick who both 'apologized' to Mark and insulted him in the same sentence.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: ecentrix on July 23, 2009, 05:38:41 PM
Kalika did you go to MLC or PLC?
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: venismecha on July 23, 2009, 07:08:06 PM
For the purpose of better understanding this thread, I would like a definition of "classy", and also an explanation of why all women should aspire to this quality anyway. IMO "classy" and "drunk metal chick" don't exactly go hand in hand, but it's not like the reverse would make any sense or be any fun, right? I can hardly picture the girls sipping champagne and making polite conversation about the venue.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Mago_Haydz on July 23, 2009, 08:02:43 PM
back to the more pressing issue... I wonder if he shat his boxers when Mark confronted him....
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: amy on July 23, 2009, 10:20:29 PM
who shat themselves?  :laugh:
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: hatefueled on July 23, 2009, 11:01:14 PM
For the purpose of better understanding this thread, I would like a definition of "classy", and also an explanation of why all women should aspire to this quality anyway. IMO "classy" and "drunk metal chick" don't exactly go hand in hand, but it's not like the reverse would make any sense or be any fun, right? I can hardly picture the girls sipping champagne and making polite conversation about the venue.
or maybe the definition of sarcasm?
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: dparker on July 24, 2009, 12:57:34 AM
For the purpose of better understanding this thread, I would like a definition of "classy", and also an explanation of why all women should aspire to this quality anyway. IMO "classy" and "drunk metal chick" don't exactly go hand in hand, but it's not like the reverse would make any sense or be any fun, right? I can hardly picture the girls sipping champagne and making polite conversation about the venue.
or maybe the definition of sarcasm?

... or maybe the definition of "snap"?
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Mago_Haydz on July 24, 2009, 03:02:48 AM
For the purpose of better understanding this thread, I would like a definition of "classy", and also an explanation of why all women should aspire to this quality anyway. IMO "classy" and "drunk metal chick" don't exactly go hand in hand, but it's not like the reverse would make any sense or be any fun, right? I can hardly picture the girls sipping champagne and making polite conversation about the venue.
or maybe the definition of sarcasm?

... or maybe the definition of "snap"?

or maybe the definition of your mum
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: nihilist on July 24, 2009, 03:07:51 AM
A classy metal chick is one who doesn't like gore grind.

Sorry Eloise, you're out.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Mago_Haydz on July 24, 2009, 03:09:57 AM
A classy metal chick is one who doesn't like gore grind.

Sorry Eloise, you're out.

what about this kind of grind?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3599/3349286814_31ca64a6e0_o.jpg)

"Scissor me timbers"
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: nihilist on July 24, 2009, 03:17:05 AM
Not enough blood.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Catalyst on July 24, 2009, 04:16:34 AM
Hahahaha aaah Persian lovin'.   ;D
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Stormrider on July 24, 2009, 03:57:42 PM
(http://www.ruffybear.com/17_inch_lamb_chop.bmp)
(http://www.gleibermans.com/Lamb%20chops%201st%20cut.jpg)
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: venismecha on July 24, 2009, 07:30:28 PM
A classy metal chick is one who doesn't like gore grind.

Sorry Eloise, you're out.

Out and proud! :O
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Hoboclese on July 24, 2009, 08:28:52 PM
Ya blew it, capiche?

(http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/tim%20and%20eric%202.jpg)

Poke or no poke? :rofl:

That was made even better by your avatar
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: IFRC on July 26, 2009, 12:46:04 AM
'have to give that one a no poke, NOOOO POKE!' :rofl:

'oh i'd have sex with a dog before that!'
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: DEECHMAGEECH on July 26, 2009, 02:38:26 AM
We are all educated have well paying jobs have travelled Asia, Europe, have children, new cars, top guitars, kept the same friendships since highschool, great family and most of all have entertained way better women than half the metal scrags that hang about like a bad smell waiting for someone to tell them how to dress and act like a lady.

Made all this up.


I personally take umbrage to this statement.

In my time in the Perth metal scene - which granted may not be as long as yours, not my fault by any means, just a result of the fact that I wasn't even born until the 80s - I have met some of the classiest and individual women I could ever hope to meet.

I went to what is known to be one of the 'poshest' schools in Perth (if not the poshest school) and I can tell you that some of those 'metal scrags' (as you call them) are more free-thinking, intelligent and worldly than any of the Cottesloe-whores I went to school with - who cannot do a single thing in their life unless it is cleared with the 'powers that be'.

Okay they are all lovely girls.

You harp on about how people should know Noel better before making a judgment on him - take your own fucking advice, and get to know some of these women before you pass judgment on them.

Quite correct.

Yes, there is that whole 'beer and destruction' aspect of the metal scene - but I agree with Jez here, I do NOT see where the crowd wrecking the bands gear comes into that ethos. That stuff is expensive, and like you said, Perth metal heads these days have kids, families, houses etc etc etc - in the times of a global financial crisis, who has the money to replace this equipment easily? The mortgage payment/kids school clothes/long weekends as a family are certainly more important, in just about everyone's opinion.

Not too sure.

Psychonaut, and Mark DeVattimo is one of the corner stones of the metal scene today - he has helped more bands, been in more bands, and put on more gigs than I am sure he cares to remember, and Noel showed him a great amount of respect. If he had handled this more like a MAN as opposed to a petulant child whose mummy made him apologize, I am sure that people would have accepted his apology and respected him for realizing he did wrong.
Instead he came across as a racist prick who both 'apologized' to Mark and insulted him in the same sentence.
If that's what you say I will believe you.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: Mago_Haydz on July 26, 2009, 03:51:58 AM
We are all educated have well paying jobs have travelled Asia, Europe, have children, new cars, top guitars, kept the same friendships since highschool, great family and most of all have entertained way better women than half the metal scrags that hang about like a bad smell waiting for someone to tell them how to dress and act like a lady.

Made all this up.


I personally take umbrage to this statement.

In my time in the Perth metal scene - which granted may not be as long as yours, not my fault by any means, just a result of the fact that I wasn't even born until the 80s - I have met some of the classiest and individual women I could ever hope to meet.

I went to what is known to be one of the 'poshest' schools in Perth (if not the poshest school) and I can tell you that some of those 'metal scrags' (as you call them) are more free-thinking, intelligent and worldly than any of the Cottesloe-whores I went to school with - who cannot do a single thing in their life unless it is cleared with the 'powers that be'.

Okay they are all lovely girls.

You harp on about how people should know Noel better before making a judgment on him - take your own fucking advice, and get to know some of these women before you pass judgment on them.

Quite correct.

Yes, there is that whole 'beer and destruction' aspect of the metal scene - but I agree with Jez here, I do NOT see where the crowd wrecking the bands gear comes into that ethos. That stuff is expensive, and like you said, Perth metal heads these days have kids, families, houses etc etc etc - in the times of a global financial crisis, who has the money to replace this equipment easily? The mortgage payment/kids school clothes/long weekends as a family are certainly more important, in just about everyone's opinion.

Not too sure.

Psychonaut, and Mark DeVattimo is one of the corner stones of the metal scene today - he has helped more bands, been in more bands, and put on more gigs than I am sure he cares to remember, and Noel showed him a great amount of respect. If he had handled this more like a MAN as opposed to a petulant child whose mummy made him apologize, I am sure that people would have accepted his apology and respected him for realizing he did wrong.
Instead he came across as a racist prick who both 'apologized' to Mark and insulted him in the same sentence.
If that's what you say I will believe you.

I cant tell if you are taking the piss or being serious.
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: littlewing on July 27, 2009, 07:47:06 AM
We are all educated have well paying jobs have travelled Asia, Europe, have children, new cars, top guitars, kept the same friendships since highschool, great family and most of all have entertained way better women than half the metal scrags that hang about like a bad smell waiting for someone to tell them how to dress and act like a lady.


I personally take umbrage to this statement.

In my time in the Perth metal scene - which granted may not be as long as yours, not my fault by any means, just a result of the fact that I wasn't even born until the 80s - I have met some of the classiest and individual women I could ever hope to meet.

I went to what is known to be one of the 'poshest' schools in Perth (if not the poshest school) and I can tell you that some of those 'metal scrags' (as you call them) are more free-thinking, intelligent and worldly than any of the Cottesloe-whores I went to school with - who cannot do a single thing in their life unless it is cleared with the 'powers that be'.

You harp on about how people should know Noel better before making a judgment on him - take your own fucking advice, and get to know some of these women before you pass judgment on them.

Yes, there is that whole 'beer and destruction' aspect of the metal scene - but I agree with Jez here, I do NOT see where the crowd wrecking the bands gear comes into that ethos. That stuff is expensive, and like you said, Perth metal heads these days have kids, families, houses etc etc etc - in the times of a global financial crisis, who has the money to replace this equipment easily? The mortgage payment/kids school clothes/long weekends as a family are certainly more important, in just about everyone's opinion.

Psychonaut, and Mark DeVattimo is one of the corner stones of the metal scene today - he has helped more bands, been in more bands, and put on more gigs than I am sure he cares to remember, and Noel showed him a great amount of respect. If he had handled this more like a MAN as opposed to a petulant child whose mummy made him apologize, I am sure that people would have accepted his apology and respected him for realizing he did wrong.
Instead he came across as a racist prick who both 'apologized' to Mark and insulted him in the same sentence.

For the purpose of better understanding this thread, I would like a definition of "classy", and also an explanation of why all women should aspire to this quality anyway. IMO "classy" and "drunk metal chick" don't exactly go hand in hand, but it's not like the reverse would make any sense or be any fun, right? I can hardly picture the girls sipping champagne and making polite conversation about the venue.

hailed
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: venismecha on July 27, 2009, 05:57:22 PM
feministah!
Title: Re: 18th july castle hotel
Post by: chancellorisgod on July 28, 2009, 05:14:34 PM
Fucking hell how did I miss this thread for so long.... damn entertaining!

All I have to say is respect to Mark for not losing his cool - Noel would do well to realise that insulting him like he did is probably one of the silliest things you've done yet. He is one of the most respected members of the local scene and most people will write you off for that comment alone.  I gotta say I probably wouldn't have handled it so well - i've worked fucking hard for my gear over the years and if some fucktard wants to destroy it cos they can't handle their piss there's gonna be problems...

Everyone likes to have a drink but within REASON. I've lost count of the amount of times i've got pissed at gigs but I always make sure i'm not ruining anyone else's night because I cant handle myself like a big boy.