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Title: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: ironguardian on July 28, 2009, 03:41:41 AM
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8th of August, Saturday night. 8pm doors, $10 like usual.


We are very pleased to announce that KHARIOT will be taking the stage for their very first time, opening the night's proceedings.

Embarking on the next stage of this metal journey, we have SINS OF THE FATHER.

Leading up to their 3rd album launch, NEVERBORN will come down and rock the stage.

PSYCHONAUT will be headlining playing for a full hour, or until they get dragged off stage, which ever takes longer.




The night is raising funds for a local metal compilation that Iron Guardian Industries is planning. All profit will be set aside for this. By raising some money, I'm hoping this will show that it's a genuine attempt at putting a compilation together. If your band is interested in being part of this, let me know.
Title: Re: Aug 8th, Saturday night at the Castle. Feat. KHARIOT!
Post by: BaileyHorizon on July 28, 2009, 03:43:46 AM
Looks cool, I will try and get the night off work.
Title: Re: Aug 8th, Saturday night at the Castle. Feat. KHARIOT!
Post by: Khariot_G on July 28, 2009, 06:28:02 AM
 :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
 :cunning:
oh yeah!
Title: Re: Aug 8th, Saturday night at the Castle. Feat. KHARIOT!
Post by: littlewing on July 28, 2009, 06:44:55 AM
Wow Roland, you've come a long way in the past year. Congrats man and I'll try and get down to your shows once I'm home.
Title: Re: Aug 8th, Saturday night at the Castle. Feat. KHARIOT!
Post by: ironguardian on July 29, 2009, 07:33:13 AM
Cheers Trease. I'm still learning a lot, but I'm getting there.


Poster is on it's way.
Title: Re: Aug 8th, Saturday night at the Castle. Feat. KHARIOT!
Post by: ironguardian on July 30, 2009, 07:15:26 AM
Line up is now complete.

Khariot
Sins of the Father
Neverborn
Psychonaut
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: ironguardian on July 31, 2009, 07:10:10 AM
Poster is now up too.... and yes, it is a hideously cheesy gig name. Didn't see you making any suggestions though!  :raspberry:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Dementor on July 31, 2009, 03:15:38 PM
Poster is now up too.... and yes, it is a hideously cheesy gig name. Didn't see you making any suggestions though!  :raspberry:
Didn't know you asked  :P

Best In The West  ::)

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Sins Of The Father on July 31, 2009, 04:01:20 PM
The west is best...

Anyone up for a ride in the back of a blue bus?
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Melkor on July 31, 2009, 04:46:50 PM
The west is best...

Anyone up for a ride in the back of a blue bus?

only if I can take a face from the ancient gallery and walk on down the hall  :P
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Stormrider on July 31, 2009, 04:57:48 PM
The west is best...

Anyone up for a ride in the back of a blue bus?

only if I can take a face from the ancient gallery and walk on down the hall  :P

Father
Yes Son?
I want to kill you
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Dementor on July 31, 2009, 05:46:35 PM
Mother I want to...

well you know the rest
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Melkor on July 31, 2009, 06:37:01 PM
ohh right  :fap: :fap: :fap:

 ;D
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: rulezy696 on July 31, 2009, 06:46:36 PM
Anyone interested in who we are. what style of music we play or jus want to know more about the band before you come and check us out for this gig at the castle is more than welcome visit our myspace page at www.myspace.com/khariot where there are pictures music and information about the individual band members as well as the band as a whole.

So good to have the day off on my birthday!
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Khariot_G on July 31, 2009, 06:54:53 PM
ive wished u already but again... HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKEY!!!!!!!!!!  :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: ecentrix on July 31, 2009, 07:17:15 PM
Gavin i reckon Khariots stuff is fucking great. Keep up the good work. ;)!
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Mago_Haydz on July 31, 2009, 07:52:24 PM
how can Khariot be considered one of "The best in the west" when they havent even gigged before?
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: ironguardian on July 31, 2009, 09:35:54 PM
how can Khariot be considered one of "The best in the west" when they havent even gigged before?

"Guilty until proven innocent" Currently no one can say anything bad about their live performances, which is better than any other band that has ever played in Perth  :P
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Sheriff Cunt on July 31, 2009, 09:38:56 PM
how can Khariot be considered one of "The best in the west" when they havent even gigged before?

"Guilty until proven innocent" Currently no one can say anything bad about their live performances, which is better than any other band that has ever played in Perth  :P

 :clap:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: erecshyrinol on August 01, 2009, 04:50:42 AM
Looking forward to seeing people at the gig and me debuting on stage.

BTW

OH HAI I'M THE OTHER ASIAN DUDE IN THE BAND
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Khariot_G on August 01, 2009, 05:28:24 AM
how can Khariot be considered one of "The best in the west" when they havent even gigged before?

"Guilty until proven innocent" Currently no one can say anything bad about their live performances, which is better than any other band that has ever played in Perth  :P

^ MagoHaydz makes a good point... but hahah its Rowland's gigs name  ;D
thats a pretty scary thing to have to live up to, but of course, will give our best and SLAUGHTER.  :headbang:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Necron on August 01, 2009, 09:18:04 AM
Looking forward to seeing people at the gig and me debuting on stage.

BTW

OH HAI I'M THE OTHER ASIAN DUDE IN THE BAND

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Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 01, 2009, 03:48:33 PM
how can Khariot be considered one of "The best in the west" when they havent even gigged before?

"Guilty until proven innocent" Currently no one can say anything bad about their live performances, which is better than any other band that has ever played in Perth  :P

^ MagoHaydz makes a good point... but hahah its Rowland's gigs name  ;D
thats a pretty scary thing to have to live up to, but of course, will give our best and SLAUGHTER.  :headbang:

yeah, it wasnt a slight on your band at all... Im sure you guys will rip it up. It was a dig at the gig name more than anything. Good luck to you on your debut. Who knows, maybe you will live up to the gig name!  :headbang:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Catweazle on August 04, 2009, 07:27:38 PM
good line up , lame poster . should be alright aye bro !  :headbang:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Khariot_G on August 05, 2009, 12:39:36 AM
^ heheheheheh  ;D

poor Rowland, hes copped so much for the poster already hahaha. well... END OF THIS WEEK, YEAAAAAAAH!!!!!  :headbang:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: ironguardian on August 05, 2009, 02:35:57 AM
poor Rowland, hes copped so much for the poster already hahaha.

It's not too bad for one night's work, considering I have no graphics design training  :raspberry:


Heheh, oh well, at least it's not just mediocre. If it's awful, it still sticks in people's minds, like the awful gig name. Really looking forward to the show.
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: rulezy696 on August 07, 2009, 06:13:17 AM
Heyyy ahh Roland my main man, you reckon you could post up the playing times or something for us.  Cant wait to play this debut gig i'm sure in for a fun night!  Although I hear theres now a hole in the stage at the Castle, anyone know anything about that?

Looking forward to seeing you all afterwards for a beer or two, catching up and enjoying all the other bands!  Hope to hear some material from Neverborns latest album...
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: ironguardian on August 07, 2009, 08:16:39 AM
Khariot  8:20 - 9:00
Sins  9:25 - 10:00
Neverborn  10:25- 11:10
Psychonaut  11:30 - 12:30


Not long now!!! Really looking forward to this.

Although I hear theres now a hole in the stage at the Castle, anyone know anything about that?
Yeah, although it's been covered over with carpet. Haven't seen anyone have any trouble with it yet.
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Necron on August 07, 2009, 08:40:19 AM
If its raining, you will most likely need an umbrella.

And that's for when you're onstage! :D
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Funeral Tormentor on August 07, 2009, 08:58:06 AM
how can Khariot be considered one of "The best in the west" when they havent even gigged before?



iv heard them jamming for awhile now and been lucky enough to stand in on afew jams and i say they are pretty dam close to being best in the west!! Cant wait boys all the best TO Gav, Shah, Daz, and Mikey RIP IT UP!!!  :headbang:

JUST DONT FALL IN THE HOLE!!! unless shes backstage and of age then go for it  :laugh:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: erecshyrinol on August 07, 2009, 08:58:21 AM
We'll see who falls into the hole first, Gavin, me or Darren.


*in the middle of first song*

CRASH!

Gavin: Holy shit, where the hell is Shah.  :hmm:

Quote
iv heard them jamming for awhile now and been lucky enough to stand in on afew jams and i say they are pretty dam close to being best in the west!! Cant wait boys all the best TO Gav, Shah, Daz, and Mikey RIP IT UP!!! 

JUST DONT FALL IN THE HOLE!!! unless shes backstage and of age then go for it 

We can't be best in the west, our music isn't technical. AMIRITE?  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Catalyst on August 07, 2009, 04:32:27 PM
Oh dear. 

Can somebody tell me where this hole is so I can avoid setting up my keyboard monster on it?
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Funeral Tormentor on August 07, 2009, 07:35:35 PM
can miss it dude, its the big carpet bit held together by duct tape!!   :clap:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: EvilElvis on August 07, 2009, 07:41:29 PM
I think i may have caused it few years back while stomping down on the stage  :angel:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Khariot_G on August 07, 2009, 08:48:34 PM
^ hahha big boot stomp! RARRRR hulk smash!
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Khariot_G on August 08, 2009, 07:54:09 PM
THIS IS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!  :headbang:

Khariot at 8.20pm - be there!!!
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 08, 2009, 08:37:05 PM
THIS IS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!  :headbang:

Khariot at 8.20pm - be there!!!

Good luck on your debut man. I hope it goes without a hitch and you rip the crowd a new cunt. Wish I could be there
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: rulezy696 on August 08, 2009, 08:47:57 PM
Also definately didnt mind sitting in on your band rehearsals too aswell Lord Havoc id say that supremo chunk bass tone compliments the atmosphere of the band.  Sucks though that Nutbags Axis Pedals (tm) malfunctioned halfway through one of the songs I was rather enjoying it!  Off to tune my drum kit now its going to sound absolutely amazing for tonights performance... Good luck to all the other bands with their warm up routines and especially the final performance  :clap:

Will there be any merchandise being sold off at tonights venue?
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: erecshyrinol on August 08, 2009, 08:54:41 PM
Will see you bunch there tonight! Going to be a great night. :D :headbang:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: ironguardian on August 09, 2009, 01:58:42 AM
Will there be any merchandise being sold off at tonights venue?

I'll bring along a small selection of Aussie merch. The bands are free to bring whatever they want.


Don't forget to bring your umbrellas tonight  :P
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: hatefueled on August 09, 2009, 02:14:27 AM
Will there be any merchandise being sold off at tonights venue?

I'll bring along a small selection of Aussie merch. The bands are free to bring whatever they want.


Don't forget to bring your umbrellas tonight  :P

and hankies XD
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: ironguardian on August 09, 2009, 12:13:52 PM
Big thanks to everyone who turned up tonight, you helped make it a very successful show. Over 100 people rocked up and rocked out! Thanks to the bands, Khariot, Sins, Neverborn and Psychonaut, excellent show. Thanks to Mark for putting me on the spot. Took me a while to remember the words, but it was the funkiest Monty Python song I've ever had the pleasure of singing!

Khariot didn't disappoint! Heard nothing but good about them from the people I talked with. They definitly lived up to the "Best in the West" tag  ;)



As mentioned several times already, this gig was fundraising for a Perth metal compilation album. The profit made from tonight is being set aside and will go towards the production costs. Next month's gig will be the same, and possibly October as well.
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Teeman on August 09, 2009, 01:40:37 PM
Will there be any merchandise being sold off at tonights venue?

I'll bring along a small selection of Aussie merch. The bands are free to bring whatever they want.


Don't forget to bring your umbrellas tonight  :P

and hankies XD

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: ironguardian on August 09, 2009, 01:43:44 PM
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A rare moment when the angry man steps out from behind the keyboard!
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Catalyst on August 09, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
To be honest, I was going a bit hard, stepped on the wrong pedal and loaded the wrong bank of sounds.  It was taking me too much time to find the right chorous sound and I thought "fuck it, it's the last song anyway, so I'll just ditch the second keyboard for this bit and make a prick of myself up front."

It happens.

And now I think I am going to go and be violently ill.   :sick:

 
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: ironguardian on August 09, 2009, 06:47:04 PM
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Mid-stomp!
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: erecshyrinol on August 09, 2009, 07:44:55 PM
Thanks to everyone who came, I was a nervous wreck throughout our first song but everything fell into place. Thanks to Rowland and Paula for helping organize and cheers for the other bands for playing you guys were awesome!  :headbang:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: hatefueled on August 09, 2009, 10:06:40 PM
Thanks to everyone who came, I was a nervous wreck throughout our first song but everything fell into place. Thanks to Rowland and Paula for helping organize and cheers for the other bands for playing you guys were awesome!  :headbang:

Actually Rowland hasn't needed much of my help with his gigs. He's been doing pretty well. I just need to take the posters off him before he publishes them and do my photoshop addict thing a lil to make them look that lil bit cooler XD Wouldn't have had to do much with this one though.
From the few bits a got to see while collecting glasses and from the screen above the bar it looked like all the bands were kicking so much ass up there they deserve a medal or something! I only heard good things from those chatting at the bar. I think Leroy did an awesome job from the tech desk too like always. ha ha. love ya work man.
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Khariot_G on August 10, 2009, 06:31:27 AM
thanks everyone who came down to the show!

its great to play again, and i must say its either the nervousness, but fuck there were alot of people standing in front of me when those curtains opened!!!

the bands all played killer sets!  :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
thanks for all the support and words from the bands and those who witnessed the show... means alot to us... see you all at the next show!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Nosaj on August 10, 2009, 06:35:39 AM
Pretty good night. Neverborn and Psychonaut were awesome as always.
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: TnT on August 10, 2009, 06:48:58 AM
Yeah top night and all the bands were good. Glad I got down there early to check out Khariot - I was impressed for a first show. A few minor things to tidy up but hopefully that will come with time and experience. Definitely have potential.
During one of the songs I was thinking certain parts of that reminded me of later period Death, and then you did ended up doing a Death cover.  :headbang:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Catalyst on August 10, 2009, 07:08:11 AM
You know what frustrates me?
The Psychonaut posse only seem to have the vaguest idea what they are going to play at their gigs, and the rest of it is like improv.  It can be tight as fuck or a complete dog's breakfast, and last night I was sure that they were just jamming whatever came to mind first....yet no matter what they do they never fail to entertain.  The reason that frustrates me is that my band's style is driven by mathmatics and there is no way that we could ever free-form like that. Only blues oriented metal offers that sort of freedom and Psychonaut have mastered the art of milking that aspect til its udders bleed, and how much fun would that be?
Onya boys, I had a ball watching you guys last night. 
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: WarNick on August 11, 2009, 03:54:40 AM
Anyone got any pics of Khariot rockin' oot??

Do post?
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: hatefueled on August 11, 2009, 03:59:06 AM
Anyone got any pics of Khariot rockin' oot??

Do post?

I would have if I wasn't stuck behind the bar :( wouldn't be as good as Manny's shots though. 
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: EvilElvis on August 11, 2009, 05:25:12 AM
You know what frustrates me?
The Psychonaut posse only seem to have the vaguest idea what they are going to play at their gigs, and the rest of it is like improv.  It can be tight as fuck or a complete dog's breakfast, and last night I was sure that they were just jamming whatever came to mind first....yet no matter what they do they never fail to entertain.  The reason that frustrates me is that my band's style is driven by mathmatics and there is no way that we could ever free-form like that. Only blues oriented metal offers that sort of freedom and Psychonaut have mastered the art of milking that aspect til its udders bleed, and how much fun would that be?
Onya boys, I had a ball watching you guys last night. 

Thanks a heap Jez.  :clap:
If a band can improvise at rehearsals/onstage and is totally functional then it''s a lot of fun.
It helps if all members like each other too

Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Nosaj on August 11, 2009, 06:33:37 AM
I was never good with Maths.

HAha I just got a mental Image of Jez standing near a black board holding a pointer cane and teaching mathematical problems to the rest of Neverborn.  But not really getting anywhere coz the other Neverborn guys are too stoned to pay attention. ;D
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Khariot_G on August 11, 2009, 07:30:29 AM
During one of the songs I was thinking certain parts of that reminded me of later period Death, and then you did ended up doing a Death cover.  :headbang:

that means alot to me / us...!

def alot of things ive realised to fix up for the next show, personally and bandwise, we have all taken notes from that night and from watching the dvd heheh  :laugh:

i think a friend did have pics of us, will see if i can get her to upload them!
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: erecshyrinol on August 11, 2009, 07:51:00 AM
Sorry if the images are kinda biased with me in them, they were taken by my mate's girlfriend. I think she was too afraid of getting too close as well, especially with that psycho dude windmilling with no hair.  :headbang:
 
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Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: schist on August 11, 2009, 08:01:45 AM
 :rofl: haha that kid's a fucking legend
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Khariot_G on August 11, 2009, 08:05:27 AM
:rofl: haha that kid's a fucking legend

hahahaha man, i was thinking to myself, "we got our biggest fan right here!"  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Catalyst on August 11, 2009, 06:33:42 PM
HAha I just got a mental Image of Jez standing near a black board holding a pointer cane and teaching mathematical problems to the rest of Neverborn.  But not really getting anywhere coz the other Neverborn guys are too stoned to pay attention. ;D

That sounds like a snapshot of my life.
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: nihilist on August 11, 2009, 06:53:40 PM
It scares me that you're the brains of that operation.
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Catalyst on August 11, 2009, 11:21:55 PM
I'm more of the nutsack.  We don't do brains.
Title: Re: Best in the West. Aug 8th @ Castle. Feat. KHARIOT! Now with poster.
Post by: Khariot_G on August 12, 2009, 12:57:48 AM
oh yeah more Khariot shots now in.
now this one may be biased to ME  :laugh:

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note in the third photo... THE CRAZY MILLING DUDE!!!  :laugh:  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Sins Of The Father on August 12, 2009, 01:59:48 AM
That dude was pretty cool lol, me and jack talked to him after and he was insanly chilled out compared to how he was a one man moshpit infront of stage.

We asked why he did it and he said he was so angry all the time and loved coming to gigs and jumping round to get the anger out.

Now if only everyone had that attitude insted of standing there looking like stunned mullets.

 :headbang: To that random crazy dude if youre reading this!
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Post by: erecshyrinol on August 12, 2009, 09:51:15 AM
That's awesome, everyone needs a way to vent their anger.  :headbang: Kudos to him for not caring about what everyone thinks!
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Post by: Funeral Tormentor on August 12, 2009, 06:59:23 PM
That dude was pretty cool lol, me and jack talked to him after and he was insanly chilled out compared to how he was a one man moshpit infront of stage.

We asked why he did it and he said he was so angry all the time and loved coming to gigs and jumping round to get the anger out.

Now if only everyone had that attitude insted of standing there looking like stunned mullets.

 :headbang: To that random crazy dude if youre reading this!

 :headbang:    :clap:   

Gav, give him a Khariot shirt would ya
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Post by: ironguardian on August 12, 2009, 11:55:06 PM
That dude was pretty cool lol, me and jack talked to him after and he was insanly chilled out compared to how he was a one man moshpit infront of stage.
Had a chat with him myself, and said they he goes off like that as he's never certain when his next gig will be, so he makes the most of it. Yeah, I know we've have a laugh at his antics a bit in the past, but he was pretty cool in person.
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Post by: Khariot_G on August 13, 2009, 12:41:33 AM
That's awesome, everyone needs a way to vent their anger.  :headbang: Kudos to him for not caring about what everyone thinks!

Shah, i dont care what u think.
HAHAHA no really, thats an awesome way to look at it, i thought most of us did the same? i spose i dont mill as much nowadays coz having my hair this long adds just that much more weight. fuckin whiplash!

yeah horns to ya, crazy milling metal guy!!!  :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
he will get a shirt when we actually make some!  :raspberry:
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Post by: Sheriff Cunt on August 13, 2009, 12:46:39 AM
That's awesome, everyone needs a way to vent their anger.  :headbang: Kudos to him for not caring about what everyone thinks!

Shah, i dont care what u think.
HAHAHA no really, thats an awesome way to look at it, i thought most of us did the same? i spose i dont mill as much nowadays coz having my hair this long adds just that much more weight. fuckin whiplash!

yeah horns to ya, crazy milling metal guy!!!  :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
he will get a shirt when we actually make some!  :raspberry:

hurry up i want one kunnnt
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Post by: Funeral Tormentor on August 13, 2009, 08:44:03 AM
XXL for me gav

hey is that some NAZI dude in the corner of one of the pics? he was standing afew feet away from me and i noticed a german flag on his camo shirt (not saying because of that hes NAZI) but his whole attire was abit subjective and he wasnt realy getting into the songs, more a disgrunteled look and not much movement on his behalf. If hes not and people know him and know hes not then im sorry i was just asking.
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Post by: Khariot_G on August 13, 2009, 03:10:06 PM
XXL for me gav

hey is that some NAZI dude in the corner of one of the pics? he was standing afew feet away from me and i noticed a german flag on his camo shirt (not saying because of that hes NAZI) but his whole attire was abit subjective and he wasnt realy getting into the songs, more a disgrunteled look and not much movement on his behalf. If hes not and people know him and know hes not then im sorry i was just asking.

ah that is Steve Bancroft, one of me best mates... plays in band BORN IN THE BAYOU.
hahaha nah hes just that cool, that he gets to wear... the flag!??!?

Simon, whats with u and Nazis?!  :rofl:
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Post by: nihilist on August 13, 2009, 04:12:25 PM
Everyone knows Nazis wear the German flag everywhere, because they're oh so proud of modern day Germany.

I mean it's not like they had their own easily identifiable symbol they could have put on a flag.........
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Post by: RichardMTS on August 13, 2009, 05:49:03 PM
Everyone knows Nazis wear the German flag everywhere, because they're oh so proud of modern day Germany.

I mean it's not like they had their own easily identifiable symbol they could have put on a flag.........

Ahahahahahahaha
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Post by: Ingasm on August 14, 2009, 03:34:47 AM
Everyone knows Nazis wear the German flag everywhere, because they're oh so proud of modern day Germany.

I mean it's not like they had their own easily identifiable symbol they could have put on a flag.........

Sometimes it's hard to hate you.
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Post by: amy on August 14, 2009, 03:41:18 AM
XXL for me gav

hey is that some NAZI dude in the corner of one of the pics? he was standing afew feet away from me and i noticed a german flag on his camo shirt (not saying because of that hes NAZI) but his whole attire was abit subjective and he wasnt realy getting into the songs, more a disgrunteled look and not much movement on his behalf. If hes not and people know him and know hes not then im sorry i was just asking.

i think all the army shirt/jackets from the army surplus have the german flag on them, least they used to, all us kids growing up in the 80s had one, was normal, no questions asked  :)
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Post by: nihilist on August 14, 2009, 05:28:19 AM
Everyone knows Nazis wear the German flag everywhere, because they're oh so proud of modern day Germany.

I mean it's not like they had their own easily identifiable symbol they could have put on a flag.........

Sometimes it's hard to hate you.

Hahaha, that feeling is actually quite mutual. :D
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Post by: ironguardian on August 14, 2009, 05:31:33 AM
Sometimes it's hard to hate you.

Love makes it harder to hate.  :P




Don't suppose anyone took a photo of my impromptu performance? I really need to get a new photo to use as an avatar on here. Keep getting told that I look nothing like that anymore.
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Post by: Catalyst on August 14, 2009, 06:30:30 AM
It's true.  In THAT photo you look heterosexual.   ;D
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Post by: Funeral Tormentor on August 14, 2009, 09:03:19 AM
 :rofl:

XXL for me gav

hey is that some NAZI dude in the corner of one of the pics? he was standing afew feet away from me and i noticed a german flag on his camo shirt (not saying because of that hes NAZI) but his whole attire was abit subjective and he wasnt realy getting into the songs, more a disgrunteled look and not much movement on his behalf. If hes not and people know him and know hes not then im sorry i was just asking.

ah that is Steve Bancroft, one of me best mates... plays in band BORN IN THE BAYOU.
hahaha nah hes just that cool, that he gets to wear... the flag!??!?

Simon, whats with u and Nazis?!  :rofl:

im on a secret mission to reinstate nazi german here in Perth, lookin for henchmen to fill the ranks of my mighty army. must have army surplus shirt from the 80's with german flags on them, look angry and go to metal gigs. I apoint you Gav as my 2IC (himmler) any questions? hahahahaha
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Post by: Khariot_G on August 14, 2009, 09:16:10 AM
:rofl:

XXL for me gav

hey is that some NAZI dude in the corner of one of the pics? he was standing afew feet away from me and i noticed a german flag on his camo shirt (not saying because of that hes NAZI) but his whole attire was abit subjective and he wasnt realy getting into the songs, more a disgrunteled look and not much movement on his behalf. If hes not and people know him and know hes not then im sorry i was just asking.

ah that is Steve Bancroft, one of me best mates... plays in band BORN IN THE BAYOU.
hahaha nah hes just that cool, that he gets to wear... the flag!??!?

Simon, whats with u and Nazis?!  :rofl:

im on a secret mission to reinstate nazi german here in Perth, lookin for henchmen to fill the ranks of my mighty army. must have army surplus shirt from the 80's with german flags on them, look angry and go to metal gigs. I apoint you Gav as my 2IC (himmler) any questions? hahahahaha

^ahahahaha.  :laugh:
wot. Simon, as fun as it would be, in the end, all humans must die. ALL.  :headbang:
too much zazzing about with politix.

yeah i have much hate, oh so very much hate...
...but only love for nihilist  :rofl:
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Post by: Funeral Tormentor on August 14, 2009, 09:21:54 AM

[/quote]
^ahahahaha.  :laugh:
wot. Simon, as fun as it would be, in the end, all humans must die. ALL.  :headbang:
too much zazzing about with politix.

yeah i have much hate, oh so very much hate...
...but only love for nihilist  :rofl:
[/quote]

Yeah they all die we just get to help them die sooner and in more pain.... Fuck knows there are some people id like to kill/torture right about now, and thin out the herd alittle too.
and fuck you make no sense when your stoned hahaha
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Post by: Khariot_G on August 14, 2009, 09:32:34 AM
^ no sense...?
heheh... well... because u can pick your side...
u can choose to be the sheep, the wolf, the sheperd or a god. everything is but a wink in the eye of the galactic empire... and our choices are ultimately futile. there is nothing after this, other than dirt... to even begin to choose to perform mass holocaust, u have to contemplate why and what u are doing it all for... in the end, truly, EVERYTHING must die. every conscious thought created by man whenceforth exterminated shall be the point of greatest acheivement and damnation.

grim.  :laugh:
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Post by: Funeral Tormentor on August 14, 2009, 09:34:33 AM
dam stoners  ;D
I do agree with you tho
Dam nihilist taking all the good names!!!
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Post by: Khariot_G on August 14, 2009, 09:38:09 AM
hey man, want a cone?  ;D
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Post by: Funeral Tormentor on August 14, 2009, 09:40:08 AM
want a pizza?  ;D
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Post by: PremierMaelstrom on August 16, 2009, 01:31:02 AM
Mikey and Gav went down to the local I.G.A.

Whilst browsing the isles for munchies, they came upon the warm beverage section.

Gave says to Mikey "Do you reakon we should get the 30can pack of Cokes?"

Mike replies "Okay, but i sure don't want to Khariot..."
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Post by: TnT on August 16, 2009, 01:41:13 AM
Mikey and Gav went down to the local I.G.A.

Whilst browsing the isles for munchies, they came upon the warm beverage section.

Gave says to Mikey "Do you reakon we should get the 30can pack of Cokes?"

Mike replies "Okay, but i sure don't want to Khariot..."
*BA-DOOM TISH!*

Hahah that's a classic one, Dan  :rofl:
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Post by: ironguardian on August 16, 2009, 03:25:29 AM
Mikey and Gav went down to the local I.G.A.

Whilst browsing the isles for munchies, they came upon the warm beverage section.

Gave says to Mikey "Do you reakon we should get the 30can pack of Cokes?"

Mike replies "Okay, but i sure don't want to Khariot..."

...  :laugh:
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Post by: Khariot_G on August 16, 2009, 05:46:37 AM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that probably already did happen but has been erased from memory...  :laugh:
i did have to read that one out loud to realise what u meant... its actually pronounced "kerr-rye-yot"  :P
that should be the name of the album, ala Lynyrd Skynyrd  :headbang:
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Post by: erecshyrinol on August 16, 2009, 10:08:20 AM
 :rofl: Classic.
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Post by: rulezy696 on August 16, 2009, 08:16:27 PM
PFFT HAHA Dammit why isnt there a category for best comedian at the Western Front awards theres alot of funny shit that gets said on these forums. I think i'd have to always vote for Dan (sorry everyone) but seriously comon now its his first comment and its a bloody cracka!!  Cant wait to play the 19th of September with you at the castle buddy gonna be a slammer of a show.  Anyone with a greater thirst for blood can come check us out at the Rocket Room on the 4th of September to satisfy their quench...  :headbang:

And thanks for exposing our seemingly lame band humour Dan teehee... Although for your information we were actually bickering over which fast food was to be consumed!
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Post by: Catalyst on August 17, 2009, 06:01:21 AM
"Teehee"?   ???
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Post by: rulezy696 on August 19, 2009, 12:48:58 AM
"Teehee"?   ???


Err, bump??  Who the fuck are you I was CLEARLY only speaking to Dan, go get pissed off at someones grammar elseware i've got no time for that shit.

On a different note it sounds like we must definately have to print some shirts if theres already this much interest after only our first gig.  I garan t-shirt the designs will be horrific!
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Post by: Gringo on August 19, 2009, 03:43:39 AM
Still haven't learned how to use an internet forum eh
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Post by: Catalyst on August 19, 2009, 05:36:12 AM
Mikey, it is Jez you retarded cockspoon.   ::) 

In case I forgot to mention it, you are a retarded cockspoon.   ;D


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Post by: Khariot_G on August 19, 2009, 06:20:43 AM
yeah Mike was probably trying to make it look like that but didnt come out as funny hey...

i still laugh tho  :laugh:
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Post by: ironguardian on August 19, 2009, 07:45:09 AM
i still laugh tho  :laugh:

I know I did  :rofl:
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Post by: rulezy696 on August 19, 2009, 11:23:50 PM
yeah Mike was probably trying to make it look like that but didnt come out as funny hey...

i still laugh tho  :laugh:

umm, no you idiot? Jesus some people are so fucking stupid.  Just came on here to post something pleasant to everyone out there and what do I get three assholes correct my grammar and assume all this stuff?  May as well fuck off and never post here again, not even worth it... Yep I think thats what ill do!
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Post by: Stormrider on August 19, 2009, 11:30:00 PM
yeah Mike was probably trying to make it look like that but didnt come out as funny hey...

i still laugh tho  :laugh:

May as well fuck off and never post here again, not even worth it... Yep I think thats what ill do!

You've promised that before  8)
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Post by: Catalyst on August 19, 2009, 11:37:47 PM
You smoke too much hooch boyo.   ;D
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Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 19, 2009, 11:39:19 PM
yeah Mike was probably trying to make it look like that but didnt come out as funny hey...

i still laugh tho  :laugh:

umm, no you idiot? Jesus some people are so fucking stupid.  Just came on here to post something pleasant to everyone out there and what do I get three assholes correct my grammar and assume all this stuff?  May as well fuck off and never post here again, not even worth it... Yep I think thats what ill do!

HAHAHAHA.... have a cry then, fag boy
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Post by: erecshyrinol on August 20, 2009, 01:52:18 AM
Hi Mikey, welcome to lrn2troll forums 101. I'll teach you on Sunday at rehearsal if you really want to learn :P
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Post by: Catalyst on August 20, 2009, 03:41:08 AM
No need.  We have a resident trolling expert, Nihilist, who is so good at trolling that he has earned a positive reputation from it. 

You work it out.   ;D

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Post by: Khariot_G on August 20, 2009, 05:16:54 AM
Nihilist, PhD.
Doctor of Trolling
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Post by: nihilist on August 20, 2009, 03:56:01 PM
I got a book comin' out.
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Post by: rulezy696 on August 21, 2009, 12:25:22 AM
PFFT what the fuck??  There are some pretty weird fucken freaks out there that just talk utter shit!  I think ill spend my time more productively
'else ware'

I seriously dont think I can cope with how much random shit people talk you know like serously I thought I was bad...  You should all re-read your posts and then you'll all wonder why the fuck your not spending YOUR time doing something better.  Seriously like get up off your ass and do the dishes or something!  All your irrelevant comments mean NOTHING in the grand scheme of things theres so much out there to read up about or get involved in but no your on this forum blabbing on about 'trolling' I thought a troll was a monster never did I realise that a troll is actually how your supposed to talk on a forum.

And yet there so few and far between...
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Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 21, 2009, 12:29:28 AM
this is your brain....

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnathanz.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F09%2Fegg-brown.jpg&hash=6b45e56399b5280e38359a8bd02d27f4f4ff041a)

this is your brain on drugs....

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fallergyadvisor.com%2FEducational%2Fimages%2FEgg%2520and%2520Shell.jpg&hash=f7cae06a3610691562db1091f771ee0429b7d639)
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Post by: IFRC on August 21, 2009, 12:32:37 AM
May as well fuck off and never post here again, not even worth it... Yep I think thats what ill do!

I think ill spend my time more productively
'else ware'

Will you ever fuck off?  ???

seriously, you do so many Boong Gestures it's not even funny, and i BET you'll be back to comment on this :rofl:

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Post by: rulezy696 on August 21, 2009, 12:35:49 AM
May as well fuck off and never post here again, not even worth it... Yep I think thats what ill do!

I think ill spend my time more productively
'else ware'

Will you ever fuck off?  ???

seriously, you do so many Boong Gestures it's not even funny, and i BET you'll be back to comment on this :rofl:



Whats a boong gesture?

I wasnt even trying to be funny?

No my brain is no egg Mago-Haydz
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Post by: TnT on August 21, 2009, 12:53:06 AM
May as well fuck off and never post here again, not even worth it... Yep I think thats what ill do!

I think ill spend my time more productively
'else ware'

Will you ever fuck off?  ???

seriously, you do so many Boong Gestures it's not even funny, and i BET you'll be back to comment on this :rofl:
Haha, and it only took 3 minutes.

The point is Mikey that you're a fried cunt. There's just more photos around of fried eggs than cunts in a pan.

And yeah, you're right, there is a lot of irrelevant talk on internet forums that mean nothing in the grand scheme of things.. so why get bothered by them at all? :P
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Post by: cabba on August 21, 2009, 12:54:36 AM
Boong Gestures


 :headbang:
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Post by: Stormrider on August 21, 2009, 02:02:35 AM
Boong Gestures


 :headbang:

ah fuckin good one eh !
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Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 21, 2009, 03:30:16 AM
so why get bothered by them at all? :P

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcorriecanuck.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F10%2Ftate_wideweb__470x3100.jpg&hash=22e3a21fa513c336f0d22670bff5b8d8cac23f10)
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Post by: Ingasm on August 21, 2009, 04:21:03 AM
they're all against you Michael
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Post by: Ingasm on August 21, 2009, 04:21:19 AM
look at their beady little eyes
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Post by: Ingasm on August 21, 2009, 04:21:26 AM
plotting callously
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Post by: Ingasm on August 21, 2009, 04:21:51 AM
they're all against you Michael

all against you
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Post by: schist on August 21, 2009, 05:07:43 AM
'Boong Gestures'?!?!?!?!
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Post by: Khariot_G on August 21, 2009, 05:59:57 AM
wtf.
unfortunately i dont have the power to make everyone stop but just... stop.
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Post by: schist on August 21, 2009, 06:10:07 AM
I just wanna know what 'boong gestures' entail
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Post by: Sheriff Cunt on August 21, 2009, 07:19:46 AM
this thread is past its used by date
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Post by: IFRC on August 21, 2009, 09:17:58 PM
wtf.
unfortunately i dont have the power to make everyone stop but just... stop.

Did anyonebody else read this in a Mr Slave from South Park kinda voice? "Make it stop, Jeezus Christ"

also as for Boong Gestures:

Imagine a Boong Sitting on a rock, and the weather is not to his liking, so he throw's the biggest Boong Gesture ever.

Imagine a Boong not getting enough money off a White Cunt and doing a Boong Gesture right in his face.

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

See?
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Post by: RichardMTS on August 21, 2009, 09:58:37 PM
wtf.
unfortunately i dont have the power to make everyone stop but just... stop.

Did anyonebody else read this in a Mr Slave from South Park kinda voice? "Make it stop, Jeezus Christ"

also as for Boong Gestures:

Imagine a Boong Sitting on a rock, and the weather is not to his liking, so he throw's the biggest Boong Gesture ever.

Imagine a Boong not getting enough money off a White Cunt and doing a Boong Gesture right in his face.

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

See?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by: Lou Gehrig on August 21, 2009, 10:18:13 PM
Just wanted to remind everyone that my MLB record of 23 grand slams still stands today  :)
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Post by: Muscles on August 21, 2009, 11:07:10 PM
Quote
The point is Mikey that you're a fried cunt. There's just more photos around of fried eggs than cunts in a pan.
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Post by: rulezy696 on August 22, 2009, 12:13:15 AM
Alright... still dont get it but thanks to everyone for trying to explain it to me in the worst way possible.

And no, im not a fried cunt... If you wanna see fried cunts go and check out the tasty minge restaraunt in "Vest Weederville"

Sorry throught I might battle pointless irrelevant conversation with a crappy attempt to try some lame ass racial humour!

Oh and Muscles thats fried BRAIN not fried CUNT you idiot!
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Post by: venismecha on August 22, 2009, 12:18:02 AM
YEAH MUSCLES, YOU IDIOT
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Post by: schist on August 22, 2009, 12:26:35 AM
Oh and Muscles thats fried BRAIN not fried CUNT you idiot!

If you kinda squint and turn your head sideways ...
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Post by: rulezy696 on August 22, 2009, 12:31:03 AM
Oh and Muscles thats fried BRAIN not fried CUNT you idiot!

If you kinda squint and turn your head sideways ...

Then they just look like brains with hands and feet, BUT TURNED ON THERE SIDE!!  :o
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Post by: Catalyst on August 22, 2009, 12:41:39 AM
You smoke too much hooch boyo.   ;D
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Post by: rulezy696 on August 22, 2009, 12:44:57 AM
You smoke too much hooch boyo.   ;D

So?
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Post by: schist on August 22, 2009, 12:47:32 AM
Oh and Muscles thats fried BRAIN not fried CUNT you idiot!

If you kinda squint and turn your head sideways ...

Then they just look like brains with hands and feet, BUT TURNED ON THERE SIDE!!  :o

Then you're not squinting hard enough.
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Post by: rulezy696 on August 22, 2009, 12:54:44 AM
I've had enough of this i'm off to practise my rudiments and get pissed.  And to the ones out there that reckon that my brain is fried or I smoke to much hooch, I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT YOU THINK (because you dont actually know!)

Now that i'm gone enjoy making fun of EACH OTHER's little mistakes!  This is definately the site if you want to talk shit and poke fun of other peoples minor indiscrepancies without getting your face kicked in because your sitting in the comfort of your own home in front of your computer and you think you can say whatever you want.

But let me tell you, every harsh comment is remembered about.  And no YOUR the gay cunt Mago_Haydz sitting behind your shitty littler computer in ur shitty little house telling everyone what you REALLY want to tell them in real life but have no balls to do so. PFFT NO RESPECT!  :headbang:
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Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 22, 2009, 01:53:11 AM

But let me tell you, every harsh comment is remembered about.  And no YOUR the gay cunt Mago_Haydz sitting behind your shitty littler computer in ur shitty little house telling everyone what you REALLY want to tell them in real life but have no balls to do so. PFFT NO RESPECT!  :headbang:

The irony here is out of this world. If you didnt take things so seriously, maybe you'd learn to have fun. Anyway, how the fuck do you know if I have balls or not?

oh, and your little "every harsh comment is remembered" - is that some sort of piss weak threat? Should I be scared?

See what crack does to you, kiddies? Its nasty stuff...   
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Post by: erecshyrinol on August 22, 2009, 02:25:17 AM
Can we just leave it already.
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Post by: Catalyst on August 22, 2009, 05:20:36 AM
Haydz, you smoke too much hooch boyo.   ;D
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Post by: Khariot_G on August 22, 2009, 05:58:42 AM
Can we just leave it already.

seconded.

for a fact i know that wasnt a threat, Mago. on the forums ur a nice guy, good taste in metal, and not an enemy of mine.
and i can back Mikey in the fact that he in fact does NOT smoke crack, coz i was there when we were packin our cones. so.

next thread please!  ;D
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Post by: Funeral Tormentor on August 22, 2009, 06:04:59 AM
Gav u smoke to much hooch too hahaha  :laugh:
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Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 22, 2009, 07:40:09 AM
Haydz, you smoke too much hooch boyo.   ;D

no such thing as too much ;)
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Post by: Catalyst on August 22, 2009, 08:03:26 AM
I thought so too, but then Mikey came along...

He smokes too much hooch boyo.   ;D
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Post by: rulezy696 on August 22, 2009, 04:18:02 PM
I was a victim of trolling:

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frazskillhouse.com%2Fpix%2Ftroll.jpg&hash=43a76f6bab584319e0fea60bc02647b29f872422)

;D
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Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 22, 2009, 04:24:18 PM
I was a victim of trolling:

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frazskillhouse.com%2Fpix%2Ftroll.jpg&hash=43a76f6bab584319e0fea60bc02647b29f872422)

;D


you woke up in a better mood. Good to see.
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Post by: rulezy696 on August 22, 2009, 06:06:37 PM
I was a victim of trolling:

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frazskillhouse.com%2Fpix%2Ftroll.jpg&hash=43a76f6bab584319e0fea60bc02647b29f872422)

;D


you woke up in a better mood. Good to see.

You woke up with no cock hanging between your two balls
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Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 22, 2009, 06:10:42 PM
as opposed to the 3 cocks, in varying shapes, sizes and species that you woke up with between your balls?
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Post by: rulezy696 on August 22, 2009, 06:54:20 PM
as opposed to the 3 cocks, in varying shapes, sizes and species that you woke up with between your balls?

As opposed to the several gay men that were respectively all doing different things to you were VERY suprised to find after you ripped off your sheets to get up and make some breakfast this morning
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Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 22, 2009, 06:57:23 PM
as opposed to the 3 cocks, in varying shapes, sizes and species that you woke up with between your balls?

As opposed to the several gay men that were respectively all doing different things to you were VERY suprised to find after you ripped off your sheets to get up and make some breakfast this morning

nah, see I remember things from the night before... I dont smoke crack :P
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Post by: Catalyst on August 22, 2009, 07:02:48 PM
Mikey my son, you weren't really a victim of trolling, you just don't get WF humour.   Nobody is victimising you, you just present an easy target for ripping on because:

1. You bite at everything and that is just more fuel on the fire.  Learn to let some shit slide, we all have had to.  

2. You are Mikey, crazy Mikey.  We all know you are nuts, deal with it.  It aint so bad, people think I'm nuts too, although I can't
    imagine why.  

3. Your posts are confused and unfocused and come across as schitzoid sometimes.  The internet is not face to face, so people
    use your posts as a window into your mind.  Diction is more important than you think, people make assessments based on
    that alone.  Look at Whammy, his posts are incomprehensible gibberish, so despite having met him and discovering that he
    is not, he will always be a retard to me because he writes like one.  It goes the other way too, I don't know if I have ever met
    Inge, but I like him based on his posts.  I have met Mago_Haydz only once, but I know enough about him to know that if he
    lived around here we would be good mates.  Eloise (Venismecha) can come across as a bitch online, but after sharing a spa
    and a chat with her I discovered she is absurdly likeable and not at all the way she appears.

   What I am trying to say is that it is natural for humans to take internet impressions (interpressions?) as gospel, so think
   before you press post and maybe you won't come across as a confused lemur.   ;D

4. You don't understand that the smileys, not the words, more often than not tell the true mood of a post.  
    "I'm going to murder you!  >:( "     has a completely different meaning to
    "I'm going to murder you!  :laugh: ",    or
    "I'm going to murder you!  :-[ ",   doesn't it?        

5. You don't know the people behind the nicknames, so you think you are being attacked randomly by strangers.  You aint, you
    are being assessed, dissected and examined by your peers.  We know where you live.   ;D  

6. You take things too literally, I doubt anyone here actually thinks you smoke crack.  Or could it be that you smoke so much
    crack that you forget that you smoke crack?. ;D  But there is no doubt that....

7. You smoke too much hooch boyo.   ;D
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Post by: Catalyst on August 22, 2009, 07:32:44 PM
After re-reading my last post it occurred to me to pre-empt the local wags and menton that Eloise and I were NOT alone in the spa.   ::)
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Post by: nihilist on August 22, 2009, 07:53:36 PM
That has to be the poorest exchange of insults I've ever seen by two people over the age of 12.

Jez anyone who smokes too much hooch isn't going to read all that. I sure didn't.
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Post by: Khariot_G on August 22, 2009, 08:16:23 PM
i was reading that and then i got distracted.........

hahahah nah good points Jez.
i personally find people here to be sicker fucks, yet fucking intelligent and not total cunts. the points above do not exist on perthbands.com, most people on there... goddammit.....!!!
 :headbang: WF is home. haha

did u haz buckit in spa!?!?!!?!  :laugh:
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Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 22, 2009, 08:59:14 PM

did u haz buckit in spa!?!?!!?!  :laugh:

never had one in a spa, but there have been pool incidents. Oh, and a dam we used to swim in as kids... a few dams probably.
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Post by: TnT on August 22, 2009, 11:14:43 PM

did u haz buckit in spa!?!?!!?!  :laugh:

never had one in a spa, but there have been pool incidents. Oh, and a dam we used to swim in as kids... a few dams probably.
Heh.. once I was up in Geraldton with a chick and we decided to break into the public swimming pools in the middle of the night. We used the pool to have buckets, then stripped off and went for a swim.  ;D
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Post by: Khariot_G on August 23, 2009, 12:49:32 AM
i remember buckits in a spa, and by the time we got out there was black resin tar stains on the walls of the spa. thoust hoochie lovers shuld know what this looks like  :laugh:
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Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 23, 2009, 01:13:23 AM
i remember buckits in a spa, and by the time we got out there was black resin tar stains on the walls of the spa. thoust hoochie lovers shuld know what this looks like  :laugh:

mmm.... I can almost smell it!

I gave up bongs and buckets about 6-7 years ago when the doctor told me (with x-rays) that the years of smoking too many bongs have caused my lungs to actually stretch and elongate about 2 inches in length because of the pressure it puts on your lungs... especially my favourite weapon of choice

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv143%2Fcachelot%2Fnew%2Fproducts_parts_six_shooter_black.jpg&hash=bd6df7ecd2054c28b9d11358e52bbdd537ff5203)

my record (after a fair amount of practice) was 4 cones pulled.... without breathing out. flame suck click, flame suck click, flame suck click, flame suck, exhale, exhale, exhale some more, maybe a little cough, sit the fuck down.
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Post by: Catalyst on August 23, 2009, 02:09:06 AM
Hahahaha I swear, to my eyes that said "flame suck dick, flame suck dick, flame suck dick...."

 ;D :laugh:
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Post by: rulezy696 on August 23, 2009, 02:10:30 AM
hails Jez... you enlighten me to this whole trolling fiasco and yeah that looked like "flame suck dick, flame suck dick" aswell.

I definately smoke to much hooch boyo...

EDIT - You know where I live Jez!?!?!?
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Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 23, 2009, 02:30:01 AM
Hahahaha I swear, to my eyes that said "flame suck dick, flame suck dick, flame suck dick...."

 ;D :laugh:

hahaha.... I know. I thought the same but wasnt sure if anyone else would notice.

Thats like a bloke that works a tradelink here. His name is Clinton. I always had write faxes requesting quotes, gear delivered to site etc. My hand writing is all caps.

HI CLINT - the L and I just seem to morph perfectly into a U. I was doing it for about 4 years before someone picked me up on it. 
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Post by: TnT on August 23, 2009, 02:38:47 AM
EDIT - You know where I live Jez!?!?!?
Of course he does mate, as we all do.. you sleep in the nearest ditch where you've driven your car don't ya?  ;D





As Jez said, it's just too easy and fun to wind you up.
 ;)
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Post by: Khariot_G on August 23, 2009, 02:54:27 AM
Hahahaha I swear, to my eyes that said "flame suck dick, flame suck dick, flame suck dick...."

 ;D :laugh:

HAHAHAHAHA  :rofl:
i swear my eyes said the same thing too and then i read your post hahaha!
that sixshooter looks killer...
no way... hopefully i dont get an elongated lung. more the scare of havin to stop conage!!!
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Post by: erecshyrinol on August 23, 2009, 03:25:20 AM
4. You don't understand that the smileys, not the words, more often than not tell the true mood of a post.  
    "I'm going to murder you!  >:( "     has a completely different meaning to
    "I'm going to murder you!  :laugh: ",    or
    "I'm going to murder you!  :-[ ",   doesn't it?        

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi267.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii309%2Fjohnc909%2F1238359738251.gif&hash=40630c27c07cf0d60ef972549871caefa8645522)
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Post by: Catalyst on August 23, 2009, 07:22:34 PM
hails Jez...
Again, you miss the point.  I want a lousy reputation score but I made the mistake of demanding people not to hail me.  They are hailing me out of hatred, not because they agree with anything I say. THAT is WF - and the internet in general - in a nutshell, a gaggle of incooperative human/gnu half-breeds with personal computers beaming their stupidity out into he world.  Aah, WF is better than most though, but still: "Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here."    :)
 
Quote
I definately smoke to much hooch boyo...
Yes. 
Yes you do.
But I like it because it makes you foolish. 
And that is just great.

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Post by: Catalyst on August 23, 2009, 10:17:04 PM
 An Ode to Mikey
By some old bastard.

"Mikey got his weed out and
he packed a massive cone
He lit it up and sucked like
Linda Lovelace on a bone

This smoke was just a bit too strong,
As he released the shoddy
he felt his mind unravel and
convolutions wrack his body

His ass disintergrated after
years of self-abuse,
He felt his penis shriveling
(but it never had much use).

His speech centre then shorted out
he lost the language arts
reduced communication
he could only speak in farts

And when his brain dissolved itself
and he could get no dumber
He had his last coherant thought:
"Think I'll become a drummer"

 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: TnT on August 24, 2009, 05:33:19 AM
An Ode to Mikey
By some old bastard.

"Mikey got his weed out and
he packed a massive cone
He lit it up and sucked like
Linda Lovelace on a bone

This smoke was just a bit too strong,
As he released the shoddy
he felt his mind unravel and
convolutions wrack his body

His ass disintergrated after
years of self-abuse,
He felt his penis shriveling
(but it never had much use).

His speech centre then shorted out
he lost the language arts
reduced communication
he could only speak in farts

And when his brain dissolved itself
and he could get no dumber
He had his last coherant thought:
"Think I'll become a drummer"

 ;D ;D ;D

:rofl:
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Post by: schist on August 25, 2009, 06:09:53 AM
I like Whammy based on his posts
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Post by: littlewing on August 25, 2009, 07:39:43 AM
he will always be a retard to me because he writes like one.  


This made me laugh  :D
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Post by: Catalyst on August 25, 2009, 07:48:18 AM
When are you coming back to Perth Trease?
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Post by: littlewing on August 25, 2009, 07:52:19 AM
When are you coming back to Perth Trease?

Probably October, as the job I'm at currently will finish up Sept 24th. However if I find some more work (which is highly unlikely) I may stay until December. I can never make up my effing mind...
Hopefully I'll see ya at a gig soon! :-D
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Post by: farthing wheel on September 07, 2009, 10:42:22 AM
aluminium bat