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Battlezone => The Frontline => Topic started by: JohnnyC on August 13, 2009, 06:04:53 PM
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im trying to push the boundary in my group of so called "prankster" friends...
looking for pranks that are bordering on evil (but not life ruining/committing crimes) on said "prankster" "friends"
along the lines of ...say filling up a wheeley bin with water and leaning it on someones front door (already done)
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filling up an inflatable pool indoors with concrete, letting it set and removing pool...leaving a slab of concrete that wont fit/be a hassle to get through doorway (not done yet)
im going up against some pranking vets here,so i need to bring some major, outta left field, A++++++++++++++ Game to these boys
karmas a bitch and its payback time...
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buy a container of king worms from a decent pet store like the one on great eastern hwy, sneak into the enemy's bedroom, unzip their pillow case, pour in the king worms. they'll settle in there after about 10 mins but when the enemy goes to bed and disturbs them again they'll wriggle round like giant worms. great for female enemies like sisters! :angel:
Don't know what king worms are? I feed them to my western bearded dragon, this is what they look like:
(http://th00.deviantart.net/fs48/300W/i/2009/174/3/f/King_Worms_Stock_25_by_hatestock.jpg)
YUM XD
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Just throw Molotov cocktails at them/their loved ones, aim for the face.
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I nicked my mates keys once, got into his car and opened up the dashboard vents and put slices of fish in there. Hid one under the seat too so after the car started to stink like death he could find it and think the problem was gone.
That car smelt rotten for a week before he got his dogs to track where the stench was coming from.
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Know your enemy! find out what they fear most! mwhahahaa
I'm not allowed to pull pranks on my mum anymore because she has a heart condition but when I was about 9 I took an empty coffee jar got the label off, took a photo of her holding me as a new born and put it in the jar facing outward so she could see it, then put a sort of midsized black spider from the garden inside and wrapped it up win xmas wrapping with a few air holes at the top. Xmas morning came along and she unwrapped it, saw the photo and went to take it out of the sticky dirty jar and BAM! AAAAAH! *jar hits the ground.. spider crawls out n goes behind the tree* I was the only one daring enough to take anything out from under the tree for ages, my mum and 2 sisters kept a distance and weren't too pleased XD
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I nicked my mates keys once, got into his car and opened up the dashboard vents and put slices of fish in there. Hid one under the seat too so after the car started to stink like death he could find it and think the problem was gone.
That car smelt rotten for a week before he got his dogs to track where the stench was coming from.
man thats too wierd, me and some work mates did the same thing years ago to a guys van at work.
he used to leave it in the yard and always use the work vehicles as much as possible, he was a hell cheap ass and a pain in one.
we pulled out his aircon vents and shoved the remains of a fish right down in there. good stuff. i left a week later and he still hadnt driven it yet.
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me and my mates were sitting on our front verandah, and one of the dudes we lived with wasnt home, and was always the brunt of the jokes. I was 17, my mate was 23 and the poor dude we picked on was 30. This sunny afternoon in Greenbushes, a kangaroo jumped across our front yard and just stood there. We walked up to it, and my 23yo mate, who is quite big and strong, grabbed this roo in a headlock. It wasnt the biggest roo in the world.... probably about 4 1/2 foot tall. Fucking strong though. As I ran to get some rope so we could put a leash on it, it threw my mate off him and jumped away.... the plan was to put the roo in the 30yo dudes room and let it trash it, so when he got home and opened the door it would be a mighty pissed off animal and bound out at him... since the roo jumped away, we decided, through drunken brains, that the best thing to do now would just be to trash his room ourselves. not quite the same, but the thought was there. We turned his bed on its side, threw his chest of drawers on the ground, which managed to crush a couple of boxes.... after hearing a few glassy type things breaking, we figured that was probably enough. He wasnt too happy... though not at all surprised.
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Haha thats more mindless vandalism than pranking tho isnt it? :P
A (simple) funny and harmless one i used to pull on my dad was to grind up match heads and then empty 1/3 of a cigarette of its tobacco. You then would put the fine sulphur dust (from the match heads) inside the ciggie and then pad it back down with most of the remanent tobacco so it looked a BIT crumpled but otherwise unadulterated.
Was so fucking funny when he lit the smoke, took one or two puffs as per normal and then the end of the smoke went up in a bright pinkish flash as the sulphur went up ..... still remember the sound "phhhhhhhshhtttt"!!! ;D
i stopped doing it when my old man complained that a direct "hit" of sulphur smoke "burned" his lungs tho heh heh heh heh :P
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my mate had his entire car filled with bean bag beans....a year later...still finding them in there..
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Haha thats more mindless vandalism than pranking tho isnt it? :P
A (simple) funny and harmless one i used to pull on my dad was to grind up match heads and then empty 1/3 of a cigarette of its tobacco. You then would put the fine sulphur dust (from the match heads) inside the ciggie and then pad it back down with most of the remanent tobacco so it looked a BIT crumpled but otherwise unadulterated.
Was so fucking funny when he lit the smoke, took one or two puffs as per normal and then the end of the smoke went up in a bright pinkish flash as the sulphur went up ..... still remember the sound "phhhhhhhshhtttt"!!! ;D
i stopped doing it when my old man complained that a direct "hit" of sulphur smoke "burned" his lungs tho heh heh heh heh :P
ever smoked a bucket using a sparkler instead of a lighter? yeah.... dont :sick:
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Wait til your mate passes out then cling wrap him to his bed.
Alternatively, do the same to his car.
And if you wana get into the gross end of things, fiddle with the toilet and reverse the cistern(i think its called, duno im not a toilet mechanic) so when he flushes a whole bunch of rancid old shit will flood into the bowl. Or you could just lay a turd in the resevoir and the same effect will happen.
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Haha thats more mindless vandalism than pranking tho isnt it? :P
A (simple) funny and harmless one i used to pull on my dad was to grind up match heads and then empty 1/3 of a cigarette of its tobacco. You then would put the fine sulphur dust (from the match heads) inside the ciggie and then pad it back down with most of the remanent tobacco so it looked a BIT crumpled but otherwise unadulterated.
Was so fucking funny when he lit the smoke, took one or two puffs as per normal and then the end of the smoke went up in a bright pinkish flash as the sulphur went up ..... still remember the sound "phhhhhhhshhtttt"!!! ;D
i stopped doing it when my old man complained that a direct "hit" of sulphur smoke "burned" his lungs tho heh heh heh heh :P
ever smoked a bucket using a sparkler instead of a lighter? yeah.... dont :sick:
:o thats a new one. dont ever light a cone with a camping lighter the flame is like 2000C (used for lighting wet wood) and the butane makes your head go all gooey inside :sick:
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i stopped doing it when my old man complained that a direct "hit" of sulphur smoke "burned" his lungs tho heh heh heh heh :P
Haha, that line just made me laugh out loud. (Not 'LOL' cos I'm not a faggot.) :rofl:
What about that great prank your grandad did on your mum, by incinerating her cat's litter of kittens and then wringing the neck of said cat and cooking it up in a stew... ahhh, good times. ;D
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One that always goes down well in a house full of long-haired metalheads. Surprising how wound up people get over this actually (including me).
Glitter in their shampoo bottle.
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One that always goes down well in a house full of long-haired metalheads. Surprising how wound up people get over this actually (including me).
Glitter in their shampoo bottle.
Holy crap I'm so doing that.
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Wait til your mate passes out then cling wrap him to his bed.
Alternatively, do the same to his car.
And if you wana get into the gross end of things, fiddle with the toilet and reverse the cistern(i think its called, duno im not a toilet mechanic) so when he flushes a whole bunch of rancid old shit will flood into the bowl. Or you could just lay a turd in the resevoir and the same effect will happen.
:rofl: :rofl:
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You could shit in a bag and leave it in the shower....
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Wait til they are asleep and Superglue their fingers to the inside of coffee mugs and their mobile phone between their shoulderblades. Call them, watch the chaos infold.
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Cum in the handsoap
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now see that's going to far! :laugh:
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Scalding someone with boiling oil while they sleep is too far
Ejaculate is harmless (and nutritious)
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One that always goes down well in a house full of long-haired metalheads. Surprising how wound up people get over this actually (including me).
Glitter in their shampoo bottle.
Holy crap I'm so doing that.
fucking ditto!!!
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im trying to push the boundary in my group of so called "prankster" friends...
looking for pranks that are bordering on evil (but not life ruining/committing crimes) on said "prankster" "friends"
along the lines of ...say filling up a wheeley bin with water and leaning it on someones front door (already done)
and
filling up an inflatable pool indoors with concrete, letting it set and removing pool...leaving a slab of concrete that wont fit/be a hassle to get through doorway (not done yet)
im going up against some pranking vets here,so i need to bring some major, outta left field, A++++++++++++++ Game to these boys
karmas a bitch and its payback time...
if any of them are smokers a good thing to do (which happened to me) is to prick their smokes with a pin through every one of them and see how long it takes before they realise why its so hard to take a drag
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I knew a bloke who worked at a timber mill, in the pine section. For some reason, whether it was planned or not I dont know, but 80% of the pine section were churchy fucks. The Jarrah/Karri side wasnt. Not sure what the story is there, but regardless, this guy was one of the 20% that worked in the pine side and wasnt a churchy.... quite the opposite... he cooked up a really nice cake and decided it would be nice to treat his work crew with something tasty for morning smoko.... he neglected to tell them about the copious amounts of mull he had infused into said cake. I dont think I need to tell you how much pine got processed that day. He also didnt have a job the next day. Still, a cool trick. Just wish I was there for smoko.
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a good one that grosses out the chicks especially is putting a "picnic" bar in the toilet.
its looks funny as fuck, especially if it melts a bit in yer back pocket first.
I did it at girls 21st once and a chick walked into the toilet and you hear this "oh my god!" and all the girls were in there trying to break it up with the dunny brush. i fuckn cacked myself till i nearly died.
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Or you know, you could just lay a double/triple flusher and leave it
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a good one that grosses out the chicks especially is putting a "picnic" bar in the toilet.
its looks funny as fuck, especially if it melts a bit in yer back pocket first.
I did it at girls 21st once and a chick walked into the toilet and you hear this "oh my god!" and all the girls were in there trying to break it up with the dunny brush. i fuckn cacked myself till i nearly died.
HAHAHAHA.... a "nard" in the bottom of the bowl at parties is always a laff and a half ;D
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When I was still working/living in NYC, we had a big shrink-wrapping machine for shrinkwrapping drums.
While one of our colleagues was away on a job in another state - and had left his car in the yard where we kept the empty drums - we shrink wrapped it; and when he got back to the city at 6pm on the friday, he had to spend about an hour cutting his car out of the wrap before he could drive home.
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reading all these posts makes me realise how fucking boring my life has been :rofl:
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a banana up the exhaust pipe, (and by that i mean automoblie and not someones clacker), is also a good one, the car still runs, but like a bucket of shit.
Its not like a potato where it you cant start it, thought there's some good'n's with the potato too, but that can fuck the exhaust right up.
while im on it, a washing up glove taped onto the exhaust pipe with gaffa or duct is absolutely a fuckn laugh, esepecially if yer half cut.
you wont believe how much its inflates before blowing. its really fuckn hilarious.
Now where's those gloves? :hmm:
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a banana up the exhaust pipe, (and by that i mean automoblie and not someones clacker), is also a good one, the car still runs, but like a bucket of shit.
Its not like a potato where it you cant start it, thought there's some good'n's with the potato too, but that can fuck the exhaust right up.
while im on it, a washing up glove taped onto the exhaust pipe with gaffa or duct is absolutely a fuckn laugh, esepecially if yer half cut.
you wont believe how much its inflates before blowing. its really fuckn hilarious.
Now where's those gloves? :hmm:
sugar in the petrol tank... best way to silently kill an engine, and by kill I mean, for good.
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a banana up the exhaust pipe, (and by that i mean automoblie and not someones clacker), is also a good one, the car still runs, but like a bucket of shit.
Its not like a potato where it you cant start it, thought there's some good'n's with the potato too, but that can fuck the exhaust right up.
(http://www.seeing-stars.com/locations/BeverlyHillsCop/Banana.jpg)
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a banana up the exhaust pipe, (and by that i mean automoblie and not someones clacker), is also a good one, the car still runs, but like a bucket of shit.
Its not like a potato where it you cant start it, thought there's some good'n's with the potato too, but that can fuck the exhaust right up.
(http://www.seeing-stars.com/locations/BeverlyHillsCop/Banana.jpg)
Eddieeeeee!
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a banana up the exhaust pipe, (and by that i mean automoblie and not someones clacker), is also a good one, the car still runs, but like a bucket of shit.
Its not like a potato where it you cant start it, thought there's some good'n's with the potato too, but that can fuck the exhaust right up.
while im on it, a washing up glove taped onto the exhaust pipe with gaffa or duct is absolutely a fuckn laugh, esepecially if yer half cut.
you wont believe how much its inflates before blowing. its really fuckn hilarious.
Now where's those gloves? :hmm:
sugar in the petrol tank... best way to silently kill an engine, and by kill I mean, for good.
i heard saw dust does the same thing
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sugar in the petrol tank... best way to silently kill an engine, and by kill I mean, for good.
When I was real little I had seen or heard about people putting sugar in petrol tanks but I didn't quite get it or know why.. so I thought I'd try it and find out, not as a prank, just because I was a curious kid.. heh.. My parents had inherited this old VW kombi van, so it wasn't a main mode of transport or anything, but I poured some lemonade into the petrol tank - didn't seem to do anything. So then I tried the sugar thing and again, no effect. We had that thing for years more and it just kept ticking. Those germans know how to make machinery.
if any of them are smokers a good thing to do (which happened to me) is to prick their smokes with a pin through every one of them and see how long it takes before they realise why its so hard to take a drag
Heh, a smoking related prank we did to a mate once (I'm sure it was pay back for something but can't remember) was that we got one of his ciggies when he wasn't in the room and another mate dropped his dacks and stuck it between his butt cheeks as if his bum was taking a drag, and we got a photo of it. Then put the cigarette back in the pack and left it. We were all getting pissed and of course that mate was smoking like a chimney, so we waited til he went through the whole pack and then lost it laughing. At which point we showed him the photo and then the other jokes started.. "Hey heff, can I BUM a smoke?" :rofl:
We also took a photo of him smoking the last one and later on I made an animation which morphed between him having a drag and the photo of the smoke between the cheeks.. hahah.. naturally he was pretty dark.
His attempt at revenge was when we were at the pub once, one of the other mates involved went to the toilet and he flopped his dick out and dipped it in the other mates beer. I covertly let the other mate know though, so he didn't end up drinking it - that was just so I knew he'd have my back as well. 8)
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a snapped off match head pushed inside the ciggie is funny too, as you can imagine.
just pull out a little tobacco and slide it in there, and then put some baccy back in over the top of it.
its a blast.:blowup:
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if any of them are smokers a good thing to do (which happened to me) is to prick their smokes with a pin through every one of them and see how long it takes before they realise why its so hard to take a drag
Heh, a smoking related prank we did to a mate once (I'm sure it was pay back for something but can't remember) was that we got one of his ciggies when he wasn't in the room and another mate dropped his dacks and stuck it between his butt cheeks as if his bum was taking a drag, and we got a photo of it. Then put the cigarette back in the pack and left it. We were all getting pissed and of course that mate was smoking like a chimney, so we waited til he went through the whole pack and then lost it laughing. At which point we showed him the photo and then the other jokes started.. "Hey heff, can I BUM a smoke?" :rofl:
We also took a photo of him smoking the last one and later on I made an animation which morphed between him having a drag and the photo of the smoke between the cheeks.. hahah.. naturally he was pretty dark.
His attempt at revenge was when we were at the pub once, one of the other mates involved went to the toilet and he flopped his dick out and dipped it in the other mates beer. I covertly let the other mate know though, so he didn't end up drinking it - that was just so I knew he'd have my back as well. 8)
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...went for some head it seems
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sugar in the petrol tank... best way to silently kill an engine, and by kill I mean, for good.
Me and my brother did that to someone once. This guy made some big problems for my family so we put a family heirloom (the car) out of business forever. Payback is a bitch.
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http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp
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way to much thought been put into that...
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http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp
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interesting. Basically all I got out of that essay was that sugar doesnt work, but cement just may...
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along the lines of ...say filling up a wheeley bin with water and leaning it on someones front door (already done)
Haha, that was going to be my first suggestion, because I love that youtube video... man that guy rages hard... I think his neighbours may have been more pissed off than him in the end.
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This is more specific, but for my mate's 21st we got a cigar tin (cigar was already smoked) and filled it with sand and wrapped that shit up in Princess Ariel pink wallpaper.
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http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp
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interesting. Basically all I got out of that essay was that sugar doesnt work, but cement just may...
yeah just driving it off a bridge might too... :hmm:
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I will burn his car to shit.
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whats funny is an old 1980 vw comby, being driven or pushed, whichever by a hippy, catches fire and proceeds to melt and you can watch from your workspace!
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The diet coke and mentos bomb always wins if you dont mind some mess - proof below and instructions!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmBY5CUTLvc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmBY5CUTLvc)
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Hahaha shit! I know a certain diabetic who is getting this treatment very soon.
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if any of them are smokers a good thing to do (which happened to me) is to prick their smokes with a pin through every one of them and see how long it takes before they realise why its so hard to take a drag
Heh, a smoking related prank we did to a mate once (I'm sure it was pay back for something but can't remember) was that we got one of his ciggies when he wasn't in the room and another mate dropped his dacks and stuck it between his butt cheeks as if his bum was taking a drag, and we got a photo of it. Then put the cigarette back in the pack and left it. We were all getting pissed and of course that mate was smoking like a chimney, so we waited til he went through the whole pack and then lost it laughing. At which point we showed him the photo and then the other jokes started.. "Hey heff, can I BUM a smoke?" :rofl:
We also took a photo of him smoking the last one and later on I made an animation which morphed between him having a drag and the photo of the smoke between the cheeks.. hahah.. naturally he was pretty dark.
His attempt at revenge was when we were at the pub once, one of the other mates involved went to the toilet and he flopped his dick out and dipped it in the other mates beer. I covertly let the other mate know though, so he didn't end up drinking it - that was just so I knew he'd have my back as well. 8)
thats pure evil, if my friends were anymore inventive like yours i would off been destroyed
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if any of them are smokers a good thing to do (which happened to me) is to prick their smokes with a pin through every one of them and see how long it takes before they realise why its so hard to take a drag
Heh, a smoking related prank we did to a mate once (I'm sure it was pay back for something but can't remember) was that we got one of his ciggies when he wasn't in the room and another mate dropped his dacks and stuck it between his butt cheeks as if his bum was taking a drag, and we got a photo of it. Then put the cigarette back in the pack and left it. We were all getting pissed and of course that mate was smoking like a chimney, so we waited til he went through the whole pack and then lost it laughing. At which point we showed him the photo and then the other jokes started.. "Hey heff, can I BUM a smoke?" :rofl:
We also took a photo of him smoking the last one and later on I made an animation which morphed between him having a drag and the photo of the smoke between the cheeks.. hahah.. naturally he was pretty dark.
His attempt at revenge was when we were at the pub once, one of the other mates involved went to the toilet and he flopped his dick out and dipped it in the other mates beer. I covertly let the other mate know though, so he didn't end up drinking it - that was just so I knew he'd have my back as well. 8)
thats pure evil, if my friends were anymore inventive like yours i would off been destroyed
How the fuck do you know that someone hasn't dicked your beer?
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I take mine with me wherever I go, so unless they did it at the brewery I think I'm safe.
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Someone 'dicked' a guys chocmilk at work once. At the same place a guy got fired for pissing in the water cooler. Even the management had been drinking it for about two weeks before he got caught out.
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the sister i don't get along with was parked out front my parent's place today, saw it on my way past n noticed the window was left down a few inches and was soooo tempted to get a shovel n throw some dog crap in there XD
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only a temptation?
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the sister i don't get along with was parked out front my parent's place today, saw it on my way past n noticed the window was left down a few inches and was soooo tempted to get a shovel n throw some dog crap in there XD
Rebel Rebel!
I almost gave someone the finger once. Ooh er. I was this close!
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seen a workmate fill up another guys water bottle with toilet water, guess if you're the company arsehole you shouldn't leave your stuff at work when the nightshift is in
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the sister i don't get along with was parked out front my parent's place today, saw it on my way past n noticed the window was left down a few inches and was soooo tempted to get a shovel n throw some dog crap in there XD
A neighbour had been giving me and my brothers a bit of grief for doing burnouts in our driveway so one drunken walk home i noticed she left her drivers side window open, and i had a piss on board that could sink a submarine. Needless to say her steering wheel and seat were well wet and sticky in the morning.
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the sister i don't get along with was parked out front my parent's place today, saw it on my way past n noticed the window was left down a few inches and was soooo tempted to get a shovel n throw some dog crap in there XD
A neighbour had been giving me and my brothers a bit of grief for doing burnouts in our driveway so one drunken walk home i noticed she left her drivers side window open, and i had a piss on board that could sink a submarine. Needless to say her steering wheel and seat were well wet and sticky in the morning.
Ahahaha... the bitch deserved it! Everyone has the right to smoke up on their own driveway! She's just lucky it wasnt on hers!
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the sister i don't get along with was parked out front my parent's place today, saw it on my way past n noticed the window was left down a few inches and was soooo tempted to get a shovel n throw some dog crap in there XD
Hahah
So you just wedged the shit up under her door handle instead? ;)
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mmm, well im getting on the piss on sat, and my mate suggested we make a spudgun.
Of course i agreed, so maybe i might have some news on practical joke disasters and/or arrests during the week when, and if, i get out.
not entirely sure how im gonna make it just yet though. i have a welder and a nice piece of 75mm stainless pipe for the job.
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haha. no i was in the car being driven to go get some junk food for dinner. she was gone by the time we got back. next chance i get I'll do it though :D my dog will find his purpose in life no matter how evil it it. haha.
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mmm, well im getting on the piss on sat, and my mate suggested we make a spudgun.
Of course i agreed, so maybe i might have some news on practical joke disasters and/or arrests during the week when, and if, i get out.
not entirely sure how im gonna make it just yet though. i have a welder and a nice piece of 75mm stainless pipe for the job.
PVC pipe makes great spud cannons. Which variety were you going for? Air compression or propellant?
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propellant ones give it one hell of kick
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Well if you pump enough compressed air into the air compression one they go pretty fuckin far. I remember had one up to around 200 psi and it cleared a footy field.
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last one we had was pvc pipe too. and we had one o those bbq lighters that had run outa gas so we pulled it appart and attached the spark to our spud gun. we have targets at the end of our yard for archery practice so we were taking turns trying to get a bulls eye and slowly demolishing the target boxes ha ha!
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I was at some party once and they had a spudgun, but they'd launch rubber dildos and such at the near by video store.
;D
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I was at some party once and they had a spudgun, but they'd launch rubber dildos and such at the near by video store.
;D
thats some expensive fodder!
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mmm, well im getting on the piss on sat, and my mate suggested we make a spudgun.
Of course i agreed, so maybe i might have some news on practical joke disasters and/or arrests during the week when, and if, i get out.
not entirely sure how im gonna make it just yet though. i have a welder and a nice piece of 75mm stainless pipe for the job.
PVC pipe makes great spud cannons. Which variety were you going for? Air compression or propellant?
was gonna go the propellant version. i got a peice of s/s pipe but i thing its a little to short. its about a metre long. i think they use longer tube for pvc ones because they cant handle the pressure if its too short and will explode.
i was just gonna make up a little gas hold and use a bbq gun.
what im a little unsure of is, obviously you gotta drill a hole in the gas chamber to stick the lighter in, but not sure about the kick back when its lit.
wouldnt it just blow the the thing out and possibly burn yer hand?
does it have to be really shoved hard in there?
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silicone is handy. we used loads of it on our last spud gn. just gotta be patient and let it dry. that's the hard pert.
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silicone is handy. we used loads of it on our last spud gn. just gotta be patient and let it dry. that's the hard pert.
so you glued your lighter in with silicone?
Might as well i guess, well im sure as ass not holding it.
potatoes ahoy!!!!!
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yeah. we pulled the lighter appart and set it up inside with the button on the side, let it all dry n bang. bunnings sell screw on lids that fit the pvc piping btw ;) plumbing isle i think it was.
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mmm, well im getting on the piss on sat, and my mate suggested we make a spudgun.
Of course i agreed, so maybe i might have some news on practical joke disasters and/or arrests during the week when, and if, i get out.
not entirely sure how im gonna make it just yet though. i have a welder and a nice piece of 75mm stainless pipe for the job.
PVC pipe makes great spud cannons. Which variety were you going for? Air compression or propellant?
was gonna go the propellant version. i got a peice of s/s pipe but i thing its a little to short. its about a metre long. i think they use longer tube for pvc ones because they cant handle the pressure if its too short and will explode.
i was just gonna make up a little gas hold and use a bbq gun.
what im a little unsure of is, obviously you gotta drill a hole in the gas chamber to stick the lighter in, but not sure about the kick back when its lit.
wouldnt it just blow the the thing out and possibly burn yer hand?
does it have to be really shoved hard in there?
The projectile only really needs to block the opening between the gas chamber (which doesnt have to be big) and the barrel (about a metre or so long should do). As for kickback, i spose if you have the strength of a toddler it might knock you off your feet but otherwise its pretty minimal. Also when you spray in the propellant you only really need a quick squirt of whatever your using, theres a certain Air:Propellant ratio that will fire but otherwise you wont get nada. If you spray too much in and it doesnt ignite, let it settle for a minute or so.
Good huntin'
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well the barrel doesn't need to be that long (no sexual puns)
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Spud Guns.. I remember doing that in year 10. Well you kids have fun now and don't hurt yourself..
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Here's a great one for the more daring prankster: Get the person you want to pranks phone number, dial it, and when they answer... JUST HANG UP! :rofl:
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Here's a great one for the more daring prankster: Get the person you want to pranks phone number, dial it, and when they answer... JUST HANG UP! :rofl:
HEH HEH HEH..... an oldie but a goodie. Can be supplemented by drunkenly shouting "WAR FOR TERRITORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" down the line seconds before hanging up! ;D
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haha the ol prank call http://video.google.com.au/videosearch?hl=en&source=hp&q=beavis%20and%20butthead%20knock%20and%20run&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv# (http://video.google.com.au/videosearch?hl=en&source=hp&q=beavis%20and%20butthead%20knock%20and%20run&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#)
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mmm, well im getting on the piss on sat, and my mate suggested we make a spudgun.
Of course i agreed, so maybe i might have some news on practical joke disasters and/or arrests during the week when, and if, i get out.
not entirely sure how im gonna make it just yet though. i have a welder and a nice piece of 75mm stainless pipe for the job.
PVC pipe makes great spud cannons. Which variety were you going for? Air compression or propellant?
by kick back i meant blowing the lighter out of its hole, i'll figure it out. i'll just weld the cunt in there. lol.
was gonna go the propellant version. i got a peice of s/s pipe but i thing its a little to short. its about a metre long. i think they use longer tube for pvc ones because they cant handle the pressure if its too short and will explode.
i was just gonna make up a little gas hold and use a bbq gun.
what im a little unsure of is, obviously you gotta drill a hole in the gas chamber to stick the lighter in, but not sure about the kick back when its lit.
wouldnt it just blow the the thing out and possibly burn yer hand?
does it have to be really shoved hard in there?
The projectile only really needs to block the opening between the gas chamber (which doesnt have to be big) and the barrel (about a metre or so long should do). As for kickback, i spose if you have the strength of a toddler it might knock you off your feet but otherwise its pretty minimal. Also when you spray in the propellant you only really need a quick squirt of whatever your using, theres a certain Air:Propellant ratio that will fire but otherwise you wont get nada. If you spray too much in and it doesnt ignite, let it settle for a minute or so.
Good huntin'
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Here's one my friend picked up in Norway:
Don't shower for at least three days. Put hand down pants and thoroughly fondle testicles and helmet. Now, vigorously rub your palm and fingers in your mates face, focusing mainly on the mouth/nose region.
Really funny!! :laugh:
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I used to put stuff in people's shoes when I was little. great fun. worms, rocks, honey, sand, paint, anything er... tactile.. gets a good reaction.
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I used to put stuff in people's drinks when I was younger. great fun. Flunitrazepam , .Temazepam ,Midazolam shit like that. gets a good reaction.
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I used to put stuff in people's shoes when I was little. great fun. worms, rocks, honey, sand, paint, anything er... tactile.. gets a good reaction.
Thumbtacks.
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I used to put stuff in people's shoes when I was little. great fun. worms, rocks, honey, sand, paint, anything er... tactile.. gets a good reaction.
I know this guy who will give you $50 to let him stuff "something" ...er... tactile.. in YOUR shoe for 2 minutes (but only if you are still wearing it at the time!!!!).
;D
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One a mate did to his brother when we were kids.. put vegemite on his lips while he was asleep. Apparently it "burns", or at least the salt content would dry them out something cruel.
The bonus is it makes them look like they've been sucking bum.
;D
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:laugh: dirty sanchez
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Calling out "I got it" when any of the Baltimore Orioles outfield are trying to catch a fly-ball is always good for a chuckle :laugh:
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Calling out "I got it" when any of the Baltimore Orioles outfield are trying to catch a fly-ball is always good for a chuckle :laugh:
how the fuck would you know? They werent called the Orioles, nor were they even in Baltimore til long after you died!
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this guy is another Harold Houdini cyber-character is he?! awesome
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Calling out "I got it" when any of the Baltimore Orioles outfield are trying to catch a fly-ball is always good for a chuckle :laugh:
how the fuck would you know? They werent called the Orioles, nor were they even in Baltimore til long after you died!
For the umpteenth time, I haunt Yankee Stadium! How else would I be so up-to-date with the MLB?
Pay attention next time 8)
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I used to put stuff in people's drinks when I was younger. great fun. Flunitrazepam , .Temazepam ,Midazolam shit like that. gets a good reaction.
:rofl:
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Well if you pump enough compressed air into the air compression one they go pretty fuckin far. I remember had one up to around 200 psi and it cleared a footy field.
Yup... i've built/own both compression and propellant based types, and a half decent compressed air cannon will always come out on top, and they're more reliable. PVC does the trick fine... first one I built for a physics project, a fairly large but portable one, could shoot a golfball out of sight at 60 psi. I built a small-calibre sniper rifle style for a friend, and it was fucking deadly... at 80 psi with a glass marble, it put a small hole in the side of a metal truck compartment wall. Not that I condoned, nor was I present, it managed to send marbles and AA batteries through sets of car and payphone windows at a mere 40-50 psi from 10 or so metres away... considering the max pressure rating for the pipe, from memory, was 240 something psi (but I'd never run them above 120), a well build air cannon packs a lot of punch, typically more than a propellant cannon of similar size, minus all the extra noise, reliability, and cleaning issues.
I can highly recommend investing the extra time/money into using a solenoid valve firing mechanism, rather than a ball valve. Faster air release, and you can even mod solenoids to work without electricity.
All this is getting me in the mood to bring my beast back into commission (it's been years since I've used it, so I'd wanna completely replace all the air chamber piping, keeping my kick-ass modified solenoid).
EDIT: As far as sealing in a BBQ lighter or spark plug for propellant based cannons, or sealing a tyre valve for a compressed air cannon... use epoxy/Araldite!
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Well if you pump enough compressed air into the air compression one they go pretty fuckin far. I remember had one up to around 200 psi and it cleared a footy field.
Yup... i've built/own both compression and propellant based types, and a half decent compressed air cannon will always come out on top, and they're more reliable. PVC does the trick fine... first one I built for a physics project, a fairly large but portable one, could shoot a golfball out of sight at 60 psi. I built a small-calibre sniper rifle style for a friend, and it was fucking deadly... at 80 psi with a glass marble, it put a small hole in the side of a metal truck compartment wall. Not that I condoned, nor was I present, it managed to send marbles and AA batteries through sets of car and payphone windows at a mere 40-50 psi from 10 or so metres away... considering the max pressure rating for the pipe, from memory, was 240 something psi (but I'd never run them above 120), a well build air cannon packs a lot of punch, typically more than a propellant cannon of similar size, minus all the extra noise, reliability, and cleaning issues.
I can highly recommend investing the extra time/money into using a solenoid valve firing mechanism, rather than a ball valve. Faster air release, and you can even mod solenoids to work without electricity.
All this is getting me in the mood to bring my beast back into commission (it's been years since I've used it, so I'd wanna completely replace all the air chamber piping, keeping my kick-ass modified solenoid).
EDIT: As far as sealing in a BBQ lighter or spark plug for propellant based cannons, or sealing a tyre valve for a compressed air cannon... use epoxy/Araldite!
this thread has been really good for ideas, dparker, yours sounds pretty cool, dunno why i dint think of a solenoid. im not gonna go too techy with this at first, being on the piss and all i might go a little too stupid with the power.
Im thinking, the 75mm S/S tube, with a gas chamber welded to it, and then some sort of firing mech added. should be good.
I guess i can make the gas chamber a little bigger considering its gonna be steel and welded.
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Whatever happened to the good old innocent
(http://www.neatstuff.net/guns/spud-gun.jpg)
;D
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those things were awesome! hahaha seems they are pretty damn cheap on ebay too. Roughly $7 plus postage.
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needs modding ;D
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Whatever happened to the good old innocent
(http://www.neatstuff.net/guns/spud-gun.jpg)
;D
Do they come in a 1m barrel length, 40mm bore variety?
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Weak.
Here's mine:
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/tnt666/random/spudtank.jpg)
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Weak.
Here's mine:
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/tnt666/random/spudtank.jpg)
:rofl: :rofl: noice
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enlighten me...wtf is that?!
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Weak.
Here's mine:
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/tnt666/random/spudtank.jpg)
Lol, back in highschool, my mates actually tried building a spudgun tank... no-one could be fucked with it anymore by the time it was just wheels and a body though.
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Weak.
Here's mine:
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/tnt666/random/spudtank.jpg)
Lol, back in highschool, my mates actually tried building a spudgun tank... no-one could be fucked with it anymore by the time it was just wheels and a body though.
we played spud gun cricket using pvc pipe, deoderent and a BBQ lighter as the bowler
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enlighten me...wtf is that?!
It's a spudgun tank.. oldschool.
Gotta tell ya though, it's a bitch to reload. :P
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thats not a spud gun, THIS is a spud gun... (http://www.geocities.com/godforgnomes/Huge_spud_gun.jpg)
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mad cunt!
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mad cunt!
u can tell he's a yank
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JUST remembered a good one i pulled when i was about 14.
Mum n dad are addicted to having 20 cups o coffee a day and used to keep getting me to make them and one day, the sugar jar was empty and they wanted me to go to the shop round the corner and get more so i went. bought chocolate, came back and filled the jar with salt instead. only grounded for about a week. easily worth it and the idiots don't seem to realise I LIKe staying in my room 24/7! mwhahaha
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Yeah, this one time my parents wanted me to clean my room and I was all like "No way man, this is bullshit, noone understands me!" then I threatened to kill myself if they didn't buy me a Mercedes.
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Yeah, this one time my parents wanted me to clean my room and I was all like "No way man, this is bullshit, noone understands me!" then I threatened to kill myself if they didn't buy me a Mercedes.
tell me about it. and then they buy you one, and it's the wrong fucking colour.
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seriously a merc? shitboxes of the German breeds
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I got here late.....
What about hair removal cream in the shampoo bottle?
Or put a some food coloring in the shower head.
I used to play a game called piss hand face, when me and my mates would drink, my mates had a habit of going off in the back yard to piss, so i'd wait till they came back, then go to one of my other mates "dude, whats that on your face", mate that pissed returns, "dude, touch his face is there something on it", "Nar i can feel anything", "I know what it is its your pissy hand on his face". :headbang:
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again?
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Babypowder in the hair dryer!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=56032138386&v=photos#/video/video.php?v=1098270373947&ref=nf
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My mates Dad is a copper and he was telling us him and the other piggies play Russian Roulette with beer cans
They shake one can up and put it with the others then they all open them at the same time next to their heads :laugh:
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My mates Dad is a copper and he was telling us him and the other piggies play Russian Roulette with beer cans
They shake one can up and put it with the others then they all open them at the same time next to their heads :laugh:
HAHAHHA.... I know what Im playing at my next pissup. I dont care if no-one else knows or not.... I'll still have a laugh
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that is pretty funny
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Babypowder in the hair dryer!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=56032138386&v=photos#/video/video.php?v=1098270373947&ref=nf
best idea ever
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Babypowder in the hair dryer!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=56032138386&v=photos#/video/video.php?v=1098270373947&ref=nf
best idea ever
Haha yeah, I saw it a while ago at work... guy who showed me was thinking of doing it to his ex, before they broke up. :p
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Babypowder in the hair dryer!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=56032138386&v=photos#/video/video.php?v=1098270373947&ref=nf
best idea ever
Haha yeah, I saw it a while ago at work... guy who showed me was thinking of doing it to his ex, before they broke up. :p
im thinking of doing to adam / adams juvi girlfriend. she flipped out when i threw a sock at her so she might actually top herself after this
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Maybe she didnt like what you'd been doing in the sock before you threw it at her....
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Maybe she didnt like what you'd been doing in the sock before you threw it at her....
maybe the sock was still attached...
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nothing sinister, standard sock off a standard foot placed on her head and she screams cries and has a tantrum. think she has a fear of feet or something
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What a great story.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IycOULjUGg&NR=1&feature=fvwp < more pranks
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:laugh: :laugh:
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Give this a shot...
Your brain can trick you into tasting the basic flavours i.e. sweet, savoury, salty and bitter; basically you can stimulate the nerves that run from those particular tastebuds psychosomatically, it works in the same way hypnosis does pretty much.
Like for instance if you close your eyes, tilt your head back and pretend to shake salt onto your tongue, you'll start to feel a mild saltiness and the back and sides of your tongue, it's really cool
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Give this a shot...
Your brain can trick you into tasting the basic flavours i.e. sweet, savoury, salty and bitter; basically you can stimulate the nerves that run from those particular tastebuds psychosomatically, it works in the same way hypnosis does pretty much.
Like for instance if you close your eyes, tilt your head back and pretend to shake salt onto your tongue, you'll start to feel a mild saltiness and the back and sides of your tongue, it's really cool
you also end up looking like a tool if you do it at work, as I just found out. All I can taste is the beer (not imaginary) that Im sucking on though.
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Read: practical jokes
Your workmates are laughing because you just gave an invisible cock a handjob over your mouth.
:)
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Hahah.. can't believe someone fell for that.. one too many beers perhaps Haydz? ;D
Go try telling that one down at ya missus' salon.. then rename the place from Headbangers to Headjobs and enjoy the fun watching people walking by and looking through the window.
:rofl:
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Read: practical jokes
Your workmates are laughing because you just gave an invisible cock a handjob over your mouth.
:)
Hahahahaha... OWNED.
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hahaha good one...it didn't half sell itself to be that
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Read: practical jokes
Your workmates are laughing because you just gave an invisible cock a handjob over your mouth.
:)
I hate you.
nice one though.
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hahaha shit thats classic
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co2elTTHMO0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co2elTTHMO0)
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Hey Whammy who got hte wicket who got the wicket WHITYFOERGDS CVRICKET CLUB bru6tal leggy breo DESTROYER DESTROYER gvit gto him, yseessss!@
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Hey Whammy who got hte wicket who got the wicket WHITYFOERGDS CVRICKET CLUB bru6tal leggy breo DESTROYER DESTROYER gvit gto him, yseessss!@
There can only be one Whammy, bro.
Don't imitate, appreciate.
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Pretty sure they're brothers from another mother, it's not imitation, it's mutual mental illness.
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Hey MetalMoe, it looks like You got a bit of a stinger invasion in Broom at the moment. Better watchout for those irukandji's.
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Hey Whammy who got hte wicket who got the wicket WHITYFOERGDS CVRICKET CLUB bru6tal leggy breo DESTROYER DESTROYER gvit gto him, yseessss!@
a dangerous leggy, played lavishly to short leg...easy. cheers.
nihilist, obviously you are not human
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Pretty sure they're brothers from another mother, it's not imitation, it's mutual mental illness.
Thats what happens when you drink moonshine with whammy
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Hey MetalMoe, it looks like You got a bit of a stinger invasion in Broom at the moment. Better watchout for those irukandji's.
Shit mate they are everywhere after the blow we got before chrissy :o
I flew back to Broometow on sunday, and went and chucked the throw net for some bait that arvo and got like 8 of the little fuckers in about 3 throws! FUCK THAT!
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Fuckin hell. One more dangerous animal to add to the list in broome.
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My sister just moved there, so you can add her to the list too.
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:laugh: :laugh: no offence
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:laugh: :laugh: no offence
hahaa u are a good dude hey
next gig we sholud catch up
btw ur name is like a wammy bar but with an h pretty cool :eyebrows:
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My sister just moved there, so you can add her to the list too.
Whats the safest way to deal with an encounter?
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Run.
If you get bitten, seek medical attention immediately. Invest in private health insurance 'cause Medicare won't cover that shit.
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knowing that you have family disturbs me :P
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knowing that you have family disturbs me :P
Would it disturb you less if he'd killed them all?
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:laugh: :laugh: no offence
hahaa u are a good dude hey
next gig we sholud catch up
btw ur name is like a wammy bar but with an h pretty cool :eyebrows:
yeah right.
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knowing that you have family disturbs me :P
Would it disturb you less if he'd killed them all?
yep, it seems that most of them are like him, or worse :P
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Nothing like me, that's what makes them worse.