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Title: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Melkor on August 20, 2009, 04:27:48 PM
Hey all, looking for a housemate again, male or female (but not a mixture, too biased for that haha). In Mullaloo, near the pub (but its a metro shit hole so we rarely visit it) but 5 minutes walk from the beach. $100 a week plus bills, $300 bond. The bedroom isn't very large (2.5m x 3m) but its a nice house in a nice location and we are good mates with some of the neighbours. In summer this area is like paradise (if your idea of paradise is a sunny beach with bikini clad women everywhere). The house is currently occupied by me and Geoff (friendly slightly drunken dude with the mohawk whos been coming to gigs recently). We are pretty relaxed with shit and we like beers, table tennis, and spinning fire. So definately move in here if you like fire. My phone number is 0434 916 715

My only rules on drug use are keep your shit together, don't piss off your housemates coz you can't handle a certain substance, pay the rent on time, and NO crack pipes/globes or needles.

Last point - no dirty dog cunts, if you have a mate who's fucked up in the head but desperately needs somewhere to stay, don't bother recommending them.  I don't want to be kicking out the next person because they are a dirty scum fuck whom I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. I am a very relaxed guy, have gone through life without making any enemies till now, but this is my home, don't come here if you are going to fuck with it.
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on August 20, 2009, 04:51:17 PM
My only rules on drug use are keep your shit together, don't piss off your housemates coz you can't handle a certain substance, pay the rent on time, and NO crack pipes/globes or needles.

Last point - no dirty dog cunts, if you have a mate who's fucked up in the head but desperately needs somewhere to stay, don't bother recommending them.  I don't want to be kicking out the next person because they are a dirty scum fuck whom I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. I am a very relaxed guy, have gone through life without making any enemies till now, but this is my home, don't come here if you are going to fuck with it.

Bad experience mate? ;D
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Melkor on August 20, 2009, 04:55:42 PM
isn't that obvious?  :P
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Mago_Haydz on August 20, 2009, 04:57:10 PM
I don't want to be kicking out the next person because they are a dirty scum fuck whom I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.

by the sounds of it, you'd be the ones setting them on fire :P
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on August 20, 2009, 05:00:39 PM
isn't that obvious?  :P

Very obvious, hence us wanting you to elaborate!

WE WANT GOSS!!!!
WE WANT GOSS!!!!
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Melkor on August 20, 2009, 07:45:57 PM
nah man, this isn't the place for that and its not something I want to talk about or dwell on. and I promised I wouldn't hurt that worthless fuckstain, and I like to keep my promises.

This thread should be about some awesome cunt who wants to live with two other awesome cunts, drink beers, play table tennis, and do cool fire shit. Are there any awesome cunts out there?
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Stormrider on August 20, 2009, 08:51:11 PM
nah man, this isn't the place for that

Your talking about WF?!  8)
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Melkor on August 20, 2009, 09:22:43 PM
nah man, this isn't the place for that

Your talking about WF?!  8)

 :-X

I want a housemate people!  :P
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: sheppo on August 20, 2009, 09:37:19 PM
nah man, this isn't the place for that

Your talking about WF?!  8)

 :-X

I want a housemate people!  :P

and if i could i would love to be that housemate and escape the hole that is Bunbury (so many people with metal shirts here but i don't think they know what or who the bands are)
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: cabba on August 20, 2009, 10:39:32 PM
we like beers, table tennis, and spinning fire.


God this sounds tempting  :drool:
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Catalyst on August 21, 2009, 02:46:36 AM
I know this bloke who is looking, he is over east right now but is looking for a place in Perth.  He is as honest as can be, pays all his bills on time, obsessed with cleanliness and personal hyiene, an all round good guy.  You'd love him.

He goes by the name Sasquatch.....
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: MirrorMirror on August 21, 2009, 03:14:35 AM
hey mate just curious as to the age of you and your housemate? Feel free to pm! Looking at moving out soon :)
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Melkor on August 21, 2009, 04:41:36 PM
we like beers, table tennis, and spinning fire.

God this sounds tempting  :drool:

yeah you'd be cool to live with, so long as I can't hear anything when you're with your woman, that would just be fucked up  :P

hey mate just curious as to the age of you and your housemate? Feel free to pm! Looking at moving out soon :)

I'm 25, geoff is 24. Give us a buzz if you want to check the place out
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Melkor on August 21, 2009, 04:47:53 PM
I know this bloke who is looking, he is over east right now but is looking for a place in Perth.  He is as honest as can be, pays all his bills on time, obsessed with cleanliness and personal hyiene, an all round good guy.  You'd love him.

He goes by the name Sasquatch.....

Last point - no dirty dog cunts, if you have a mate who's fucked up in the head but desperately needs somewhere to stay, don't bother recommending them.  I don't want to be kicking out the next person because they are a dirty scum fuck whom I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. I am a very relaxed guy, have gone through life without making any enemies till now, but this is my home, don't come here if you are going to fuck with it.
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Lou Gehrig on August 21, 2009, 09:53:39 PM
I'd haunt the place if I could bear to remove my spirit from Yankee Stadium.
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: chancellorisgod on August 21, 2009, 10:17:22 PM
I can vouch for Jake and Geoff for those that don't know them - had them round my place for parties many times and they never cause any trouble.... Would snap the room up myself if I was lookin.
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: Melkor on August 21, 2009, 10:19:55 PM
I can vouch for Jake and Geoff for those that don't know them - had them round my place for parties many times and they never cause any trouble....

cheers man, but thats more to do with luck than intent  ;D
Title: Re: Housemate wanted - Mullaloo
Post by: littlewing on August 22, 2009, 12:41:25 PM
If this room is still available a bit later in the year I'd be keen man! I'd kinda like to stay north and near the beach (I was a North Beach gal till I moved to pommy land!) so Mullaz would be perfect.
I'll be keeping tabs otherwise goodluck mate!