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Title: Road Bullys!
Post by: Nosaj on October 26, 2009, 01:44:48 AM
Well I just had a run in with some dickhead just about an hour ago. The cunt was tailgating me along marmion street. So I did the usual thing and hit the brakes but the asshole continued. I manage to lose him but just before northlake road he caught up with me and dished out some abuse. Threatening to punch my face in. Unfortunaly I didn't have a camera on me otherwise I would have got the number plate of his car and reported the incident to the police. Altho I would love to kill the prick. Getting into fights these days is not worth it. You either end up in hospital badly injured or you end up in the slammer for causing assault(One punch laws and all.). Karma will get the fucker anyway.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on October 26, 2009, 01:46:37 AM
You should have just memorised his number plates mate! :)

Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Ormsby_Guitars on October 26, 2009, 01:54:32 AM
you need a faster car, with a flame thrower out the back!
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: goat on October 26, 2009, 03:19:45 AM
punch first ask questions later. >:(
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: nihilist on October 26, 2009, 04:33:30 AM
The idea of Nosaj punching someone made me laugh heartily.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Harlequin Forest on October 26, 2009, 04:58:02 AM
Tailgaters piss me off to no end. So what if I'm only doing the speed limit, I can't change the fact that the road is one lane and unsafe to overtake on and the last thing I can afford right now is a speeding ticket.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: goat on October 26, 2009, 05:14:41 AM
fuck anyone that tailgates you, or has a go, for whatever reason, you either deal with them or put up with it really.
When someones tailgating your ass for no reason, it says alot about their real character
make the descision to smack the fuck off his feet and most likley he'll shit himself before you have the chance, and cry for mummy.

if he fights back, you both go for it and win or lose you go home knowing you gave the cunt a serving.
Do nothing and you'll stew over it for days.

its just the rockape coming out in me i guess.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Nosaj on October 26, 2009, 05:57:41 AM
I was near a the servo which has CCTV cameras. So it would have been  a police matter. The asshole had already pulled into the servo to fight me. If I pulled in afterwards and the fight started. It would not look good for me if the police arrived.

By the way. Fuck You Nihilist. :P

Besides I prefer to use brains over brawn. It's better in the long run.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on October 26, 2009, 06:32:40 AM
I was near a the servo which has CCTV cameras. So it would have been  a police matter. The asshole had already pulled into the servo to fight me. If I pulled in afterwards and the fight started. It would not look good for me if the police arrived.



Dont worry about the cops mate - they would have all been too tired from giving daz shit the night before to interfere with your blood feud! ;D
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: goat on October 26, 2009, 06:50:38 AM
I was near a the servo which has CCTV cameras. So it would have been  a police matter. The asshole had already pulled into the servo to fight me. If I pulled in afterwards and the fight started. It would not look good for me if the police arrived.

By the way. Fuck You Nihilist. :P

Besides I prefer to use brains over brawn. It's better in the long run.

too true, for me it depends on the day the mood im in etc. but ultimatley, yeah, its best to let it go.
I really fuckn hate people though at times.
trust Karma to fuck him up anyway man.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Ingasm on October 26, 2009, 08:59:08 AM
Tailgating is for chumps.

The polite thing to do is keep a safe distance behind and signal a courteous 'get the fuck out of the overtaking lane please old chap' with the highbeams.

Remember the courtesy wave on the way past!

Psychotic bat waving doonks who get arced up over day to day traffic happenings are best dealt with using smarm, smugness and intelligence. Drives them fucking mental.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Mago_Haydz on October 26, 2009, 04:42:12 PM
my method seems to work well. tap the brakes a couple of times to give them the idea to get the fuck off your arse. If that fails, just keep going slower. It'll drive them NUTS!
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: blaaah on October 26, 2009, 09:09:40 PM
my method seems to work well. tap the brakes a couple of times to give them the idea to get the fuck off your arse. If that fails, just keep going slower. It'll drive them NUTS!

was just about to say that, slow down if he doesnt stop, and just keep dropping
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Mago_Haydz on October 26, 2009, 09:14:10 PM
my method seems to work well. tap the brakes a couple of times to give them the idea to get the fuck off your arse. If that fails, just keep going slower. It'll drive them NUTS!

was just about to say that, slow down if he doesnt stop, and just keep dropping

oh yeah, and it seems to be a sliding scale of facial expressions.... as their face turns red, angered and enraged....  :( then :ranting:  mine changes at the same rate... from this  :) to this  :D to this  ;D and finally, to this :upyours:
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: moog maniac on October 27, 2009, 12:43:55 AM
punch first ask questions later. >:(
Here .......here! :clap:
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Nosaj on October 27, 2009, 06:17:32 AM
I was near a the servo which has CCTV cameras. So it would have been  a police matter. The asshole had already pulled into the servo to fight me. If I pulled in afterwards and the fight started. It would not look good for me if the police arrived.

By the way. Fuck You Nihilist. :P

Besides I prefer to use brains over brawn. It's better in the long run.

too true, for me it depends on the day the mood im in etc. but ultimatley, yeah, its best to let it go.
I really fuckn hate people though at times.
trust Karma to fuck him up anyway man.
Yeah. I think I had my fair share of fighting when I was in year 8 and year 9. Against Ceasar altho he was cool once I got to know him, Craig Harrison and Melvin. Melvin gave me the nickname of Ninja cos I would use karate to defend myself.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: goat on October 27, 2009, 07:29:32 AM
my method seems to work well. tap the brakes a couple of times to give them the idea to get the fuck off your arse. If that fails, just keep going slower. It'll drive them NUTS!

was just about to say that, slow down if he doesnt stop, and just keep dropping

oh yeah, and it seems to be a sliding scale of facial expressions.... as their face turns red, angered and enraged....  :( then :ranting:  mine changes at the same rate... from this  :) to this  :D to this  ;D and finally, to this :upyours:


 :rofl: thats classic man.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on October 27, 2009, 02:32:09 PM
Yeah. I think I had my fair share of fighting when I was in year 8 and year 9. Against Ceasar altho he was cool once I got to know him,

ET TU NOSAJ SAN? ;D

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi3.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy75%2FSOD_WF%2Fjuliuscaesar.jpg&hash=a5f86c432e2d8e1b73782cb7d1e4d037ed15d4d3)
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: MalignantlyGrotesque on October 27, 2009, 08:15:38 PM
Im pretty sure the cops wouldn't give a shit about you reporting him for tailgating.

Unless he's a serial offender and they have had HEAPS of complaints.

They need 'physical' proof, or they can't be fucked doing anything.

Like the time i got a random call from a cop saying, 'my car had been seen at the scene where someone had stuffed fireworks in someones mailbox and blew it up'. I denied everything and they tried to scare me saying they will contact me if they have any other witnesses..........they never called back.

The truth is i just backed into it and drove off. The lady who lived there was such a bitch i couldn't be fucked getting out and telling her.

The best thing to do is to wait until you have to make a right hand turn, then just sit there when it's completely clear. Or time the traffic lights so he gets stuck on a red.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on October 27, 2009, 08:41:59 PM
HAHAHA.... your poor reversing attempt left the letterbox in such bad nick that it looked like it had been blown up? Joizus! ;D
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: wrathchild on October 27, 2009, 10:12:56 PM
I drive the speed limit and accelerate slowly, so what?  What pisses me off is seeing people do 80 on the freeway and later on that same car is trying to overtake me in a 60 zone. while I'm doing 60!
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Ingasm on October 28, 2009, 01:28:42 AM
I don't give a fuck how you drive, if it is an off-peak time and you are on a major highway / freeway, the left most lanes are for driving and the far right lane is for overtaking.

Everyone needs to do this, because it's the fucking rules.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: nihilist on October 28, 2009, 01:34:02 AM
It's not the rules actually, you can sit in any lane you like.

It could be considered common courtesy I suppose, but who the fuck cares about that.

I do 100 in the right hand lane on the freeway so anyone who wants to go faster and can't get past can suck my dick until they die. Which would be within seconds.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: goat on October 28, 2009, 01:59:47 AM
when im out there driving, everyone else should get the fuck outta my way, or prepare to be boarded...its just common courtesy! ::) :P
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Ingasm on October 28, 2009, 02:07:29 AM
Quote

113.       Restriction on use of right lane

     (1)    In this regulation —

              marked lane does not include —

                 (a)    a lane set aside exclusively for vehicles making a left or right turn;

                 (b)    a special purpose lane; or

                 (c)    any other lane that is not for the use of general traffic on the carriageway;

              right lane, in relation to 2 or more marked lanes that are available exclusively for vehicles travelling in the same direction, means the marked lane that is further or furthest to the right side of the carriageway.

     (2)    This regulation applies to a driver driving on a carriageway that has 2 or more marked lanes available exclusively for vehicles travelling in the same direction where —

                 (a)    the speed limit is 90 km/h or more; or

                 (b)    a “keep left unless overtaking” sign applies to that part of the carriageway,

             or both.

     (3)    A driver shall not drive the vehicle in the right lane unless —

                 (a)    the driver is turning right, or making a U turn from the centre of the road, and is giving a right turn signal;

                 (b)    the driver is overtaking;

                 (c)    a “left lane must turn left” sign or left traffic arrows apply to any other lane, and the driver is not turning left,

                 (d)    the driver is required to drive in the right lane under regulation 137;

                 (e)    the driver is avoiding an obstruction; or

                  (f)    the traffic in each other lane travelling in the same direction is congested.


It is the rules. Suck my dick.

(Granted it's also against the rules to exceed the speed limit.)
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: BaileyHorizon on October 28, 2009, 02:15:06 AM
As far as I know it's the rules to stay left at all times unless overtaking (whilst keeping to the speed limit) and doing more than 20km/hr under the limit is illegal.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: TnT on October 28, 2009, 02:19:03 AM
And also people should accelerate to the full speed limit as fast as humanly possible, and if their car can't accelerate fast then it should be crushed into a cube.
Then there wouldn't be as much bottlenecking and traffic problems.
:)
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: BaileyHorizon on October 28, 2009, 02:25:04 AM
Touche Daz. Trying to get onto the Kwinana Fwy south bound the other week, I'm there wanting to get to 100 to merge and the fucker in front was doing 70. I over took him and he is there on his phone trying to text with his wife and two kids in the car.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Ingasm on October 28, 2009, 02:25:20 AM
Fucking seconded.

You see lights go green but the column of cars doesn't move for 45 seconds; even then, it moves at a crawl. Then, when you finally get to the intersection, the lights are red and you are stuck for another 5 minutes.

The frustration is immense and I feel it every fucking day at the Tonkin / Morley intersection.

EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Merlok on October 28, 2009, 02:44:16 AM
\muahahaha/

suk it people

thank you FIFO :headbang:
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Evil_-_Butterfly on October 28, 2009, 02:58:21 AM
I had the cruise control set on just over 115 coming home from Margs yesterday and this silly bitch was on my tail the whole way (in the on again, off again rain as well).  Overtaking lane comes up, I stay left... and she stays left too, continuing to sit on my tail! Even once we hit dual lanes, she stayed behind me... it was very entertaining... no extra energy on my part :)



I've actually been a passenger when my friend has literally stopped dead in the middle of traffic to piss off a tailgater! Hiiighly amusing... even funnier considering we were speeding, and were in the left hand lane with a completely empty lane next to us :P


Some people are simply retarded, and there's no helping it  ;)


And also people should accelerate to the full speed limit as fast as humanly possible, and if their car can't accelerate fast then it should be crushed into a cube.
Then there wouldn't be as much bottlenecking and traffic problems.
:)


 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Ormsby_Guitars on October 28, 2009, 03:13:29 AM
And also people should accelerate to the full speed limit as fast as humanly possible, and if their car can't accelerate fast then it should be crushed into a cube.
Then there wouldn't be as much bottlenecking and traffic problems.
:)

I prefer to accerate past the speed limit, then drift back to it... leaving the rest of the pack a hundred or so metres behind.

Of course, demerit points and silly hoon laws prevent me from doing it in both cars...

There's a certain street in South Perth that is unfortunate enough to have a clown living there, who yelled at me for speeding up the very steep incline one lazy afternoon. I was probable doing 45-50kmph. Since then, every time I hit that street, I make sure they know Ive been there :)

Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: ChuckBilly on October 28, 2009, 03:16:09 AM
Fucking seconded.

You see lights go green but the column of cars doesn't move for 45 seconds; even then, it moves at a crawl. Then, when you finally get to the intersection, the lights are red and you are stuck for another 5 minutes.

The frustration is immense and I feel it every fucking day at the Tonkin / Morley intersection.

EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.

I laugh at you
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: dparker on October 28, 2009, 06:42:58 AM
You see lights go green but the column of cars doesn't move for 45 seconds; even then, it moves at a crawl. Then, when you finally get to the intersection, the lights are red and you are stuck for another 5 minutes.

BINGO!

This happens to me EVERY time I'm heading to city down Stirling Hwy/Mounts Bay Rd. Especially at the Stirling/Broadway intersection. Whenever I'm at the front of the lights, I go straight to the speed limit the second the lights are green and the course is clear, because I am not a jackass.

... and yeah, the fact that most traffic seems to vary randomly between 10 over and 20 under (but never equal to) the speed limit pisses me off, as sometimes I'll be waiting forever for a chance to turn into a major road, especially if I'm trying to get to the other side. You wait ages for the giant block of traffic to pass by, only to have the slow cunts at the back, combined with the distant traffic speeding up to you, completely block all the gaps in the traffic that you could use to slip in.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: TnT on October 28, 2009, 07:47:47 AM
More importantly, where the fuck are our flying cars?! Damn you government / powers that be / insert other conspiracy theories.
They better be here by 2015 and up to the standard of Hill Valley - don't you dare make Robert Zemeckis a liar!
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Mago_Haydz on October 28, 2009, 05:10:51 PM
no extra energy on my part :)


less energy on their part though, since they were using your slip stream. ;)


I go straight to the speed limit the second the lights are green

is this your daily driver?

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.vwtrendsweb.com%2Ff%2F8563070%2F0407vwt_16z%2BDrag_Car%2BBurnout.jpg&hash=bde5408956fd250a7455b94bdb5fbf0ad5844268)


Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: whammy on October 28, 2009, 07:55:11 PM
I don't give a fuck how you drive, if it is an off-peak time and you are on a major highway / freeway, the left most lanes are for driving and the far right lane is for overtaking.

Everyone needs to do this, because it's the fucking rules.

thats it...rage is caused by slow drivers in fencing the lanes off, like some lane-cartel...so your stuck behind them with your pregnant wife
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: ChuckBilly on October 28, 2009, 09:45:37 PM
Haha yeah some times if im overtaking and some guy is up my arse I just might just stay in that lane, pacing with the other car, or just slightly going past him put not enough for the guy behind me to pass. :D

TAKE THAT HOMO
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: dparker on October 28, 2009, 10:09:10 PM
I go straight to the speed limit the second the lights are green

is this your daily driver?

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.vwtrendsweb.com%2Ff%2F8563070%2F0407vwt_16z%2BDrag_Car%2BBurnout.jpg&hash=bde5408956fd250a7455b94bdb5fbf0ad5844268)

No... '94 Corolla actually, but close enough.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Mago_Haydz on October 28, 2009, 10:14:26 PM
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(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg8.imageshack.us%2Fimg8%2F4891%2Fpost1528921230435496153.jpg&hash=f58b73e861fe8d98dd5512883c2f92d28a079ddb)
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: ecentrix on October 28, 2009, 11:49:25 PM
Gotta love the uhzfe.

8 throttle bodies ftw.

Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Catalyst on October 29, 2009, 07:01:23 AM
And also people should accelerate to the full speed limit as fast as humanly possible, and if their car can't accelerate fast then it should be crushed into a cube.
Then there wouldn't be as much bottlenecking and traffic problems.
:)

Fuck that.  I need my van uncubed. 
  I drive a 4 cylinder two tonne long wheel base work van with another 500kg of equipment and tools in the back and about the same in the driver's seat.  I aint getting to 100kmh inside of a minute unless I tip the fuck off a building.  Every fucker tailgates me and every fucker gets a hard brake and a torrent of abuse for it.  Road rage is the only thing that stops me falling asleep at the wheel.

 That said, as I get older I get a perverse joy from twisting the knife on these impatient assholes.  I like deliberately driving under the speed limit and confusing people with incomprehensible use of the indicators, and using the size of my vehicle and my generally reckless nature I like to change lanes randomly to keep the fuckers trapped behind me, sitting about ten kays under the limit.  It is way more fun to do it in the right lane, but only to those who really piss me off.   Watching them freak out and go nuts behind me is just priceless, I particularly love the expression when they draw even with me and discover that I have drawn my foot-long gurka knife out from under the seat and am using it to casually clean my nails.  Sometimes if a guy is particularly irate, I love to drift into the left lane so he thinks he can pass me, and then just as he starts to accellerate to pass me, drift back in to the lane again, fuck those near misses freak people out. 


Tell you a good trick Jase:  The nozzle that cleans the back window of your car is great to use as a weapon.  Angle it away from the glass so it sprays the windscreen of the car behind you.  Just a single press to mess up their windshield, not enough to clean it for them.  It blinds them for a few seconds and they tend to drop back.

Assholes are everywhere on the roads.  It is better to BE one that to be the victim of one. 
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: TnT on October 29, 2009, 08:12:24 AM
To reinterate, your vehicle should be crushed into a cube.. with you in it by the sounds of it. ;D

Alternately, you could always just get this for a work van and stop being an old bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg-KTnRqLEk
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Ormsby_Guitars on October 29, 2009, 08:28:33 AM

Alternately, you could always just get this for a work van and stop being an old bitch.

He'd rather be old and ugly, if you'll recall...
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: whammy on October 29, 2009, 03:53:59 PM
I go straight to the speed limit the second the lights are green

is this your daily driver?

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.vwtrendsweb.com%2Ff%2F8563070%2F0407vwt_16z%2BDrag_Car%2BBurnout.jpg&hash=bde5408956fd250a7455b94bdb5fbf0ad5844268)

No... '94 Corolla actually, but close enough.

midget top fuelers now?!
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: dparker on October 29, 2009, 09:09:21 PM
Tell you a good trick Jase:  The nozzle that cleans the back window of your car is great to use as a weapon.  Angle it away from the glass so it sprays the windscreen of the car behind you.  Just a single press to mess up their windshield, not enough to clean it for them.  It blinds them for a few seconds and they tend to drop back. 

Decent.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Nosaj on November 02, 2009, 05:48:04 AM
Yeah. I think I had my fair share of fighting when I was in year 8 and year 9. Against Ceasar altho he was cool once I got to know him,

ET TU NOSAJ SAN? ;D

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Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: cdtBEAST on November 02, 2009, 10:42:02 AM
Fuckwits who deliberately sit in the right lane & block traffic cop an overtake, nose chop & hard brake check.

I especially hate cocksuckers who sit in the right lane on the freeway & hold up traffic. I wait until all the cars behind me have passed, then when it is all clear & there is no danger to other motorists I overtake. If it is an elderly person etc I let it go. However if it is some smartass prick who smirks laughs or flips the bird @ me I proceed to chop in front & hit the brakes as hard as possible as to not lock my wheels. This way if I get rear ended there is no evidence of me slowing & it's my word against theirs. They have the decision of a collision or hitting the brakes & veering off nto the emergency lane. The last guy who tried confronting me @ the traffic lights over this got a bunch of loose teeth.
A safer way that also works during the day is to turn your headlights on as it makes em think you have hit the brakes. Flick them on & off & the tailights fool most people.

Also fuckwits who don't let you merge across into the left lane to use the freeway exit after I have indicated for nearly 1 km, FUCK YOU TO. I just start merging & you get out of the way or get hit. The law clearly states give way to the right which includes traffic merging from the right. When I had my panelvan I would indicate for more than long enough because it had an enormous blind spot. The left rear fender & bumper looked pretty average because of the  cars I speared off the road & the hutton st exit.
I took 2 cars out the same way when I was driving a truck for a company.

But my pet hate is fuckers throwing lit cigarettes out the window. I have had these land inside my leather jacket on my motorcycle. I used to carry a water pistol full of brake fluid to spray down the bonnet of these pricks when they would ge the shits up when I confronted them. Then I moved to the direct approach of headbutting the windscreen with my helmet.
If they apologise  let it go, but if they get arrogant then they get what they deserve.
I stopped headbutting windscreens when I got a custom airbrushed helmet & moved to a kick in the door. If they follow me & get out the car A headbutt to the face from a motorcycle helmet ends the problem instantly.

There is my vitriolic spew for the week.  ;D

F
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Catalyst on November 02, 2009, 05:01:28 PM
You certainly seem fiesty today young Simon.   ;D
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Teeman on November 02, 2009, 05:20:00 PM
He might be taking over the reigns from you Jez ;D
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: chantian_deanie on November 02, 2009, 06:06:58 PM
Fuckwits who deliberately sit in the right lane & block traffic cop an overtake, nose chop & hard brake check.

I especially hate cocksuckers who sit in the right lane on the freeway & hold up traffic. I wait until all the cars behind me have passed, then when it is all clear & there is no danger to other motorists I overtake. If it is an elderly person etc I let it go. However if it is some smartass prick who smirks laughs or flips the bird @ me I proceed to chop in front & hit the brakes as hard as possible as to not lock my wheels. This way if I get rear ended there is no evidence of me slowing & it's my word against theirs. They have the decision of a collision or hitting the brakes & veering off nto the emergency lane. The last guy who tried confronting me @ the traffic lights over this got a bunch of loose teeth.
A safer way that also works during the day is to turn your headlights on as it makes em think you have hit the brakes. Flick them on & off & the tailights fool most people.

Also fuckwits who don't let you merge across into the left lane to use the freeway exit after I have indicated for nearly 1 km, FUCK YOU TO. I just start merging & you get out of the way or get hit. The law clearly states give way to the right which includes traffic merging from the right. When I had my panelvan I would indicate for more than long enough because it had an enormous blind spot. The left rear fender & bumper looked pretty average because of the  cars I speared off the road & the hutton st exit.
I took 2 cars out the same way when I was driving a truck for a company.

But my pet hate is fuckers throwing lit cigarettes out the window. I have had these land inside my leather jacket on my motorcycle. I used to carry a water pistol full of brake fluid to spray down the bonnet of these pricks when they would ge the shits up when I confronted them. Then I moved to the direct approach of headbutting the windscreen with my helmet.
If they apologise  let it go, but if they get arrogant then they get what they deserve.
I stopped headbutting windscreens when I got a custom airbrushed helmet & moved to a kick in the door. If they follow me & get out the car A headbutt to the face from a motorcycle helmet ends the problem instantly.

There is my vitriolic spew for the week.  ;D

F

That's all well and good but someone is going to stab you/smash your head in with a tyre-iron/just plain beat you to death. Maybe you're a tough cunt, maybe not. Either way there's still going to be someone out there who can take you out and to the point where it wont be something you can just walk off. I don't drive like a fool but if I got some cunt headbutting my window I'd be throwing a brick through theirs. Even if you don't get what's coming, combating these 'bad' drivers the way you do makes you 10 times worse than them and you are going to kill someone when you pick on someone who doesn't know how to handle a situation like that especially if you're picking on someone you've already established is a bad driver.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on November 02, 2009, 08:10:40 PM
Dont worry about simon mate. He may talk tough but he still drinks chocolate beer  :err:
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: TnT on November 03, 2009, 01:29:39 AM
Hahaha.. I'd love to see 'gandalf' riding along on his engine powered bicycle hollering at people abusing road rules.. "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
 :rofl:
Simon, you get cooler all the time.
I also hate cunts that throw cigarettes out of windows.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: nihilist on November 03, 2009, 03:10:44 AM
My car doesn't have an ash tray so if you cunts don't want to eat hot cigarette coals, how about you sit in the passenger seat and I'll put 'em out in your fuckin' eyeballs.

:eyebrows:
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Sheriff Cunt on November 03, 2009, 03:12:39 AM
Neither does mine, eat my ash.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: cdtBEAST on November 03, 2009, 05:51:02 AM
Eat my fist / hemet.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: nihilist on November 03, 2009, 06:18:02 AM
http://www.cityofhemet.org/ (http://www.cityofhemet.org/)
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: dparker on November 03, 2009, 06:20:53 AM
How about I indicate with respect to the direction/window I will be ejecting a cigarette butt from, and soon thereafter proceed to flick the butt... if you haven't moved out of the way by then, it's your own fault.

EDIT: Heck, could combine that idea with the existing problem of people not letting you change lanes... flick cigarette butts at their car... bonus points for open windows!
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: cdtBEAST on November 03, 2009, 06:26:44 AM
Don't get the wrong impression here. I don't slam the brakes on everyone or break all their windscreens etc. Most people get the message when I glare @ hem as I pass. If it is some elderly person etc I let it go.
It is when they are doing it deliberatley & being dangerous to begin with tht I lose my cool. I don't assume they are fuckwits until they respond as such. Everyone makes mistakes, it is when they have made a mistake & then responded with a fuck you attitude that riles me.
Especially when they have just done something potentially life threatening to a motorcyclist. 99% of people are quick to apologise after realising they have cut off a motorcyclist or thrown a lit cigi @ them. However there are those 1% that when confronted think that it is their right to potentially kill someone. I therefore take it upon myself on these rare occasions to lose my cool, FUCK THEM.
I do not enjoy violence & it takes a hell of a lot to get me to a point of assaulting someone. @ that point my adrenaline is through the roof because I almost died & all logic goes out the window, my brain goes "you almost killed me, so hear is my 2c worth & fuck the cosequences".

I am not saying what I have done is right, I am just saying it happened & it may happen again & it is what it is, a shitty thing. Welcome to the human race.
Some people are cunts & some are cunts to those who are cunts. I tend to be the latter of the 2. I can still be a cunt, I just tend to be cunts to cunts & nice to nice people. Kinda like living breathing instant Karma. hahaha.  ;)
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Nosaj on November 03, 2009, 06:27:41 AM
Dont worry about simon mate. He may talk tough but he still drinks chocolate beer  :err:
Chocolate beer. Not the best.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: cdtBEAST on November 03, 2009, 06:32:34 AM
Hahaha SOD. I remember you commenting on how good that Holgate chocolate porter was. So good you made Daz try some then took the rst back for yourself. I didn't see you complain about the Weihnstephan I gave you either.  ;D
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: nihilist on November 03, 2009, 06:39:55 AM
Sounds Jewish.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: ChuckBilly on November 03, 2009, 08:18:00 AM
Idiots
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Catalyst on November 03, 2009, 03:16:20 PM
Eat my fist / hemet. :rofl:
 
I glare @ hem as I pass.

Hem?  Hemet?  Making up words again Simon?   ;D

Ahem. 
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: cdtBEAST on November 03, 2009, 07:04:53 PM
 :rofl:
I have just been spell checked by Jez. Or is that pell hecked y ez.
The shame.  :-[   

Gotta make sure I pound every key within an inch of it's life on this retarded laptop, otherwise Jez will policing my spelling.  :P
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: cdtBEAST on November 03, 2009, 07:10:58 PM
Sounds Jewish.

What the sharing & returning of beer or the name weihnstephan.
If you are referring to weihnstephan I would think that the jews will love the fact that you think the oldest GERMAN brewery sounds Jewish  :P

If you are referring to the taking back of said beer, then I don't blame him or anyone, they were both fantastic beers.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: dparker on November 03, 2009, 08:24:35 PM
Weihenstephan is fucking awesome, a benchmark for other beers.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Mago_Haydz on November 03, 2009, 09:35:57 PM
 http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/man-waves-gun-in-road-rage-scare-in-on-western-ring-road-tullamarine/story-e6frf7jo-1225793718502  (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/man-waves-gun-in-road-rage-scare-in-on-western-ring-road-tullamarine/story-e6frf7jo-1225793718502)
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: goat on November 03, 2009, 09:39:35 PM
Tyr "Sapporo" also a suprisingly good beer, :drunk: as beer goes
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: nihilist on November 04, 2009, 01:17:05 AM
Sounds Jewish.

What the sharing & returning of beer or the name weihnstephan.
If you are referring to weihnstephan I would think that the jews will love the fact that you think the oldest GERMAN brewery sounds Jewish  :P

If you are referring to the taking back of said beer, then I don't blame him or anyone, they were both fantastic beers.

Are you implying all Germans are Nazis?

It still sounds Jewish (the name).
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: cdtBEAST on November 04, 2009, 03:55:07 AM
It was origonally in the german monestary. Pretty much the worlds oldest brewery.

No I am not implying all Germans are Nazi's. However some Jews may find that someone thinks a German name sounds Jewish to be. What would I know, I am neither German or Jewish.
Just found it somewhat ironic that you thought it sounded Jewish when you didn't know it was German.
Who knows maybe the name has Jewish heritage, I mean the brewery has existed way longer than Nazi's. It has been around since 1040.
What matters is they make one of the best Octoberfest lagers & best dopplebocks the Korbinian. I think the Korbinian is named after a saint. I don't give 2 shits, I care that it tastes awesome.  :D
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: nihilist on November 04, 2009, 06:05:34 AM
I find it ironic you take what I said so seriously!

:D
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: cdtBEAST on November 05, 2009, 11:06:12 AM
Yea what the hell was I thinking.  :P

I have been here more than long enough to know better.

Now time for a Jager nightcap.
Title: Re: Road Bullys!
Post by: Nosaj on November 06, 2009, 06:30:10 AM
I think the best beers I have tasted would be at the wicked Al brewery in Yalingup. The wheat beer there is the best.