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Title: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: TnT on December 15, 2009, 05:25:49 AM
Ok, so since there isn't much in the way of metal gigs or parties to speak of for New Years Eve, I started thinking about the idea of throwing a party myself to ring in the new year. Discussed a few things and collaborated with SOD and Jez, and we're gonna do it, hosting it at Jez's place as he also has a pool, spa, bbq, and plenty of entertainment options.

Anyone that knows any of us is welcome, so contact one of us for the address. Expect a night of fun and debauchery, and most importantly METAL!  :headbang:

More details and flyer to come.  ;)
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: schist on December 15, 2009, 05:30:14 AM
In like Flynn
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on December 15, 2009, 06:33:33 AM
I think I can make it.  Can someone text me the address?
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 15, 2009, 06:45:33 AM
Jez's Bar and Grill in conjunction with SOD and WESTERN FRONT proudly presents

 
(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi3.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy75%2FSOD_WF%2FJezfestI.jpg&hash=4c261ae69e75af83baf6eddd49291fc638d70ce8)

JEZFEST I - HEAVIER THAN SHIT OLDER THAN TIME NYE 09 PARTY!!!!!


To help ring in the New Year in true gluttonous piss-head metalhead fashion! For those of you who do/dont remember the previous debaucherous NYE affair's at Longis bar and grill in Kingsley, this party will be much the same - a gluttonous orgy of booze, bbqs and NON STOP FUCKING HEAVY METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Details
Date: 31st December 2009
Time: 16:00 Onwards
Location: Jez' Bar and Grill, BEECHBORO - MESSAGE / SMS / APPROACH / BRIBE either JEZ (Catalyst), DAZ (TnT) or myself (SOD) for the address details.

Invitation open to: ALL KNOWN METALHEADS AND TRUSTED ASSOCIATES.

Invitation NOT Open to: RANDOMS. WANKERS. TROUBLEMAKERS. CUNTS WHO WANT TO SMASH SHIT UP - THIS YEAR WE HAVE JEZ'S MATE BIG SIMON AS OFFICIAL PARTY "ENFORCER" WHO WILL FUCK UP ANY CUNT WITH A MERE LOOK, LET ALONE WITH A PAIR OF PLYERS AND BLOWTORCH.....

Particulars:
1. BYO BOOZE TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT. Some Ice/Eskys will be provided but it wont hurt to BYO those as well.
2. Light Food / Nibblys provided, BBQ foods (snags, chicken wings) etc. Access to BBQ facilities provided if you want to cook up a feast - BRING YOUR OWN TO  AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT.
3. Music is predominantly metal but may vary slightly throughout the night to cater for the crowds 'diverse' taste. Trust me - this will be as good as it gets!!!
4. Pool (swimming), Spa, Table Tennis, MAME video game console, fire pit and a whole heap of other fun time party central facilities provided!!!!!!


FOR MORE DETAILS PLEASE SEE OR CONTACT JEZ, DAZ OR I (we may be butt UGLY but will be more than happy to reply to any queries you might have!!!)




HEAVY METAL IS ALIVE..... LIKE FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER IT IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catweazle on December 15, 2009, 07:21:46 AM
where there dude .... :headbang:
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: metalhawk on December 15, 2009, 07:26:37 AM
well i was tossing a few ideas around...count me in... i get to were my bathers!!!!1  wwwwwooooooooo whhhhhooooooo!!!!!! and thongs!!!!!!

P.s. - email me the address :)!!!!!!

Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: cdtBEAST on December 15, 2009, 07:52:00 AM
Count me the fuck in.  :headbang:
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: ironguardian on December 15, 2009, 10:24:42 AM
4. Pool (swimming),

I'm almost afraid to ask why you have to make it clear what the pool is to be used for. Unless you didn't want it confused with a pool table, then it gets much less interesting.


I'm liking the idea of this, especially as there is nothing else organised for NYE.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 15, 2009, 02:41:22 PM
4. Pool (swimming),

I'm almost afraid to ask why you have to make it clear what the pool is to be used for. Unless you didn't want it confused with a pool table, then it gets much less interesting.


I'm liking the idea of this, especially as there is nothing else organised for NYE.

Good thinking my jehovah worshipping friend. We dont want people rocking up with their personally engraved pool cues all ready for some billiards action, only to find they should have brought their swimming trunks instead! DOHHHHHHH!!! Plus we have to make it explicitly clear that the pool is for swimming, not for shitting or getting your nutsack skin chemically peeled off in! ;D

Edit: If you like the idea of this then getcha ass down there on the night - we need a christian to sacrifice to the old gods to bring us prosperity and good fortune in the new year (lord knows i need it hehe) ..... INTO THE FIRE PIT WITH YOU!!! ;D

SOD

Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Teeman on December 15, 2009, 02:51:00 PM
Yessssssss another party I can't attend :laugh: Oh well, at least it isn't at my house again.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on December 15, 2009, 03:40:03 PM
I'm not too keen on being linked with "Heavier than shit and older than time."   :raspberry:
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 15, 2009, 03:55:34 PM
I'm not too keen on being linked with "Heavier than shit and older than time."   :raspberry:

HAHA..... unfortunately the alternate title "thick as pigshit and twice as smelly" just didnt mesh well enough with the NYE theme im afraid! ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: blaaah on December 15, 2009, 06:59:21 PM
i'll be there, sounds awesome, havnt been to a metal nye party since longy's about 4 years ago

can someone message me the address :D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: WarNick on December 16, 2009, 12:09:00 AM
You only get the address in exchange for 4KG's of marinated chicken wings. :P
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on December 16, 2009, 05:37:10 AM
There are various humans threatening to make this little swaray even more irrational and irresponsible.  One of these is planning to bring a beer fridge and an unholy amount of beer.   
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: DamoESP on December 16, 2009, 05:40:21 AM
I havn't been to one of these, though have only heard good (and morbid) things about them, may have to attend and see what all the fuss is about :P

Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: ironguardian on December 16, 2009, 12:06:56 PM
Edit: If you like the idea of this then getcha ass down there on the night - we need a christian to sacrifice to the old gods to bring us prosperity and good fortune in the new year (lord knows i need it hehe) ..... INTO THE FIRE PIT WITH YOU!!! ;D

You mean I'll finally have something to offer to the popular kids?!? I'm so totally there!!! It's like a dream come true  :D


Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on December 16, 2009, 02:09:30 PM
I have few rules in life, but NOT Roasting Christians in the firepit is definately one I adhere to. 

They totally ruin the flavour of the roasting moslems.
 
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 16, 2009, 03:05:47 PM
I have few rules in life, but NOT Roasting Christians in the firepit is definately one I adhere to. 

They totally ruin the flavour of the roasting moslems.
 

Jeez Jez you really are getting soft and old ...... there WAS a time once when you wouldn't discriminate between who fueled the pyre - christian, jew, muslim THEY ALL BURN THE SAME....

Speaking of fire, our mate jake and his fire twirler crue will hopefully be doing a mass "performance" on the night around the fire pit which will be quite a spectacle to behold (and hopefully something im not too blotto to remember)! ;D

Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: blaaah on December 16, 2009, 05:05:10 PM
You only get the address in exchange for 4KG's of marinated chicken wings. :P

i will try, but no promises :P
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: littlewing on December 16, 2009, 06:55:18 PM
fucken yes!! beer? metal? pool?
The magic words.
 :headbang:
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Melkor on December 17, 2009, 03:00:38 PM

Speaking of fire, our mate jake and his fire twirler crue will hopefully be doing a mass "performance" on the night around the fire pit which will be quite a spectacle to behold (and hopefully something im not too blotto to remember)! ;D


the trick is, get blotto then give it a go yourself. Then you'll have some strange memory of spinning fire around your head, I know you'll remember that  :cunning:

fuck yeah this will be sick, metal/pool/table-tennis/fire party  :headbang:
if you have fire gear, bring it.

I havn't been to one of these, though have only heard good (and morbid) things about them, may have to attend and see what all the fuss is about :P


be there orange man, and bring your cousin, we need to drink again  :drunk:
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 17, 2009, 04:31:59 PM

the trick is, get blotto then give it a go yourself. Then you'll have some strange memory of spinning fire around your head, I know you'll remember that  :cunning:


HAHA ... thanks for the offer but i dont think so - i wouldnt want to set fire to my pretty hair! (ask me again on the night after i've had a few brews and we'll see if my mood changes!!) ;D


Quote
fuck yeah this will be sick, metal/pool/table-tennis/fire party  :headbang:
if you have fire gear, bring it.

I havn't been to one of these, though have only heard good (and morbid) things about them, may have to attend and see what all the fuss is about :P


be there orange man, and bring your cousin, we need to drink again  :drunk:


WERD ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: chancellorisgod on December 17, 2009, 06:29:18 PM
Sweet me and Jords will bring our fire sticks too! Cant wait!
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Melkor on December 19, 2009, 05:18:15 PM
Sick, Lauren said she'd bring hers too, we'll do a mass burn-off at midnight  :blowup:

If anyone wants to have a go at fire on the night, just ask. Watch what you're wearing though, board shorts material melts when it burns, I'd advise different shorts or ensuring they are damp before lighting up. I'll have safety gear, don't want a repeat of the fire face incident. And if anyone wants to fire breath CHECK THE FUEL FIRST, I mix my kero with a little bit of metho (so there will be bubbles of a different liquid floating in it due to the differences in consistency between oil based and alcohol based fuels), and putting that in your mouth would be a really bad idea, don't want to seriously fuck up the start to anyones new year. Well, anyone at this party anyways.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on December 19, 2009, 06:42:11 PM
Or better still, don't put fuel in your mouth...?   ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Melkor on December 19, 2009, 06:46:31 PM
I wont, it's Big Mac and Simon I'm worried about, the music just wouldn't be the same if they go blind  :err:
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 21, 2009, 01:12:01 AM
Thats a bad attitude you got there mate - as long as its not you going blind its bound to be a great night!!!! ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on December 21, 2009, 04:07:32 AM
I spent the day today working in this heat to repair the pool decking so no drunklen spoons get impaled and/or broken on loose boards.  I'm burnt to a crisp, tired as fuck and have decided that I am going to kill you all.    :raspberry:
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 21, 2009, 03:52:42 PM
I spent the day today working in this heat to repair the pool decking so no drunklen spoons get impaled and/or broken on loose boards.  I'm burnt to a crisp, tired as fuck and have decided that I am going to kill you all.    :raspberry:

HAHA.... you know you love it mate. We'll take a happy snap of your ear to ear (shit eating) grin when your place is teeming with metal hordes come DEC 31 and see if you're grizzling / griping then! ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Encryption on December 22, 2009, 04:56:12 AM
You only get the address in exchange for 4KG's of marinated chicken wings. :P

SNAP!!! motherfucker!! :drool:
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: cdtBEAST on December 22, 2009, 07:16:21 PM
Now all you need is some kind of foam cover for the trampoline springs Jez, otherwise there will most likely be broken necks during drunken metalhead wrestling.  :P
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on December 23, 2009, 04:01:13 AM
I'm working on it. 

Put an underwater LED disco light in the pool today.  Cost a heap, looks wild.   :)
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Nosaj on December 23, 2009, 06:39:40 AM
Disco has no place in Metal.  :P
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on December 23, 2009, 07:13:45 AM
I could give a fuck.  This light looks insane on every setting whether it is strobing, phasing through different colour shades or just glowing one colour or another.  The steady red light looks particularly baleful.   
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 23, 2009, 03:06:39 PM
Sounds awesome! ;D

Hopefully your wiring job is better than your "i need to neutralise the HCl bath after letting it sitting idle all winter" memory and the thing doesnt short out at the bottom of the pool giving everyone in it more than just peeling ballskin to worry about :P
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Archangel on December 23, 2009, 07:29:59 PM
Hey SOD you can have Team Metal Simon there to wreck insurgents if you like.

Just invite Cyanide Christ, Lord Havoc and myself...with the beast you described, we'd be pretty fucking formidable too i reckon.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: WarNick on December 23, 2009, 08:10:21 PM
I could give a fuck.  This light looks insane on every setting whether it is strobing, phasing through different colour shades or just glowing one colour or another.  The steady red light looks particularly baleful.   

If what?

It's "I COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK"

Fuck!
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Archangel on December 23, 2009, 11:28:12 PM
Haha Gimley, I think it's meant to be an abbrev. of "I could give i a fuck but i can't be fucked giving a fuck about whatever i should be giving a fuck about." 

God i love abrreviating the word abbreviation...so...damn...LITERAL.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Gringo on December 24, 2009, 03:45:33 AM
Did you just get your computer fixed or something and making up for not being around to post useless random crap for a while?
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: schist on December 24, 2009, 04:58:13 AM
Pretty sure that's just how he's always been ...
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: nihilist on December 24, 2009, 06:54:47 AM
He got an oz.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Archangel on December 24, 2009, 09:04:09 AM
Meh, i phase in and out... it's been a big year. It's interesting seeing a whole new bunch of random names crop up.. don't get me wrong, i liked it better without you, but i suppose you turn 18, finish school and realise this is where the cool kids hang out... so thats acceptable.  Why, did you have something in particular you'd like to argue about?
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 24, 2009, 04:12:42 PM
Hey SOD you can have Team Metal Simon there to wreck insurgents if you like.

Just invite Cyanide Christ, Lord Havoc and myself...with the beast you described, we'd be pretty fucking formidable too i reckon.

You and "Cyanide Christ" are more than welcome at this shindig on the provision:

1) You wear your hideous golf pants that ive seen you wearing at Voyager gigs so we can all have a giggle / the stoners can space out on the intricate hatch pattern! ;D

2) Ol beardo brings me, daz and jez at least 1 bottle of his homebrew each to "sample" on the night! ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Archangel on December 24, 2009, 06:02:31 PM
Since i can neither confirm or deny that ever happened with any confidence (despite the dfact that i do indeed own hideous golf pants).  That is a DEAL!

...as long as i can try on your denim patch jacket at least once...  ;)
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 24, 2009, 09:47:45 PM
...as long as i can try on your denim patch jacket at least once...  ;)

More chance of catching ME in golf pants at 3 under par on the back 9 at whaleback than of you getting a guernsey in one of my fucken battle jackets mate :P

Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Archangel on December 24, 2009, 11:16:58 PM
....and how shall i wrap said golf pants sir?  Did you want Voyager tickets too?
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on December 25, 2009, 04:54:25 AM
2) Ol beardo brings me, daz and jez at least 1 bottle of his homebrew each to "sample" on the night! ;D

No thanks, I aint drinking that night.  I have the rest of my life to get pissed at my place, but only one chance to protect it from you vandals.
So it is sober, straight and over-caffinated for me.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: WarNick on December 25, 2009, 04:59:42 AM
Great! Then it's agreed, you can babysit then. :)
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: TnT on December 25, 2009, 05:10:43 AM
Hahah.. we're all winners ;D


Hang on, he said over-caffeinated..  :o
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 25, 2009, 05:16:43 AM
2) Ol beardo brings me, daz and jez at least 1 bottle of his homebrew each to "sample" on the night! ;D

No thanks, I aint drinking that night.  I have the rest of my life to get pissed at my place, but only one chance to protect it from you vandals.
So it is sober, straight and over-caffinated for me.

Im sure half a dozen beers and a few huffs of that horrible green shit wont impair your ability to prevent your house from being ransacked ya wally - you will be amongst friends (mostly hehe) :P
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Evil_-_Butterfly on December 25, 2009, 07:18:17 AM
With proper compensation.... I may be convinced to be NYE babysitter.... as long as they're angels and all provisions are supplied.....
I'm having a non-event for NYE this year.....
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 25, 2009, 05:52:25 PM
With proper compensation.... I may be convinced to be NYE babysitter.... as long as they're angels and all provisions are supplied.....
I'm having a non-event for NYE this year.....


Have a good one carnts! I've started on the drink and not stopping till NYD!

Theres a ringing endorsement for employment involving the care of small children if i ever saw one!  :P

Anyways... FUCK babysitting Wee Nicky and Woah Jez's respective hellspawn..... just come keep the metal and booze flowing at this years HEAVY METAL NYE SHITFIT!!!! :D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Nosaj on December 26, 2009, 02:34:19 AM
Be a good one anyway. Considering the neighbours at the start of my street will be having a doof doof NWE party. This Metal party is a must.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 26, 2009, 03:00:56 AM
Be a good one anyway. Considering the neighbours at the start of my street will be having a doof doof NWE party. This Metal party is a must.


Nosaj san..... NYE without you is like fishing without baileys, farting without having had chinese and midori without caccitore..... SUCH THINGS DO NOT EXIST IN THIS TIME AND SPACE!


See ya there brother! ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Nosaj on December 26, 2009, 05:32:35 AM
Be a good one anyway. Considering the neighbours at the start of my street will be having a doof doof NWE party. This Metal party is a must.


Nosaj san..... NYE without you is like fishing without baileys,

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi109.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn55%2Fnosaj_02%2F3225485136a3225527452b190745021o.jpg&hash=08e3b26061d25d0263fbfda6a53c47753bef933d)
"You like Baileys?"
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on December 26, 2009, 05:38:02 AM
Oh no, Jase is coming too.

I can expect the cops by 10, the Sexual Harrassment people by 11 and the RSPCA by midnight.

Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Evil_-_Butterfly on December 26, 2009, 08:36:58 PM
With proper compensation.... I may be convinced to be NYE babysitter.... as long as they're angels and all provisions are supplied.....
I'm having a non-event for NYE this year.....


Have a good one carnts! I've started on the drink and not stopping till NYD!

Theres a ringing endorsement for employment involving the care of small children if i ever saw one!  :P

Anyways... FUCK babysitting Wee Nicky and Woah Jez's respective hellspawn..... just come keep the metal and booze flowing at this years HEAVY METAL NYE SHITFIT!!!! :D

Haha jesus I don't remember that one!
Don't drink and post, probably a good rule of thumb eh!
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Nosaj on December 28, 2009, 10:25:26 PM
Be a good one anyway. Considering the neighbours at the start of my street will be having a doof doof NWE party. This Metal party is a must.


Nosaj san..... NYE without you is like fishing without baileys, farting without having had chinese and midori without caccitore..... SUCH THINGS DO NOT EXIST IN THIS TIME AND SPACE!


See ya there brother! ;D
[/quote}You forgot Geoffs spew without chips being in there.
Also I think Midori spalshed in a caccitore dish would  taste pretty revolting. :sick:
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Jimmy_Mate on December 31, 2009, 07:18:27 AM
BROTHERS OF METAL / SISTERS OF STEEL .... THIS IS TOMMOROW NIGHT!!!!!

We are all set - just some last minute bits and pieces being implemented as we speak.

HUNDREDS of hours of INSANE METAL / other music selectable on the jukebox!

10KG sausages

6kg Honey Soy / Satay Chicken Nibbles

Address details will be sent via private messages as requested!

See yous there!!!!! :-D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: DamoESP on December 31, 2009, 07:19:20 AM
SOD, sent you a PM for the addy, I may just attend :o

EDIT: Ignore that, just got your facebook message :P
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on December 31, 2009, 07:34:41 PM
JUst putting a few finishing touches in and we will be right to go.

Just a note:  To prevent any gatecrashers or anti-sociable fuckwits, wherever possible I will be meeting people at the gate to welcome them as they arrive.  People we know will be welcomed, people we don't know will not, unless vouched for by someone we do.  Any misbehavior by these unknown quantities will reflect on the person who guaranteed their behavior, and BOTH will be ejected, so keep your people in line. 

Other than that welcome to my home and Daz and Sod's trainwreck.   :)
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: ironguardian on January 01, 2010, 01:21:07 AM
What's the deal with parking? Side of the street?
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on January 01, 2010, 01:30:57 AM
What's the deal with parking? Side of the street?

Heaps of parking.  The street is a cul-de-sac so no danger of a repeat of last party.  The neighbours are all aware of tonight and some of them have allowed us to use their frontages.  If things get a little tight, there is an alley 100M up the road that leads to a shopping centre with mass parking there too, Hull road is the access.  Call me on 0412 435076 when you arrive if parking looks a bit questionable and I will deal with it. 
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Melkor on January 01, 2010, 05:46:22 PM
awesome party from what I can remember  :clap:

Jez your spa is so fucking comfortable when naked (but you probably already know this?)  :P
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on January 01, 2010, 08:23:16 PM
Hey man, your cock is so ugly when it's in my spa (but you probably already know this).   :sick:

The last corpses are shuffling out the door now.  Those that can walk anyway, the others we will mop around.   ;D
It was a big night.  The closest I could get to an accurate bodycount was between 85 and 95 people.  
Big thanks to:

Daz for the jukebox and all the rest, a champion as ever.
Numbat for the beer fridge and the pre-party preparation work, and for NOT vomitting on my couch this one time.  ;D
Simon, Geoff, Gemma, Al and the other diehards for the big help cleaning up over the last hour or so, and for the wicked brekkie.   Sorry 'bout your head Al.   :D
Simmo for the help over the last two weeks busting ass helping me prepare the place in horrid temperatures and the BRILLIANT security work.  Couldn't have done it without you, and I mean that literally.  
My lady Michelle for all the work she has done ,and just generally being cool about the gaggle of gallopping retards I call a peer group tramping through our once clean house.
The rest of you know who you are, thanks again.

But mostly I want to thank everybody for their good behavior.  Other than the one piss-fueled incident, everyone was respectful to my neighbours, well behaved towards each other and in a great mood throughout the night.  Breakage was minimal and those who caused it did their best to repair it.  It was fucking brilliant to see, and I am most pleased.   :)

Shit, another corpse just resurrected and I gotta run it home.    
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: The Janitor on January 01, 2010, 08:47:43 PM
Thanks Jez and Michelle for having us around and putting up with us stinky bogans!  :clap:
It was an awesome NYE with a bunch of great people, some of which I hadn't seen in ages  :headbang:
All the best to everyone for 2010....


.... oh and Al, today is Friday and I'm sure everyone who was around the fire will be at Destroyer666  :laugh:


Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Nosaj on January 01, 2010, 10:56:52 PM
Was a good party. Thanx for having us Jez. The lighting effect in the pool looked awesome. Just got up an hour ago and I don't feel too crap.
Although the smoke from the fire is giving me hayfever. Was also starting to get painful heartburn in my oesophagus. Comes and goes. But havn't had it for a while.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: schist on January 01, 2010, 11:00:57 PM
PAWNS OF WAR  :headbang:
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Nosaj on January 02, 2010, 12:19:26 AM
It would have played if it wasn't for that gay windows bullshit.
Ps: Vegimite on toast with orange juice. Plenty of water. followed by a Coffee and cake or biscuit. Does wonders for a hangover. But vegimite is the best. Lynx Anti hangover bodywash gel also works a treat. However it only goes so far.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: WarNick on January 02, 2010, 12:30:54 AM
Cheers for having us Jez, we managed to get a good 3 and a half hours before Rich couldn't take any more, but we had a good night. :)

Poor guy, we're horrible parents.  :hmm:
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Dementor on January 02, 2010, 12:41:51 AM
It would have played if it wasn't for that gay windows bullshit.
Ps: Vegimite on toast with orange juice. Plenty of water. followed by a Coffee and cake or biscuit. Does wonders for a hangover. But vegimite is the best. Lynx Anti hangover bodywash gel also works a treat. However it only goes so far.
I prefer 4-5 buckets, a 6 pack of Vodka UDL's followed by another 4-5 buckets then a few more UDL's then a couple of Zantac and a shit load of beer.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: littlewing on January 02, 2010, 01:02:08 AM
thanks Jez for a kick ass party, was great fun.
See you all at Destruction 667  :headbang: :headbang:
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: chancellorisgod on January 02, 2010, 02:32:44 AM
Fucking awesome night Jez, cheers for having us round mate!
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catweazle on January 02, 2010, 02:47:19 AM
cheers for the party jez well fucking done !!  :clap:

im glad i didnt see you junk jake , i dont need pain so early in the year ...

i dont have a ticket but i no everyone sitting round the fire this morning heard Al clearly state several times , "if you cant come i will buy you a ticket " ..... what do you rekon my chances are going with this plan aye ??

Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: ironguardian on January 02, 2010, 03:12:34 AM
i dont have a ticket but i no everyone sitting round the fire this morning heard Al clearly state several times , "if you cant come i will buy you a ticket " ..... what do you rekon my chances are going with this plan aye ??

Hahah, yup, I heard that at least once this morning   :P

Excellent party Jez et al, was a whole bunch of fun. That lights show was impressive too, how'd you get your neighbor to set of that flare?  ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on January 02, 2010, 04:16:19 AM
Yeah, the dudes in the next street set off illegal fireworks every year at midnight.  Sometimes their displays have been pretty spectactular.  Beechboro is a haven of dubious activity.   ;D

I have found a bunch of items that we don't own.  There are various pieces of clothing, a beachtowel, a full packet of cigarettes, a pair of thongs, a few bottles of spirits in various stages of consumation - I'm drinking those, bitches -  and even a small piece of jewellery found in the pool.  If these items are not claimed we will be chucking the clothing and thongs in a salvos bin, keeping the towels, and giving the jewellery to Simon, the guy who found it.

 There are also some items that people have lost that don't appear to be here, including a mobile phone and a purse/wallet.  If anyone finds these things amongst their debris, pleasre contact me.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Cain_ on January 02, 2010, 01:28:27 PM
Heya Jez...

Thank you for a most pleasant entrance to 2010 with my fellow louts.  I thoroughly enjoyed myself.  May your recycling bin always over flow with used beer bottles.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Melkor on January 02, 2010, 03:53:32 PM
is the beach towel full of holes and smells of kero? If so that would be my fire smothering rag, probably best off binning it, not really something your going to want to use as a towel
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on January 02, 2010, 04:07:26 PM
Could be.  It does look a bit shabby. 

The fire is still burning.  About 5 years ago I needed a heap of sand to level the yard and so I hatched a sinister plan; I would remove tons of sand from a select spot in the yard, and bury rubble and old rubbish and stuff in the hole.  The hole however ended up being around 2 meters deep and 2 metres wide, and so I decided to bury these huge Ficus Tree logs that I had been trying to get rid of for years.  When I dug the firepit the other day I positioned it in that location, and wouldn't you know the old logs have started burning away, taking the ground away with it. 

For some reason it amuses me to see how long it will keep burning.

Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Dementor on January 02, 2010, 05:40:19 PM
Could be.  It does look a bit shabby. 

The fire is still burning.  About 5 years ago I needed a heap of sand to level the yard and so I hatched a sinister plan; I would remove tons of sand from a select spot in the yard, and bury rubble and old rubbish and stuff in the hole.  The hole however ended up being around 2 meters deep and 2 metres wide, and so I decided to bury these huge Ficus Tree logs that I had been trying to get rid of for years.  When I dug the firepit the other day I positioned it in that location, and wouldn't you know the old logs have started burning away, taking the ground away with it. 

For some reason it amuses me to see how long it will keep burning.


You should have a Pit BBQ, I can't remember the spelling but I think they're called Hungy's or something like that. We've had a few and the meat comes out beautiful...
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: nihilist on January 02, 2010, 06:44:05 PM
Hungi/hangi.

The main idea behind it is using hot rocks, not burning bits of wood. Ash makes it taste awful. When you lay it there are no flames whatsoever.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Dementor on January 02, 2010, 06:54:45 PM
Hungi/hangi.

The main idea behind it is using hot rocks, not burning bits of wood. Ash makes it taste awful. When you lay it there are no flames whatsoever.
We use wood and when it dies down add the hot rocks, seems to make it a bit quicker.

Either way they are sweet when done right...
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: cdtBEAST on January 02, 2010, 08:58:28 PM
Awesome party Jez. Huge thanks to you your wife & your 2 kids for putting up with us. Glad u rate it as a success because everyone I spoke to (I speak a lot hahaha) all were having an great time.
Jake you are a mad dog. Naked pool & spa antics were hillarious, glad Jezs kids were still tucked up inside when that happened tho.
Al ALMOST made it the entire party without spilling a drop of alchohol. Then @ the last moment during breakfast & cleanup he managed to spill his entire glass of fresh poured bourbon on the pingpong table along with half of the coffees Jez had just made for the rest of us hahaha
The spa water resembled pea soup.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on January 03, 2010, 01:33:29 AM
It still does.  I must drain it out this evening.  Recipe for ruining spa chemistry: Insert one Guy Bell, churn for 4 hours.  

Yuk.  ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Grim on January 03, 2010, 01:48:42 AM
I just woke up :sick:.... Cheers Jez. NYE is always best spent with fellow metalheads.

At one point there were about 4-5 girls dancing away on the patio area and there was this real fat seedy looking guy (sorry if this is you). He was leaning slighty forward as if to reatain balance. He was oggling without care at the girls dancing. He had his tounge hanging out and he was drooling on his jeans. Haha! :clap:  Well done.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on January 03, 2010, 02:39:02 AM
Haha I musta missed that one.   ;D

You are just getting up now?  Fuck you must get bad hangovers dude. 
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Nosaj on January 03, 2010, 03:32:19 AM
It still does.  I must drain it out this evening.  Recipe for ruining spa chemistry: Insert one Guy Bell, churn for 4 hours.  

Yuk.  ;D
gross
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: whammy on January 03, 2010, 09:16:09 PM
yeah it was a great night, had a blast...cheers for putting it on Catalyst, TnT and co...
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Nosaj on January 03, 2010, 10:24:09 PM
Nice collection of Starwars stuff.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Nosaj on January 03, 2010, 10:33:31 PM
I just woke up :sick:....
Must have been pretty fucked. Have any weird dreams? I did.
I dreamt that Luke had turned evil and became a danger to the metal crew. A few dudes took him on, but in the end it was up to me to stop Luke. But I had to scull down a half bottle(squeezer) of honey for energy to take on Luke.
Thats the last time I have McMuffins before I go to bed. :P
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on January 03, 2010, 10:52:28 PM
Damn Jase, you just get stranger and stranger.   ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Mago_Haydz on January 04, 2010, 06:26:50 PM
pics cunts! PICS!
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: cdtBEAST on January 06, 2010, 04:43:24 AM
Any bets on drooling seedy guy. Me thinks it's the one the girls are naming rapist eyes. Trease u drove him home hahaha.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: TnT on January 06, 2010, 05:15:48 AM
Ah come on, Al isn't that bad! ;D

Awesome party, cheers to everyone that came.. one of the best NYEs in ages.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: schist on January 06, 2010, 05:49:49 AM
Any bets on drooling seedy guy. Me thinks it's the one the girls are naming rapist eyes. Trease u drove him home hahaha.

Nah, the one you call "rapist eyes" wasn't wearing jeans, so I don't think it could have been him ...
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: nihilist on January 06, 2010, 06:15:12 AM
Clearly faeces. How isn't that obvious.

The real highlight of the night was Christianity being defeated in foosball. Speacial mention goes to SOD.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: whammy on January 06, 2010, 04:50:05 PM
the trampolining firethrowers
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: nihilist on January 06, 2010, 04:52:39 PM
Yer how many holes burnt in that trampoline now Jez? Haha.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on January 07, 2010, 01:35:13 AM
Ah come on, Al isn't that bad! ;D
Al asked me where the toilets are 4 times that night.  When I let him use the nice new ensuite bathroom at the end of the hall, he seemed absolutely bewildered.  Strange man.   ;D

Special mention goes to SOD.
Actually, special mention should go to YOU, for actually leaving the house.  SOD WAS in fine drunken form wasn't he?  I'm sure he would want to forget that night if his brain hadn't - quite literally - erazed all memory of it already.   ;D  He wasn't alone though, there were a lot of the shitfaced blundering around, trying to tell me things in voices so slurred I could make out maybe one word in four.
 
Yer how many holes burnt in that trampoline now Jez? Haha.
Actually, other than i few dents in the matting and a couple of missing springs it looks fairly unscathed.  Speaking of that, I should send out a blanket thanks to all involved in the night for NOT destroying my house.  A few licks of paint, a carpet shampooer and a few minor repairs were all that was needed to salvage the house and yard, and I could not have hoped for better.  The best reference to the behavior of the lot of you is this: THE COPS NEVER ARRIVED, NOT EVEN ONCE!
Even Lord Longi, queen of the NYE parties can't make THAT claim.   

Well done. 

Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: DamoESP on January 07, 2010, 02:54:47 AM
Was a good night, thanks to Jez, Sod and Daz for getting it organised and thanks again Jez for the use of your house :)
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: cdtBEAST on January 08, 2010, 06:56:58 AM
One of my fav new years so far. You kicked much ass old boy.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: whammy on January 08, 2010, 05:28:02 PM
speaking of good nights...last night was farkin great! (except for Cynic)
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Catalyst on January 09, 2010, 02:06:43 AM
Funny thing, perspective.  

I had a horrid fortnight leading up to it and a ghastly night during the main event.  I was sober, constantly on crowd control duty, cleaning up virtually non-stop, kept busy washing glasses and cooking for hours on end, sweeping up broken glass,  badgered by twits, knocked around by drunken monkeys...
It wasn't a lot of fun.  By the time things chilled back enough to relax a bit and chill out in the spa, the sun was coming up and I was well buggered.     :err:

At the time I swore "never again".  Ten days later and everyone has been telling me about how much they enjoyed my house and Daz and SODs pissup, and it seems to be that I am the only one who didn't have a seriously bangin' time.  So I guess it wasn't as awful a night as I imagined, it's just that the rule I had been told before is true: If it is a truly successful party, the hosts will not enjoy themselves.  Sad but true.  
So I retract the "never again".  Let's make it "Give me a few years to recover and maybe ask me again".   :hmm:

Til then, thanks guys.  See you at Daz's.  
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: schist on January 09, 2010, 05:20:08 AM
speaking of good nights...last night was farkin great! (except for Cynic)

I agree, Cynic were sensational.  ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: whammy on January 09, 2010, 07:47:40 AM
i remain cynical
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: ded on January 10, 2010, 04:28:59 PM
The real highlight of the night was Christianity being defeated in foosball.

Closely followed by me kicking your arse.  ;D
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: nihilist on January 10, 2010, 04:44:05 PM
?! I won!
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: whammy on January 12, 2010, 06:33:08 AM
in ur life...not likely
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: nihilist on January 12, 2010, 04:32:56 PM
I win every single day.

But I especially won foosball against Louise. Convincingly.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: whammy on January 12, 2010, 04:52:23 PM
...aren't nihilists supposed to believe in nothing, not know nothing  ;D     (feel free to correct my grammar)
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: ded on January 13, 2010, 12:21:33 AM
You didn't win you spazz, you just got really confused at the end of the game and convinced yourself you were the winning colour  :P
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: nihilist on January 13, 2010, 12:35:42 AM
No, that's what YOU did!

Whammy: It's not that simple at all!
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: whammy on January 13, 2010, 01:08:42 AM
sounds like fun to me
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: TnT on February 19, 2010, 07:30:43 PM
Something random but no one seems to have asked so thought I'd mention it. A few things were left behind at Jez's place - a couple of esky type things and a black bag which has some band patches sew onto it. The patches are Satyricon, Agalloch, Mortiis and Bathory. If it is anyones or someone knows whose it is then let us know.
Title: Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!
Post by: Toby on February 19, 2010, 09:43:07 PM
Something random but no one seems to have asked so thought I'd mention it. A few things were left behind at Jez's place - a couple of esky type things and a black bag which has some band patches sew onto it. The patches are Satyricon, Agalloch, Mortiis and Bathory. If it is anyones or someone knows whose it is then let us know.

yeh i think that bag is Erik's