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Title: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Nosaj on June 12, 2010, 08:53:20 AM
This Video appeared on Rage just a few minutes ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdZAkA4VpA
It's from some retro 80's techno outfit by the name of Goldfrapp. Which has a bunch of blackmetal dudes doing aerobic excersizes. The video itself is pretty much a cheesy rippoff from olivia Newton Johns Physical. I view this as a direct insult to Blackmetaller and Metal heads in general.  
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Post by: DRONED on June 12, 2010, 09:16:59 AM
saw that too!!!  :ranting:

fuckers!
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Stormrider on June 12, 2010, 09:38:04 AM
hahah that hilarious!   :laugh:

if anything needs to be taken the piss out of more, it's Black Metal  :cunning:
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Post by: nihilist on June 12, 2010, 10:47:20 AM
Am I meant to be outraged or disinterested?

I'm going with the latter.
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: DRONED on June 12, 2010, 11:02:35 AM
i think thrash needs to be taken down a peg or two  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Mago_Haydz on June 12, 2010, 04:41:40 PM
hahah that hilarious!   :laugh:

if anything needs to be taken the piss out of more, it's Black Metal  :cunning:

hahaha, totally agree dude.
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Stormrider on June 12, 2010, 05:25:53 PM
i think thrash needs to be taken down a peg or two  :eyebrows:

 :eyebrows:
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Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: littlewing on June 12, 2010, 05:42:13 PM
hahahahaha I think its hilarious!!!!!
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Post by: Boeijen on June 12, 2010, 06:56:57 PM
That wasn't a pisstake about Black Metallers, that was a documentary.  ;D
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Post by: Ingasm on June 12, 2010, 07:31:48 PM
haha brilliant!
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Post by: schist on June 12, 2010, 07:44:49 PM
Attempting to give a fuck .......... failed.  :(
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Post by: faeces on June 12, 2010, 09:12:46 PM
that's it i'm gonna burn all my goldfrapp CDs
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: PremierMaelstrom on June 12, 2010, 10:25:57 PM
Black metallers don't retrodance.

They're clearly Emos.
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Catalyst on June 13, 2010, 01:51:00 AM
I always thought of the whole black metal makeup thing to be a bit of a parody anyway, so I see this simply as just a parody of a parody. 
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Nosaj on June 13, 2010, 07:18:01 AM
Oh well. I just thought it was an insult to Metalheads in General.  ::)
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Post by: Catalyst on June 13, 2010, 05:04:44 PM
I don't understand why the Black Metal dudes have glittering blue/green blood.
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: The_Peeper on June 13, 2010, 06:55:24 PM
How is it an insult? It's a parody via way of ridiculous juxtaposition. Nosaj, do you get all huffy when you watch Spinal Tap or Metalocalypse because it portrays metal heads as bone-headed simpletons? Or is it OK because the creators "understand" metal  ::)

PS: Goldfrapp's Felt Mountain is a masterpeice.
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Post by: Damo on June 13, 2010, 07:05:46 PM
Looks more like a preview for the new Twilight film...
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Post by: ChuckBilly on June 14, 2010, 01:23:07 AM
Black Metal is funny. This clip is not.
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Nosaj on June 14, 2010, 07:18:57 AM
that's it i'm gonna burn all my goldfrapp CDs
I hope this isn't a side effect from eating Beatroot chips. :P
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Nosaj on June 14, 2010, 07:20:58 AM
How is it an insult? It's a parody via way of ridiculous juxtaposition. Nosaj, do you get all huffy when you watch Spinal Tap or Metalocalypse because it portrays metal heads as bone-headed simpletons? Or is it OK because the creators "understand" metal  ::)

PS: Goldfrapp's Felt Mountain is a masterpeice.
Whats Spinal Tap? ;D
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Post by: goat on June 14, 2010, 04:01:09 PM
They Dance good for Black Metalers.
Maybe thats part of the Parody? Or is it more realism? :eyebrows:
;D
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: DRONED on June 14, 2010, 10:03:17 PM
I always thought of the whole black metal makeup thing to be a bit of a parody anyway, so I see this simply as just a parody of a parody. 

um, do you know what the "make up" corpse paint represents in black metal?
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: nihilist on June 14, 2010, 10:52:29 PM
Semen.
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: DRONED on June 14, 2010, 11:18:04 PM
for you ^^........... anything  :sick:
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: nihilist on June 14, 2010, 11:22:37 PM
You're offering up your face to be smeared in my semen?

Not a WF first, but for you, I could oblige.
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: DRONED on June 14, 2010, 11:33:09 PM
if i was the first then yes, but since your a WF slut im going to pass.......... your bad


plus thats too death metal for me.
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: EvilElvis on June 14, 2010, 11:53:43 PM
If anything, that video has some weak ass Illuminati style set design.  :fap:
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Post by: dparker on June 15, 2010, 12:48:30 AM
The Illuminati is watching you...
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: goat on June 15, 2010, 01:08:27 AM
I always thought of the whole black metal makeup thing to be a bit of a parody anyway, so I see this simply as just a parody of a parody. 

um, do you know what the "make up" corpse paint represents in black metal?

im only guessing, Corpses? :hmm:
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: chantian_deanie on June 15, 2010, 08:00:02 AM
It means fuck all and anyone who thinks it means anything is full of shit because they copied it from people who copied it from people who used it to look tuff.
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Blue In Green on June 15, 2010, 08:31:40 AM
hahah i love black metal and ive wore corpse paint and stuff but i also find this funny rather than insulting . 
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Catalyst on June 15, 2010, 03:34:09 PM
I always thought of the whole black metal makeup thing to be a bit of a parody anyway, so I see this simply as just a parody of a parody. 

um, do you know what the "make up" corpse paint represents in black metal?

im only guessing, Corpses? :hmm:


Hahahahahaha no chance. 
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: nihilist on June 15, 2010, 04:52:23 PM
Corpse paint originated right about here in terms of musical performance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8)
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: goat on June 15, 2010, 06:12:33 PM
I always thought of the whole black metal makeup thing to be a bit of a parody anyway, so I see this simply as just a parody of a parody. 

um, do you know what the "make up" corpse paint represents in black metal?

im only guessing, Corpses? :hmm:


Hahahahahaha no chance. 

Awwgh, i couldve sworn it was. :'(


Corpse paint originated right about here in terms of musical performance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8)


ha ha ha gold performance there. see the drummer? reminds me of this dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMLXoobDKWs
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Stormrider on June 16, 2010, 04:28:46 AM
While we are on the subject of funny BM related stuff check this out :D

http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/5165/black-metal-babysitting (http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/5165/black-metal-babysitting)
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Bherstuk on June 16, 2010, 04:32:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvZBfdRXGC4
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: EvilElvis on June 16, 2010, 04:38:54 PM
Ha well spotted  :laugh:
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: DRONED on June 16, 2010, 07:51:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvZBfdRXGC4

hahahahaha fucking gold

I always thought of the whole black metal makeup thing to be a bit of a parody anyway, so I see this simply as just a parody of a parody. 

um, do you know what the "make up" corpse paint represents in black metal?

im only guessing, Corpses? :hmm:

thread re name.........metal band belittle themselves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6e0HmGVYzg
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: goat on June 18, 2010, 02:01:55 AM
rough very rough.
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Nosaj on June 19, 2010, 10:26:44 PM
Saw the clip again last night. I was too quick to react last week. Cos I can see the funny side of it now and come to think of it the song and vid isn't too bad either.
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: HeavyMetalMerchant on June 20, 2010, 02:32:13 AM
Wow that video is so 80s.
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Post by: cheersvb on June 24, 2010, 09:02:02 PM
this isnt even news cos metal peeps are always makeing fun of other music

fuckn haha u got trolled by GOlDFLAPS hahahahhaah
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Post by: Metallifux on July 01, 2010, 02:55:44 AM
brilliant
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Post by: whammy on July 22, 2010, 08:53:36 PM
a few hot bods in black metal videos...o good suggestion, c'mon a silver lining there!   :rofl:  :clap:  ...or is that what is so insulting.. :hmm:
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Nosaj on July 23, 2010, 06:52:42 AM
^
Saw the clip again last night. I was too quick to react last week. Cos I can see the funny side of it now and come to think of it the song and vid isn't too bad either.
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Post by: MegaPaul on August 02, 2010, 03:32:50 AM
pretty humourous
Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Nosaj on April 21, 2011, 06:25:17 AM
I apologise for digging up an old thread. But I saw the clip again and realised the chick thats singing looks a bit like MetalEz :-X.
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Post by: Metalez on April 21, 2011, 05:59:47 PM
Wha!!!?....Its the Silver headband and pants isnt it??  :-\
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Post by: whammy on April 21, 2011, 06:25:35 PM
funny how you responded 
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Post by: Stormrider on April 22, 2011, 12:11:05 AM
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Title: Re: Black Metallers belittled in GoldFrapp video
Post by: Nosaj on April 22, 2011, 04:40:16 AM
Wha!!!?....Its the Silver headband and pants isnt it??  :-\
At first. Then I realised I could actualy doing that sort of thing to Blackmetallers. Especialy the ones that carry handbags. I mean satchels. ;D