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General => General discussion => Topic started by: Rotten on July 14, 2010, 05:22:40 AM

Title: Need to hire a midget for a party!
Post by: Rotten on July 14, 2010, 05:22:40 AM: As above.

A friend is having a 40th next Saturday and she wants a midget to hang out and be a waiter ect..
Does anyone know of any that are good sports and would be willing to entertain?
You can 'hire' small people in Sydney but not in Perth.

And please dont start with the moral values.

It'd be piss funny..

METAL
Title: Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
Post by: TnT on July 14, 2010, 08:32:51 AM: "Ich bin Nick Bean!"

Oh.. more like a hobbit really..
;D

(Sorry Nick 8))
Title: Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
Post by: Muscles on July 14, 2010, 05:48:44 PM: Would you accept a child with a beard?
Title: Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
Post by: WarNick on July 14, 2010, 06:19:47 PM: I'M A HUMAN BEING.... FUCK.
Title: Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
Post by: TnT on July 14, 2010, 06:44:31 PM: Quote from: Muscles on July 14, 2010, 05:48:44 PM
Would you accept a child with a beard?
NO BEARD - NO GOOD.
Title: Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
Post by: Bherstuk on July 15, 2010, 02:36:28 AM: And I here I was thinking that midgets were only used for porn. Go figure :hmm:
Title: Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
Post by: TomC on July 15, 2010, 03:20:17 AM: Have midget, can cook too!

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fungusboy.net%2Fthumbnails%2Fralph.jpg&hash=97c67ac793fab2063709fb8164a89c1c5a2c4082)
Title: Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
Post by: chancellorisgod on July 15, 2010, 03:38:11 AM: Quote from: TnT on July 14, 2010, 06:44:31 PM
Quote from: Muscles on July 14, 2010, 05:48:44 PM
Would you accept a child with a beard?
NO BEARD - NO GOOD.

Or to quote The Beards themselves - If your Dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two Mums!

Best song title.
Title: Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
Post by: TnT on July 15, 2010, 07:51:15 AM: :hmm:
I did quote The Beards themselves...

That is a good song title though.. but all their songs are great.
Not to mention put on a good show. So glad I went when they came.
Title: Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
Post by: Rotten on July 16, 2010, 04:19:48 AM: Quote from: TomC on July 15, 2010, 03:20:17 AM
Have midget, can cook too!

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fungusboy.net%2Fthumbnails%2Fralph.jpg&hash=97c67ac793fab2063709fb8164a89c1c5a2c4082)
Haha I'll take it!!!
Title: Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
Post by: whammy on July 16, 2010, 08:55:47 PM: sounds novel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSrGyx_KliM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSrGyx_KliM&feature=related)