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Title: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: TAPOUT on September 02, 2010, 08:24:24 PM
That's right bitches, I was just at the gym and can now bench press 235kg effortlessly!  Suck shit cunts, Im a fuckin winner.

I challenge ANY of you pencil-necked geeks to beat that.  ;D
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: faeces on September 02, 2010, 08:29:12 PM
I did your mother  >:(
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: venismecha on September 02, 2010, 09:52:04 PM
I can do push-ups on my toes

Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Mago_Haydz on September 02, 2010, 10:01:05 PM
I can do cock pushups.... well, only 1
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 03, 2010, 12:29:21 AM
Tapout is primarily a MMA brand, therefore I must question your logic.

There's no point in being able to press large amounts of weight if you punch like a fish.

Fuck, wait, I've thought about this too much.

Carry on.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: whammy on September 03, 2010, 01:05:14 AM
true that...the real-life scenario poses a different problem, can press but cant lift a heavy stone...

WSM   marius pudjanowski or whatever...that there is some angry strong shit...
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: ChuckBilly on September 03, 2010, 01:22:50 AM
I think what TAPOUT is trying to say is that he was just at the gym and his 235kg buddy just fucked him effortlessly.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: old gregg on September 03, 2010, 01:38:07 AM
Quote
I can do cock pushups.... well, only 1

One is all you need.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: goat on September 03, 2010, 02:43:29 AM
I'd obviously wanna see pictures of that before i believed it.



Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: TAPOUT on September 03, 2010, 02:58:37 AM
I think what TAPOUT is trying to say is that he was just at the gym and his 235kg buddy just fucked him effortlessly.

You must have a lot of balls, or just be extremely fuckin stupid, trying to start shit with someone who can bench press 235kg

Ill beat your ass into submission within seconds, you fuckin keyboard warrior pussy. You got somethin to say? Say it to my face cunt.

Fear my tribal tattoo
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: goat on September 03, 2010, 03:25:10 AM
i got into training for years, most i ever did was 155 so your doing fucking good.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: ChuckBilly on September 03, 2010, 03:30:19 AM
I have 3 tribal tattoos and I can bench 275kg
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: goat on September 03, 2010, 03:49:37 AM
nice. :clap:
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: TAPOUT on September 03, 2010, 03:52:45 AM
I am tougher than the drummer from SAVIOUR
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 03, 2010, 07:20:50 AM
true that...the real-life scenario poses a different problem, can press but cant lift a heavy stone...

WSM   marius pudjanowski or whatever...that there is some angry strong shit...

Marius is actually currently trying his hand at MMA.

Tim Sylvia beat the snot out of him.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Ingasm on September 03, 2010, 07:36:19 AM
I came sixteen thick spurts.

Who is the better man, is clear to see.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: petrol n metal on September 03, 2010, 08:08:48 AM
I think what TAPOUT is trying to say is that he was just at the gym and his 235kg buddy just fucked him effortlessly.

You must have a lot of balls, or just be extremely fuckin stupid, trying to start shit with someone who can bench press 235kg

Ill beat your ass into submission within seconds, you fuckin keyboard warrior pussy. You got somethin to say? Say it to my face cunt.

Fear my tribal tattoo

And there you go again with the ass pumping and what not. Ill bet that the tribal tattoo is nothing but a tramp stamp just above his g string line.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: whammy on September 03, 2010, 08:35:44 PM
true that...the real-life scenario poses a different problem, can press but cant lift a heavy stone...

WSM   marius pudjanowski or whatever...that there is some angry strong shit...

Marius is actually currently trying his hand at MMA.

Tim Sylvia beat the snot out of him.

oh yeah?  there you go...i dont watch that shit...as sex deprived as those guys are
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: TAPOUT on September 03, 2010, 09:28:46 PM
And there you go again with the ass pumping and what not. Ill bet that the tribal tattoo is nothing but a tramp stamp just above his g string line.

You better fuckin watch your mouth cunt, you dont know when to keep it shut.

ME and my boys will fuck you up.  You better watch yourself, you little faggot cunt!

I gave your mother a tramp stamp last night you little cocksucker, whos yuor daddy now?  :ranting:
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: EvilElvis on September 03, 2010, 09:33:58 PM
(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mmaoverload.com%2Fimages%2Fproduct_images%2Ftapout-you-shouldve-tapped-tshirt.jpg&hash=ca1e674346bfeb898dd2ac7e6213a6933de05040)
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Mago_Haydz on September 03, 2010, 09:42:23 PM
And there you go again with the ass pumping and what not. Ill bet that the tribal tattoo is nothing but a tramp stamp just above his g string line.

You better fuckin watch your mouth cunt, you dont know when to keep it shut.

ME and my boys will fuck you up.  You better watch yourself, you little faggot cunt!

I gave your mother a tramp stamp last night you little cocksucker, whos yuor daddy now?  :ranting:

hahahaha.... you're a nutter, even if you are a fake one. Roid Rage is funny...

(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmyspace.roflposters.com%2Fimages%2Frofl%2Fmyspace%2F1208382090896.jpg.%255Broflposters.com%255D.myspace.jpg&hash=b7838b9b4e29605923deada4a4d4ea1a101bd578)
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: TAPOUT on September 03, 2010, 09:50:27 PM
I'll glass you cunt

Also, why the fuck do you have 'Fuck Asparagus' as your signature?  Cant get any pussy, so you turn to vegetables?
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Mago_Haydz on September 03, 2010, 09:55:19 PM
I'll glass you cunt

Also, why the fuck do you have 'Fuck Asparagus' as your signature?  Cant get any pussy, so you turn to vegetables?

I need a good glazier. Want a job?

Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Sins Of The Father on September 03, 2010, 11:25:48 PM
Tapout, in all seriousness, you do realize this is a METAL forum and not a MMA forum?

I just cant see how you can think anyones gives a shit. I dunno maybe its just me?

Guys help me out here? Does anyone give a shit or am I just tripping out?



Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: chantian_deanie on September 03, 2010, 11:39:45 PM
Seems like you give a shit.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: EvilElvis on September 04, 2010, 12:05:36 AM

Guys help me out here? Does anyone give a shit or am I just tripping out?

You're tapping out.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: goat on September 04, 2010, 12:06:11 AM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

man i think its funny as fuck.

Not to say Tapy i dont take you seriously man, i do, i do.

true that...the real-life scenario poses a different problem, can press but cant lift a heavy stone...

WSM   marius pudjanowski or whatever...that there is some angry strong shit...

Marius is actually currently trying his hand at MMA.

Tim Sylvia beat the snot out of him.

yeah, i dont think being able to bench 235kg is in most's best interests if your MMA.

If it doesnt work out you can always try your hand in MMAW or GTAW.... There's good money in it.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: EvilElvis on September 04, 2010, 12:48:21 AM
(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_5tY-XfbgJe0%2FSZ4JQiFuUEI%2FAAAAAAAACNA%2FgcPwzG2jMLM%2Fs400%2Fmanowar.jpg&hash=63acfde387a5009814cdaae2b404299a794250e9)
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: TAPOUT on September 04, 2010, 03:16:30 AM
Tapout, in all seriousness, you do realize this is a METAL forum and not a MMA forum?

Sherdog banned me from their forums, something about me being "too tough".  :)
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Gringo on September 04, 2010, 04:25:24 AM
I can bench press all youse cunts.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Mago_Haydz on September 04, 2010, 04:54:24 AM
I got benched* in year 7 for breaking the basketball ring. They knew it was me because I was the only cunt who could touch it, let alone dunk it

*had to spend a whole weeks worth of recess and lunch sitting on the bench in the undercroft
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Sins Of The Father on September 04, 2010, 05:18:03 AM
Too tough to be on a fighting forum? lol I bet theres cunts who try and organize street fights behind karrinup shops and shit eh?
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 04, 2010, 07:34:20 AM
Sherdog is a fine upstanding community that would not condone random violence of any variety.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: goat on September 04, 2010, 03:39:22 PM
everytime someone presses my bench it comes back in pieces. Im sick of it. there's just no respect anymore so....i am consficating the bench until further notice. :o

Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Mago_Haydz on September 04, 2010, 04:27:47 PM
(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.icanhascheezburger.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2008%2F8%2F12%2Finvisiblebench128630366233049405.jpg&hash=61c2094da2ebeeb3a510324796c661d218ea4af6)
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: petrol n metal on September 05, 2010, 01:49:18 AM
And there you go again with the ass pumping and what not. Ill bet that the tribal tattoo is nothing but a tramp stamp just above his g string line.

I gave your mother a tramp stamp last night you little cocksucker, whos yuor daddy now?  :ranting:

i dont see how this is posable, as my mother died a few years ago, kinda puts a hole in your story. you are nothing more than a piece of fermented knob cheese.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Louise_Sin on September 05, 2010, 02:28:39 AM
Tapout - thats what you most likely do isnt it...pussy.

If you could ACTUALLY benchpress that much i will let you fuck me in the ass. Prove it!

You would have to be 6'2-6'4 and 120-140kg, now i dont question that you weigh 140kg but are most likely 5ft fuck all, your room smells like coke zero and your fingertips are stained yellow from all those Cheetos youve been eating whilst playing WOW.

Fuck off faggot!

-this has been my annual post...love Louise xox-

 :headbang:

Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: TAPOUT on September 05, 2010, 03:16:26 AM
Tapout - thats what you most likely do isnt it...pussy.

If you could ACTUALLY benchpress that much i will let you fuck me in the ass. Prove it!

You would have to be 6'2-6'4 and 120-140kg, now i dont question that you weigh 140kg but are most likely 5ft fuck all, your room smells like coke zero and your fingertips are stained yellow from all those Cheetos youve been eating whilst playing WOW.

Fuck off faggot!

-this has been my annual post...love Louise xox-


 :headbang:



Women deserve to be beaten, not listened to.

Clearly your boyfriend never ever put you in your place.  Therefore, he's a pussy.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: ChuckBilly on September 05, 2010, 06:12:43 AM
Does your boyfriend put you in your place?
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 05, 2010, 12:56:12 PM
Sure this thread sucks, but anyone taking it seriously is absolutely retarded.

Shut your mouths and let the man make more jokes about tribal tattoos.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: goat on September 05, 2010, 03:46:35 PM
Sure this thread sucks, but anyone taking it seriously is absolutely retarded.

Shut your mouths and let the man make more jokes about tribal tattoos.


+1. :headbang:
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: chantian_deanie on September 05, 2010, 07:32:20 PM
Nah this guy just thinks he's so tough aye and like... no-one is allowed to act that tough or something.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: TAPOUT on September 05, 2010, 07:47:50 PM
Nah this guy just thinks he's so tough aye and like... no-one is allowed to act that tough or something.

I AM tough, bitch.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Nosaj on September 05, 2010, 10:32:30 PM
I thought Tapout was some sort of Tap Dancing group. Like the Tap dogs.  ;D
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: whammy on September 05, 2010, 11:08:16 PM
(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailytimes.com.pk%2Fimages%2F2005%2F09%2F01%2F1_9_2005_Tap%2520Dance.jpg&hash=755129433bc535e535a60cd33af36ad0a7b9bedc)
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: ded on September 06, 2010, 04:55:49 AM
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Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: cdtBEAST on September 06, 2010, 08:42:33 PM
Tapout you funny cunt.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: cdtBEAST on September 06, 2010, 08:46:54 PM
Anyway ya got it all wrong man. Benching don't mean shit.
The real question is, how much can ya free squat before puking & doing it all over again.
Bench comparisons are for pussies.
SQUAT BITCH!!
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Manny on September 06, 2010, 08:53:52 PM
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Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Damo on September 07, 2010, 12:33:25 AM
(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailytimes.com.pk%2Fimages%2F2005%2F09%2F01%2F1_9_2005_Tap%2520Dance.jpg&hash=755129433bc535e535a60cd33af36ad0a7b9bedc)

Notre Dame?
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Catalyst on September 07, 2010, 01:44:47 AM
I see that nothing has changed and WF is still smothering under the weight of idiots like this Tapout cretin.  Sad really, I had some new reviews to post, but I don't want to hang around and put up with these fools just to see how the reviews are received.

See you lot in a month or so. 
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 07, 2010, 03:34:42 AM
TAPOUT is one of the mods here. I actually thought it was really obvious which one too.

At the very least I thought it was obvious he's playing with you all. Not even very subtlely.

Jez the problem is that you never change. :cunning:
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: goat on September 07, 2010, 03:42:36 AM
TAPOUT is one of the mods here. I actually thought it was really obvious which one too.

At the very least I thought it was obvious he's playing with you all. Not even very subtlely.

Jez the problem is that you never change. :cunning:

i thought it might have been Ruun/Alex Dlarge for a while.

entertaining none the less.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: ChuckBilly on September 07, 2010, 03:47:27 AM
Haha I was enjoying him, who has been taking him seriously?? Except maybe Nihilist
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Nosaj on September 07, 2010, 06:38:19 AM
With Wammy it could be anything. :P
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: dparker on September 07, 2010, 08:13:21 AM
TAPOUT is one of the mods here. I actually thought it was really obvious which one too.

At the very least I thought it was obvious he's playing with you all. Not even very subtlely.

Jez the problem is that you never change. :cunning:

Haha yeah, there's a difference between TAPOUT and the other so called "trolls" of the past... aside from the fact that some people may find TAPOUT to be funny in varying degrees.

I was also certain it was a specific, hilarious, unnamed moderator from the start.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: schist on September 07, 2010, 10:13:20 PM
Yeah, it's me.  But most of you who were in on it knew that already.

Actually, TAPOUT is mine and a fellow gig-goer's satire tough-guy hardcore band that may or may not ever come to fruition.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: goat on September 07, 2010, 10:22:11 PM
nice, how's that bench going man? Keep at it and you'll be on your way to a world record. :laugh:
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 07, 2010, 10:28:06 PM
As if he could bench press 12 times his own body weight. 8)
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Necron on September 07, 2010, 10:32:37 PM
(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi196.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa47%2Fjonson_bucket%2Fjiujistus.jpg&hash=5352d32f2ceeb48156a038ad37181d0e4b37d1e5)
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: dparker on September 07, 2010, 11:18:57 PM
That's some real wrastling right there.

Does someone wanna go and tell Jez he can come back inside now? :P
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: chantian_deanie on September 07, 2010, 11:21:56 PM
I see that nothing has changed and WF is still smothering under the weight of idiots like this Tapout cretin.  Sad really, I had some new reviews to post, but I don't want to hang around and put up with these fools just to see how the reviews are received.

See you lot in a month or so. 

Get over yourself.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 07, 2010, 11:51:09 PM
(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi196.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa47%2Fjonson_bucket%2Fjiujistus.jpg&hash=5352d32f2ceeb48156a038ad37181d0e4b37d1e5)

Looks like Wanderlei Silva and Shogun Rua to me.

I'm not going to queue up and call either of those two dudes gay personally.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: goat on September 07, 2010, 11:56:35 PM
As if he could bench press 12 times his own body weight. 8)

hahaha, yep could be a bit of an issue if tried by your average Jo.
(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi196.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa47%2Fjonson_bucket%2Fjiujistus.jpg&hash=5352d32f2ceeb48156a038ad37181d0e4b37d1e5)

Looks like Wanderlei Silva and Shogun Rua to me.

I'm not going to queue up and call either of those two dudes gay personally.


Yup, definatley be giving that a miss also.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: cdtBEAST on September 10, 2010, 11:23:12 AM
I would not call either of those 2 gay.
That pic is fucking hilarious though.
Maybe they want people to call them gay just so they have an excuse to smash the shit outta them. I knew a boxer who used to wear pink tank tops out in public just so he could beat the shit outta anyone that took the piss outta him. It was a cunt of a thing to do but always entertaining.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Ingasm on September 10, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
That's the single gayest thing I've ever heard.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: chantian_deanie on September 10, 2010, 10:40:23 PM
Probably just pissed off that he couldn't beat up any real boxers.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: goat on September 11, 2010, 12:05:36 AM
I think yer supposed to kick boxers, or was that pack them, oh geez even that sounds wrong.
Ok forget that shit.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: cdtBEAST on September 12, 2010, 02:25:38 AM
Probably just pissed off that he couldn't beat up any real boxers.

Nah he was a 7 times state golden gloves champion & 3 times Australian champ.
He just loved beating the piss outta loudmouths & went out of his way wearing a pink tank top to get them to start on him so he had an excuse. He had issues. Then again so did the idiots picking on him & threatening him because of his choice of tank top color, so it all evens out I suppose.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 12, 2010, 03:13:34 AM
It's all fun and games until he meets a masochistic homosexual who wants to be beaten up and then rapes him in his sleep.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: chantian_deanie on September 12, 2010, 10:10:27 AM
Yeah, that guy sounds like a jerk but I guess anyone starting on people because they wear a pink shirt deserves to get their ass kicked.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: venismecha on September 12, 2010, 12:50:29 PM

I was also certain it was a specific, hilarious, unnamed moderator from the start.

am i the only one still waiting for the hilarity? :/
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Mago_Haydz on September 12, 2010, 04:32:29 PM

I was also certain it was a specific, hilarious, unnamed moderator from the start.

am i the only one still waiting for the hilarity? :/

yes.... I gave up a while ago.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: dparker on September 13, 2010, 08:00:21 AM

I was also certain it was a specific, hilarious, unnamed moderator from the start.

am i the only one still waiting for the hilarity? :/

Yeah, sorry... that was very misleading of me.
I was just struggling to think of other applicable words to borrow characters from.

For example, 'heterosexual' would not work... as it does not contain the letter 'i'.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: venismecha on September 13, 2010, 04:23:02 PM
heinous

shit-stirring

umm...

childlike

hipster
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Mago_Haydz on September 13, 2010, 06:13:50 PM
idiotic, dickhead, imbecile....
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: chantian_deanie on September 13, 2010, 08:52:11 PM
I didn't really find it funny either but I'm still not crying about it... seems to me like you guys are just upset because you got punked.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Mago_Haydz on September 13, 2010, 09:42:06 PM
do you really think anyone took it seriously??
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 13, 2010, 10:28:00 PM
Well I could quote 3 or 4 posts that did take it seriously but I assume everyone can read.

That may be a rash assumption however.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: chantian_deanie on September 13, 2010, 10:34:23 PM
Whether or not you believed him to be a true character you still took it seriously enough to get pissed off by it and I'm still LOLing at you.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 14, 2010, 01:49:45 AM
?

You're drunk.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: schist on September 14, 2010, 01:51:48 AM
idiotic, dickhead, imbecile....

That wouldn't be very befitting of me.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: MalignantlyGrotesque on September 21, 2010, 04:45:11 PM
Actually, TAPOUT is mine and a fellow gig-goer's satire tough-guy hardcore band that may or may not ever come to fruition.

You've got to start that up. It would be hilarious. Especially if you gigged with other hardcore bands and took the piss.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: EvilElvis on September 21, 2010, 05:37:34 PM
Found a bass player for ya:
(https://www.wf.com.au/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cinema.com%2Fimage_lib%2F4153_st1.jpg&hash=321d5097a496f75b7102f79fa29dd1f6d45e8377)
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: EvilElvis on September 21, 2010, 06:41:41 PM
Check this out:

http://mobfunda.net/video/sbjqiz3r6E4/MANOWAR-WEIGHT-TRAINING.html
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Manny on September 21, 2010, 08:52:51 PM
Herculean.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: goat on September 22, 2010, 12:56:52 AM
Check this out:

http://mobfunda.net/video/sbjqiz3r6E4/MANOWAR-WEIGHT-TRAINING.html

Gay
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: schist on September 22, 2010, 06:14:15 AM
Actually, TAPOUT is mine and a fellow gig-goer's satire tough-guy hardcore band that may or may not ever come to fruition.

You've got to start that up. It would be hilarious. Especially if you gigged with other hardcore bands and took the piss.

Haha you can join TAPOUT if you'd like!
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: MalignantlyGrotesque on September 23, 2010, 08:44:46 PM
Actually, TAPOUT is mine and a fellow gig-goer's satire tough-guy hardcore band that may or may not ever come to fruition.

You've got to start that up. It would be hilarious. Especially if you gigged with other hardcore bands and took the piss.

Haha you can join TAPOUT if you'd like!

Shit dude, i don't think i would be able to keep a straight face.

Plus i'm not cool with wearing those wifebeaters and trucker hats.
I would definitely come support you guys though, to help with the 'joke'.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 23, 2010, 10:22:17 PM
I'd go to a TAPOUT gig provided they write songs about how much of a faggot Frank Mir is.

I assume that's the title track for your first album though.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: MalignantlyGrotesque on September 24, 2010, 05:56:30 PM
I'd go to a TAPOUT gig provided they write songs about how much of a faggot Frank Mir is.

I hope he gets his fucking head kicked into the 10th row by Cro Cop, and i'm not even a big Cro Cop fan.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 24, 2010, 06:31:37 PM
I'm a huge Cro Cop fan, he's the major reason I went to 110, and I love to hate Frank Mir.

So basically, I can't wait for sunday! I too want to see a decapitation.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: TAPOUT on September 24, 2010, 10:12:20 PM
I'd go to a TAPOUT gig provided they write songs about how much of a faggot Frank Mir is.

I assume that's the title track for your first album though.

Not quite - our debut EP will be called You Wanna Go, Cunt? and will be available soon.

Our first proper album is actually titled Submission Factory and we're still in the writing stage at the moment.  We'll take your suggestion on board, though.  ;)

PERTH CITY HxC REPRESENT
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Harlequin Forest on September 25, 2010, 04:59:40 AM
I'd go to a TAPOUT gig provided they write songs about how much of a faggot Frank Mir is.

I assume that's the title track for your first album though.

He broke Tim Sylvias arm so surely that must hold a place in your heart? My moneys on Mir for the weekend, Cro Cops eye is shot and he hasn't been in great form lately.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: nihilist on September 25, 2010, 05:23:39 AM
If I was betting smart I'd bet on Mir too but that's not the point!

As for the broken arm, Sylvia earned more respect from me than Frank Mir did in that fight. Watching him trying to argue it wasn't broken was priceless.
Title: Re: I could bench press more than you.
Post by: Catalyst on October 01, 2010, 09:08:39 PM
I got powned huh?  Oh well, not the first time and probably won't be the last.