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General discussion / Be warned!! Woolworths car park scam
« on: February 20, 2012, 07:20:03 PM »
Be warned!!

Woolworths car park scam - A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Woolworths. Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works.....

Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping into the boot.
They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to have a good look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having s e x with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs o r a l on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on January the 14th, 19th and 21st, twice on the 24th and 26th, three times on the 28th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

Musician Connection / THE UNCREATION - Bass Wanted - Black\Death
« on: December 09, 2011, 03:31:45 AM »

The Uncreation require a Bass player to complete our line up. There is much to learn.

Recording, gigs including a CD Launch planned for next year.  

No transport? No experience? No bass? No passion? Don't bother.          

0407 085 168                        0409 792 125

WA Gigs / Unsilent Storms in the North Fremantle April 15 (Day gig)
« on: December 07, 2011, 02:30:21 AM »

Details TBA...

General discussion / Suck Shit
« on: May 23, 2011, 04:01:15 AM »

I had an extra laugh at the guy who left his job and drove 3000 km. What an idiot!

WA Gigs / Thursday April 28 @ Newport (metal (of sorts))
« on: April 28, 2011, 01:39:40 AM »
What's your favourite scary movie?
Scre4m is out on April 14th so show us your love for horror movies by coming down and dressing up as your favourite horror movie character!!

Bands performing:

3 HORROR MOVIE BURLESQUE acts you won't want to miss from
from Lady Velvet Cabaret

and fear the return of DUCHESS SILK as MC Wink

Stalls & Artists
Elysion Sky Designs [jewellery]
Jessica Frankenstein [Custom made hats and hair pieces]
Sylvia Sippl [artist]
Miss Alice Creations [one off unique hair accessories and fascinators]
Horror Glamor [zombie designs]

Thursday, April 28 ? 8:00pm - 11:30pm
Door entry $12
This is an 18+ event. ID required.
Newport Hotel, 2 South Terrace
Fremantle WA 6160

International / Urfaust - Anyone else heard of them?
« on: April 25, 2011, 06:40:43 PM »
This band is kick ass. This album in particular.

The Frontline / Porno Scanners\Body Searches at airports in Australia
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:49:10 AM »
Porno Scanners\Body Searches at airports in Australia

Is anyone else concerned about it? If not research it. Especially if you are a parent.

I was talking to my neighbour not long ago his words were.

'Mate I can tell ya, we're not gonna put up with that shit in Australia! No way is the government getting a naked picture of my son. And I'll warn them too, if any of those cunts try put their hands down my sons pants I will drop kick him straight in the face. I'm not bullshitting, I won't stand for it'.

I fully believe he'll do it.

Parents these days are weak as piss. Not this guy though.

Western Australia / The Uncreation
« on: December 31, 2010, 09:37:40 PM »
Let it be known The Uncreation shall make a violent return to the live scene in 2011.

A new EP entitled Stimulus Response Theory has been recorded and a launch will take place in due course.

General discussion / Guitar Pro \ Reason \ MIDI
« on: September 15, 2010, 01:13:10 AM »
Anyone interested in swapping some files? I have plenty to offer.

General discussion / The Secondhand TV - A True Story
« on: June 06, 2010, 03:23:23 AM »

Barry had a rough day at work and was in a foul mood. To make matters worse the night before his TV had finally broken down. Last night he missed out on his favorite TV show Sabrina the Teenage Witch and since he had not had it fixed or replaced it with a new TV it seemed inevitable that he would miss out on his favorite show again.

Barry decided to walk next door and ask Neville if he could watch Sabrina at his house. As usual Neville was irritable. "What time is your show on?" Neville asked. "6:30 mate" said Barry. "No you can't. Dot likes to watch Neighbours at 6:30" "shit mate c'mon I promise I'll buy a TV tomorrow" "No I can't let you watch my TV. But I've got a TV in the shed you can buy for $50 if you want". "Yeah, I dunno mate does it work alright or what?"
?Yeah, it works good alright"

Together they went to the shed and Barry started to carry the dusty TV back to his house. He was about to cross the alleyway when Neville said "Aren't you forgetting something?" ?What mate? Sabrina starts in 5 minutes?" ?The money? The $50?" ?Yeah, yeah, yeah mate, don?t worry about it I'll give it to you tomorrow. I have to go to the bank to get it out." "Alright? said Neville "But make sure you give it to me tomorrow."

Barry took the TV inside and tried to set it up on the kitchen table as fast as he could. It was only two minutes to go until Sabrina started and Barry was trying to tune the picture in. One minute to go "Shit, I'm gonna miss the start". Barry looked at the clock and looked at the TV. For the next few hours he fiddled with the knobs pressed buttons and generally just got pissed off. Two nights in a row now without Sabrina made it seem like it was weekend. Barry had had enough of the TV and decide he did not want to buy it after-all because it didn't work properly. By now it was late and Neville would probably be in bed. I'll just leave it at his front doorstep and he'll know that I don't want to buy it Barry thought. And so he did just that.

The next morning Barry went about his usual routine and at 6:30 closed the door behind him to leave for work. Hey? There it was. The same TV he had returned the night before on his doorstep. That old bastard must have put it there in the middle of the night he thought to himself. Barry carried the TV back to Neville's house and left it by the front door. "Stuff ya TV mate" he muttered to himself as he walked away and then left for work.

Barry had a particularly bad day at work on Friday. Much worse than usual. He pulled his truck into the driveway and locked it up. While he was walking to the front door he remembered the TV but was relieved to see that Neville had got the message because it was not there. Barry still could couldn't watch Sabrina and decided that tomorrow afternoon he would go and buy the newest, cheapest TV he could find. No more of this old crap, always breaking down. They just don't build 'em like they used to.

Later on that night Bazza was dreaming about making love to Sabrina when he was awoken by a noise outside. Thinking there was some-one out there he quickly got dressed and ran to the window but couldn't see anyone. He grabbed the baseball bat from behind the and slowly opened the front door. No-one was there. Wait a minute, what is that? No? it couldn't be. It was back! He didn't want the piece of shit, didn't Neville know that? So he wants to play wise guy does he, thought Barry. "I know a way to fix him...hahaha".

On Saturday morning Neville rose early. He couldn't wait to get to the markets to try and sell the rest of the crap in his shed. It was good idea to sell that TV to Bazza he thought. I'll get that $50 out of him yet. Neville knew that Baz liked to sleep in on Saturday's so there would little chance of being seen returning the TV to Bazza?s doorstep. Four hours Later Neville returned from the markets pleased with himself because he had sold almost half the crap he taken with him to one stupid family. He was not so pleased however when he saw the shattered remains of what was once a slightly dysfunctional television. Now he would have to pay for the TV because he broke it. He decided not to return it because there would be no point really.

Barry was feeling much better after releasing some pent up anger. He was in his backyard drinking beer and enjoying the sun and 94.5FM.

Neville was also in his backyard. He was putting back into the shed what little junk he failed to sell at the markets. Just as he was about to walk back inside he heard Barry singing along to the endless stream of songs by U2, Phil Collins and Pink Floyd on 94.5FM. Neville stood on ancient pack of bricks that sat next to the fence for years and peered over the alleyway. Yep? that was Barry singing alright.

Neville couldn?t contain himself. "You bastard! You owe me $50 for destroying my TV!"

The radio quickly went to silence and came the reply ?.

Soon a full blown argument broke out between Barry and Neville.
"You want your fucking money! I'll give you your fucking money!" Barry ran inside the house and went into his bedroom. Underneath the bed was a large half full money tin that had long ago been broken open. Barry grabbed the tin and ran outside to the backyard. Neville yelled out "Are you going to give me my money for the TV or what you prick?"

Barry responded with "You want your money do you? You want your money? Here's your fucken money!" With this Barry reached into the tin and began throwing handful after handful of loose change over the alleyway. Neville yelled loudly out over the fence "What are you doing you idiot, you just hit me in the head with a two dollar coin." "You wanted your money didn't you? Here it is now shut you old bastard!!!" 

Showers of loose change flew across the alleyway into Neville's backyard as he ran inside to ask his wife to inspect his forehead for bruising or any damage that he might have incurred. For the small group of kids who were walking down the alleyway Christmas came early that year.

Needless to say Baz and Neville didn't speak for weeks after that.

Western Australia / THE UNCREATION - UPDATE FEB 2010
« on: February 12, 2010, 04:39:04 PM »

We have been asked on a regular basis what is new with The Uncreation. Hence this update.
We do not 'blog' often and make no appologies for that.


We are currently recording an EP with Dan Granger at Maelstrom Studio.
This brutal attack on social values will be released in several months time.  

Writing and pre-production continues for our second full length album.
This is a delicate process and we give it the time, thought and focus it needs.

Both songs from 'The Preparation of Eternal Magicks' have had good airplay on radio.
A review from Winter Torment Ezine -

The Uncreation-2 song promo 2009 {self released}{reviewed by patrick}
Wow, is this the same band? This is a new two song promo/demo from the upcoming cd "The Preparation of Eternal Magicks" cd to be released sometime in 2010. The biggest and most recognizable is the sound. The band seems to have dropped the death metal influence and goes straight for the kill with semi-raw violent black metal. I hear a lot of the early swedish gods within The Uncreation's new songs. I was a bit surprised but the musicians seem to have a great deal of musical talent and know their instruments to pull off the bands new more violent black metal sound nicely. I can't wait to hear the new full-length next year!!

Live Shows.

There are currently no live shows planned.
We are actively looking for a Drummer and Bass player to perform live with us and possibly for recording.
Pre-production recordings are available to those interested.
Many gig offers have been turned down and if possible we would like to do a launch for the EP.

Contact - 0407 085 168 or email

Fucking Merchandise.

Tshirts - The Preparation of Eternal Magicks -$20  S/M/L/XL/Girlys
CD       - Dreaming in R'lyeh                           - $10
No, we will NOT be having a 'Merch Launch'.

The Uncreation.....The End.

General discussion / Myspace and Artwork help
« on: August 07, 2009, 01:22:28 AM »
I'm looking for some-one who can help us out to spruce up our myspace page. Time and time again people say 'You should spruce up your myspace page', 'you should get some tshirts done' 'Where can I get your CD?' etc... OK, shirts are done, we want to put them up for sale on our myspace and put a pic of our album up as well as some other things. We're quite willing to pay someone who's good at it but we want to see what you've done first.

We are also looking for some one to give us help in art direction for an upcoming release. We want a professional layout and we don't want to deal with amateur timewasters. We have some very specific ideas and want help with that too. Again we are willing to pay the right price to the right person.

Any help or nudge in the right direction would be appreciated. 


The Uncreation will be in recording sessions until late 2010 as we have plenty of new songs written and a new album is being put together. The style is a lot darker and far more aggressive than Dreaming in R'lyeh with a definite black metal sound. This has been signalled with the release of our new demo 'The Preparation of Eternal Magicks'.

Although our current focus remains on recording we seek the services of session members (Drums and Bass) for rare live gigs.

A six song set has been written and well rehearsed. The set focuses on newer songs with only two songs from Dreaming in R'lyeh to be performed.
We are VERY KEEN to bring these songs to live audiences.

The music itself can be technically challenging at times with a plethora of changes in both time signatures and tempos. Blasts are commonplace and some understanding of odd time signatures is a must. We may consider taking on full time members for those interested.

Get in contact motherfuckers!!!!!!!

Graham 0407 085 168         Dave 0409 792 125

International / Nyarlathotep
« on: August 06, 2009, 01:44:35 AM »
I just did a trade with these guys. Fuckin awesome underground black metal. check em out.

« on: July 29, 2009, 11:20:25 PM »
After spending some time on I feel the incredible urge to say HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!

There are some clowns around for sure but seems to be full of them. Fucktards with issues ranging from lack of knowledge of the local scene, visions of grand disillusion and just general negativity and more...

This site is incredible compared to the metal section on 

Western Front is where it's at.


The Preparation of Eternal Magicks

1. Nex Ut Sol Solis         2. The Dark Ones

Since the release of Dreaming in R'lyeh, The Uncreation have been busy writing and recording new material. We will be in and out of the studio for at least the next year and a half. During this time we wish to play several live gigs with at least two of these being for cd launches. In the following weeks 'The Preparation of Eternal Magicks' a two track demo will be released. It's purpose is to represent the change in sound.

We are searching for a proficient drummer and bass player for live shows only. The live set will be mostly concentrated on new songs with only two songs from Dreaming in R'lyeh.

All the usual criteria apply. Transport, gear, etc.

More info will be posted in the time after the release of the demo.

PM here or email or

Graham 0407 085 168         Dave 0409 792 125



General discussion / Bruno
« on: June 26, 2009, 04:18:53 PM »
I don't want to know about it. I thought Borat was shit. Bruno must have paid a lot of money to the media to support him. I feel like it's being forced on me. It's every fucking where. FUCK YOU BORAT!!!! FUCK YOU BRUNO!!!!

I feel a little bit better now.

« on: January 16, 2009, 06:16:01 AM »
Patience Friends, the stars move in their cycles and soon will be in malignific places and alignments.
As this time draws near auspicious minds work in unison to advantage our dark arts.....

Upon realisation of this time new blasphemies strong and impure will spew forth from The Uncreation
and cruel nature itself shall reel in horror of this manifestation..... 


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