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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 17, 2011, 09:31:25 PM »

This is the only remotely clever/funny pony picture you have ever posted.

I was thinking that myself, it is kinda clever.

Doesn't change the fact that the whole "rainbow pony" forced meme is just plain imbecilic, though.

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 17, 2011, 07:06:20 AM »

This is the only remotely clever/funny pony picture you have ever posted.

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 16, 2011, 06:19:52 PM »

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 10, 2011, 07:18:40 AM »

Most of us are terrorists

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Western Australia / Re: THE PIT FM. Online Radio Station

« on: May 06, 2011, 08:05:19 AM »

Recording doesn't need to be immaculate, man. Good quality is enough.

Yeah, I'm not referring to recording quality, I'm talking in terms of how the music actually sounds. "Ridiculously fucking good" is a very subjective term.

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Western Australia / Re: THE PIT FM. Online Radio Station

« on: May 06, 2011, 06:30:27 AM »

How do you quantify "ridiculously fucking good"?

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General discussion / Re: OBAMA "killed" OSAMA

« on: May 05, 2011, 06:03:57 AM »

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The Frontline / Re: Sasha Grey has an "experimental goth band"

« on: May 04, 2011, 10:22:36 PM »

Sounds like she should have stuck to copping it up the ass.

This applies to a lot of bands.

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Musician Connection / INANIMACY seek 2nd guitarist

« on: May 04, 2011, 12:44:33 AM »

Hello friends and/or fellow WF'ers,

INANIMACY are a brutal death metal band featuring former members of The Alchemont, Episiotomy and Morden.  Stylistically, we play in the vein of Morbid Angel, Aeon, Decapitated, Cannibal Corpse, Hour of Penance and Fleshgod Apocalypse, and we require a 2nd guitarist to fatten up our sound/help contribute ideas to our writing process.

The successful candidate will:

- Be aged 18 or over
- Have good/decent gear
- Be able to play with reasonable proficiency - We don't expect you to be Paul Gilbert or Muhammad Suicmez, but you do need to be able to pull off the stuff we write.
 - Have own transport
- Be able to rehearse on Sundays/occasionally Saturdays
- Not be a shit cunt - This is an important one, we are passionate death metal musicians, but we are mates first and foremost, and we don't need attitudes/egos to get in the way of our musical vision.

If you believe you fit this criteria, either reply to this thread or shoot me a PM.  Only serious responses will be considered.

Cheers.

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 03, 2011, 07:32:15 AM »

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 03, 2011, 06:41:51 AM »

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 02, 2011, 09:25:36 PM »

You are a terrible moderator.

I love to perform the squawking eagle on groups of men.

I bet.

You're pathetic.

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 02, 2011, 08:48:13 PM »

You are a terrible moderator.

You are a terrible excuse for a human being.

All humanity is a disgrace. Fucking childish selfish trained waste.

For once, you're right.

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 02, 2011, 08:42:39 PM »

You are a terrible moderator.

You are a terrible excuse for a human being.

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 02, 2011, 08:36:23 PM »

C'mon, that insult has no effort. I do laugh up cuntlips. The girls seem to really get off on it.

.... dude, that was terrible.  

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 02, 2011, 08:18:15 PM »

Some-one is on a SMITEfest 

Laugh it up, cuntlips. 

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WA Gigs / Re: 'The Thrashening' Oceanic Assault 2011 Tour @ The Civic Hotel - Sat 30th April

« on: May 02, 2011, 02:20:11 AM »

Yeah, I was blindsided by one of them when I was dealing with some other cunt, then my attacker piss-bolted straight afterwards, like the scared overcompensating little boy he was.

Ah well - this shit happens, no big deal.

To anyone who would have felt that I deserved it - at least I had the balls to jump in and stand up for us, can you honestly say that? 

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 01, 2011, 07:23:51 PM »

I'm a poof

Obviously.

good on you for comeing out of the closet you faggot

Says the guy posting pictures of ponies?  

As for coming out of the closet, I've been trying to dodge the tax guys, so I had to come out sometime, at least to grab a glass of water.

The way tax laws work your better off being a single for tax purposes. I've heard that gay marriage is also difficult. Although you may be able to claim back a proportion of your legal costs. Either way, good luck faggot 

awww, umad?

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: May 01, 2011, 02:01:15 AM »

I'm a poof

Obviously.

good on you for comeing out of the closet you faggot

Says the guy posting pictures of ponies?  

As for coming out of the closet, I've been trying to dodge the tax guys, so I had to come out sometime, at least to grab a glass of water.

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: April 30, 2011, 08:36:35 PM »

Lol, I'm now -40.  Certain tr00 black metal virgins really need to get a life 

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: April 30, 2011, 02:48:25 AM »

Seriously, I could upload a picture of RuPaul fellating Liberace's dead body on a bed covered in bright pink silk sheets and it'd still be less gay than this.

its not man on man , its lesbian , how is that gay for men to watch.... you saying if you watch lesbians fuck and your a man you must love cock ey... .fucken retard

No, just that you possess about as much comedic value as Fifi Box's stand-up routine.

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: April 29, 2011, 09:35:38 PM »

Seriously, I could upload a picture of RuPaul fellating Liberace's dead body on a bed covered in bright pink silk sheets and it'd still be less gay than this.

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Musician Connection / Re: Seeking Singer

« on: April 28, 2011, 09:47:17 PM »

There you are 

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Western Australia / Re: Western Front Awards '10/'11 - NOMINATIONS

« on: April 28, 2011, 06:26:05 AM »

Best Local Band
Nails Of Imposition
Nexus
Khariot

Best Local Release
Khariot - Disymposium
Morden - The Best of Morden (3 Disc Set)
Gorgoroth - Cvm In Me (I Won't Tell If Yov Don't)

Best Local Guitarist
Dave Wratten (Gallows For Grace)
Rob Thorpe (Mhorgl)
Geoff Eaton (Nexus)

Best Local Drummer
Mike Rule (Khariot)
Dan Grainger (Nexus/Wardaemonic)
Louis Rando (Mhorgl/Nervecell)
Brendan Nock (Nails Of Imposition)

Best Local Bassist
Darren Joy (Khariot)
Alex Canion (Voyager/Noctis)
Simon Muller ('Nuff said)

Best Local Vocalist
Jamie Kay (Inanimacy, ex-Alchemont)
Paul Di Scerni (Cold Fate)
Tarren Whitfield (Entrails Eradiciated)

Best Local Keyboardist
Jez Devereux (Neverborn)
Zej Xuereved (Norbreven)
Idy Cdudqdtw (Mdudqanqm)

Best Mod
Me, obvz.  No contest there.

Best Drummer Faces
Mike Rule (Khariot)

Honorary Perth Metal Sickcunt Award
David Steele
 

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General discussion / Re: Post a pic

« on: April 23, 2011, 11:37:25 PM »

For Nosaj