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WA Gigs / Re: CANNIBAL CORPSE AUSTRALIAN / NEW ZEALAND TOUR SEPTEMBER 2009
« on: May 05, 2009, 08:21:37 PM »
sweet thats just made my day
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well in that case it wouldn't really matter, we would all be fucked anyway so who cares if no one believes the media?The trouble with the media blowing this kind of thing out of proportion all the time. Is that you'll get a "The boy who cryed wolf" type senario. One day there will Really be a big epidemic but no-one will beleive the media.I got n the tube to work yesterday, and a couple of people were wearing face masks. Only two people got sick with the disease here, and the poms are already shitting themselves!
More likely to be killed by a falling coconut, and we ALL know how many palm trees are in Britain. Pft fags.
You should laugh at these people. Perhaps a healthy dose of public shame will get them to think for themselves
Do the copies come signed?
I want a framed copy to hang above my bed so i can look at it every night before i go to sleep
What can I say........
(P.S. Chubba likes hot sweaty men, in speedos)
As ballsy as Justin Timberlake when he grabbed Jannet Jacksons fallen out tit at the superbowl!
OK, you asked for it. When are you twits gonna learn?
"Jez's breeding days are done
Vasectomy's are lot of fun
First they shave your afro clean
give your pouch the skinhead sheen
Til they look like you don't wanna
Peter Garrett, Sinead O'connor
Then they give you thorazine
and you watch the horror scene
or they dice you while you sleep
lose your manhood counting sheep
scalpels slice your beanbag wide
Rip out what should be inside
tie the bits into a bow
now no babies when you blow
poke around a little more
Stitch you up and out the door
Don't hurt yet, but heed the warning:
just wait until 3 in the morning
feels like if you move an inch
you've been kicked by Quinton Lynch
Panadol aint worth a damn
your boys look like Vietnam
Ache inside and itching cuts
Like an antfarm in your nuts
in a week you won't feel nothing
you can recommence your rutting
But if you hate surgery
doctors aren't your cup of tea
Save yourself a bit of coin
Drop an anvil on your groin."