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General discussion / So I fucking hate this guy....

« on: March 24, 2010, 07:21:31 AM »

I wish i went to Devin Townsend to prefuck him up before he could make this video... 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE-PMjGUg40&NR=1

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Western Australia / Re: Western Front Awards '09/'10 - NOMINATIONS

« on: March 05, 2010, 06:56:32 AM »

Best Local Band

1.  Vespers Descent
2.  Noctis
3.  Malignant Monster

Best Local Release

1. The Hallowed Design - Lacrymae
2. I am the Revolution - Voyager

Best Local Guitarist

1.  Grant Burns (Vespers)
2.  Ryan Felton (Chaos)
3.  Teague Paton (Lacrymae)

Best Local Drummer

1.  Ben Mazzarol (Chaos)
2.  Louis Rando (Shrapnel)
3.  Nick Bean (Fenrir)

Best Local Bassist

1.  Alex Canion (Noctis/Voyager)
2.  Josh Terlick (Lacrymae)
3.  Simon Brown (Fenrir)

Best Local Vocalist

1.  Cain Cressal (Malignant Monster/The Amenta)
2.  Sam Terlich (Bereavement)
3.  Dave Anderton (Chaos)

Best Local Keyboardist

1. Danny Estrin (Voyager)
2.  Sam Terlich (Bereavement)
2.  Ago Piscitelli (Lacrymae)

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General discussion / Re: UFC 110.

« on: February 22, 2010, 06:10:34 PM »

I just think it's great he's shut everyone up when he crushed Mir's head like a coconut.

I'd venture it's harder to crush a coconut than a head.  Those things are fricken solid!

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The Frontline / Re: The Problem with Perth Metal

« on: February 22, 2010, 06:01:16 PM »

The Problem with Perth Metal is there is too much talk about cricket. 

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The Frontline / Re: Decline?

« on: February 22, 2010, 05:56:28 PM »

When this is all said and done, the Castle actually do a lot of great things.

~Beers are reasonably priced.
~Bar staff are legends.
~Slick Back Hair Sound Guy is a champ and knows his shit.
~Upgraded PA recently, indicates they give a shit and have probably prioritised.
~Give you a DVD of your performance, who does that these days!!
~Have cool lighting.
~Lets bogans in.
~Is relatively central.
~Has a curtain!
~Provides a sanctuary for homeless pigeons in its rafters.
 
So for all of you calling for it's closure, go fuck yourself.  Sure, it's a little aesthetically dodgy, possibly even deadly, but until there is a recorded death, it is perfectly safe, and gives metalheads a chance to play somewhere that resembles a metal-themed club.  i'm sure you've lived in worse squalor at some point in your life, just level up your immune system, through caution into the wind and give the place a fricken chance, or, god forbid, even offer to help him.

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Western Australia / Re: WRATH OF FENRIR

« on: February 21, 2010, 12:10:03 AM »

What's a Hairy Potter?

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The Frontline / Re: Decline?

« on: February 21, 2010, 12:04:37 AM »

2nd, more and more performers AND punters seem to be developing a negative view of the castle. This kind of attitude spreads pretty easily and cripples attendances and in turn the metal scene over time, ultimately. Strange but true: The castle probably has a better sound than Heat seems to ever get. People turning their noses up at the place are no better than the scum that chooses to go to the Paramount every weekend. If metal and cheap beer is your fuel then really the Castle should be the holy land.

I wish i could disagreed with you because you are short and a hobbit.  But you are spot on.  I think there was talk 6 months ago about digging in and fixing Castle.  It needs to happen, just taking a piss there is disheartening.

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Musician Connection / Re: bassist available

« on: February 20, 2010, 11:50:40 PM »

dont reply if ya into smack,ya useless, overly immature or have some communicable disease like hep c.

You were planing on fucking them?  that's never going to get them join...

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Equipment for sale / Re: For Sale or Trade: Planet Waves Floor Tuner

« on: February 20, 2010, 11:43:52 PM »

I love how the link has a brand new one for $102 hahahaha

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General discussion / Re: Decade in Metal Article

« on: February 18, 2010, 11:04:12 PM »

Eh, i posted that before i read it.. it was actually as boring as bat shit...  next time.

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General discussion / Decade in Metal Article

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:33:33 PM »

worth a read.

http://www.metalunderground.com/news/details.cfm?newsid=53110

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Western Australia / Re: WRATH OF FENRIR

« on: January 31, 2010, 06:41:09 AM »

Will there be vegemite and brownie giveaways at gigs?

Hahaha... Wolfpack Snacks~ Feeding the Masses.

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Equipment for sale / Re: Men's Demonia Boots For Sale

« on: January 10, 2010, 06:11:01 PM »

I guess that depends on your definition of man.

Yeah a real man should have three legs.

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Western Australia / Re: New Perth Band (Real Monsters)

« on: January 10, 2010, 01:05:52 AM »

^ Love

<edit> FUCKING Love.

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General discussion / Re: Albums of The Decade

« on: January 09, 2010, 06:43:11 PM »

I see that and Raise you one

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Western Australia / Re: LABYRINTH I am the Wolf

« on: January 09, 2010, 06:27:47 PM »

Where you fucking been all my life.


"Did we just become best friends?"

"Yup."

"You wanna go do Karate in the shed?"

"Yup."

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Western Australia / Re: New Perth Band (Real Monsters)

« on: January 09, 2010, 06:21:48 PM »

Unlike...

<Edit> Hate.

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General discussion / Re: Albums of The Decade

« on: January 03, 2010, 08:46:24 PM »

If it helps you can think of 0 AD as the instantaneous point between 1 BC and 1 AD.

  I'm curious Daz, just how long did this instant last for....

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General discussion / Re: who has th eworst rep??

« on: January 02, 2010, 11:08:31 AM »

Shut up..

Hahahahahahaha...3am...laughed my ass off...

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General discussion / Re: Albums of The Decade

« on: December 30, 2009, 09:49:06 PM »

don't know, maybe you can fashion an answer with your pocket knife

HAHAHAHA... One of the best call i've ever seen on WF.
<hail>

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General discussion / Re: Call is out for Top Album lists

« on: December 30, 2009, 04:53:07 AM »

N'sync aparently.......

Haha.. you mean N*Flaymzz clearly.

I really liked
2009 Release:
Eternal Tears of Sorrow - Children of Dark Water

Decade:

a) This is a fucking stupid question since i've spent 4/5 hours sifting through the staggering amount of metal that i've collected in the last 10 years.. so for the money, the one cd that i've pretty much melted from overuse, strayed away from and always come back to since i skipped class to wait at the door at 78's way back in 2000 is:

Brave New World - Iron Maiden

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General discussion / Re: so anyway, i just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror

« on: December 25, 2009, 02:14:00 AM »

Well, now you're a member, no pun intended, I'm sure Muscles will have a chance to sleep with your girlfriend late on a wed night for repayment, or something of that ilk...   i know that took an illogical but fun turn.

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General discussion / Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!

« on: December 24, 2009, 11:16:58 PM »

....and how shall i wrap said golf pants sir?  Did you want Voyager tickets too?

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General discussion / Re: New Years Eve - Metal Bash!

« on: December 24, 2009, 06:02:31 PM »

Since i can neither confirm or deny that ever happened with any confidence (despite the dfact that i do indeed own hideous golf pants).  That is a DEAL!

...as long as i can try on your denim patch jacket at least once... 

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General discussion / Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS WF

« on: December 24, 2009, 10:01:46 AM »

And not recognise small relatives but get them to raid obscure eskies anyway...hahaha