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The Frontline / Re: Perth's shittest suburb?

« on: March 31, 2006, 02:57:35 PM »

Heh. My suburbs definately worst ever. Sorrento. Yes, the part with all the huge houses around us. And I've only lived in Scarbs, Mt Lawley and North perth, and they were for brief periods, so I couldn't really tell you a bad suburb. Everywhere else is bad to me!!

Oh no! You simply MUST experience Perth's southern suburbs.

I'll tell you what...

I'll give you a trolley pole and a pair of nice shoes and drop you off in Gosnells, that way you can really immerse yourself in the culture.

(I've got dibs on your socks.)

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The Frontline / Re: Perth's shittest suburb?

« on: March 17, 2006, 04:45:50 AM »

I used to work at the Eagle Boys down at Livingston Marketplace last year, one of my workmates delivered pizza there. The cunts who live there shoved him over and took the pizzas without paying!

It gets better though, the old woman living there hit the bloke who took the pizzas and told him to pay, because not paying was "rude".

I remember going there six or seven years ago and throwing a chair (that we stole from gosnells high school) at the door and pissbolting across Sutherlands park to hide in the bushes with binoculars.

Good times.

The house in question is pretty much smack bang in between Gossy and Forrestdale. You can't miss it, I've seen brothels in Newman which look like the Ritz in comparison.

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The Frontline / Re: Perth's shittest suburb?

« on: March 16, 2006, 03:43:09 PM »

Gossie for sure!

Being brought up there, I am entitled to say what I want about it - however, I don't think I will.

Instead, I invite you to take a slow drive down southern river road and try and read what the natives have spraypainted onto their own windows.

For fuck sakes, tell me one other suburb where cunts spraypaint their OWN house with ILLEGIBLE words?

Don't say Langford, because they only ever draw smiley faces.

EDIT: Come to think if it, I'm pretty sure the letters come together to create "Merry XMAS".