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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #100 on: July 03, 2007, 10:19:32 PM »
That's so far fetched even I don't by it & I believe almost everything.

My thoughts exactly. I am patiently waiting for the obligatory ninja invasion theory to be put forward.

Actually the Courtney Love comment actually made me think of the similar sorts of conspiracy theories and hysteria that followed the suicide (yes that's SUICIDE) of Kurt Cobain.

I've been following this for a few days; celebrity deaths always garner odd little reactions in people and it's interesting to see the knee jerk reaction that a lot of people had when their favourite wrestler flipped the fuck out and choked the snot out of his missus and little boy. People will come up with the most bizarre, convoluted theories of what they think actually happened, and then fool themselves into believing them; in doing so, the image of their hero remains, in their mind, untarnished. You can see in some of the links posted above, sometimes a person's belief in a 'best case scenario' goes so far that tangible evidence is completely disregarded. With time, however, most of these people will come to accept that it was not, in fact, Kevin Sullivan, a ninja, or even Courtney Love that murdered the Benoit family, but Chris himself.

Occasionally you get a group of deluded idiots who simply refuse to acknowledge fact. My money is on the good reverend being one of them.

Interesting, I'm not reading to much into it but it certainly tells you that we'll never really know what happened.

Beg to differ. The crippler crossface happened, that's what.


Bah, Courtney love murdered Kurt Cobain and everyone knows it, it's common knowledge that she's a dirty sleezy greedy money hungry scrag who'd sell her eggs for plastic surgery money. The doco's on this are pretty full on to prove it too.

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #101 on: July 03, 2007, 10:39:24 PM »
Goddamn Inge! Your reputation is 19 still! I would have expected it to sail into the shitter by now, not too far from mine!

COME ON PEOPLE! Let the hate flloowwww through you! :P
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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #102 on: July 03, 2007, 10:49:08 PM »
Goddamn Inge! Your reputation is 19 still! I would have expected it to sail into the shitter by now, not too far from mine!

COME ON PEOPLE! Let the hate flloowwww through you! :P
Done, you have now been smited!!! Didnt think that last comment through very well didya Dan???  ;D

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #103 on: July 03, 2007, 10:54:09 PM »
Goddamn Inge! Your reputation is 19 still! I would have expected it to sail into the shitter by now, not too far from mine!

COME ON PEOPLE! Let the hate flloowwww through you! :P
Done, you have now been smited!!! Didnt think that last comment through very well didya Dan???  ;D

Actually, I was expecting and hoping EXACTLY that I would get smited instead. YOU ARE MAKING ME STRONGER LOL!

SOON I SHALL OVERPOWER YOUR MERE MIKEY SMITE KING, AND RULE WF FOR ETERNITY!!!!
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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #104 on: July 04, 2007, 02:59:51 AM »
Goddamn Inge! Your reputation is 19 still! I would have expected it to sail into the shitter by now, not too far from mine!

COME ON PEOPLE! Let the hate flloowwww through you! :P
Done, you have now been smited!!! Didnt think that last comment through very well didya Dan???  ;D

Actually, I was expecting and hoping EXACTLY that I would get smited instead. YOU ARE MAKING ME STRONGER LOL!

SOON I SHALL OVERPOWER YOUR MERE MIKEY SMITE KING, AND RULE WF FOR ETERNITY!!!!

youve thought this one through... ;D

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #105 on: July 04, 2007, 03:13:30 AM »
Bah, Courtney love murdered Kurt Cobain and everyone knows it, it's common knowledge that she's a dirty sleezy greedy money hungry scrag who'd sell her eggs for plastic surgery money. The doco's on this are pretty full on to prove it too.

Loose Change was pretty 'full on' as well. And the moon landing conspiracy documentary.

Doco makers wouldn't make half the quids if they just went around making films based on fact.

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #106 on: July 04, 2007, 03:38:48 AM »
Bah, Courtney love murdered Kurt Cobain and everyone knows it, it's common knowledge that she's a dirty sleezy greedy money hungry scrag who'd sell her eggs for plastic surgery money. The doco's on this are pretty full on to prove it too.

Loose Change was pretty 'full on' as well. And the moon landing conspiracy documentary.

Doco makers wouldn't make half the quids if they just went around making films based on fact.


i also watched a 9/11 conspiracy show which actually made sense

e.g. where the fuck did the plane go after it hit the pentagon?

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #107 on: July 04, 2007, 03:45:38 AM »

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #108 on: July 04, 2007, 03:51:32 AM »
That is in SOO bad taste.  :thumbdown:
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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #109 on: July 04, 2007, 03:56:51 AM »
i also watched a 9/11 conspiracy show which actually made sense

e.g. where the fuck did the plane go after it hit the pentagon?

Oh. There it is!

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread79655/pg1

The whole point of these sensationalist documentaries is to get the viewer to think that it makes perfect sense, while leaving out (or rendering unimportant) the little tid-bits that work against the theory that they are trying to put forward.

A doco that makes no sense whatsoever will be completely disregarded, which spells bad news at the box office.

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #110 on: July 04, 2007, 04:03:50 AM »
i also watched a 9/11 conspiracy show which actually made sense

e.g. where the fuck did the plane go after it hit the pentagon?

Oh. There it is!

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread79655/pg1

The whole point of these sensationalist documentaries is to get the viewer to think that it makes perfect sense, while leaving out (or rendering unimportant) the little tid-bits that work against the theory that they are trying to put forward.

A doco that makes no sense whatsoever will be completely disregarded, which spells bad news at the box office.

well that puts my theory to rest

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #111 on: July 04, 2007, 04:22:32 AM »
That is in SOO bad taste.  :thumbdown:




someone mention bad taste?
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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #112 on: July 04, 2007, 04:25:06 AM »


Hahaha... that's WIN!

But nothing beats the one with the teeth and the blue laser... "IMMA KILLIN MA FAMILY!!!11" c0ck g0es wh3r3?
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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #113 on: July 04, 2007, 04:52:43 AM »
That is in SOO bad taste.  :thumbdown:




someone mention bad taste?

NOT COOL DUDE!!

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #114 on: July 04, 2007, 05:22:37 AM »
ok this is the last one I have. for those with a slightly twisted sense of humour :D



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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #115 on: July 04, 2007, 05:34:42 AM »
hahaha, classic!

I find these far more enjoyable than fucked up false news reports, gullible idiots spreading rumours and hardcore fans that get insulted by hilarious jokes made about the deaths of their heroes.

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #116 on: July 04, 2007, 05:47:57 AM »
Fucking oath! Gotta love the humourous photoshoppery!

As a side-benefit, my rep gets to drop another few points every time I post here. ;D

I'm just about tempted to stretch my image-editing arm! 8)
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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #117 on: July 04, 2007, 07:30:05 AM »
While i'm not agreeing with this conspiracy theory I would say that just because the crippler crossface was used doesnt automatically make Benoit the killer. In fact it almost backs up the theory that they were killed by another wrestler, i mean cmon if they wanted to make it look like he really did it that'd be the way to go....


Wrestlers using other wrestlers move. Thats impossible, everyone knows wrestlers cant do other wrestlers move unless you steal their smackdown  ;D


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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #118 on: July 04, 2007, 07:39:22 AM »
Is it wrong to laugh at those pictures? Am i a bad person?

No, not at all. Each individual "lol" entitles you to the receipt of one internets.
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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #119 on: July 04, 2007, 05:09:55 PM »
I found these ones too





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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #120 on: July 04, 2007, 05:18:56 PM »
I guess the mourning period is over  ???

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #121 on: July 04, 2007, 07:09:51 PM »
I found these ones too


 ;D

NO IT'S TOO SOON.

I laughed so hard at this I nearly vomited.

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #122 on: July 04, 2007, 07:15:40 PM »
I must slumber, per se.

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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #123 on: July 05, 2007, 09:15:40 PM »
I guess the mourning period is over  ???

Carn Mick, it was funny when you were posting death related pics of Anna Nicole Smith  ;)
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Re: CHRIS BENOIT and family found dead in home...
« Reply #124 on: July 05, 2007, 09:41:19 PM »
I'm probably the biggest fan of Benoit ever, and I found these pretty hilarious.  Hehehe, it's funny coz its true.  It doesn't change the person he was in the ring.