Author Topic: Breakups fucking suck... (Read 30758 times)

ironguardian · « **on:** November 22, 2008, 03:58:17 AM »

No doubt about it

BaileyHorizon · « **Reply #1 on:** November 22, 2008, 04:02:43 AM »

Tell me about it man, one of the main reasons why I was out of action from the pond for over two years.

I will recommend you to some of my friends

cyanide_christ · « **Reply #2 on:** November 22, 2008, 04:04:50 AM »

Oi get fucked Bailey, I've been in line longer!

Oiseau · « **Reply #3 on:** November 22, 2008, 04:33:18 AM »

Quote from: ironguardian on November 22, 2008, 03:58:17 AM

No doubt about it

Awww man, you set me up with this beautiful little opportunity to add insult to your injury, AND I CAN'T THINK OF A FUCKING THING! You've ruined my night.

DamoESP · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2008, 04:47:48 AM »

Come on Bailey....Where are these friends of yours, I been waiting for quite awhile!!

BaileyHorizon · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2008, 04:55:30 AM »

Quote from: DamoESP on November 22, 2008, 04:47:48 AM

Come on Bailey....Where are these friends of yours, I been waiting for quite awhile!!

Sorry their mouths are full.

dparker · « **Reply #6 on:** November 22, 2008, 05:13:15 AM »

Quote from: BaileyHorizon on November 22, 2008, 04:55:30 AM

Quote from: DamoESP on November 22, 2008, 04:47:48 AM
Come on Bailey....Where are these friends of yours, I been waiting for quite awhile!!

Sorry their mouths are full.

... of "Baileys".

DamoESP · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2008, 05:52:18 AM »

Quote from: BaileyHorizon on November 22, 2008, 04:55:30 AM

Quote from: DamoESP on November 22, 2008, 04:47:48 AM
Come on Bailey....Where are these friends of yours, I been waiting for quite awhile!!

Sorry their mouths are full.

I see what u did there

blaaah · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2008, 06:03:38 AM »

Quote from: Oiseau on November 22, 2008, 04:33:18 AM

Quote from: ironguardian on November 22, 2008, 03:58:17 AM
No doubt about it

Awww man, you set me up with this beautiful little opportunity to add insult to your injury, AND I CAN'T THINK OF A FUCKING THING! You've ruined my night.

how about "so...that means shes single now?"

or maybe a little bit of "wheres your god now!?"

but seriously though, that sucks man, i havnt had a relationship for over 2 years now, so i cant really sympathise with your pain because i cant remember it

ironguardian · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2008, 06:27:57 AM »

Quote from: Oiseau on November 22, 2008, 04:33:18 AM

Quote from: ironguardian on November 22, 2008, 03:58:17 AM
No doubt about it

Awww man, you set me up with this beautiful little opportunity to add insult to your injury, AND I CAN'T THINK OF A FUCKING THING! You've ruined my night.

Yeah, you can do better than that!! Didn't go to all of this trouble just so you could drop the ball!

Nosaj · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2008, 09:19:26 AM »

On the bright side you can do what ever the fuck you want and can flirt with who you want.
But most important of all, get completely pissed as much as you want.
Other than that it's pretty fucked.

Ingasm · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2008, 09:26:54 AM »

Sometimes it's not-so-bad-ah.

Nosaj · « **Reply #12 on:** November 22, 2008, 09:38:12 PM »

Well another way to look at relationships. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.

ironguardian · « **Reply #13 on:** November 22, 2008, 09:54:01 PM »

And down a deposit on a ring... yeah, thats right, I placed a deposit on a lovely ring, three days before she called it off.

Yay for timing...

BaileyHorizon · « **Reply #14 on:** November 22, 2008, 10:38:56 PM »

What was the ring for?

Mago_Haydz · « **Reply #15 on:** November 22, 2008, 11:16:25 PM »

Quote from: BaileyHorizon on November 22, 2008, 10:38:56 PM

What was the ring for?

wrathchild · « **Reply #16 on:** November 23, 2008, 12:11:04 AM »

Quote from: BaileyHorizon on November 22, 2008, 10:38:56 PM

What was the ring for?

Her anus

TomC · « **Reply #17 on:** November 23, 2008, 12:30:22 AM »

Can i be your rebound girl?

dparker · « **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2008, 01:41:36 AM »

Quote from: Skript on November 23, 2008, 12:30:22 AM

Can i be your rebound girl?

Wait... I thought we were still seeing each other!

metal_munchkin · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2008, 01:57:48 AM »

just fuck relationships all together. people are shit

BaileyHorizon · « **Reply #20 on:** November 23, 2008, 02:01:53 AM »

Never date Sam, she sends her friends msgs at 3am when they have to be up at 6.

Teeman · « **Reply #21 on:** November 23, 2008, 02:19:04 AM »

Quote from: BaileyHorizon on November 23, 2008, 02:01:53 AM

Never date Sam, she sends her friends msgs at 3am when they have to be up at 6.

Thanks for taking one for the team

I sleep soundly

ironguardian · « **Reply #22 on:** November 23, 2008, 02:37:33 AM »

Quote from: BaileyHorizon on November 22, 2008, 10:38:56 PM

What was the ring for?

Wrathchild almost got it correct... although a diamond would be wasted there.

Ingasm · « **Reply #23 on:** November 23, 2008, 02:50:58 AM »

Hock the ring, buy new shoes, go to nightclub, get a random drunk and pound the will to live out of her.

You'll feel better instantly, and hey, even if you fail, you'll have a snappy pair of new shoes.

BaileyHorizon · « **Reply #24 on:** November 23, 2008, 02:55:55 AM »

Quote from: Inge on November 23, 2008, 02:50:58 AM

Hock the ring, buy new shoes, go to nightclub, get a random drunk and pound the will to live out of her.

You'll feel better instantly, and hey, even if you fail, you'll have a snappy pair of new shoes.

This man has it planned out spick and span for you.