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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2008, 05:25:18 AM »
You'll feel better instantly, and hey, even if you fail, you'll have a snappy pair of new shoes.

:D

and I do need a pair of new shoes  :hmm:

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2008, 06:51:38 AM »
Hock the ring, buy new shoes, go to nightclub, get a random drunk and pound the will to live out of her.

and I do need a pair of new shoes  :hmm:

OR

sell your shity shoes for $10
go to a nightclub
find 2 drunk girls and use them as shoes
go home and fuck the ring

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2008, 08:04:12 AM »
find 2 drunk girls and use them as shoes


Mmm, skank-leather shoes  :)

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2008, 04:10:11 PM »
Hock the ring, buy new shoes, go to nightclub, get a random drunk and pound the will to live out of her.

and I do need a pair of new shoes  :hmm:

OR

sell your shity shoes for $10
go to a nightclub
find 2 drunk girls and use them as shoes
go home and fuck the ring

you sure you dont drink?
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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2008, 04:31:46 PM »
you could always just get a whore  8)

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2008, 06:11:55 PM »
find 2 drunk girls and use them as shoes


Mmm, skank-leather shoes  :)

Not every drunk girl is a skank

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2008, 06:20:39 PM »
find 2 drunk girls and use them as shoes


Mmm, skank-leather shoes  :)

Not every drunk girl is a skank

Would have to be discerning. Some STIs are sure to have already started the tanning process, save a lot of time down at the cobblers.

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2008, 11:21:07 PM »
Well you can just save the ring for another girl, except when you do decide to give the ring to the girl maybe ask her something like "are you going to break up with me like my last gf and crush my heart into a million pieces along with the ring that I bought for my last gf but I kept so that I could use for you"?

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2008, 11:40:22 PM »
Well you can just save the ring for another girl, except when you do decide to give the ring to the girl maybe ask her something like "are you going to break up with me like my last gf and crush my heart into a million pieces along with the ring that I bought for my last gf but I kept so that I could use for you"?

That would definitely work!! No girl would could possibly resist such a proposal!

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #34 on: November 24, 2008, 12:21:38 AM »
Go to a swingers party dude and get stuck into a MILF while her husband bouncer is watching you at the door.
time of your life i tell you.
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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2008, 05:35:53 AM »
Warriors ... Come out to play!

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2008, 03:40:06 PM »
What the fuck kind of post is this.

Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.

Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.

Either way, shut the fuck up.
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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2008, 03:59:56 PM »
:yay:

FOR MORE THAN ONCE IN YOUR LIFE FAT MAN, YOU SPEAK THE PLAIN HONEST TRUTH. ;D
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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2008, 04:33:41 PM »
What the fuck kind of post is this.

Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.

Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.

Either way, shut the fuck up.

Haha I think this is the first time me and you have ever agreed on anything dude  :laugh:

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2008, 06:07:26 PM »
What the fuck kind of post is this.

Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.

Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.

Either way, shut the fuck up.

Please accept a Smite as a sign of respect for that awesome post

Bravo  :worship: :thumbup:


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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2008, 06:12:50 PM »
What the fuck kind of post is this.

Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.

Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.

Either way, shut the fuck up.

Please accept a Smite as a sign of respect for that awesome post

Bravo  :worship: :thumbup:


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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #42 on: November 24, 2008, 06:16:13 PM »
FAECESBOOK

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #43 on: November 24, 2008, 06:18:49 PM »
I'll take the ring
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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #44 on: November 24, 2008, 07:56:16 PM »
What the fuck kind of post is this.

Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.

Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.

Either way, shut the fuck up.

Hahahaha

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #45 on: November 24, 2008, 09:11:34 PM »
What the fuck kind of post is this.

Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.

Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.

Either way, shut the fuck up.

If I didn't post it here, I would be denying you, my dear Nihilist, an opportunity to try out your wit. You've been rather lax of late, so I figured something easy like this should help boost your confidence.

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #46 on: November 24, 2008, 09:17:49 PM »
What the fuck kind of post is this.

Do what every real metalhead does, drink yourself into a depression and wallow in self pity.

Alternatively, don't announce your personal problems to a board of people who don't give a fuck like an attention seeking 12 year old.

Either way, shut the fuck up.

If I didn't post it here, I would be denying you, my dear Nihilist, an opportunity to try out your wit. You've been rather lax of late, so I figured something easy like this should help boost your confidence.

Don't worry he gets plenty of practice trolling me on IRC.

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #47 on: November 24, 2008, 10:10:52 PM »
old habits, eh
fight like a girl club

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #48 on: November 24, 2008, 11:00:34 PM »
I <3 nihilist. ;D
I must slumber, per se.

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Re: Breakups fucking suck...
« Reply #49 on: November 24, 2008, 11:19:07 PM »
<dparker3
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