Author Topic: Breakups fucking suck... (Read 30747 times)

nihilist · « **Reply #50 on:** November 25, 2008, 03:29:14 AM »

I've been quoted so many times in this post I'm pitching a tent here.

dparker · « **Reply #51 on:** November 25, 2008, 07:06:42 AM »

Quote from: nihilist on November 25, 2008, 03:29:14 AM

I've been quoted so many times in this post I'm pitching a tent here.

Food and drinks are on the house!

The_Peeper · « **Reply #52 on:** November 25, 2008, 04:23:17 PM »

Quote from: nihilist on November 25, 2008, 03:29:14 AM

I've been quoted so many times in this post I'm pitching a tent here.

You get aroused when people quote you??

Mago_Haydz · « **Reply #53 on:** November 25, 2008, 04:23:52 PM »

Quote from: The_Peeper on November 25, 2008, 04:23:17 PM

Quote from: nihilist on November 25, 2008, 03:29:14 AM
I've been quoted so many times in this post I'm pitching a tent here.
You get aroused when people quote you??

THREE SOME!!!

nihilist · « **Reply #54 on:** November 25, 2008, 04:29:04 PM »

Almost..... there..... nggggggggh.

Jimmy_Mate · « **Reply #55 on:** November 25, 2008, 04:37:55 PM »

THE_PEEPER + NIHILIST = THREESOME, CONSIDERING NIHILIST ALONE HAS THE GIRTH EQUAL TO TWO MORTAL MEN.

THE_PEEPER + NIHILIST = THREESOME = WRONGO ALSO

venismecha · « **Reply #56 on:** November 25, 2008, 04:41:49 PM »

so nihilist going solo isn't technically masturbation?

Ingasm · « **Reply #57 on:** November 25, 2008, 04:44:43 PM »

Quote from: venismecha on November 25, 2008, 04:41:49 PM

so nihilist going solo isn't technically masturbation?

No, technically it's an affront to mankind.

Mago_Haydz · « **Reply #58 on:** November 25, 2008, 04:45:11 PM »

Quote from: venismecha on November 25, 2008, 04:41:49 PM

so nihilist going solo isn't technically masturbation?

and I thought he was a virgin.... he wins on a technicality

Jimmy_Mate · « **Reply #59 on:** November 25, 2008, 04:47:42 PM »

NOPE. TECHNICALLY ITS REFERRED TO AS THE "CONSUMMATION OF A SAME SEX MARRIAGE".

BUT OF COURSE WHATEVER YOU CALL IT, A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME STILL SMELLS LIKE A CUNT

Jimmy_Mate · « **Reply #60 on:** November 25, 2008, 04:49:30 PM »

BAH... FUCK YOU TEAGUE, STEALING MY THUNDER..... CURSE YOU AND YOUR BIG THICK BLACK COCK

Ingasm · « **Reply #61 on:** November 25, 2008, 04:59:56 PM »

Quote from: SOD on November 25, 2008, 04:49:30 PM

BAH... FUCK YOU TEAGUE, STEALING MY THUNDER..... CURSE YOU AND YOUR BIG THICK BLACK COCK

You leave my cock out of this.

nihilist · « **Reply #62 on:** November 25, 2008, 05:00:37 PM »

There's no better way to be gay than with yourself.

Sorry Dan, you're a close second I promise.

The_Peeper · « **Reply #63 on:** November 25, 2008, 05:09:23 PM »

^ Me? Blush!

So you're saying there's a chance!!

JohnnyC · « **Reply #64 on:** November 25, 2008, 08:15:54 PM »

hey guys hope you can help me out...i think my wife is cheating on me.
why? my work involves travelling a lot and I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says "I'll call you back later." When I ask her who called she gets evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to know if he could borrow my guitar amp for one of his gig...

That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening.
I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with".
He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my vintage Marshall JMP MKII 100W half stack to get a good view.
I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp.

It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.

Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Thanks
Very Concerned

ironguardian · « **Reply #65 on:** November 25, 2008, 08:19:07 PM »

heheh

EvilElvis · « **Reply #66 on:** November 25, 2008, 08:40:58 PM »

http://www.mybreakupstory.com/

Mago_Haydz · « **Reply #67 on:** November 25, 2008, 09:03:48 PM »

Im onto you Mr Guaradian...

All this thread is, is a sneaky way of letting all the chicks on here know that you are now single, and as an added bonus, it also shows your emotional, caring side (apparently chicks dig that shit).

to everyone else it just makes you look like a fag though.

dparker · « **Reply #68 on:** November 25, 2008, 09:34:00 PM »

Quote from: Mago_Haydz on November 25, 2008, 09:03:48 PM

All this thread is, is a sneaky way of letting all the chicks on here know that you are now single, and as an added bonus, it also shows your emotional, caring side (apparently chicks dig that shit).

No, chicks go for dominant, alpha male types... "the asshole" types, so to speak.
Being nice and caring gets you friend-zoned.

venismecha · « **Reply #69 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:00:41 PM »

yeah
all it tells me is that he rushes into things like ring-buying without first making sure he knows where the other party's head is at
and that if you break up with him he'll post about it on the internet (how embarrassment)

The_Peeper · « **Reply #70 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:08:57 PM »

Oh dear.....
Dear Diary, I mean

ironguardian · « **Reply #71 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:41:46 PM »

Quote from: Mago_Haydz on November 25, 2008, 09:03:48 PM

Im onto you Mr Guaradian...

All this thread is, is a sneaky way of letting all the chicks on here know that you are now single, and as an added bonus, it also shows your emotional, caring side (apparently chicks dig that shit).

You've caught me!!!

Quote from: venismecha on November 25, 2008, 10:00:41 PM

yeah
all it tells me is that he rushes into things like ring-buying without first making sure he knows where the other party's head is at

We had talked about it before, even looked at rings together. Marriage was basically a forgone conclusion... but girls get all screwy in the head at times..

venismecha · « **Reply #72 on:** November 25, 2008, 11:04:48 PM »

what reason did she gave for breaking up with you, and what was the real reason?

ironguardian · « **Reply #73 on:** November 26, 2008, 12:20:19 AM »

Quote from: venismecha on November 25, 2008, 11:04:48 PM

what reason did she gave for breaking up with you, and what was the real reason?

She didn't think she's be happy if we were married for a variety of reasons. The real reason if my depression, and related factors.

venismecha · « **Reply #74 on:** November 26, 2008, 12:30:51 AM »

were you a "no sex before marriage" couple?

if not then i think marriage is overrated