Author Topic: Breakups fucking suck... (Read 30782 times)

venismecha · « **Reply #100 on:** November 26, 2008, 06:39:40 PM »

yep, and as they get hotter they get crazier

Oiseau · « **Reply #101 on:** November 26, 2008, 06:58:54 PM »

Quote from: Merlok on November 26, 2008, 06:35:55 PM

ive always the following holds true

in females u have 3 choices;
1)single
2)mentally stable
3)attractive

pick 2.

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to pay that.

Jimmy_Mate · « **Reply #102 on:** November 26, 2008, 07:38:41 PM »

CRAZY CHICKS = CRAZY SEX

nihilist · « **Reply #103 on:** November 26, 2008, 07:50:22 PM »

Of course a girl is going to say it's better being single.

"For women, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted that any time you put some trash out on the street, some guy in a jump suit is going to come along and pick it up."

TnT · « **Reply #104 on:** November 26, 2008, 10:28:26 PM »

Quote from: nihilist on November 26, 2008, 07:50:22 PM

Of course a girl is going to say it's better being single.

"For women, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted that any time you put some trash out on the street, some guy in a jump suit is going to come along and pick it up."

Haha best quote ever. Seinfeld wins.
What should have been said is being single is better than settling for some rubbish because you're too insecure to be independent.

Oiseau · « **Reply #105 on:** November 26, 2008, 10:36:52 PM »

This pretty much sums up his whole topic. Let's all hold hands and weep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2BjJbKQkgc

nihilist · « **Reply #106 on:** November 27, 2008, 12:00:04 AM »

My favourite version of that song: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=OGVQQjFpx70

LOVE IS JUST A LIEEEEEEEEE.

Oiseau · « **Reply #107 on:** November 27, 2008, 12:09:54 AM »

Entertaining, but it lacks the wimpy, high pitched whine that the Nazareth version shares with this topic.

BaileyHorizon · « **Reply #108 on:** November 27, 2008, 12:23:09 AM »

I quite like this version of Everybody Hurts...
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=qFCtzERSrnU

Sins Of The Father · « **Reply #109 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:28:03 AM »

Dude it does suck being dumped, I seperated couple months ago and its been pretty fucked...

When ya get back out to seeing chicks you either end up sleeping with girls who you dont really want anything to do with but fuck but they end up wanting to marry you and weld themselves to you

or

the ones you want to be with are just happy being single and dont give a fuck about anything but going out and dancing and being young women....

all i can say is the only thing that will love you and never disspoint you, is food.

Whenever i feel bad i eat, and because im skinny and dont get fat *thanks crack and pills!* i dont have to worry about getting overwieght.

Seriously though, if you feel that bad see a fucking doctor, not to get meds or anything but talking to someone like that helps alot. If you dont already have someone in ur religeous facaulty to talk to see a shrink.

If ya really wanna milk it say ur not sleeping and getting anxiety attacks nd they may give you some vali's or mazzapan ect and when you feel down enough at least youll have something you can OD on and not leave a mess like the dude in the US who cut his head off with a chainsaw.

Im not tryn to take the piss just suggesting that from experiance seeing a head doctor does help.
Either that or go down to club 316 and spray some nut butter in the eye of whichever hooker looks like ur ex the most, then slap her round a bit and spit on her and take out ur fustration..hell you can pay em extra and they let ya do it

Ingasm · « **Reply #110 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:33:55 AM »

Holy shit dude, that was all kinds of fucked up.

I fucking love it.

Sins Of The Father · « **Reply #111 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:45:59 AM »

Disclaimer:

In no way do I endorse the use of crack and pills to keep skinny.

I have a fucked up metablism in which I constantly have the body of a 14 year old girl minus the budding bosoms, but add the penis of a wilderbeast.

All the other stuff about slapping whores about and what not, go for ya life lol

Oh your gonna need alot of Valis if ya wanna overdose, just look up how heath ledger died and you should be able to find the 2 painkillers he used which reacted badly and caused him to die...

Disclaimer:

In no way do I endorse the use of medications in assisting in suicide.

If your gonna do it, go the way of the shocking prezzie and hang urself, only make sure the belt/rope is secure and it doesnt give way like when i tried..

Like i said if symptoms persist..see a doctor.

Ingasm · « **Reply #112 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:54:39 AM »

Cheer up everyone!

Here, look at this puppy.

Awwwwwww

Ingasm · « **Reply #113 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:56:32 AM »

Actually, fuck you all.

This thread is now about puppies.

Ingasm · « **Reply #114 on:** November 27, 2008, 05:00:17 AM »

You're all shit.

Ingasm · « **Reply #115 on:** November 27, 2008, 05:02:25 AM »

littlewing · « **Reply #116 on:** November 27, 2008, 05:04:54 AM »

Quote from: Noctarth on November 26, 2008, 06:09:36 PM

Quote from: little wing on November 26, 2008, 07:00:58 AM
And being single is so much better anyway

Like fuck it is.

Alright I'll rephrase;
Being single is better when you are travelling the world.

So Iron Guardian... go on a holiday or something!

Ingasm · « **Reply #117 on:** November 27, 2008, 05:05:12 AM »

DO YOU WANT ME TO POST MORE FUCKING PUPPIES

I'LL FUCKING DO IT!

Ingasm · « **Reply #118 on:** November 27, 2008, 05:05:41 AM »

Quote from: little wing on November 27, 2008, 05:04:54 AM

Quote from: Noctarth on November 26, 2008, 06:09:36 PM
Quote from: little wing on November 26, 2008, 07:00:58 AM
And being single is so much better anyway

Like fuck it is.

Alright I'll rephrase;
Being single is better when you are travelling the world.
So Iron Guardian... go on a holiday or something!

What goes on tour stays on tour.

Stop interrupting the puppies.

ironguardian · « **Reply #119 on:** November 27, 2008, 05:07:54 AM »

Quote from: little wing on November 27, 2008, 05:04:54 AM

Alright I'll rephrase;
Being single is better when you are travelling the world.
So Iron Guardian... go on a holiday or something!

Well, the two of us had been planning a 9 month trip around Europe :p

Sins Of The Father · « **Reply #120 on:** November 27, 2008, 05:23:32 AM »

Ha too funny.

Aww cute little puppies,

They look like expensive dogs, I reckon id get some sweet cash if I sold them on the Blackdog Market.

Ok, my humorwell has dried up, time for nandos..or maccas im good eiether way.

And T-reese you have a very good point with the travelling bit.

Iron Guardian, id consider that idea, women are cheap in asian countries and you can get em real young.

Lol ok ive gone too far even for my standards.

Take a small holiday with a friend/s and see where it takes you, seeing a bit more of the world really does open your eyes to how small you really are and that theres so much more to do and live for and all that crap.

Ingasm · « **Reply #121 on:** November 27, 2008, 05:32:27 AM »

Quote from: Sins Of The Father on November 27, 2008, 05:23:32 AM

Take a small holiday with a friend/s and see where it takes you, seeing a bit more of the world really does open your eyes to how small you really are and that theres so much more to do and live for and all that crap.

I hear ya buddy, it's quite the experience.

Rowland, buy yourself a ticket to Prague.

TnT · « **Reply #122 on:** November 27, 2008, 05:46:29 AM »

Dogs rule. Thank christ it's not another flood of cat photos.

littlewing · « **Reply #123 on:** November 27, 2008, 06:33:43 AM »

Quote from: ironguardian on November 27, 2008, 05:07:54 AM

Quote from: little wing on November 27, 2008, 05:04:54 AM
Alright I'll rephrase;
Being single is better when you are travelling the world.
So Iron Guardian... go on a holiday or something!

Well, the two of us had been planning a 9 month trip around Europe :p

Uh-oh

I think this calls for more puppies. Can we get a christmassy one?

Necron · « **Reply #124 on:** November 27, 2008, 07:02:57 AM »