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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #700 on: November 18, 2009, 11:15:49 PM »
fuck me look at that!

looks like hes got 2 moustaches growing on his face

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #701 on: November 18, 2009, 11:36:04 PM »
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #702 on: November 19, 2009, 01:04:16 AM »
They will pick: Katich, Watson, Ponting, Hussey, Clarke, North, Haddin, Johnson, Hauritz, Siddle, Hilfenhaus.

They should pick: Hughes, Katich, Ponting, Clarke, Hussey, Watson, Haddin, Johnson, Krezja, Clark, Siddle.

Northy would come back for Watson for the rest of the games, but I'd prefer an extra seamer over an extra spinner at the Gabba. It'd be Hopes if he wasn't injured. I hate Watson.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #703 on: November 19, 2009, 02:36:44 AM »
I agree with your team..except hauritz for krazy. And lee for clark if he was fit...but probably clark
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #704 on: November 19, 2009, 02:59:29 AM »
Krezja is more likely to take wickets (and since I have Foxtel and get to see him bowl, I know he's bowling really well atm) and with Stuart Clark and Siddle in the team you have two bowlers who keep the scoring rate down anyway (which seems to be Hauritz's primary function currently).

I will admit Haury gets better with pretty much every game though so I don't mind sticking with him either.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #705 on: November 19, 2009, 03:00:35 AM »
They would ultimately have...

Steve Waugh
Mark Waugh
Matthew Hayden
Justin Langer
Adam Gilchrist
Craig McDermott
Shane Warne
Glenn McGrath
Mark Taylor
Merv Hughes
Alan Border
Don Bradman at 12th man, just for fun
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #706 on: November 19, 2009, 03:04:45 AM »
This was cricinfo.com's ultimate Australian XI a couple of months ago:

Victor Trumper
Arthur Morris
Don Bradman
Greg Chappell
Allan Border
Keith Miller
Adam Gilchrist
Shane Warne
Bill O'Reilly
Dennis Lillee
Glenn McGrath

No Ponting in your team either I notice.. I know he's a bit of a dick but he's one fucking amazing batsman.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #707 on: November 19, 2009, 03:13:26 AM »
yeah, Ponting crossed my mind, but every time I went to type him I thought of someone I would have prefered... plus he looks like a down syndrome. Not that there is anything wrong with down syndrome.... but not in an all time 11 cricket team.

Half the players on that all time team I have never heard of. I went with players I actually saw play, or have seen sufficient highlights to know how good they were... and there is NO disputing Bradman. More dominant, statistically speaking than any other sportsman in any other sport, including Muhammad Ali, Babe Ruth, Wayne Gretzsy and Michael Jordan
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #708 on: November 19, 2009, 03:21:29 AM »
Wikipedia rocks eh. :P
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #709 on: November 19, 2009, 06:37:06 AM »
LOLZ

Yeah Mago thats pretty much the dream team of the 90s.


As far as Krezja/Haurie goes, remember we are playing the West Indies ;)
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #710 on: November 19, 2009, 06:39:17 AM »
In that case give McGain another go. :D
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #711 on: November 19, 2009, 06:46:29 AM »
Fuck hey, would be good to some big calypso sixes :)

Also Jayawardene made another 200..the guy loves a big hundred..cmon SL!
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #712 on: November 19, 2009, 07:37:48 AM »
fuck, u have a day job?

Hell nah, I'm a uni bum.

is that similar to this??





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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #713 on: November 19, 2009, 08:29:45 AM »

is that similar to this??





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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #714 on: November 19, 2009, 08:42:53 AM »
Yeah i was guna say Adam it looks kinda like someones taken to your face with a jackhammer then glued pubes to it
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #715 on: November 20, 2009, 04:09:40 PM »
They would ultimately have...

Mark Taylor


The suggestion that Tubby would make a team that Ponting didnt offends me to my core. I need to go wash now.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #716 on: November 20, 2009, 04:26:11 PM »
Certainly the better captain, but also half the batsman (at best).
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #717 on: November 20, 2009, 04:29:03 PM »
yeah, fair point I guess. OK, take out Bradman (because I never saw him play, and lets keep it with people who played while I was actually alive) and replace him with Ponting.... now, out of Border, Tubby, Ponting and Steve Waugh, who the fuck is going to captain?
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #718 on: November 20, 2009, 04:35:47 PM »
Border. He's the one who turned the team around and made them what they are to this day.

New Shoaib Akhtar news... he's missing Pakistan's Australian one day tour because he had liposuction. Gold.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #719 on: November 20, 2009, 05:21:26 PM »
taylor was still a pretty good opening batsmen  playing against some of the best bowlers of the era...
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #720 on: November 20, 2009, 06:17:07 PM »
taylor was still a pretty good opening batsmen  playing against some of the best bowlers of the era...

Certainly true, but when it comes down to it he is far from Ricky Ponting with the bat.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #721 on: November 20, 2009, 06:43:45 PM »
upon reminiscing with my cousin yesterday...I recalled and conmfirmed two things: 1 - he had and still has one of the two Lille ally bats (which I swung around in the past)...hence the referral before   and,
2 - Boon actually sunk 52 beers on a flight from Adelaide(I think)  to London!

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #722 on: November 20, 2009, 06:58:21 PM »
Already knew 'em!

Shoaib Akhtar trivia is my entertainment these days. :D
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #723 on: November 20, 2009, 07:13:01 PM »
I always thought it was 53 beers.... but hey, we're splitting hairs now. It was VB by the way.... naturally. He probably spilled about 6 beers worth down his shirt, and his moustache must have soaked up at least 2 cans worth on its own.

according to the ever reliable wikipedia it was 54 beers.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #724 on: November 20, 2009, 07:16:19 PM »
I thought 53 too. But if you want to be completely accurate, it should be "50 odd". That's the Australian way.
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