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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #650 on: November 17, 2009, 10:32:58 PM »
Anyone remember Shoaib Akhtar?

Man that guy was a fucking DOUCHE, what did he think he was a bollywood star or some shit?

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #651 on: November 17, 2009, 10:38:08 PM »
I've never seen a Sri Lankan in the headlines for match fixing... Indians and Pakis yes, and the most famous of all being a South African.

2005 Ashes England did well with swinging the ball but this year it was mroe shit shots than good bowling. We still outplayed them in every facet though and managed to lose. Skills.

i found it hilarious when the english newspapers read "England Destroys Aussies". They had 2 wins a draw 1 loss and a washout and thats apparently a thrashing. Its good to see the 5-0 flogging they copped last time is so easily forgotten. Waqar Younis was accused of match fixing im not sure if the allegations were true so was ranatunga ("Unfit Fat Cunt"), de silva and jayasuriya.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #652 on: November 17, 2009, 10:40:30 PM »
Anyone remember Shoaib Akhtar?

Man that guy was a fucking DOUCHE, what did he think he was a bollywood star or some shit?

yeah, he's no Brett Lee.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #653 on: November 18, 2009, 12:15:40 AM »
Haha Akhtar recently couldn't go on a tour because of genital warts. True story.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #654 on: November 18, 2009, 12:58:09 AM »
Anyone remember Shoaib Akhtar?

Man that guy was a fucking DOUCHE, what did he think he was a bollywood star or some shit?

yeah, he's no Brett Lee.

Brett Lee is just as much of a wanker really, wanna punch his fragile gimped up beach faggot face in. Never could bowl that well, fast=/= good.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #655 on: November 18, 2009, 01:47:52 AM »
Pretty good when he is at his best tbh
Vagrancy wasn't it? That's gonna look real good on his grave stone in Arlington: Here lies John Rambo, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. Killed for vagrancy in Jerkwater, USA.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #656 on: November 18, 2009, 01:56:24 AM »
Pretty good when he is at his best tbh

When was that, one spell every few tests? Nigga has no form.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #657 on: November 18, 2009, 02:53:49 AM »
Nigga?  hahaha  .....biggest fucking knob was McGrath, albeit good...  Genital warts?   :rofl:
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #658 on: November 18, 2009, 03:03:09 AM »
No the biggest knob is/was Andre Nel :)
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #659 on: November 18, 2009, 03:05:10 AM »
Brett Lee was never a consistent Test player and now never will be. Probably our best one day bowler ever apart from McGrath and Warne though.

And yeah Whammy, the Pakistan board actually announced in a press release, total classic. Wouldn't you sue for defamation or something?!
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #660 on: November 18, 2009, 03:06:09 AM »
No the biggest knob is/was Andre Nel :)

Haha I loved that guy, bong hittin' angry ass motherfucker.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #661 on: November 18, 2009, 03:08:17 AM »
yeah you would reckon a suite would be tantamount...Nel was just a fucking tool, but McGrath couldn't keep his hand off his dick...anyway Paine is a top wicky!
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #662 on: November 18, 2009, 03:28:38 AM »
I was pretty big on cricket as a young fella. I remember watching Warne's debut test, McGrath's as well. Classic times with the Waugh Brothers, Paul Rieffel, Craig McDermott, Ian Healy etc etc. The only test match I have ever sat and watched all 5 days of was probably one of the most infamous, controversial and best test matches in our history, at least in the last 15-20 years. There I was sitting at home on my own (had recently moved out of my parents house) at the tender age of 16, no work for the week, a bowl of weed big enough to paralyze the Korean army, a couple of cartons of VB and a bottle of bourbon. I sat there and watched Sri Lanka vs Australia Boxing Day test. I had never seen Muralitharan bowl before and said to myself - more so shouted at the TV "He's chucking!". Next thing I know he gets called for chucking several times... I'm sure you all know how that unfolded. 
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #663 on: November 18, 2009, 03:39:49 AM »
Only thing I hate more than people putting down Australian metal is talking about rubbish sport.
Why do I let this thread live!?
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #664 on: November 18, 2009, 03:41:12 AM »
Murali holds the record for the most run outs in both forms of the game.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #665 on: November 18, 2009, 03:41:55 AM »
Only thing I hate more than people putting down Australian metal is talking about rubbish sport.
Why do I let this thread live!?
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #666 on: November 18, 2009, 03:47:02 AM »
Murali holds the record for the most run outs in both forms of the game.

:laugh:

as in, actually throwing at the stumps, or being the bowler in the run out wicket? I would  have thought someone like Jonty Rhodes or someone would have had that record... maybe he didnt play long enough.


P.S. sorry Daz.  ;D
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #667 on: November 18, 2009, 03:52:36 AM »
Only thing I hate more than people putting down Australian metal is talking about rubbish sport.
Why do I let this thread live!?
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This thread has become bigger than WF I'm sorry Daz.

Murali also has played a shitload of games against bangers and zimbabwe to boost his average.
Oh and Matt meant being the batsman dismissed in a run out
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #668 on: November 18, 2009, 03:55:04 AM »
Murali holds the record for the most run outs in both forms of the game.

:laugh:

as in, actually throwing at the stumps, or being the bowler in the run out wicket? I would  have thought someone like Jonty Rhodes or someone would have had that record... maybe he didnt play long enough.


P.S. sorry Daz.  ;D

it would have to be throwing at the stumps. if some other guy threw it to him and he knocked the bails off the guy who threw the ball is credited with the run out

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #669 on: November 18, 2009, 03:55:46 AM »
Only thing I hate more than people putting down Australian metal is talking about rubbish sport.
Why do I let this thread live!?
 :blowup:

I'm so disappointed in you right now.
When you get anywhere near my disappointment in you then you may have a case to file grievances.


Thankfully, that will never happen as it's an exponential growth and you're already too far gone.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #670 on: November 18, 2009, 04:00:18 AM »
P.S. It's a METAL forum.

Every unrelated comment takes us closer and closer to stretching the resources of the server. Almost everyday I get an email telling me that the database is receiving connections which are slowing it down.
Now last night I get one telling me we have too many files on the WF server (25,000 is the limit and we're over it), so I've gotta figure out how to cull those as well.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #671 on: November 18, 2009, 04:01:57 AM »
Just delete the 120 pages of Nosaj's Star Wars fan fiction
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #672 on: November 18, 2009, 04:17:49 AM »
Hahah.. 1 page of Nosaj's stories is worth a million pages of useless banter about cricket.
Aside from that, they aren't files and they aren't even on here anymore anyway.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #673 on: November 18, 2009, 04:19:08 AM »
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #674 on: November 18, 2009, 04:26:53 AM »
Apparently these were the lollies used by the english cricket team to help swing the ball in the 2005 ashes....