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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #675 on: November 18, 2009, 04:34:01 AM »
there is nothing more metal than one of Lillee's bats!   :headbang:
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #676 on: November 18, 2009, 04:48:06 AM »
P.S. It's a METAL forum.

Every unrelated comment takes us closer and closer to stretching the resources of the server. Almost everyday I get an email telling me that the database is receiving connections which are slowing it down.
Now last night I get one telling me we have too many files on the WF server (25,000 is the limit and we're over it), so I've gotta figure out how to cull those as well.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #677 on: November 18, 2009, 04:49:07 AM »
P.S. It's a METAL forum.

Every unrelated comment takes us closer and closer to stretching the resources of the server. Almost everyday I get an email telling me that the database is receiving connections which are slowing it down.
Now last night I get one telling me we have too many files on the WF server (25,000 is the limit and we're over it), so I've gotta figure out how to cull those as well.
:P

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #678 on: November 18, 2009, 05:10:59 AM »
P.S. It's a METAL forum.

Every unrelated comment takes us closer and closer to stretching the resources of the server. Almost everyday I get an email telling me that the database is receiving connections which are slowing it down.
Now last night I get one telling me we have too many files on the WF server (25,000 is the limit and we're over it), so I've gotta figure out how to cull those as well.
:P

Wait so you're asking people not to use your site because it can't handle the traffic?

Upgrade?

You want to pay for it?

Nope, I thought a major part of running a website effectively was finding the money to maintain it though.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #679 on: November 18, 2009, 05:32:50 AM »
geez man what the fuck are you doing?
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #680 on: November 18, 2009, 05:52:43 AM »
Anyone remember Shoaib Akhtar?

Man that guy was a fucking DOUCHE, what did he think he was a bollywood star or some shit?

yeah, he's no Brett Lee.

Brett Lee is just as much of a wanker really, wanna punch his fragile gimped up beach faggot face in. Never could bowl that well, fast=/= good.


I was actually referring to your Bollywood remark, but now that you mention it...
« Last Edit: November 18, 2009, 05:06:05 PM by Necron »

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #681 on: November 18, 2009, 06:01:39 AM »
Murali holds the record for the most run outs in both forms of the game.

:laugh:

as in, actually throwing at the stumps, or being the bowler in the run out wicket? I would  have thought someone like Jonty Rhodes or someone would have had that record... maybe he didnt play long enough.


P.S. sorry Daz.  ;D

I meant he gets his wickets by throwing... too subtle for ya?
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #682 on: November 18, 2009, 06:07:26 AM »
P.S. It's a METAL forum.

Every unrelated comment takes us closer and closer to stretching the resources of the server. Almost everyday I get an email telling me that the database is receiving connections which are slowing it down.
Now last night I get one telling me we have too many files on the WF server (25,000 is the limit and we're over it), so I've gotta figure out how to cull those as well.
:P

This is just one of hundreds pointless conversations on this forum over the years. Are you telling me this is less worthwhile than now playing threads, post a picture threads, threads bitching about an array of topics from vegans to genre arguments and post your favourite 17 albums of all time?

I've been posting worthless shit on here for nearly ten years, and you choose this one thread to complain about, just because you don't like the subject?

Seems a bit strange Daz old son.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #683 on: November 18, 2009, 06:09:03 AM »
there is nothing more metal than one of Lillee's bats!   :headbang:

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #684 on: November 18, 2009, 08:00:03 AM »

I've been posting worthless shit on here for nearly ten years, and you choose this one thread to complain about, just because you don't like the subject?

Delete all of Nihilist's posts, and you've freed up nearly 7000 for other, less verbose members to contribute.


What exactly does it mean by files though? I'm not that clues up on the server side when it comes to forums. Is each page it's own file, or each post even?

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #685 on: November 18, 2009, 08:04:19 AM »
I'm guessing a file = a post with a maximum file size.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #686 on: November 18, 2009, 09:38:41 AM »
Nah, the file issue is unrelated to the forum as everything is just stored in one massive database.. just relaying another one of the many issues that constantly come up behind the scenes that I have to deal with.

Matt: At least all those other threads as useless as they may have been weren't totally boring. ;D
p.s. What is a bit strange is you taking me so seriously.

Queef: No, the site can handle it but at times the limits can be pushed, and every bit of unnecessary bullshit doesn't help. As mentioned, perhaps you'd like to donate some money to the cause.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #687 on: November 18, 2009, 03:55:14 PM »
I'm not wound up, just telling you how it is.

Now, back to the cricket.

:)
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #688 on: November 18, 2009, 04:34:53 PM »
Pick your starting 11 for the first test.  Will watson open?

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #689 on: November 18, 2009, 04:59:25 PM »
I'm nto wound up, just telling you how it is.

Now, back to the cricket.

:)

yesh, wulcome back for 2nd tiiime thish thread


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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #690 on: November 18, 2009, 05:38:32 PM »
I'm nto wound up, just telling you how it is.

Now, back to the cricket.

:)

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #691 on: November 18, 2009, 06:33:58 PM »
Pick your starting 11 for the first test.  Will watson open?

u'd have to have the dickhead opening, he has been on fire! 
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #692 on: November 18, 2009, 07:27:07 PM »
Pick your starting 11 for the first test.  Will watson open?

In No Particular Order:
Ricky Ponting
Michael Clarke 
Tim Paine
Shaun Marsh
Michael Hussey
Shane Watson
Cameron White
Stuart Clark
Ben Hilfenhaus
Mitchell Johnson (I think hes better for ODI)

Possible Selection:
Peter Siddle
Brad Haddin
Brett Lee
Phillip Hughes (If he can hold of Twitter)
Nathan Bracken

Other:
David Warner
David Hussey
Simon Katich
Marcus North
Adam Voges
Graham Manou 
James Hopes
Shaun Tait
Nathan Hauritz
Callum Ferguson 

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #693 on: November 18, 2009, 07:48:35 PM »
Nah, the file issue is unrelated to the forum as everything is just stored in one massive database.. just relaying another one of the many issues that constantly come up behind the scenes that I have to deal with.

Matt: At least all those other threads as useless as they may have been weren't totally boring. ;D
p.s. What is a bit strange is you taking me so seriously.

Queef: No, the site can handle it but at times the limits can be pushed, and every bit of unnecessary bullshit doesn't help. As mentioned, perhaps you'd like to donate some money to the cause.

If more people came to 'SUPPORT THE LOCAL SCENE MAN' at my gigs then maybe I'd have more money. Maybe I should just play in better bands?

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #694 on: November 18, 2009, 07:50:50 PM »
nah I think it's beacause ALL Perth metal is shit...you wont find a better band   :hmm:
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #695 on: November 18, 2009, 08:14:39 PM »
nah I think it's beacause ALL Perth metal is shit...you wont find a better band   :hmm:

Only 1 of my bands is metal.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #696 on: November 18, 2009, 08:35:06 PM »
fuck, u have a day job?
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #697 on: November 18, 2009, 10:28:50 PM »
fuck, u have a day job?

Hell nah, I'm a uni bum.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #698 on: November 18, 2009, 10:36:45 PM »
fuck, u have a day job?

Hell nah, I'm a uni bum.

is that similar to this??



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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #699 on: November 18, 2009, 10:52:22 PM »
fuck me look at that!
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