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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #725 on: November 20, 2009, 11:46:59 PM »
yeah haha....well my cousin was at some function and Dean Jones was there and he got the number from him...credible?  well after his brief commentry career, he probably calls it as it was

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #726 on: November 21, 2009, 12:24:55 AM »
yeah haha....well my cousin was at some function and Dean Jones was there and he got the number from him...credible?  well after his brief commentry career, he probably calls it as it was



yeah, well... Jonesy sure had a way with the selectors... or at least had HIS way with one of their wives anyway :P
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #727 on: November 21, 2009, 12:54:34 AM »
oh really?  what happened?

i was referring to the racial slur
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #728 on: November 21, 2009, 01:01:41 AM »
rumour has it the reason his career ended so abruptly was because he was "running through the crease" of one of the selectors wives, thus never getting a game again.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #729 on: November 21, 2009, 01:44:55 AM »
Same rumour goes for Michael Slater too (though I think that was meant to be the duaghter of a selector). I see no evidence to back either of them up though.

Whammy: My housemate was at that function. ???
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #730 on: November 21, 2009, 01:58:01 AM »
Same rumour goes for Michael Slater too (though I think that was meant to be the duaghter of a selector). I see no evidence to back either of them up though.

Whammy: My housemate was at that function. ???

...what function was it ( i never asked me cus)?




as for the private lives of cricketers....then there was Warnies mischievous undertakings...
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #731 on: November 21, 2009, 02:34:39 AM »
Same rumour goes for Michael Slater too (though I think that was meant to be the duaghter of a selector). I see no evidence to back either of them up though.

Whammy: My housemate was at that function. ???

The difference with Dean is he was at the peak of his career and all of a sudden, an abrupt end.... no injury or anything like that to report.

this is from wiki... yes, I know... unreliable and all that

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He was controversially dropped from the test team at the start of the 1992?93 season, despite having topped the averages in the previous test series, against Sri Lanka.[2] The decision dumbfounded many Australian cricket fans, given his reasonably good form at the time, and sparked calls from some in the media that his axing was due to a personal vendetta the then Australian coach Bob Simpson held against Jones.[citation needed] Other commentators suggested that Jones's penchant for publicly questioning the motives and decisions of the national team selectors brought a premature end to his Test career 
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #732 on: November 21, 2009, 02:39:20 AM »
Same rumour goes for Michael Slater too (though I think that was meant to be the duaghter of a selector). I see no evidence to back either of them up though.

Whammy: My housemate was at that function. ???

nice typo grammar/spelling nazi :P

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #733 on: November 21, 2009, 02:58:50 AM »
I've typo'd about 6 things in this thread already. Y'all need to lift your game on calling me out. The common theme seems to be I try to type too fast when posting at work.

Deano was at the peak of his career in one dayers, never really hit it in tests though. You forget he came back after that abrupt dumping to the one day team quite quickly, then fizzled.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #734 on: November 23, 2009, 03:28:16 PM »
I've typo'd about 6 things in this thread already. Y'all need to lift your game on calling me out. The common theme seems to be I try to type too fast when posting at work.


part of the reason, half of what I type makes no sense...
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #735 on: November 23, 2009, 03:59:22 PM »
South Africa best team in the world you reckon? Can't even beat England, who were missing 3 players!

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #736 on: November 23, 2009, 05:45:32 PM »
well they thrashed them in the first game....and hey South Africa A were playing well....


...cant say much given the Wallabies were just administered a beating by Scotland....Scotland!   :clap:     8)
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #737 on: November 23, 2009, 10:42:58 PM »
Thrashed them in the second Twenty20... also lost the first Twenty20 to them though (although only by one run).

The only winner in the first ODI was the rain.

So that's 1-1 in the Twenty20s and 1-0 in the ODIs!

I think Scotland won because I refused to watch what I claimed would be a boring match. Turns out it was boring, for all the wrong reasons though.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #738 on: November 23, 2009, 11:50:33 PM »
a turn it up...lets check the rankings (which all know is bullshit  ;D )
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #739 on: February 22, 2010, 06:01:16 PM »
The Problem with Perth Metal is there is too much talk about cricket.  ;D
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #740 on: February 22, 2010, 06:55:02 PM »
Awesome! Time to bring up cricket again!

Hey Whammy, nice work in India there mate. :rofl:
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #741 on: February 22, 2010, 09:52:01 PM »
talking about cricket is fine as long as it's insect warfare :P
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #742 on: February 23, 2010, 03:45:44 AM »
Awesome! Time to bring up cricket again!

Hey Whammy, nice work in India there mate. :rofl:
Handy from Steyn and Parnell down the order. Missed it by that much!
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #743 on: February 23, 2010, 04:19:51 AM »
2 years ago Parnell was thumping it about for the SA under 19s at the U19 world cup at number 5 or 6, they're pretty lucky to be able to bring him in at 9, 10 or even 11.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #744 on: February 23, 2010, 04:38:43 AM »
Yeah for sure, they'll take him.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #745 on: February 24, 2010, 05:03:00 PM »
Awesome! Time to bring up cricket again!

Hey Whammy, nice work in India there mate. :rofl:

...the first test or the last  ..or the 500 plus runs in three innings by Amla or the seven for by Steyn? 

..number two will do for a bit longer   ;D
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #746 on: February 24, 2010, 05:07:47 PM »
Doesn't surprise me that Amla did well in the subcontinent... :cunning:

I just thought losing with 9 balls to go after being held out by England twice in the same fashion was classic.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #747 on: February 25, 2010, 01:11:00 AM »
England know how to do a proper dead bat
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #748 on: February 25, 2010, 03:59:02 PM »
Haha bloody tendulkar makes 200 in one dayer, retire already!

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #749 on: February 25, 2010, 04:11:08 PM »
fucking cunt...he is awesome though... :clap:
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