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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #150 on: December 16, 2008, 06:35:31 AM »
I hope the answer is something to do with 'black metal vs death metal'

Me too, elitists and trolls are hilarious. ;D
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #151 on: December 17, 2008, 01:55:34 AM »
I just read the first paragraph of the first post. How the fuck did this make 8 pages??

I hope the answer is something to do with 'black metal vs death metal'

there's a fair few cat pictures in there to flesh it all out
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #152 on: December 17, 2008, 02:48:21 AM »
I just read the first paragraph of the first post. How the fuck did this make 8 pages??

I hope the answer is something to do with 'black metal vs death metal'

there's a fair few cat pictures in there to flesh it all out

lolcats are like forum hamburger helper  :bigtongue:

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #153 on: December 17, 2008, 03:45:56 AM »
THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!  ;D


Seriously, you all took the bait. Why?



Do you feel clever to be the person who gets to say that?

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #154 on: December 17, 2008, 04:21:19 AM »

Do you feel clever to be the person who gets to say that?

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #155 on: December 17, 2008, 08:17:00 AM »
Well you must be very proud of yourself.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #156 on: December 17, 2008, 03:11:54 PM »
Mark likes to feel clever wherever he goes, that's why when he makes deliveries he tells storemen about how he used to write all the music for Vesper's Descent, like somehow that's an achievement.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #157 on: December 18, 2008, 07:36:11 AM »
Well you must be very proud of yourself.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #158 on: December 18, 2008, 08:04:31 AM »
This thread had the potential to be epic, but fell off the rails around page 2/3....

WF, you dissapoint me, I know we can do better than that!
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #159 on: December 18, 2008, 08:47:38 AM »
Well you must be very proud of yourself.

"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me....A CHOIR BOY!!"

What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pennncils?

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #160 on: December 18, 2008, 03:25:37 PM »
Mark likes to feel clever wherever he goes, that's why when he makes deliveries he tells storemen about how he used to write all the music for Vesper's Descent, like somehow that's an achievement.

8)

You really are pure evil, aren't you?

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #161 on: December 18, 2008, 03:30:30 PM »
Nah, just a dickhead.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #162 on: December 18, 2008, 04:03:43 PM »
Well you must be very proud of yourself.
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me....A CHOIR BOY!!"
What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pennncils?
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #163 on: December 18, 2008, 06:17:15 PM »
You used to be somebody I could trust.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #164 on: December 19, 2008, 01:11:23 AM »
So you cooked up a story and dropped us in a meat grinder.


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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #165 on: December 19, 2008, 05:56:03 AM »
Here's your Subzero, now plain zero

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #166 on: December 19, 2008, 07:04:43 PM »
I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!

You're lucky he didn't kill you, too. Or rape you, then kill you. Or kill you, then rape you

Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!




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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #167 on: December 20, 2008, 04:29:31 AM »
Mark likes to feel clever wherever he goes, that's why when he makes deliveries he tells storemen about how he used to write all the music for Vesper's Descent, like somehow that's an achievement.

8)

You really are pure evil, aren't you?

He's not really. He's my alter ego. And apart from stalking me, I still love him.  ;)

How's mum going Matt?
 


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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #168 on: December 20, 2008, 04:51:15 AM »
Let's just say you'll be calling me Dad soon.
My hands are choking, my knife is broken.
An orgasm is what I need.
Your blood is spilling, the sight is thrilling.
To cum I need to see you bleed.

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #169 on: December 20, 2008, 06:38:36 AM »
Send me the video please.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #170 on: December 20, 2008, 05:51:04 PM »
You think marrying into my family is gonna get you your signed Voyager cd?

Think again stalker.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #171 on: December 20, 2008, 06:12:59 PM »
I got mine off eBay for $5... far cheaper than wedding expenses. 8)
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #172 on: December 21, 2008, 08:45:43 PM »
I got mine off eBay for $5... far cheaper than wedding expenses. 8)

$5...You got royally hosed ;D

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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #173 on: December 21, 2008, 09:25:18 PM »
Well, technically it was free, I just donated $5 to offset the carbon footprint that went into the production of the individual copy of the album.
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Re: The Problem with Perth Metal
« Reply #174 on: January 03, 2009, 02:18:57 AM »
Hehehehe i saw the first post in this topic and just scrolled down the page- i dont want to read an essay, but i do like the kitty-cats  ;D
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