REALISING THAT THEY HAD OSTRACISED 99% OF THE PERTH METAL SCENE WITH RIDICULOUS COMMENTS MADE IN LOCAL RAGS (THAT NO ONE READS ANYWAYS), U.T.I IN A SAD AND DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO REGAIN POPULARITY AND CREDIBILITY AMONGST THE THRONG OF METAL HORDES (WHO CO-INCIDENTLY ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WILLING TO CONSISTANTLY SHOW UP TO THEIR GIGS) HAVE ENLISTED THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH WHO COULD POSSIBLY SAVE THE BAND FROM SUBLIME MEDIOCRITY: