Hey fuckbeans. Hope you ladies are packing heat & you gentlemen are packing meat. This launch is just 1 week away!
We also have a situation. A sexy situation.
Our new merch will be ready for the launch. Just in time for winter when ya balls crawl up to your neck & ya nipples stick out like a pair of pig nuts, we have a steaming new batch of zip up hoodies lined up for you lot to rug up in & fap on. They'll be cheaper than a happy ending from a thai tranny, so cum early & fucking grab one.
Brown...it's the new pink!