Author Topic: The Mighty Scrape / DFC Split CD Launch Amps May 1st (with Defamer QLD) (Read 13421 times)

The_Peeper · « **Reply #50 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:29:58 AM »

The Mighty Scrape zipper hoodie.... as seen on TV*
BROWN ... IT'S THE NEW PINK!
Top quality knitwear for your next gang-bang, masturbation session or family pee-party!
Don the hood and go wild... Impress your mates! Be the the all the rage around your office water-cooler!
"Gee... That hoodie is some kinda something!"

Available in all sizes, presented in super-sexy deep-colonic brown.
You betcha sweet ass.....
Price: See Lord Labia for "special offer"

*TV = transvestite working Bulwer Steet, Saturday and Thursday nights. Keepa the fake titties warm and snug.

faeces · « **Reply #51 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:46:49 AM »

I wonder if I could get away with wearing that at work

METAL_STEVE · « **Reply #52 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:03:49 AM »

Try getting into JB HI-FI in Rockingham in one!
Friend of mine wasn't allowed in 'cause she had a B.L.S. chapter hoodie on.

The_Peeper · « **Reply #53 on:** May 01, 2009, 06:38:43 AM »

In addition to buying the split CD tomorrow (

), the ever-giving Mighty Scrape is offering a special printable lyric sheet for you to download, print, trim, and insert in to your CD cover. Just go to our mypagefacefuck and click on the most recent blog for the link to the PDF. http://www.myspace.com/grindecologyst

TnT · « **Reply #54 on:** May 01, 2009, 07:23:28 AM »

Heh classic stuff.. though a spell check might not have gone astray. I'm guessing Dyson typed that out (probably by whacking his bell-end on to the keyboard).

The_Peeper · « **Reply #55 on:** May 01, 2009, 03:31:03 PM »

Correct.... During office hours, Lord Labia actually refers to his penis by the pet name "Qwerty"!

Some of it is intentionally misspelled. We like to keep a mystique that that we were possibly all home-schooled in a trailer and spent 20% learning time on English and 90% of time on misinformed sexual education under the guidance of Uncle Nasty Fingers.
(and 5% time on mathematics, apparently).....

Tittiesandbeer · « **Reply #56 on:** May 01, 2009, 05:17:09 PM »

Daren, their are know speling misteaks on that.
ewe are an ideit

Tittiesandbeer · « **Reply #57 on:** May 01, 2009, 05:20:32 PM »

BTW for tonight only, the hoodies will be a crazy $30!!!!!!!

We have a splendid show in stall for everyone tonight.
There will be special gifts for those brave enough to get in the front row or two whilst we are 'performing'.
Haha catchyas there.

Geeks · « **Reply #58 on:** May 01, 2009, 05:55:12 PM »

Further to the amazing deals mentioned above, Defamer merch prices are as above:

Shirts - $15
Girls Singlets - $15
Hoodies - $30

Any purchase of a shirt/singlet/hoodie will get you a copy of our debut album "CHASM" for free.

Getting on a plane in a few hours, can't wait!

venismecha · « **Reply #59 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:37:20 PM »

i can only see one spelling mistake!
the rest are just funny words (subpoenis- best!)

faeces · « **Reply #60 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:46:31 PM »

Quote from: The_Peeper on May 01, 2009, 06:38:43 AM

In addition to buying the split CD tomorrow ( ), the ever-giving Mighty Scrape is offering a special printable lyric sheet for you to download, print, trim, and insert in to your CD cover. Just go to our mypagefacefuck and click on the most recent blog for the link to the PDF. http://www.myspace.com/grindecologyst

Thanks for the heads up - just don't open it up at work - you have been warned!

TnT · « **Reply #61 on:** May 02, 2009, 03:24:42 AM »

Quote from: venismecha on May 01, 2009, 09:37:20 PM

i can only see one spelling mistake!
the rest are just funny words (subpoenis- best!)

Yeah I was aware of the intentional incorrect spellings / play on words, I meant slightly weird grammar use as well, but mainly when I don't see "heaving buxom milking maid" spelt right I just feel a bit cheated.

Speaking of which I'm surprised we haven't seen you wearing a cow costume, Dyson.

Anyway, tonight shall be great.. see you there soon!

Sheriff Cunt · « **Reply #62 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:52:13 PM »

awesome gig, defamer kicked fuckin ass!
kudos to all involved

Nosaj · « **Reply #63 on:** May 02, 2009, 09:21:06 PM »

Was a good gig. The sound mix could have been a bit more even for Defamer tho. My only grip was with the toilets. Whats with the fuckin bouncer blocking off the toilets during Cuntscrapes set? It's shit like this thats made me reluctant to go to the amps. The wankery of the management and the bouncers really fucks up a good venue.

Still was good to get near the stage when the Scrape were playing and shout "DYYYYYYYYYYYYSON!"

Sins Of The Father · « **Reply #64 on:** May 02, 2009, 09:47:37 PM »

Dude the troph was overflowing with piss lol

Harlequin Forest · « **Reply #65 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:03:53 AM »

Quote from: Sins Of The Father on May 02, 2009, 09:47:37 PM

Dude the troph was overflowing with piss lol

Amps has the worst toilets ever, with only one urinal and one cubicle it probably overflows every night.

ironguardian · « **Reply #66 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:22:17 AM »

The girl in front of me for Scrape had both her hands full of drinks when she got hit with the Veiny Shaft of Justice, and splashed her beer all over her face... twice.

Rotten · « **Reply #67 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:39:32 AM »

Great gig, Defamer were sick, DFC(brutal) and Cuntscrape(daring) with their pedophile outfits were great too!(Dan P was by far the seediest looking dude)
i was smashed and that was good.
Cheers to Dyson for putting us on!!
metal

darrell_bintrash · « **Reply #68 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:24:12 PM »

fuckin good gig thanks too the thornlie crew of death down the front and the gallows boys yelling obscenities your all fuckin mad haha

PremierMaelstrom · « **Reply #69 on:** May 04, 2009, 03:20:26 AM »

indeed.

many thanks to all who attended to be witness to the birthing of The 'Split

and especially to all the brutal bands we played with (Defamer yeh!)!

Nosaj · « **Reply #70 on:** May 04, 2009, 05:53:12 AM »

Listening to the Defamer cd atm. Sounds awesome so far. Also got the split roast cd and Cuntscrap thrush bang mannia. Very disturbing shit there.

Geeks · « **Reply #71 on:** May 05, 2009, 12:55:37 AM »

Cheers for the kind words people!

Easily the best interstate tour we've done, had an absolute ball. Loved the venue, the bands and the punters! Nails/DFC/Scrapers were amazing bands to share the stage with, thanks again to the NOI guys for the gear lendage, and also to Ides of March for the Saturday night show.
Cheers for all those who came into the room to check us out, hope a few of you enjoyed it, and another big thanks to those who bought CD/T-shirts...hope the album is going down a treat for you.

Till next time Perth!

Geeks · « **Reply #72 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:17:36 PM »

Forgot to ask...does anyone know of any locals that took pics? Would love to get some for our memories. We need digital help because the beer is destroying our brains.

Nosaj · « **Reply #73 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:04:02 AM »

I'm sure someone would have taken some pics.
Ps: Can't stop listening to the Defamer CD.

Geeks · « **Reply #74 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:43:58 AM »