Author Topic: Vomiting Black Art Zine (Read 12028 times)

VomitingBlackArt · « **on:** April 02, 2009, 07:27:27 AM »

A bit of "old news" but one that you "black/thrash/death/metal" ""maniacs"" -might- just appreciate..

Long story short, over 60 pages of black and white, Oldschool style art, logos etc..
A4 format. DIY cut and paste. 20$ for an issue, If you can fork out money on your shitty new Terrorizer excuse of "a metal maga'zine", and you are "passionate about your metal" then this might just be up your alley.

Heres a picture from one of the pages... Feel free to reply, or send a message through here, for any info or questions answered.

Oiseau · « **Reply #1 on:** April 02, 2009, 08:20:01 AM »

Care to name some of the featured artists? What does it mean by DIY cut and paste?

Stormrider · « **Reply #2 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:38:40 PM »

Quote from: Oiseau on April 02, 2009, 08:20:01 AM

Care to name some of the featured artists? What does it mean by DIY cut and paste?

It means he's stuck in the 80's

Hey Terroriser is not too bad ... one of the few METAL mags out there

Mago_Haydz · « **Reply #3 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:28:17 PM »

nice highschool project.

Oiseau · « **Reply #4 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:56:43 PM »

Ohhh so it's literally a scissors and Clag job. Cool. I'm still yet to see the connection between me wanting to listen to metal and me wanting to buy his book of collages and drawings of inverted crosses. Unless the book also sounds like Pantera.

Hoboclese · « **Reply #5 on:** April 02, 2009, 09:15:02 PM »

I "hope" this "maga'zine" has as -much- un/necessary punctu"ation" as the initial "post"?

Mago_Haydz · « **Reply #6 on:** April 02, 2009, 09:25:06 PM »

Quote from: Hoboclese on April 02, 2009, 09:15:02 PM

I "hope" this "maga'zine" has as -much- un/necessary punctu"ation" as the initial "post"?

Thats the exact reason Im pretty sure I know who it is....

Wolfmoon Records · « **Reply #7 on:** April 02, 2009, 10:27:36 PM »

Looking forward to reading this Allhexx.

Cheers

VomitingBlackArt · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2009, 04:33:00 AM »

Haha, I wont mention many of the opionions I could raise to the front regarding this...

Hey fuckhead... What's your point in bagging out something that someones done that "supports metal" - just because you dont understand it, or never even had a clue or "got to see" even the "end" of that era??

If your idea of a metal magazine is Terrorizer, you must have a pretty common, diluted idea of metal.

If you want it to sound like Pantera, sure... Projects In The Jungle anyone? And dont get me wrong, I dig that shit as much as their "first" album Cowgirls From..

It is all my own art. If you are into old Black/Death/Thrash, then you would appreciate and get into this.
DIY means it is photocopied, cut and pasted, black and white. No computer, No Digital Shit.

Laugh all you want at the "highschool project"... (I was out of year 12 for a good 4/5 years before even starting to do the art or zine shit)

34 or so double sided a4 pages. 20$ is a bit much, so im knocking the price down to $10. It'll be around in 78s and Dadas and some other shops when I get an ABN sorted out.

In the meantime, good to see you fuckers are as immature and idiotic as ever.

Regarding the Punc'tu-ation, Its fairly obvious most of you never got into 'ZINES or much of the "Back in the Day" (early 90s, not so much "STUCK IN THE 80s... [im not that old haha, even if i know my shit about the era...])

taken from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zine

A zine (an abbreviation of the word fanzine, or magazine; pronounced [ziːn], "zeen") is most commonly a small circulation publication of original or appropriated texts and images. More broadly, the term encompasses any self-published work of minority interest usually reproduced via photocopier on a variety of colored paper stock.

To anyone with actual Legit interest, let me know via whatever means. I wont be around for the next week or two, but yeah, most of you know how to get in contact if need be, or might run in to me at some point some where.

Keep up the inane "western front" kiddies..

Bishnack · « **Reply #9 on:** April 03, 2009, 04:56:56 AM »

For 10 bucks I'll check it out.

Last Perth Zine I got was Deathflesh in '97 - from Rocko!

cyanide_christ · « **Reply #10 on:** April 03, 2009, 07:48:01 AM »

Hang on a minute. So why would I want to pay money for a book of HB pencil doodling, random photos of dudes in dark rooms who like to look at their feet, and illegible diary entries?

schist · « **Reply #11 on:** April 03, 2009, 07:50:43 AM »

Quote from: cyanide_christ on April 03, 2009, 07:48:01 AM

Hang on a minute. So why would I want to pay money for a book of HB pencil doodling, random photos of dudes in dark rooms who like to look at their feet, and illegible diary entries?

Kvlt points.

cyanide_christ · « **Reply #12 on:** April 03, 2009, 07:59:11 AM »

Oh, and why "Vomiting Black Art"? How would you ask for something like that at a newsagency?

And since when is vomiting tough? Vomiting is just gross.

Oiseau · « **Reply #13 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:35:39 AM »

Quote from: VomitingBlackArt on April 03, 2009, 04:33:00 AM

Haha, I wont mention many of the opionions I could raise to the front regarding this...

Hey fuckhead... What's your point in bagging out something that someones done that "supports metal" - just because you dont understand it, or never even had a clue or "got to see" even the "end" of that era??

If your idea of a metal magazine is Terrorizer, you must have a pretty common, diluted idea of metal.

If you want it to sound like Pantera, sure... Projects In The Jungle anyone? And dont get me wrong, I dig that shit as much as their "first" album Cowgirls From..

It is all my own art. If you are into old Black/Death/Thrash, then you would appreciate and get into this.
DIY means it is photocopied, cut and pasted, black and white. No computer, No Digital Shit.

Laugh all you want at the "highschool project"... (I was out of year 12 for a good 4/5 years before even starting to do the art or zine shit)

34 or so double sided a4 pages. 20$ is a bit much, so im knocking the price down to $10. It'll be around in 78s and Dadas and some other shops when I get an ABN sorted out.

In the meantime, good to see you fuckers are as immature and idiotic as ever.

Regarding the Punc'tu-ation, Its fairly obvious most of you never got into 'ZINES or much of the "Back in the Day" (early 90s, not so much "STUCK IN THE 80s... [im not that old haha, even if i know my shit about the era...])

taken from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zine

A zine (an abbreviation of the word fanzine, or magazine; pronounced [ziːn], "zeen") is most commonly a small circulation publication of original or appropriated texts and images. More broadly, the term encompasses any self-published work of minority interest usually reproduced via photocopier on a variety of colored paper stock.

To anyone with actual Legit interest, let me know via whatever means. I wont be around for the next week or two, but yeah, most of you know how to get in contact if need be, or might run in to me at some point some where.

Keep up the inane "western front" kiddies..

Ooooh he's a feisty little fella!

VomitingBlackArt · « **Reply #14 on:** April 03, 2009, 10:52:42 AM »

You wouldnt ask for it at a newsagency, dumbass.

Since when is Venom not metal or Halford not gay, if you want to raise such a stupid point like "since when is vomiting tough?" ? Vomiting was tough before you cut your hair short, and who said anything about "being tough" in the first place? Idiot..If anything, grossing you out is far superior to "being tougher", dipshit.

Why would you want to pay money for a book of some art? Fucked if I know, and can't say I care either.
Obviously its not your thing, big deal. Shut the fuck up, dont bother posting, and keep your opinions to yourself... seems pretty self explanatory really doesnt it ?

I thought there might be people still around that actually had a single fucking clue or even the faintest whiff of what "Zines" used to be about, stuff like Slayer or Petrified..

a) you know Slayer is vaguely a thrash band
b) you used wikipedia to read up about what a zine is
c) your idea of a "metal magazine" extends to Terrorizer no earlier than 2000
d) you dont actually have the slightest idea about things like Tape Trading, or a Pre-Internet, postal based system of communication, and the artwork, attitudes, or ideas from those years
e) your idea of a good band logo has to involve photoshop, mirror, and bevel and emboss + a fire filter, and lens flare
f) you take "Heavy, the story of metal" as pretty much the gospel
g) all of the above.

but this is so blatantly Not the place to expect even the slightest bit of mature, let alone "metal" behaviour, not to even mention any of you children knowing anything of what I am talking about.

Once again, good work at proving just exactly why "the metal scene" in Perth is such a fucking joke.

P.s : Deathflesh was a pretty cool zine, Grif did some killer artwork.

Jimmy_Mate · « **Reply #15 on:** April 03, 2009, 02:41:18 PM »

WELCOME BACK ALEX!!!

URHHHH URHHHHHHHHHHHH URHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stormrider · « **Reply #16 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:32:56 PM »

Hey i'm all for the OLD SCHOOL tiger !

80's THRASH FTW !!

But ya gotta know this was never going to go down well here

nihilist · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:47:14 PM »

Jesus this thread is a great big retard fest.

I wouldn't buy your zine... but I wouldn't fall over myself trying to bag you for releasing it either... considering the calibre of people trying to abuse you, I wouldn't get too stressed eh.

Senton · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2009, 08:43:29 PM »

Its good to see people still making zines, whether cut/paste or slick and glossy.

Theres never been a successful, long running australia Heavy Metal/Rock magazine/zine for yonks. Theres been a few false starts (Benighted West Chronicle and even WF had one back in the day!).

HM and the other one that the editor did (Jed something) just failed after promising starts

TnT · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2009, 10:15:31 PM »

Quote from: VomitingBlackArt on April 03, 2009, 10:52:42 AM

Obviously its not your thing, big deal. Shut the fuck up, dont bother posting, and keep your opinions to yourself... seems pretty self explanatory really doesnt it ?

+1

Quote from: VomitingBlackArt on April 03, 2009, 10:52:42 AM

Once again, good work at proving just exactly why "the metal scene" in Perth is such a fucking joke.

-1

Merlok · « **Reply #20 on:** April 03, 2009, 10:47:09 PM »

\MMMMMETTTTTAAAAAALLLLLLLL/

AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG

ded · « **Reply #21 on:** April 04, 2009, 01:07:33 AM »

haha, damn, usually I'm the first to rip into Alex for being uber underground, and before he dropped the price I came pretty close

Quote from: cyanide_christ on April 03, 2009, 07:59:11 AM

Oh, and why "Vomiting Black Art"? How would you ask for something like that at a newsagency?

And since when is vomiting tough? Vomiting is just gross.

I lol'd in real life, back to back retardation, well done sport!

Im pretty sure he knew exactly what kind of response he'd get from the chumps on WF, but at least he's still putting it out there for the hardcore fans of the old school ways, and there's still a market for this kinda stuff, unfortunately not so much on WF, in Perth, or Australia.

Ten points for perseverance

cyanide_christ · « **Reply #22 on:** April 04, 2009, 01:13:10 AM »

I just knew it would wind him up real good after his previous posts.

I still don't get the vomiting thing though.

DeathspellDestroyer · « **Reply #23 on:** April 04, 2009, 02:02:40 AM »

Wow, Lord Alhexx, you're like so totally cool. Noone's ever heard of zines in Perth hey. Only you.
Noone's heard of LLN, except you.
Noone's ever printed anything all kvlt on paper, except you

I've noticed that you pop up on this forum every 6 months or so, and make a really inane post something along the lines of;

----

Hails

I'm selling an OOP of this really grim tape/vinyl. I don't know why I'm posting on this "metal" forum because none of you "metal" heads "understand" "metal" like people used to. Anyway, I would rather "trade" but I'm sure none of you "metalheads" have anything worth trading because none of you trade. Like me.

OR

HEY GUYS
I WENT TO THE SAME BLACK METAL GIG AS YOU.EXCEPT I WAS REALLY GRIM ABOUT IT AND USED A POLAROID CAMERA BECAUSE I AM OLD SCHOOL. JUST SO YOU KNOW. I USE POLAROID. I SHOULD PROBABLY UNDERLINE THE WORD POLAROID TOO. PLEASE TAKE NOTICE.

----

Seriously dude, why do you always have a snide elitist "pee hee hee, I am more metal than the people on WF" thing going on with all your posts? Do you want attention? Or do you want people to think "Omg, that Alhexx dude is like so way grim and BM OOP we would never understand him, damn, I wish I could understand metal to the depth and complexity that he does" ?!

Also, what happened to your "Anti Australian Gay Black Metal" sig thing you had going on for a while? Did you delete it cos you've buddied up with your junior underling of grimness, Lord Cocktart?

Ps It's ironic that you said "lolz keep your opinions to yourself" considering your contrived, pretentious thread post was pretty much just;

Hey "metal" "fans"
I am selling a tr00 piece of kvlt "art" that you won't "understand", but I will "post" on here "anyway" just so you "know".

Pps Kudos to Noctarth, who made sure that now everyone knows he bought one.

dparker · « **Reply #24 on:** April 04, 2009, 02:28:07 AM »

Aside from that, my lips are sealed.