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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2009, 03:49:17 AM »
Wow, Lord Alhexx, you're like so totally cool. Noone's ever heard of zines in Perth hey. Only you.
Noone's heard of LLN, except you.
Noone's ever printed anything all kvlt on paper, except you :)

I've noticed that you pop up on this forum every 6 months or so, and make a really inane post something along the lines of;

----

Hails

I'm selling an OOP of this really grim tape/vinyl. I don't know why I'm posting on this "metal" forum because none of you "metal" heads "understand" "metal" like people used to. Anyway, I would rather "trade" but I'm sure none of you "metalheads" have anything worth trading because none of you trade. Like me.

OR

HEY GUYS
I WENT TO THE SAME BLACK METAL GIG AS YOU.EXCEPT I WAS REALLY GRIM ABOUT IT AND USED A POLAROID CAMERA BECAUSE I AM OLD SCHOOL. JUST SO YOU KNOW. I USE POLAROID. I SHOULD PROBABLY UNDERLINE THE WORD POLAROID TOO. PLEASE TAKE NOTICE.

----

Seriously dude, why do you always have a snide elitist "pee hee hee, I am more metal than the people on WF" thing going on with all your posts? Do you want attention? Or do you want people to think "Omg, that Alhexx dude is like so way grim and BM OOP we would never understand him, damn, I wish I could understand metal to the depth and complexity that he does" ?!

Also, what happened to your "Anti Australian Gay Black Metal" sig thing you had going on for a while? Did you delete it cos you've buddied up with your junior underling of grimness, Lord Cocktart?

Ps It's ironic that you said "lolz keep your opinions to yourself" considering your contrived, pretentious thread post was pretty much just;

Hey "metal" "fans"
I am selling a tr00 piece of kvlt "art" that you won't "understand", but I will "post" on here "anyway" just so you "know".

Pps Kudos to Noctarth, who made sure that now everyone knows he bought one.


Get a life mate.
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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2009, 04:09:02 PM »
Wow, Lord Alhexx, you're like so totally cool. Noone's ever heard of zines in Perth hey. Only you.
Noone's heard of LLN, except you.
Noone's ever printed anything all kvlt on paper, except you :)

I've noticed that you pop up on this forum every 6 months or so, and make a really inane post something along the lines of;

----

Hails

I'm selling an OOP of this really grim tape/vinyl. I don't know why I'm posting on this "metal" forum because none of you "metal" heads "understand" "metal" like people used to. Anyway, I would rather "trade" but I'm sure none of you "metalheads" have anything worth trading because none of you trade. Like me.

OR

HEY GUYS
I WENT TO THE SAME BLACK METAL GIG AS YOU.EXCEPT I WAS REALLY GRIM ABOUT IT AND USED A POLAROID CAMERA BECAUSE I AM OLD SCHOOL. JUST SO YOU KNOW. I USE POLAROID. I SHOULD PROBABLY UNDERLINE THE WORD POLAROID TOO. PLEASE TAKE NOTICE.

----

Seriously dude, why do you always have a snide elitist "pee hee hee, I am more metal than the people on WF" thing going on with all your posts? Do you want attention? Or do you want people to think "Omg, that Alhexx dude is like so way grim and BM OOP we would never understand him, damn, I wish I could understand metal to the depth and complexity that he does" ?!

Also, what happened to your "Anti Australian Gay Black Metal" sig thing you had going on for a while? Did you delete it cos you've buddied up with your junior underling of grimness, Lord Cocktart?

Ps It's ironic that you said "lolz keep your opinions to yourself" considering your contrived, pretentious thread post was pretty much just;

Hey "metal" "fans"
I am selling a tr00 piece of kvlt "art" that you won't "understand", but I will "post" on here "anyway" just so you "know".

Pps Kudos to Noctarth, who made sure that now everyone knows he bought one.


Get a life mate.

the funny part is, he sounds like he actually has one.... as opposed to...well, you know.
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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2009, 08:31:10 PM »
I can see some wikid confrontations between Nihilist and Alex. 8)

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2009, 07:07:31 AM »
this thread is great, alex comes in, and tries to undermine all the poeple who he thinks is younger and dont know anything about metal, and acts like he is the greatest and some kind of superior person because of all his years listening to black metal....and then comes along all the 30+ year olds who just have a lol at him and see him for the pretty average person that he is.

and good times were had by all.

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2009, 06:41:35 PM »
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Get a life mate.

Oh, does running around suburban bushland in corpse paint taking photos for myspace bands constitute having a life?

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2009, 06:54:00 PM »
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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2009, 03:48:23 AM »
Who the fuck is this guy?

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2009, 06:46:48 AM »
Who the fuck is this guy?

which one?
the person who started the thread is a kvlt leet black metaller known as alex that sometimes posts on here, that other person is more than likely someone from here that doesnt want to give himself a bad name so started a new account to bag everyone out.

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2009, 03:25:47 PM »
I can see some wikid confrontations between Nihilist and Alex. 8)

He types too much to keep me interested.

Besides, I quite enjoy the fact that he pisses most of you off so much.
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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2009, 12:06:51 AM »
this thread is great, alex comes in, and tries to undermine all the poeple who he thinks is younger and dont know anything about metal, and acts like he is the greatest and some kind of superior person because of all his years listening to black metal....and then comes along all the 30+ year olds who just have a lol at him and see him for the pretty average person that he is.

and good times were had by all.

Speaking for the 30+ crowd around here, none of you 30- lot know anything about metal.

Or anything else for that matter.   ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2009, 06:23:55 AM »
Alex doesn't piss me off. Not sure if he still has a hand bag or not tho. Oh wait it's a Satchell. ;D
Any how what do you say to HALFORD the Musical? On how he has gone from looking like Tim Brook Taylor(The Goodies) to Ming the Merciless. ;D

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2009, 07:01:26 AM »
this thread is great, alex comes in, and tries to undermine all the poeple who he thinks is younger and dont know anything about metal, and acts like he is the greatest and some kind of superior person because of all his years listening to black metal....and then comes along all the 30+ year olds who just have a lol at him and see him for the pretty average person that he is.

and good times were had by all.

Speaking for the 30+ crowd around here, none of you 30- lot know anything about metal.

Or anything else for that matter.   ;D ;D ;D

But we're so darn cute! :angel:
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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2009, 09:51:18 AM »
this thread is great, alex comes in, and tries to undermine all the poeple who he thinks is younger and dont know anything about metal, and acts like he is the greatest and some kind of superior person because of all his years listening to black metal....and then comes along all the 30+ year olds who just have a lol at him and see him for the pretty average person that he is.

and good times were had by all.

Speaking for the 30+ crowd around here, none of you 30- lot know anything about metal.

Or anything else for that matter.   ;D ;D ;D

But we're so darn cute! :angel:

Except you... you are fugly.
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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2009, 01:02:09 AM »
this thread is great, alex comes in, and tries to undermine all the poeple who he thinks is younger and dont know anything about metal, and acts like he is the greatest and some kind of superior person because of all his years listening to black metal....and then comes along all the 30+ year olds who just have a lol at him and see him for the pretty average person that he is.

and good times were had by all.

Speaking for the 30+ crowd around here, none of you 30- lot know anything about metal.

Or anything else for that matter.   ;D ;D ;D

But we're so darn cute! :angel:

Except you... you are fugly.

I beg to differ.  8)

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2009, 02:22:15 AM »
Wow, Lord Alhexx, you're like so totally cool. Noone's ever heard of zines in Perth hey. Only you.
Noone's heard of LLN, except you.
Noone's ever printed anything all kvlt on paper, except you :)

I've noticed that you pop up on this forum every 6 months or so, and make a really inane post something along the lines of;

----

Hails

I'm selling an OOP of this really grim tape/vinyl. I don't know why I'm posting on this "metal" forum because none of you "metal" heads "understand" "metal" like people used to. Anyway, I would rather "trade" but I'm sure none of you "metalheads" have anything worth trading because none of you trade. Like me.

OR

HEY GUYS
I WENT TO THE SAME BLACK METAL GIG AS YOU.EXCEPT I WAS REALLY GRIM ABOUT IT AND USED A POLAROID CAMERA BECAUSE I AM OLD SCHOOL. JUST SO YOU KNOW. I USE POLAROID. I SHOULD PROBABLY UNDERLINE THE WORD POLAROID TOO. PLEASE TAKE NOTICE.

----

Seriously dude, why do you always have a snide elitist "pee hee hee, I am more metal than the people on WF" thing going on with all your posts? Do you want attention? Or do you want people to think "Omg, that Alhexx dude is like so way grim and BM OOP we would never understand him, damn, I wish I could understand metal to the depth and complexity that he does" ?!

Also, what happened to your "Anti Australian Gay Black Metal" sig thing you had going on for a while? Did you delete it cos you've buddied up with your junior underling of grimness, Lord Cocktart?

Ps It's ironic that you said "lolz keep your opinions to yourself" considering your contrived, pretentious thread post was pretty much just;

Hey "metal" "fans"
I am selling a tr00 piece of kvlt "art" that you won't "understand", but I will "post" on here "anyway" just so you "know".

Pps Kudos to Noctarth, who made sure that now everyone knows he bought one.




AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH oh man, that fucking made my day.
the best smartarse response ive seen on here.
well done.  :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2009, 06:04:43 AM »
And well done to you for Sabbotaging another quote pyramid.  ;D

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #41 on: April 08, 2009, 06:10:08 AM »
this thread is great, alex comes in, and tries to undermine all the poeple who he thinks is younger and dont know anything about metal, and acts like he is the greatest and some kind of superior person because of all his years listening to black metal....and then comes along all the 30+ year olds who just have a lol at him and see him for the pretty average person that he is.

and good times were had by all.

Speaking for the 30+ crowd around here, none of you 30- lot know anything about metal.

Or anything else for that matter.   ;D ;D ;D

But we're so darn cute! :angel:

Except you... you are fugly.

I beg to differ.  8)

And well done to you (metal_munchkin) for Sabbotaging another quote pyramid.  ;D

How's that?  Better?  :D

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #42 on: April 08, 2009, 12:07:13 PM »
this thread is great, alex comes in, and tries to undermine all the poeple who he thinks is younger and dont know anything about metal, and acts like he is the greatest and some kind of superior person because of all his years listening to black metal....and then comes along all the 30+ year olds who just have a lol at him and see him for the pretty average person that he is.

and good times were had by all.

Speaking for the 30+ crowd around here, none of you 30- lot know anything about metal.

Or anything else for that matter.   ;D ;D ;D

But we're so darn cute! :angel:

Except you... you are fugly.

I beg to differ.  8)

And well done to you (metal_munchkin) for Sabbotaging another quote pyramid.  ;D

How's that?  Better?  :D

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2009, 06:36:39 AM »
Really??? Good!! 8) ;D

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2009, 01:02:51 AM »
A bit of "old news" but one that you "black/thrash/death/metal" ""maniacs"" -might- just appreciate..

I don't mind a bit of that, and I'm a zine collector and writer.

I'm from Brisbane. How would I be able to grab a copy off you?

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« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2009, 08:17:08 AM »
Wow, Lord Alhexx, you're like so totally cool. Noone's ever heard of zines in Perth hey. Only you.
Noone's heard of LLN, except you.
Noone's ever printed anything all kvlt on paper, except you :)

I've noticed that you pop up on this forum every 6 months or so, and make a really inane post something along the lines of;

----

Hails

I'm selling an OOP of this really grim tape/vinyl. I don't know why I'm posting on this "metal" forum because none of you "metal" heads "understand" "metal" like people used to. Anyway, I would rather "trade" but I'm sure none of you "metalheads" have anything worth trading because none of you trade. Like me.

OR

HEY GUYS
I WENT TO THE SAME BLACK METAL GIG AS YOU.EXCEPT I WAS REALLY GRIM ABOUT IT AND USED A POLAROID CAMERA BECAUSE I AM OLD SCHOOL. JUST SO YOU KNOW. I USE POLAROID. I SHOULD PROBABLY UNDERLINE THE WORD POLAROID TOO. PLEASE TAKE NOTICE.

----

Seriously dude, why do you always have a snide elitist "pee hee hee, I am more metal than the people on WF" thing going on with all your posts? Do you want attention? Or do you want people to think "Omg, that Alhexx dude is like so way grim and BM OOP we would never understand him, damn, I wish I could understand metal to the depth and complexity that he does" ?!

Also, what happened to your "Anti Australian Gay Black Metal" sig thing you had going on for a while? Did you delete it cos you've buddied up with your junior underling of grimness, Lord Cocktart?

Ps It's ironic that you said "lolz keep your opinions to yourself" considering your contrived, pretentious thread post was pretty much just;

Hey "metal" "fans"
I am selling a tr00 piece of kvlt "art" that you won't "understand", but I will "post" on here "anyway" just so you "know".

Pps Kudos to Noctarth, who made sure that now everyone knows he bought one.




Ahhhh, couldnt resist this one...

Heres a quick summary for you.

- I appreciate the nostalgic feeling, hence having a polaroid camera. How many people asides from "pro photographers" even USE a non digital camera? Hell, even most of the semi pro or pro photographers I can think of are all using some form of fancy shmancy digital ish camera nowdays.
Sure, looking at photos on your ipod, your monitor, are cool, but HAVING that fucker on an actual PHYSICAL medium, is just that LITTLE BIT MORE SPECIAL. I can look back on it in YEARS and go "fuck yeah" instead of "wheres that dvd/usb stick/whatever with that photo on it?" Or you know, put it up on my fridge, or even on the back of my toilet door as I masturbate furiously over how kvlt GGG Trve I obviously must be..

You mightnt give a fuck, or appreciate it, but, I do. End of Story, dipshit..

-- "Lord" How about "Nah, ya poofter bastard" ? Alex is fine thanks tiger.. though, its ALLHEXX not "Alhexx" if you want to get technical sugar :)

-- Lets face it, "Back In The Day" - sure, I was into LLN when most people didnt even have a fucking clue about them... Do you think Im going to begrudge someone that knows/is into their "Nowadays Modern black metal" (now there's one for you to have some fun with, if you get the pun..?) Ofcourse I wont. My active following interest in Black Metal has pretty much died in the arse within the last few years, with the exception of a very few bands.. So, if you can understand what I am saying, is, that I am sure nowdays, there are people that "know more than me" for sure... That still doesnt really CHANGE much though... Just putting it out there that - I dont, and never will, pretend to be some "be all, know it all" motherfucker... BUT - I will never back down from getting into the genre(s) of music with 100% (no, lets make that 666%) conviction.

-- Also, what happened to growing the fuck up? Its not like you get bonus points for "Not bagging out something" and besides, do you really think the "Anti Australian Gay Black Metal" sig makes ANY form of difference? To put it simply, I forgot my account details haha, and had to make another account to post this stuff, Seems pretty damn simple to me when you look at it that way..

To everyone else, its been fun to see how this post has/is going hah thats for sure. James, Louise, Gday again,, its been a while, hope alls well haha ! Cool to see that you guys are still around, It seems like the names change on here, and maybe the attitudes a bit [for worse it seems if anything] but hey...

10$ for the zine, the offer still stands, send a message via here or whatever and we can sus it from there.

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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2009, 03:23:15 PM »
What ever happened to FUKK and little uncle fester mate? Havent seen them in years! :(
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Re: Vomiting Black Art Zine
« Reply #47 on: April 22, 2009, 07:11:13 PM »
They're still around.. we get to the odd gig every now and then for something to do, but I suppose for the most part, like all of us, life isnt all about just going to gigs and drinking and having fun..as much as it would be nice if it could be.

Speaking of which, I should be getting ready for work..

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« Reply #48 on: April 22, 2009, 08:27:37 PM »
Ah welcome back Alex. Don't mind the people here - they are just upset because they get no scene points for smoking bongs on their couch.

Granted that $20 for a 30p rag is a bit steep, good luck with it.

PM sent.