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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #75 on: May 06, 2009, 06:11:48 AM »
Yeah, yeah, blah blah whatever....

So this year it's "death by pig".  Next year we will all be in imminent danger of death by a new pandemic, or a terrorist threat, or a Tsunami, or a plague of Cane Toads, or a Sins of the Father album, or zombies, or swarms of killer bees, or fuck, who knows?




Or a Choke reunion gig. Or even worse another Glam trend. :P ;D

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #76 on: May 08, 2009, 11:38:26 PM »
Apparently they have set up a 'swine flu help line' I thought i'd call it out of interest but all I got was crackle...   :P

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #77 on: May 09, 2009, 12:07:38 AM »
Apparently they have set up a 'swine flu help line' I thought i'd call it out of interest but all I got was crackle...   :P

 :laugh: and/or :no:
...and on the other a soldier with a bullet wound in his lower belly and his sphincter shot away so that his faeces are leaking out. The smell of excrement mingles with that of the scorching flesh of the corpses being burned in the distance.

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #78 on: May 09, 2009, 12:37:58 AM »
Apparently they have set up a 'swine flu help line' I thought i'd call it out of interest but all I got was crackle...   :P
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #79 on: May 26, 2009, 05:36:01 AM »
 I was doing a job today and it came on the radio that there had been a house just put under quarantine in Bedford for the first Swine Flu outbreak in Perth. 

Knowing that the cosmos is trying to kill me, guess what suburb I was in when I heard this?



Bet you can't. 

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #80 on: May 26, 2009, 03:56:31 PM »
Did anyone receive this chain email that's going around?  :)

Coincidence
Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....
 
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.
 
Has any one else noticed this???
It gets worse........ next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong???
Fraternally bound to haunt swollen distended bodies
Their chemical reactions clash amidst rank autopsies...
NH2(CH2)4NH2...Putrescine!
C5H14N2...Cadaverine!

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #81 on: May 26, 2009, 04:16:06 PM »
Did anyone receive this chain email that's going around?  :)

Coincidence
Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....
 
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.
 
Has any one else noticed this???
It gets worse........ next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong???


yeah, and its completely false. Not one of them is even right, and there is no year of the chicken (its rooster) or pig (its boar). Of course, knowing this limited amount of knowledge prompted me to check it, and as I suspected, its not even close...

2007 - year of the boar
2008 - year of the rat
2009 - year of the ox
2010 - year of the tiger
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #82 on: May 26, 2009, 04:41:18 PM »
hehe yeah i got that at work the other day.

FUCK chain emails piss me off. I used to think they were ok.... BUT NOW I FUCKEN HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #83 on: May 26, 2009, 07:41:47 PM »
Perth gets its first case in bedford (where my sister has to stay thursday night  :rofl: ) and hopefully all the dockers get it  :clap:

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #84 on: May 26, 2009, 08:44:11 PM »
and hopefully all the dockers get it  :clap:

and pass it to the other afl teams, I would laugh so fucken hard
...and on the other a soldier with a bullet wound in his lower belly and his sphincter shot away so that his faeces are leaking out. The smell of excrement mingles with that of the scorching flesh of the corpses being burned in the distance.

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #85 on: May 26, 2009, 09:15:16 PM »
Perth gets its first case in bedford (where my sister has to stay thursday night  :rofl: ) and hopefully all the dockers get it  :clap:
More of a chance of a rugby team getting it.  ;D

(Not casting aspersions on your sister of course :))

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #86 on: May 26, 2009, 09:20:33 PM »
Perth gets its first case in bedford (where my sister has to stay thursday night  :rofl: ) and hopefully all the dockers get it  :clap:
More of a chance of a rugby team getting it.  ;D


swine flu, easily transmitted through group sex. This is why I masturbate  ;D
...and on the other a soldier with a bullet wound in his lower belly and his sphincter shot away so that his faeces are leaking out. The smell of excrement mingles with that of the scorching flesh of the corpses being burned in the distance.

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #87 on: May 26, 2009, 10:35:11 PM »
Did anyone receive this chain email that's going around?  :)

Coincidence
Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....
 
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.
 
Has any one else noticed this???
It gets worse........ next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong???


yeah, and its completely false. Not one of them is even right, and there is no year of the chicken (its rooster) or pig (its boar). Of course, knowing this limited amount of knowledge prompted me to check it, and as I suspected, its not even close...

2007 - year of the boar
2008 - year of the rat
2009 - year of the ox
2010 - year of the tiger
I had a feeling that it was wrong. Just a lame joke for those who don't think very hard, I guess. ;)
Chain emails are shit, and seldom funny.
Fraternally bound to haunt swollen distended bodies
Their chemical reactions clash amidst rank autopsies...
NH2(CH2)4NH2...Putrescine!
C5H14N2...Cadaverine!

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #88 on: May 27, 2009, 11:59:46 PM »
they now say 20% of aussies could get it as its now spreading fast but the guy in Perth said "Hes had worse papercuts" so not really scared, im more scared about the fact John Farhnam is doing another comeback tour that guy must blow his money on shit

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #89 on: May 28, 2009, 12:19:05 AM »
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #90 on: May 28, 2009, 03:06:14 AM »
This flu is selling papers at record rates.. Bottom line is the regular flu is far more lethal, what a joke.

Who cares, get on with your lives. :o

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #91 on: May 28, 2009, 08:48:58 PM »
i hope i get it just so i can scare/own people by breathing on them

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #92 on: May 28, 2009, 09:37:30 PM »
Will centrelink/ the givernment give me money if i get it?

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #93 on: May 28, 2009, 09:43:41 PM »
i hope i get it just so i can scare/own people by breathing on them

haha so wrong  :rofl: its amazing how its spread in literally 3 days 1st day 20 2nd 67 3rd 103

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #94 on: May 28, 2009, 11:34:09 PM »
i hope i get it just so i can scare/own people by breathing on them

haha so wrong  :rofl: its amazing how its spread in literally 3 days 1st day 20 2nd 67 3rd 103

Day 1: Exposure - Day 3: Infection - Day 8: Epidemic - Day 15: Evacuation - Day 20: Devastation
(Remember that film?  :P)
Fraternally bound to haunt swollen distended bodies
Their chemical reactions clash amidst rank autopsies...
NH2(CH2)4NH2...Putrescine!
C5H14N2...Cadaverine!

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #95 on: May 28, 2009, 11:50:45 PM »
i hope i get it just so i can scare/own people by breathing on them

haha so wrong  :rofl: its amazing how its spread in literally 3 days 1st day 20 2nd 67 3rd 103

Day 1: Exposure - Day 3: Infection - Day 8: Epidemic - Day 15: Evacuation - Day 20: Devastation
(Remember that film?  :P)

just a guess, but...



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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #96 on: May 29, 2009, 12:12:56 AM »
I could go a good zombie movie right now.

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #97 on: May 29, 2009, 01:27:55 AM »
i hope i get it just so i can scare/own people by breathing on them

haha so wrong  :rofl: its amazing how its spread in literally 3 days 1st day 20 2nd 67 3rd 103

Day 1: Exposure - Day 3: Infection - Day 8: Epidemic - Day 15: Evacuation - Day 20: Devastation
(Remember that film?  :P)

i actually said that when i first heard about it in mexico i thought the outbreak would be so bad they would create some kind of anti-virus that does the complete opposite and kills everyone then re-animates the dead  :rofl: i watch too many horror films.

but is it so wrong to want something like that to happen to the earth? i wanna see how strong the human spirit really is when new world order comes to town  :P

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #98 on: May 29, 2009, 01:53:42 AM »
This thread is doomed.
die already

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #99 on: May 29, 2009, 02:37:04 AM »
Someone send a link to that pandemic game to Rudd..

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