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Offline Mago_Haydz

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #100 on: May 29, 2009, 02:53:04 AM »
Someone send a link to that pandemic game to Rudd..

Lock down the shipyards and airports!
 :cunning:

only if Morbid Angel are still allowed in to the country!
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #101 on: May 29, 2009, 03:30:16 AM »
What makes you think that YOU will be one of the survivors?

I hope you are, coz I intend to be one and I will get hungry.

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #102 on: May 29, 2009, 03:34:30 AM »
Someone send a link to that pandemic game to Rudd..

Lock down the shipyards and airports!
 :cunning:

and maybe add a note to tell him to stop giving money to dead people

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #103 on: May 29, 2009, 04:45:09 AM »


just a guess, but...





i actually just downloaded this mini-series the other day, i had to laugh when the government tries covering up the flu they released by saying "there is no super flu, this is just a normal case of swine flu"

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #104 on: May 29, 2009, 06:45:11 AM »
im more scared about the fact John Farhnam is doing another comeback tour that guy must blow his money on shit
No arguments there. AC/DC no longer play It's a long way to the top thanks to John Farnham.

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #105 on: May 29, 2009, 07:47:51 AM »
im more scared about the fact John Farhnam is doing another comeback tour that guy must blow his money on shit
No arguments there. AC/DC no longer play It's a long way to the top thanks to John Farnham.

why?

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #106 on: May 29, 2009, 08:21:32 AM »
Lock down the shipyards and airports!
 :cunning:

Lock down YOUR place you mean.  No end of new diseases originating from your sinkhole.   ;D

Rangitis: Inflamation of the asshole.  Spread by imflaming other assholes.  Treated by stopping hanging around flaming assholes.

Rangomilalitis: Swollen eyes from watching excessive porn.  Spread by sharing jars of hand cream. Treated by watching christian television or coldplay videos.

Rangatheria: Lockjaw caused by overuse of the throat muscles.  Spread by practicing deapthroat techniques on chair legs.  Treated by giving furniture to Good Sammys.

Rangalopagus: a red hairy elephant disease caught by watching Sesame Street.  Spread by humping big bird.  Untreatable, fatal and absurdly amusing.

Ranga Fever: A disease that causes attraction to horrific looking mammals.  Spread by sheer animal desperation and bad eyesight. Treated by the application of a common sense patch.

 

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #107 on: May 29, 2009, 07:20:09 PM »
my sisters best friends mum looks to be WA's second case of swine flu and she lives in Busselton (near me  :sick: ) and shes a hardcore Jahovas witness haha god really loves his true believers :P

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #108 on: May 29, 2009, 08:46:06 PM »
Swine flu is nothing. If you contract Lou Gehrig's Disease you'll know for certain that you will stop sucking air soon.
G is for Gehrig,
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #109 on: May 29, 2009, 08:54:55 PM »
Swine flu is nothing. If you contract Lou Gehrig's Disease you'll know for certain that you will stop sucking air soon.

but you'll never stop sucking....
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #110 on: May 30, 2009, 04:56:58 AM »
when i first heard about swine flu, i thought they meant it was from "bushpigs."

I thought i was fucked for sure.


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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #111 on: May 30, 2009, 10:32:44 PM »
Swine flu is nothing. If you contract Lou Gehrig's Disease you'll know for certain that you will stop sucking air soon.

...that's fucking weird...
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #112 on: May 30, 2009, 10:47:08 PM »
AMYOTROPHIC LATERAL SCLEROSIS

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #113 on: May 30, 2009, 10:55:28 PM »
www.google.com    just brilliant   ;D
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #114 on: June 19, 2009, 06:51:53 AM »
AMYOTROPHIC LATERAL SCLEROSIS
The very same disease that crippled Jason Becker and Stephan Hawking.

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #115 on: June 19, 2009, 07:13:27 AM »
isnt Hawking on his way out now?
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #116 on: July 22, 2009, 11:23:21 PM »
Swine flu is nothing. If you contract Lou Gehrig's Disease you'll know for certain that you will stop sucking air soon.

but you'll never stop sucking....

Buddy, score a single home run at Yankee Stadium and then bother talking to me about 'sucking'. From what I hear, you wrote the book about sucking, and published it too.
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #117 on: July 23, 2009, 03:00:26 AM »
WATCH THE ASHES INSTEAD.
BEER'N'BUNDY'N'BROOME
IF ITS TOURIST SEASON WHY CAN'T WE SHOOT THEM?

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #118 on: July 23, 2009, 03:35:07 AM »
yeah, baseball is for gay cunts...
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #119 on: July 23, 2009, 04:26:39 AM »
wait a minute Mago...I think u mean AFL
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #120 on: July 23, 2009, 05:33:30 AM »
Nope. 

It freaks me out that someone would pose as a dead yank baseballer.

Strike three.

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #121 on: July 27, 2009, 11:27:40 PM »
Pose? What are you talking about? I'm the real deal here!

And I'm a bigger deal than that good-for-nothing cheat Mark McGwire, believe me.
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #122 on: July 28, 2009, 12:13:30 AM »
Pose? What are you talking about? I'm the real deal here!

And I'm a bigger deal than that good-for-nothing cheat Mark McGwire, believe me.

never heard of him either.... so that says alot about your "deal-worthiness"
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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #123 on: July 28, 2009, 12:50:58 AM »
Yeah, that guy was on the Simpsons in that episode where Bart gets on Ritalin and hijacks a tank, and South Park in the episode about the special Olympics when they out him as a steroid freek.

But at least he aint dead, that is as pissweak as it gets.

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Re: Pig flu? we all doomed or what?
« Reply #124 on: July 28, 2009, 01:35:38 AM »
what dying? pretty sure everyone has to do it one day  ???
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