Hahaha
You and your taint!
I think you should be the one doing the song for us. I've even written the lyrics for you to sing:
Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the meat that you drive into the perfect sized kebab of me
The yoghurt we share
Seems to go everyhere
And I've lost my sight
For I toss and turn, I can't eat at night
(chorus)
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted Trease you've created
I give you all a girl could give you
Take my chips and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted Trease
Tainted Trease
Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want it any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold your Sprite
And you'll think love is to taint
But I'm sorry I don't taint that way
(chorus)
.. ok, ok, so I got a bit silly(er) towards the end.