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Bone up with tha Cunt-fone tone
« on: June 24, 2009, 04:32:26 PM »
How cuuuute.... Get this adorable puppy on your mobile....


Cuntscrape have, erm, sold-out completely and decided to offer a free ringtone, or Cuntone if you prefer  :eyebrows:

Go to the link below to download the zip file which contains the MP3 Cuntone plus the printable lyric sheet that fits inside the Split Roast CD. Transfer 'Cuntone.mp3' to you poncey handet and set it as your tone... hey presto; you have your own 'I'm a Brutal Cunt' sweep-picking, commuter annoying, Dethklok wanna-being, vagina vibrating ringtone!
https://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=batch_download&send_id=704790722&email=f7883b819a095e9285662af51b9a2319
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Re: Bone up with tha Cunt-fone tone
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2009, 07:30:27 PM »
thats it...ive lost all respect for you guys....
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Re: Bone up with tha Cunt-fone tone
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2009, 07:36:29 PM »
I prefer my flow-rider tone tnx

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Re: Bone up with tha Cunt-fone tone
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2010, 07:16:58 PM »
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Re: Bone up with tha Cunt-fone tone
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2010, 12:17:16 AM »
Please make this available in a monophonic tone for my less than poncey mobile.
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Re: Bone up with tha Cunt-fone tone
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2010, 02:02:32 AM »
Please make this available in a monophonic tone for my less than poncey mobile.
Is it a Nokia? Go in to 'composer' mode and just mash the keypad with your tongue/breast or whatever you like.... it should sound about right!!  ;)
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Re: Bone up with tha Cunt-fone tone
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 05:43:17 AM »
I tried that, but apparently my Nokia is so unponcey it doesn't have composure.
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Re: Bone up with tha Cunt-fone tone
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2010, 06:16:36 PM »
Brutal!
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Re: Bone up with tha Cunt-fone tone
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2010, 03:30:01 AM »
I tried that, but apparently my Nokia is so unponcey it doesn't have composure.

 Me neither.  I was so tired of buying flash phones that don't last, I got a free Samsung piece of shit that does fuck all but make calls and text messages.  I can't do anything interesting whatsoever, but - fuck me dead - it makes calls without fucking up every five minutes. 

Oooooohhhh.   :o

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Re: Bone up with tha Cunt-fone tone
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2010, 06:10:41 PM »
Ive got a work phone. if it fucks up we have a brand new spare in the office. needless to say, looking after my phone is not of high importance to me.
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