You're all on crack. It was fucking terrible. All the Transformers sounded like ghetto rats plucked off a basketball court in Harlem. The autobots barely even fought if you didn;t notice. Humans did most of the work. In fucking transformers, there is barely even ANY human interference. Its about robots fucking destroying each other over energon and earth is their playground. Shit gets destroyed. The fight scenes were shot fast, blurred and shakey to cut down production costs and time since a lot let detail needs to go into a fast moving object. Transformers barely transformed since thats hard to animate. THe characters were bullshit devices for crap jokes- i.e. fuckhead latino guy (not Rod.) and sexy home and away chick (not complaining, liked that bit.) but still decepticons aren;t human changeling capable. Barack "Nicest Guy on Earth" Obama was suddenly some bad guy making shit choices on behalf of the world through some fucking stupid suit. The tomb that lay hidden was remarkably easy to find. Battles were too short.. NO FUCKING LASERS AT ALL!
If you like Transformers the cartoon at all... yeah well this fucking raped it. If you've only heard that it was cool and you think you;d be cooler if you said you loved it as a kid, then yeah, i guess you'd like the movie, and perhaps if you were a brainless obese american NRA member you'd be keen as well.
Good Points - Megan Fox and hot chicks everywhere, Fast cars, Odd good battle scene. , good cinematography - wide shots and landscapes were awesome.
Bad points - script, plot, lame jokes, shit diaologue, crap characters, bad acting, voices were awful, mother and father scenes should be cut out of the movie. American bullshit.
Michael Bay - die screaming.
Haha, I'm not as full on as this, but am mostly on the same page.
I mean, don't get me wrong - I thought the movie was ok, and pretty impressive in many aspects.
But most of my problems are pointed out here ^^.
I'd like to add some things though, and I don't agree on all points (eg: I like the parental stuff, and couldn't care less about the "babes" - not what I care about when it comes to Transformers), and I don't want MB to die haha.
But yeah, wtf was with some of the plot/script work? So much of this newly imagined shit was/is stupid, and the "Transformer Heaven" scene was idiotic, mostly.
WAY too much human interference. Autobots weren't about enough. Sometimes it was way too hard to tell who was who.
And, there was almost too MUCH action, it was chaotic. And too much stuff was unexplained, and you're just expected to take it at face value.
But yeah, too many people, too much bullshit. And yeah, the human transformer was fuckin' dumb as.
Add to that, i HATE all the stupid little transformers. The real little ones. They're a stupid idea, and so many look stupid.
And fuck, the voices sucked on so many. WHY did those dudes look kinda like rats? man...
That'll do for now haha
But yeah, still didn't mind it.
