HAHA that was one of the funniest little melodramas ive seen at a gig in a LONG time. DFAT and the PNUTS handled it fucking PERFECTLY (as always) and kudos to them for not stoving his fucking scone in (its not like he didnt deserve it)!
Its funny/sad that theres almost always at least one UTTER FUCKWIT whose sole objective is to be obnoxious and ruin everyone elses fun by proving what a fucking terry toughcunt he is. Usually its just some random blow-in piece of shit who disappears up his own arse almost as quickly as he appears. Sometimes the fuckwit starts out life as a fuckwit but then (after a few harsh words) gets a fucking clue and modifies their behaviour such that they become an accepted and respected member of this metal community. Unfortunately in this case, this guy has been at it for years (and not just at backwater local gigs at la castella where theres no fucking paid gorilla to bounce his stupid ass to the curb). Whats even sadder is that you would think that someone in their mid 30s would have grown out of this shit LONG ago, but obviously NOT in this case. Rather - this retard tries to JUSTIFY his retarted actions AND apologies and insults the same person he is apologising to in the same sentence = WHAT THE FUCK?
Its all well and good to blame it on "drink", but if you read his post he is making threats and carrying on like a numpty when he is supposedly SOBER. I just think he has some sort of mental disorder that makes him puff his chest out and rant and rave like a fucking imbecile 9 out of 10 times that he interacts with people.
Is this the same guy that suplexed his "mate" onto a glass on the hard wood floor at the castle on saturday? YEP.
Is this the same guy that clocked his "mate" at the castle a few months ago, making his head piss blood all over the place? YEP.
Is this the same guy that came to our NYE party a few years ago, chinned ms harlott and proceeded to challenge everyone at the party to a fight while he was down the street waiting for a taxi? YEP.
Is this the same guy that smashed up the castle's foldback etc and then tries to justify it by saying "it made them get new gear"? YEP.
The funniest part of all of course is that his posts on here are all like "if you've got a problem, sort it out face to face, and i'll smash ya". Of course, when DFAT had a problem with him on saturday - DFAT sorted it out face to face and this guy did FUCK ALL apart from wail like a banshee out the front of the castle before going home, sleeping it off, realising the next morning that he was made to look like an utter fuckwit and so proceeded to rant and rave ON A FUCKING INTERNET FORUM to confirm what everyone already knew anyways! Seems to me that the only people you're capable of "smashing" are chicks and ya mates and when someone presents a real fight for ya - you wail like a bitch!!!
The reality is that EVERYONE has a problem with you (and judging by the posts on here, this includes your mates and your band mates), its just that NO ONE wants to have to deal with your shit you fucking RETARD. No one is scared or intimidated by your antics, they just think you're a pathetic ass clown who carries on like a prize cunt and then gets repeatedly OWNED. Sheesh.... who the FUCK would want to deal / interact with you given the choice NOT to? If thats your attitude just FUCK OFF.
Poor ol Episiotomy. Next time you guys play (if ever again - it sucks because the one time he actually opened his mouth for any good WAS when he was singing for your band - awesome churning old school slow death metal) make sure you wheel this cunt out from backstage trussed up, bound and gagged hannibal lecter style. Before releasing him, chain him to the floor. After you've played, truss him back up and wheel him back out - it will be for everyones good (especially his own).
SOD