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HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« on: July 29, 2009, 11:20:25 PM »
After spending some time on perthbands.com I feel the incredible urge to say HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!

There are some clowns around for sure but perthbands.com seems to be full of them. Fucktards with issues ranging from lack of knowledge of the local scene, visions of grand disillusion and just general negativity and more...

This site is incredible compared to the metal section on perthbands.com 

Western Front is where it's at.

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 11:30:06 PM »
HELL YEAH :headbang:!!

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 11:31:36 PM »
I think theres a little room on the right side for the circle jerk, just squeeze in there.

Haha nah just jonesing you mate, I'm a huge fan of this website too :D One of the few that have escaped the work blocking net!
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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 11:44:11 PM »
If i ever meet that QueefGiblet guy i will put him through a mincing machine.
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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 11:47:52 PM »
Yes, he's a trouble maker. I don't lose any sleep over it though. I think he might be slightly retarted.

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2009, 12:05:29 AM »
Haha just read those follow up posts. Owned. Nice work Grim.
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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 12:09:20 AM »
I've noticed an Admiral post or two from yourself.

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2009, 12:20:16 AM »
I mainly keep to the equipment for sale forum, but just occasionally ill add my $0.02.
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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2009, 12:42:08 AM »
If i ever meet that QueefGiblet guy i will put him through a mincing machine.

ill help, where the fuck does that cunt get off dissing a name like Psychonaut whats not cool about a "sailor of the psyche", a person who actively explores the psyche through the use of hallucinogens or other trance-inducing and mind exploring techniques, such as shamanic ritual, self-hypnosis, sensory deprivation, or lucid dreaming

the name is right up my alley

but he seems to think MDV got the name from a Ps2 game

tell me its not true

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2009, 12:45:18 AM »
Really? I always thought a Psychonaut was some form of crazy russian space explorer. Well now it makes more sense.
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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2009, 12:48:59 AM »
Really? I always thought a Psychonaut was some form of crazy russian space explorer. Well now it makes more sense.

hahaha getting into a space ship built by russians is psycho enough

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2009, 12:55:45 AM »
Psychonaut have been around since '97 I think. A long time before the ps2.

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2009, 01:41:51 AM »

yeah WF kiks perthbands.com in the ballz and runs away laughing

hate that site....so much crap music!

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2009, 03:41:47 AM »
I have never visited Perthbands, or any other forum but Western Front.  Why would I?

It's not that I am trapped here, it's just I have no wish to create a wider social circle, frankly I think I know too many people as it is.  Where else would I need to look for meaningless conversation?  This site has a wide cross-section of intelligent, stupid, mellow, psycho, hippies, headbutts, there are specimens of virtually every mental-disease carrying spongehead in the world right here, I can get my dose of social interaction without scouring the wider world.  It is like diseased perfection.

The other thing that is great about WF is that it is the communications hub of Perth Metal, and faggots who mouth off like heroes behind the keyboard are few and far between because they know that eventually we all run into each other face to face at gigs. 
Humans piss me off in general, but fuck, you lot are metalheads, the only kind of people I can understand even a bit.  Those who listen to, play and exist in an environment of extreme Metal are rare mammals indeed, and everyone here can count themselves as part of that elite sub-species.  Yeah, some of you lot still give me the shits much of the time, but even you twats are headbanger twats.  OUR kind of twats.

Besides How would I be on a non-metal forum?  I'd last an hour before making serious plans to kill someone.
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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2009, 03:47:24 AM »
That queefgiblet guy is clearly trolling, he's doing it pretty badly but it seems to have worked, judging by the number of angry replies (and, well, the existence of this thread).

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2009, 03:50:21 AM »

The other thing that is great about WF is that it is the communications hub of Perth Metal, and faggots who mouth off like heroes behind the keyboard are few and far between because they know that eventually we all run into each other face to face at gigs. 

Hail Western Front! 
Really good point Jez.  It adds a certain level of truth and trust. I like the fact people are more responsible for what they post on this forum.

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2009, 03:53:45 AM »
That queefgiblet guy is clearly trolling, he's doing it pretty badly but it seems to have worked, judging by the number of angry replies (and, well, the existence of this thread).

I'm slowly turning him into a black metal fan. The guy clearly needs some musical appreciation though.

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2009, 04:15:52 AM »
I heard dparker was quite popular on there so I never bothered to check it out

 ;) just kidding Dan

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2009, 05:38:58 AM »
I heard dparker was quite popular on there so I never bothered to check it out

 ;) just kidding Dan

who are you kidding? Dparkers popular everywhere!

actually haven't seen his postings in a while, where you gone man?
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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2009, 06:23:36 AM »
I heard dparker was quite popular on there so I never bothered to check it out

 ;) just kidding Dan

who are you kidding? Dparkers popular everywhere!


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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2009, 07:24:53 AM »
I drop by perthbands every now and then, and am rarely impressed. Sure there are a few people who try to hold it together, but they're failing miserably.

Metalheads make the best online forums  :P

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2009, 07:54:51 AM »
Perthbands??? Wasn't that the site that was down for about 2 years.  Pfff yeah great site.  ::)

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2009, 07:57:04 AM »
Which won a WAMI award for best music site even though it was down for at least 3/4 of that WAMI year.

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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2009, 11:24:23 AM »
I heard dparker was quite popular on there so I never bothered to check it out

 ;) just kidding Dan

who are you kidding? Dparkers popular everywhere!

actually haven't seen his postings in a while, where you gone man?

Oh, I've been around... just a little occupied recently, that's all. :P

... and what I think we have here with this "QueefGiblet" guy, is not exactly a troll, but an over-opinionated, self-aggrandising attention whore, who simply falls back on the "troll'd card" when he can't back up any of his statements. I'd say the reason for his outbursts of biased insults are to cover up his own inadequacies, as cliched or obvious as that seems. He probably knows himself that he'll never achieve anything he wants, so he tries to convince others that they won't. He's a facade covering nothing, hot air lifting no balloon.

As for his six-band-participation boast, that I've seen him post dozens of times, that's probably a load of crap too. Not saying he's not a member of six bands, but I doubt he's very active with them. I could just as well say I'm a full-time member of every band I've ever been in, and every different group I've ever jammed with constitutes a band, to give my ePenis a boost. If he does somehow maintain a regular commitment to every band (while somehow paying for his giant internet data allowance), other than bumping into a member on the street every few months, then I wonder how such a bandwhore of a metal mastermind could remain so transparent. Assuming his avatar is a picture of him, holding down some virtuous drone "chords" for the entire duration of a set (notation available in his self-published book of conservative rules that define proper metal that metalfags aren't metal enough to appreciate), whilst refusing to look at a crowd not worthy of making eye-contact with, I've sure as hell never seen or heard any of his six bands (which I understand probably aren't metal, despite his complex love-hate relationship with the genre).

I'm too tired to write anymore garbage, so I'll just add the obvious, you'd best ignore his self-contradicting diatribe completely, he's clearly not the type for a logical argument, as much as he would like it to be believed. I doubt anyone would ever see this keyboard ninja saying the same things to their faces in the real world, so he's just another harmless dickhead with access to the internet.
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Re: HOORAY FOR WESTERN FRONT!
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2009, 03:38:25 PM »
Boy, you guys seem obsessed with this clown.