OK Queefie,
So I've done a bit more research, and you're not nearly as ill-informed as you make yourself out to be. So I take that back.
But you're still one of many who knock the Metal scene, so you can understand that metalheads on here will take offence to you, and you probably get off on that, so good for you.
You're probably a cool, down to earth dude in person, that makes a dick of himself online, but then again you're not an orphan there either.
I'd love to see your Stoner/Doom band, and if you can walk the talk, I'll buy you a beer, in fact make it a jug.
So make sure you let us all know when youre playin next.