Author Topic: Practical Jokes/Pranks suggestions (Read 27432 times)

whammy · « **Reply #75 on:** August 28, 2009, 06:00:36 PM »

haha the ol prank call http://video.google.com.au/videosearch?hl=en&source=hp&q=beavis%20and%20butthead%20knock%20and%20run&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#

goat · « **Reply #76 on:** August 28, 2009, 07:09:31 PM »

Quote from: Admiral on August 28, 2009, 05:35:26 AM

Quote from: goat on August 28, 2009, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: Admiral on August 27, 2009, 11:31:34 PM
Quote from: goat on August 27, 2009, 10:50:46 PM
mmm, well im getting on the piss on sat, and my mate suggested we make a spudgun.
Of course i agreed, so maybe i might have some news on practical joke disasters and/or arrests during the week when, and if, i get out.

not entirely sure how im gonna make it just yet though. i have a welder and a nice piece of 75mm stainless pipe for the job.

PVC pipe makes great spud cannons. Which variety were you going for? Air compression or propellant?

by kick back i meant blowing the lighter out of its hole, i'll figure it out. i'll just weld the cunt in there. lol.

was gonna go the propellant version. i got a peice of s/s pipe but i thing its a little to short. its about a metre long. i think they use longer tube for pvc ones because they cant handle the pressure if its too short and will explode.
i was just gonna make up a little gas hold and use a bbq gun.

what im a little unsure of is, obviously you gotta drill a hole in the gas chamber to stick the lighter in, but not sure about the kick back when its lit.
wouldnt it just blow the the thing out and possibly burn yer hand?
does it have to be really shoved hard in there?

The projectile only really needs to block the opening between the gas chamber (which doesnt have to be big) and the barrel (about a metre or so long should do). As for kickback, i spose if you have the strength of a toddler it might knock you off your feet but otherwise its pretty minimal. Also when you spray in the propellant you only really need a quick squirt of whatever your using, theres a certain Air:Propellant ratio that will fire but otherwise you wont get nada. If you spray too much in and it doesnt ignite, let it settle for a minute or so.

Good huntin'

The_Peeper · « **Reply #77 on:** August 28, 2009, 07:22:14 PM »

Here's one my friend picked up in Norway:
Don't shower for at least three days. Put hand down pants and thoroughly fondle testicles and helmet. Now, vigorously rub your palm and fingers in your mates face, focusing mainly on the mouth/nose region.
Really funny!!

hatefueled · « **Reply #78 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:07:52 PM »

I used to put stuff in people's shoes when I was little. great fun. worms, rocks, honey, sand, paint, anything er... tactile.. gets a good reaction.

Ruun · « **Reply #79 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:40:55 PM »

I used to put stuff in people's drinks when I was younger. great fun. Flunitrazepam , .Temazepam ,Midazolam shit like that. gets a good reaction.

Sheriff Cunt · « **Reply #80 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:45:27 PM »

Quote from: hatefueled on August 28, 2009, 08:07:52 PM

I used to put stuff in people's shoes when I was little. great fun. worms, rocks, honey, sand, paint, anything er... tactile.. gets a good reaction.

Thumbtacks.

Jimmy_Mate · « **Reply #81 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:58:51 PM »

Quote from: hatefueled on August 28, 2009, 08:07:52 PM

I used to put stuff in people's shoes when I was little. great fun. worms, rocks, honey, sand, paint, anything er... tactile.. gets a good reaction.

I know this guy who will give you $50 to let him stuff "something" ...er... tactile.. in YOUR shoe for 2 minutes (but only if you are still wearing it at the time!!!!).

TnT · « **Reply #82 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:35:46 PM »

One a mate did to his brother when we were kids.. put vegemite on his lips while he was asleep. Apparently it "burns", or at least the salt content would dry them out something cruel.
The bonus is it makes them look like they've been sucking bum.

whammy · « **Reply #83 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:55:44 PM »

dirty sanchez

Lou Gehrig · « **Reply #84 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:10:05 PM »

Calling out "I got it" when any of the Baltimore Orioles outfield are trying to catch a fly-ball is always good for a chuckle

Mago_Haydz · « **Reply #85 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:40:13 PM »

Quote from: Lou Gehrig on August 28, 2009, 11:10:05 PM

Calling out "I got it" when any of the Baltimore Orioles outfield are trying to catch a fly-ball is always good for a chuckle

how the fuck would you know? They werent called the Orioles, nor were they even in Baltimore til long after you died!

whammy · « **Reply #86 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:47:25 PM »

this guy is another Harold Houdini cyber-character is he?! awesome

Lou Gehrig · « **Reply #87 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:52:58 PM »

Quote from: Mago_Haydz on August 28, 2009, 11:40:13 PM

Quote from: Lou Gehrig on August 28, 2009, 11:10:05 PM
Calling out "I got it" when any of the Baltimore Orioles outfield are trying to catch a fly-ball is always good for a chuckle

how the fuck would you know? They werent called the Orioles, nor were they even in Baltimore til long after you died!

For the umpteenth time, I haunt Yankee Stadium! How else would I be so up-to-date with the MLB?

Pay attention next time

goat · « **Reply #88 on:** August 29, 2009, 12:02:59 AM »

Quote from: Ruun on August 28, 2009, 08:40:55 PM

I used to put stuff in people's drinks when I was younger. great fun. Flunitrazepam , .Temazepam ,Midazolam shit like that. gets a good reaction.

dparker · « **Reply #89 on:** August 29, 2009, 02:39:48 AM »

Quote from: Admiral on August 27, 2009, 11:53:00 PM

Well if you pump enough compressed air into the air compression one they go pretty fuckin far. I remember had one up to around 200 psi and it cleared a footy field.

Yup... i've built/own both compression and propellant based types, and a half decent compressed air cannon will always come out on top, and they're more reliable. PVC does the trick fine... first one I built for a physics project, a fairly large but portable one, could shoot a golfball out of sight at 60 psi. I built a small-calibre sniper rifle style for a friend, and it was fucking deadly... at 80 psi with a glass marble, it put a small hole in the side of a metal truck compartment wall. Not that I condoned, nor was I present, it managed to send marbles and AA batteries through sets of car and payphone windows at a mere 40-50 psi from 10 or so metres away... considering the max pressure rating for the pipe, from memory, was 240 something psi (but I'd never run them above 120), a well build air cannon packs a lot of punch, typically more than a propellant cannon of similar size, minus all the extra noise, reliability, and cleaning issues.

I can highly recommend investing the extra time/money into using a solenoid valve firing mechanism, rather than a ball valve. Faster air release, and you can even mod solenoids to work without electricity.

All this is getting me in the mood to bring my beast back into commission (it's been years since I've used it, so I'd wanna completely replace all the air chamber piping, keeping my kick-ass modified solenoid).

EDIT: As far as sealing in a BBQ lighter or spark plug for propellant based cannons, or sealing a tyre valve for a compressed air cannon... use epoxy/Araldite!

goat · « **Reply #90 on:** August 29, 2009, 05:14:20 PM »

Quote from: dparker on August 29, 2009, 02:39:48 AM

Quote from: Admiral on August 27, 2009, 11:53:00 PM
Well if you pump enough compressed air into the air compression one they go pretty fuckin far. I remember had one up to around 200 psi and it cleared a footy field.

Yup... i've built/own both compression and propellant based types, and a half decent compressed air cannon will always come out on top, and they're more reliable. PVC does the trick fine... first one I built for a physics project, a fairly large but portable one, could shoot a golfball out of sight at 60 psi. I built a small-calibre sniper rifle style for a friend, and it was fucking deadly... at 80 psi with a glass marble, it put a small hole in the side of a metal truck compartment wall. Not that I condoned, nor was I present, it managed to send marbles and AA batteries through sets of car and payphone windows at a mere 40-50 psi from 10 or so metres away... considering the max pressure rating for the pipe, from memory, was 240 something psi (but I'd never run them above 120), a well build air cannon packs a lot of punch, typically more than a propellant cannon of similar size, minus all the extra noise, reliability, and cleaning issues.

I can highly recommend investing the extra time/money into using a solenoid valve firing mechanism, rather than a ball valve. Faster air release, and you can even mod solenoids to work without electricity.

All this is getting me in the mood to bring my beast back into commission (it's been years since I've used it, so I'd wanna completely replace all the air chamber piping, keeping my kick-ass modified solenoid).

EDIT: As far as sealing in a BBQ lighter or spark plug for propellant based cannons, or sealing a tyre valve for a compressed air cannon... use epoxy/Araldite!

this thread has been really good for ideas, dparker, yours sounds pretty cool, dunno why i dint think of a solenoid. im not gonna go too techy with this at first, being on the piss and all i might go a little too stupid with the power.
Im thinking, the 75mm S/S tube, with a gas chamber welded to it, and then some sort of firing mech added. should be good.
I guess i can make the gas chamber a little bigger considering its gonna be steel and welded.

TnT · « **Reply #91 on:** August 29, 2009, 10:08:31 PM »

Whatever happened to the good old innocent

Mago_Haydz · « **Reply #92 on:** August 29, 2009, 11:27:43 PM »

those things were awesome! hahaha seems they are pretty damn cheap on ebay too. Roughly $7 plus postage.

goat · « **Reply #93 on:** August 30, 2009, 12:22:21 AM »

needs modding

dparker · « **Reply #94 on:** August 30, 2009, 01:04:58 AM »

Quote from: TnT on August 29, 2009, 10:08:31 PM

Whatever happened to the good old innocent

Do they come in a 1m barrel length, 40mm bore variety?

TnT · « **Reply #95 on:** August 30, 2009, 01:46:19 AM »

Weak.
Here's mine:

Sheriff Cunt · « **Reply #96 on:** August 30, 2009, 02:03:10 AM »

Quote from: TnT on August 30, 2009, 01:46:19 AM

Weak.
Here's mine:

noice

whammy · « **Reply #97 on:** August 30, 2009, 03:54:31 AM »

enlighten me...wtf is that?!

dparker · « **Reply #98 on:** August 30, 2009, 07:58:14 PM »

Quote from: TnT on August 30, 2009, 01:46:19 AM

Weak.
Here's mine:

Lol, back in highschool, my mates actually tried building a spudgun tank... no-one could be fucked with it anymore by the time it was just wheels and a body though.

sheppo · « **Reply #99 on:** August 30, 2009, 08:42:17 PM »

Quote from: dparker on August 30, 2009, 07:58:14 PM

Quote from: TnT on August 30, 2009, 01:46:19 AM
Weak.
Here's mine:

Lol, back in highschool, my mates actually tried building a spudgun tank... no-one could be fucked with it anymore by the time it was just wheels and a body though.

we played spud gun cricket using pvc pipe, deoderent and a BBQ lighter as the bowler