Author Topic: Practical Jokes/Pranks suggestions (Read 27500 times)

Grim · « **Reply #50 on:** August 22, 2009, 05:45:50 AM »

Someone 'dicked' a guys chocmilk at work once. At the same place a guy got fired for pissing in the water cooler. Even the management had been drinking it for about two weeks before he got caught out.

hatefueled · « **Reply #51 on:** August 27, 2009, 09:09:59 AM »

the sister i don't get along with was parked out front my parent's place today, saw it on my way past n noticed the window was left down a few inches and was soooo tempted to get a shovel n throw some dog crap in there XD

whammy · « **Reply #52 on:** August 27, 2009, 04:51:01 PM »

only a temptation?

venismecha · « **Reply #53 on:** August 27, 2009, 05:22:18 PM »

Quote from: hatefueled on August 27, 2009, 09:09:59 AM

the sister i don't get along with was parked out front my parent's place today, saw it on my way past n noticed the window was left down a few inches and was soooo tempted to get a shovel n throw some dog crap in there XD

Rebel Rebel!

I almost gave someone the finger once. Ooh er. I was this close!

Melkor · « **Reply #54 on:** August 27, 2009, 05:49:30 PM »

seen a workmate fill up another guys water bottle with toilet water, guess if you're the company arsehole you shouldn't leave your stuff at work when the nightshift is in

Sheriff Cunt · « **Reply #55 on:** August 27, 2009, 06:29:22 PM »

Quote from: hatefueled on August 27, 2009, 09:09:59 AM

the sister i don't get along with was parked out front my parent's place today, saw it on my way past n noticed the window was left down a few inches and was soooo tempted to get a shovel n throw some dog crap in there XD

A neighbour had been giving me and my brothers a bit of grief for doing burnouts in our driveway so one drunken walk home i noticed she left her drivers side window open, and i had a piss on board that could sink a submarine. Needless to say her steering wheel and seat were well wet and sticky in the morning.

Mago_Haydz · « **Reply #56 on:** August 27, 2009, 08:16:22 PM »

Quote from: Admiral on August 27, 2009, 06:29:22 PM

Quote from: hatefueled on August 27, 2009, 09:09:59 AM
the sister i don't get along with was parked out front my parent's place today, saw it on my way past n noticed the window was left down a few inches and was soooo tempted to get a shovel n throw some dog crap in there XD

A neighbour had been giving me and my brothers a bit of grief for doing burnouts in our driveway so one drunken walk home i noticed she left her drivers side window open, and i had a piss on board that could sink a submarine. Needless to say her steering wheel and seat were well wet and sticky in the morning.

Ahahaha... the bitch deserved it! Everyone has the right to smoke up on their own driveway! She's just lucky it wasnt on hers!

TnT · « **Reply #57 on:** August 27, 2009, 10:46:38 PM »

Quote from: hatefueled on August 27, 2009, 09:09:59 AM

the sister i don't get along with was parked out front my parent's place today, saw it on my way past n noticed the window was left down a few inches and was soooo tempted to get a shovel n throw some dog crap in there XD

Hahah

So you just wedged the shit up under her door handle instead?

goat · « **Reply #58 on:** August 27, 2009, 10:50:46 PM »

mmm, well im getting on the piss on sat, and my mate suggested we make a spudgun.
Of course i agreed, so maybe i might have some news on practical joke disasters and/or arrests during the week when, and if, i get out.

not entirely sure how im gonna make it just yet though. i have a welder and a nice piece of 75mm stainless pipe for the job.

hatefueled · « **Reply #59 on:** August 27, 2009, 11:06:52 PM »

haha. no i was in the car being driven to go get some junk food for dinner. she was gone by the time we got back. next chance i get I'll do it though

my dog will find his purpose in life no matter how evil it it. haha.

Sheriff Cunt · « **Reply #60 on:** August 27, 2009, 11:31:34 PM »

Quote from: goat on August 27, 2009, 10:50:46 PM

mmm, well im getting on the piss on sat, and my mate suggested we make a spudgun.
Of course i agreed, so maybe i might have some news on practical joke disasters and/or arrests during the week when, and if, i get out.

not entirely sure how im gonna make it just yet though. i have a welder and a nice piece of 75mm stainless pipe for the job.

PVC pipe makes great spud cannons. Which variety were you going for? Air compression or propellant?

whammy · « **Reply #61 on:** August 27, 2009, 11:37:16 PM »

propellant ones give it one hell of kick

Sheriff Cunt · « **Reply #62 on:** August 27, 2009, 11:53:00 PM »

Well if you pump enough compressed air into the air compression one they go pretty fuckin far. I remember had one up to around 200 psi and it cleared a footy field.

hatefueled · « **Reply #63 on:** August 28, 2009, 12:06:39 AM »

last one we had was pvc pipe too. and we had one o those bbq lighters that had run outa gas so we pulled it appart and attached the spark to our spud gun. we have targets at the end of our yard for archery practice so we were taking turns trying to get a bulls eye and slowly demolishing the target boxes ha ha!

TnT · « **Reply #64 on:** August 28, 2009, 01:08:19 AM »

I was at some party once and they had a spudgun, but they'd launch rubber dildos and such at the near by video store.

Mago_Haydz · « **Reply #65 on:** August 28, 2009, 01:51:46 AM »

Quote from: TnT on August 28, 2009, 01:08:19 AM

I was at some party once and they had a spudgun, but they'd launch rubber dildos and such at the near by video store.

thats some expensive fodder!

goat · « **Reply #66 on:** August 28, 2009, 02:37:35 AM »

Quote from: Admiral on August 27, 2009, 11:31:34 PM

Quote from: goat on August 27, 2009, 10:50:46 PM
mmm, well im getting on the piss on sat, and my mate suggested we make a spudgun.
Of course i agreed, so maybe i might have some news on practical joke disasters and/or arrests during the week when, and if, i get out.

not entirely sure how im gonna make it just yet though. i have a welder and a nice piece of 75mm stainless pipe for the job.

PVC pipe makes great spud cannons. Which variety were you going for? Air compression or propellant?

was gonna go the propellant version. i got a peice of s/s pipe but i thing its a little to short. its about a metre long. i think they use longer tube for pvc ones because they cant handle the pressure if its too short and will explode.
i was just gonna make up a little gas hold and use a bbq gun.

what im a little unsure of is, obviously you gotta drill a hole in the gas chamber to stick the lighter in, but not sure about the kick back when its lit.
wouldnt it just blow the the thing out and possibly burn yer hand?
does it have to be really shoved hard in there?

hatefueled · « **Reply #67 on:** August 28, 2009, 02:44:28 AM »

silicone is handy. we used loads of it on our last spud gn. just gotta be patient and let it dry. that's the hard pert.

goat · « **Reply #68 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:03:26 AM »

Quote from: hatefueled on August 28, 2009, 02:44:28 AM

silicone is handy. we used loads of it on our last spud gn. just gotta be patient and let it dry. that's the hard pert.

so you glued your lighter in with silicone?
Might as well i guess, well im sure as ass not holding it.

potatoes ahoy!!!!!

hatefueled · « **Reply #69 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:24:06 AM »

yeah. we pulled the lighter appart and set it up inside with the button on the side, let it all dry n bang. bunnings sell screw on lids that fit the pvc piping btw

plumbing isle i think it was.

Sheriff Cunt · « **Reply #70 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:35:26 AM »

Quote from: goat on August 28, 2009, 02:37:35 AM

Quote from: Admiral on August 27, 2009, 11:31:34 PM
Quote from: goat on August 27, 2009, 10:50:46 PM
mmm, well im getting on the piss on sat, and my mate suggested we make a spudgun.
Of course i agreed, so maybe i might have some news on practical joke disasters and/or arrests during the week when, and if, i get out.

not entirely sure how im gonna make it just yet though. i have a welder and a nice piece of 75mm stainless pipe for the job.

PVC pipe makes great spud cannons. Which variety were you going for? Air compression or propellant?

was gonna go the propellant version. i got a peice of s/s pipe but i thing its a little to short. its about a metre long. i think they use longer tube for pvc ones because they cant handle the pressure if its too short and will explode.
i was just gonna make up a little gas hold and use a bbq gun.

what im a little unsure of is, obviously you gotta drill a hole in the gas chamber to stick the lighter in, but not sure about the kick back when its lit.
wouldnt it just blow the the thing out and possibly burn yer hand?
does it have to be really shoved hard in there?

The projectile only really needs to block the opening between the gas chamber (which doesnt have to be big) and the barrel (about a metre or so long should do). As for kickback, i spose if you have the strength of a toddler it might knock you off your feet but otherwise its pretty minimal. Also when you spray in the propellant you only really need a quick squirt of whatever your using, theres a certain Air:Propellant ratio that will fire but otherwise you wont get nada. If you spray too much in and it doesnt ignite, let it settle for a minute or so.

Good huntin'

whammy · « **Reply #71 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:02:57 PM »

well the barrel doesn't need to be that long (no sexual puns)

Muscles · « **Reply #72 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:08:58 PM »

Spud Guns.. I remember doing that in year 10. Well you kids have fun now and don't hurt yourself..

The_Peeper · « **Reply #73 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:40:35 PM »

Here's a great one for the more daring prankster: Get the person you want to pranks phone number, dial it, and when they answer... JUST HANG UP!

Jimmy_Mate · « **Reply #74 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:45:45 PM »

Quote from: The_Peeper on August 28, 2009, 05:40:35 PM

Here's a great one for the more daring prankster: Get the person you want to pranks phone number, dial it, and when they answer... JUST HANG UP!

HEH HEH HEH..... an oldie but a goodie. Can be supplemented by drunkenly shouting "WAR FOR TERRITORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" down the line seconds before hanging up!