I believe you may be asking for the earth there.
But in all seriousness, we tradesmen are split personality beings, even when we are working for mates we are generally 100% focused on on the business at hand until the job is done. Once you don the workclothes and jump in the van there is a major shift in focus and you have to lose a certain amount of flippancy and become "tradsman" for a while, I think you will see a thoroughly different brutal there.
Sadly.
I like that retard the way he is.