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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #100 on: November 13, 2009, 09:25:14 PM »
SHUT UP.
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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #101 on: November 13, 2009, 09:55:52 PM »
 "Yo Chaos Divine, I'm really happy for you , I'm going to let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time...one of the best of all time!"

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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #102 on: November 13, 2009, 10:28:15 PM »
SHUT UP.

don't forget to press the "smite" button.

can't believe you children use that shit, haha.

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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #103 on: November 13, 2009, 10:29:22 PM »
ahahaha.... one of the best debut posts I have ever read on any forum. Well done!  :headbang:
long time listener, first time caller.
You sir have stolen the name of my fictional grindcore band! Excellent choice 8)
I knew it came from somewhere, but kidyfidla was taken
GutPunchAbortion is already the name of a faggy American punk band. The last thing this world need is another grindcore band with word "Abortion" tacked on the end for shock value.
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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #104 on: November 13, 2009, 10:40:49 PM »
ahahaha.... one of the best debut posts I have ever read on any forum. Well done!  :headbang:
long time listener, first time caller.
You sir have stolen the name of my fictional grindcore band! Excellent choice 8)
I knew it came from somewhere, but kidyfidla was taken
GutPunchAbortion is already the name of a faggy American punk band. The last thing this world need is another grindcore band with word "Abortion" tacked on the end for shock value.
"Gut Punch Abortion" doesn't just have the word "Abortion" tacked on the end for shock value. It's the entire string that is supposed to have shock value... "Gut Punch" describes how the abortion was performed...

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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #105 on: November 13, 2009, 10:47:00 PM »

i prefer falcon punch



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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #106 on: November 13, 2009, 10:49:37 PM »
ahahaha.... one of the best debut posts I have ever read on any forum. Well done!  :headbang:
long time listener, first time caller.
You sir have stolen the name of my fictional grindcore band! Excellent choice 8)
I knew it came from somewhere, but kidyfidla was taken
GutPunchAbortion is already the name of a faggy American punk band. The last thing this world need is another grindcore band with word "Abortion" tacked on the end for shock value.
"Gut Punch Abortion" doesn't just have the word "Abortion" tacked on the end for shock value. It's the entire string that is supposed to have shock value... "Gut Punch" describes how the abortion was performed...
Yes, I understand that. Just, personally, no matter what the method, I'm not particularly shocked one bit... I don't think anyone is. The concept has been done to death.
I wasn't having a go at you for your user name,... a name's a name... I was more talking about it as a band name.
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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #107 on: November 13, 2009, 10:50:30 PM »
Falcon Punch is indeed a good one.

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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #108 on: November 13, 2009, 10:55:16 PM »
"Gut Punch Abortion" doesn't just have the word "Abortion" tacked on the end for shock value. It's the entire string that is supposed to have shock value... "Gut Punch" describes how the abortion was performed...

Thus spake master of the subtlety and wit. Are you wearing your helmet?

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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #109 on: November 13, 2009, 11:14:08 PM »
ahahaha.... one of the best debut posts I have ever read on any forum. Well done!  :headbang:
long time listener, first time caller.
You sir have stolen the name of my fictional grindcore band! Excellent choice 8)
I knew it came from somewhere, but kidyfidla was taken
GutPunchAbortion is already the name of a faggy American punk band. The last thing this world need is another grindcore band with word "Abortion" tacked on the end for shock value.
"Gut Punch Abortion" doesn't just have the word "Abortion" tacked on the end for shock value. It's the entire string that is supposed to have shock value... "Gut Punch" describes how the abortion was performed...
Yes, I understand that. Just, personally, no matter what the method, I'm not particularly shocked one bit... I don't think anyone is. The concept has been done to death.
I wasn't having a go at you for your user name,... a name's a name... I was more talking about it as a band name.
Cheers, i like it because i think it's funny! Another name I particularly like is 'Surprise Sex Attack'. And, like you, i'm not really a massive grindcore fan, but hey, i'm sure grindcore fans enjoy it.

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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #110 on: November 13, 2009, 11:26:41 PM »
ahahaha.... one of the best debut posts I have ever read on any forum. Well done!  :headbang:
long time listener, first time caller.
You sir have stolen the name of my fictional grindcore band! Excellent choice 8)
I knew it came from somewhere, but kidyfidla was taken
GutPunchAbortion is already the name of a faggy American punk band. The last thing this world need is another grindcore band with word "Abortion" tacked on the end for shock value.
"Gut Punch Abortion" doesn't just have the word "Abortion" tacked on the end for shock value. It's the entire string that is supposed to have shock value... "Gut Punch" describes how the abortion was performed...
Yes, I understand that. Just, personally, no matter what the method, I'm not particularly shocked one bit... I don't think anyone is. The concept has been done to death.
I wasn't having a go at you for your user name,... a name's a name... I was more talking about it as a band name.

And to think I was going to ask you to lay down some drum tracks :'(
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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #111 on: November 13, 2009, 11:51:18 PM »
ahahaha.... one of the best debut posts I have ever read on any forum. Well done!  :headbang:
long time listener, first time caller.
You sir have stolen the name of my fictional grindcore band! Excellent choice 8)
I knew it came from somewhere, but kidyfidla was taken
GutPunchAbortion is already the name of a faggy American punk band. The last thing this world need is another grindcore band with word "Abortion" tacked on the end for shock value.
"Gut Punch Abortion" doesn't just have the word "Abortion" tacked on the end for shock value. It's the entire string that is supposed to have shock value... "Gut Punch" describes how the abortion was performed...
Yes, I understand that. Just, personally, no matter what the method, I'm not particularly shocked one bit... I don't think anyone is. The concept has been done to death.
I wasn't having a go at you for your user name,... a name's a name... I was more talking about it as a band name.

And to think I was going to ask you to lay down some drum tracks :'(
No offence intended, Terry!! Come on, I know you can come up with something more groundbreaking than G.P.A  ;)
Anything along the lines of like _________ Abortion, Foetal ______, ______ Surgery / Surgical ______, etc should be left alone...... waaaaay overdone!! As soon as I hear names like that, I tend to switch off.
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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #112 on: November 14, 2009, 01:33:07 AM »
I always though the way cyanide kills you would somehow manifest itself into a pretty brutal band name or song theme.

When you're overcome with hydrogen cyanide, you just collapse in a heap because your body doesn't have enough oxygen to keep the brain AND the body going, so it starts to prioritise . The harsh thing is that as you continue to breathe in your weak and eventually comatose state, thus absorbing more and more poision until eventually after longer period of time you absorb a lethal dose and are killed.

Doesn't kill you instantly, just knocks you down and out so you're helpless, then kills you.

Gotta be a good band title in there somewhere.


Anyway, back on topic, uhhhh... What was the topic again?
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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #113 on: November 14, 2009, 01:57:26 AM »
I always though the way cyanide kills you would somehow manifest itself into a pretty brutal band name or song theme.

When you're overcome with hydrogen cyanide, you just collapse in a heap because your body doesn't have enough oxygen to keep the brain AND the body going, so it starts to prioritise . The harsh thing is that as you continue to breathe in your weak and eventually comatose state, thus absorbing more and more poision until eventually after longer period of time you absorb a lethal dose and are killed.

Doesn't kill you instantly, just knocks you down and out so you're helpless, then kills you.

Gotta be a good band title in there somewhere.


Anyway, back on topic, uhhhh... What was the topic again?
That's better! Definately a name in there. Could call it Cyanide Psykosis?....  :sick:  (haha, not really)

Uh, the topic..... Whining about the "music industry" and quarrelling about who's band does/doesn't deserve to win awards..... ho hum. I'm sure there are way more enlightening things we'll all learn as this progresses for another few pages. Funny to read, but.  8)
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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #114 on: November 14, 2009, 11:03:48 AM »
Cricket anyone?







Wow I must've upset someone, I've totally lost 4 scene points  :o
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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #115 on: November 14, 2009, 04:33:38 PM »
Some of my favourite bands have stupid names, and probably stupid lyrics too (since most of them are indecipherable I'll never know).

Corpse Vomit? Cock and Ball Torture? Corpsefucking Art? Aborted? Abortion? Anal Bleeding? Dying Fetus? Intestinal Disgorge? Prostitute Disfigurement? Gorgasm?

The list goes on forever...

Grind isn't exactly known for it's creativity on these things. In most cases I think it's meant to be thought of ironically.
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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #116 on: November 14, 2009, 04:39:16 PM »
Some of my favourite bands have stupid names, and probably stupid lyrics too (since most of them are indecipherable I'll never know).

Corpse Vomit? Cock and Ball Torture? Corpsefucking Art? Aborted? Abortion? Anal Bleeding? Dying Fetus? Intestinal Disgorge? Prostitute Disfigurement? Gorgasm?

The list goes on forever...

Grind isn't exactly known for it's creativity on these things. In most cases I think it's meant to be thought of ironically.
Grind isn't know for creativity, you're right. Those names are all OK, I guess, but it's shit when new bands come along and can't be bothered coming up with a name other than a slightly modified version of a well-established name. Like I said earlier, there are a core group of words that go in to making a stock-standard death/grind name than scream "I have no mind of my own". "Anal", "Intestinal", Um.... even "Cunt". :P It's like you've heard one band name; you've heard them all, these days.
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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #118 on: November 14, 2009, 05:37:28 PM »
Congratulations Chaos!  :clap:
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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #119 on: November 14, 2009, 05:38:49 PM »
All hail the band name generators.

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=band+name+generator&meta=&aq=f&oq=
I tried it! It works! My band's going to be called Anal Laundry! I never have to use my brain again.... now, back to killing it with alcohol ;)
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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #120 on: November 14, 2009, 06:26:29 PM »


i like FLAGITIOUS IDIOSYNCRASY IN THE DILAPIDATION  as a grind band name

http://www.geocities.jp/inthedilapidation/

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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #121 on: November 14, 2009, 08:03:34 PM »
Anon. I read a lot of flapping and no real suggestions of improvement from you, apart from taking every band off the bill because they dont suit your criteria.
Its one thing to be an ambiguous armchair critic, but do you have a better way of promoting and exposing your beloved scene? If not, you are really only hilighting your own lack of knowledge and commitment to music youre supposed to love.

By your standards, shows like this would be full of completely obscure 'true' metal bands that would attract perhaps a dozen hardcore followers - and would subsequently be canned afterwards.

If you can attract a wide cross-section of music lovers, and money is generated to put back into the metal scene and perpetuate this kind of buzz, Im happy to have you stay home annoyed while everyone else opens their ears and enjoys more events.

I love the old stuff too. I love the obscure stuff. I love the 'true' stuff. But if youre the only one whining so much about the event, perhaps you're the one thats out of touch?




moar caek.

Or how about this: if somebody in the UG metal scene is willing to sacrifice their pub metal stardom by laying down their guitar and actually help out where it counts: ie with organising events and helping bands they should do everything in their power to help young bands irrespective of genre get gigs, help them record, lead by example in other words. Appealing to industry support will result in one thing only: bullshit commercial bands like the ones on the bill will get undeserved attention which they would get anyway. The interesting underground bands not on the set list will fall by the wayside. That?s it ? there can be no dialogue between art and commerce, it is absolutely destructive to art because greed and stupidity always wins, especially when getting paid for it.

Another thing ? one problem continually plaguing metal promoters is hostility form publicans. Either we break too many glasses or spill too many beers or don?t gamble enough etc etc etc. Now imagine if somebody sympathetic to the cause was in charge of a bar? It would make things so much easier when organising shows. Or in the very least try to develop rapport with that particular industry ? that sort of industry support we definitely need, not the music industry, who would charge you 1000 bucks to see Britney Spears lip synch. Fuck that, don?t want to be anywhere near that.


Ive only read about this far.... Mr A..seems like a very passionate person i hope he puts his wisdom into good pro -active use and join the cause and help... i want 2 c this dude as judge for next year!!!!!!1

just a thought!!!

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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #122 on: November 14, 2009, 08:29:52 PM »


i like FLAGITIOUS IDIOSYNCRASY IN THE DILAPIDATION  as a grind band name

http://www.geocities.jp/inthedilapidation/


Isn't that a Psycroptic album name? :D

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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #123 on: November 14, 2009, 09:33:22 PM »
thanks Nick I am having so much fun with it....


one name that came up was "Barking mad and the Lassie"  :hmm:

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Re: 2009 Australian Metal Awards results
« Reply #124 on: November 14, 2009, 09:40:20 PM »
Death Fucking Cunt?
Vagrancy wasn't it? That's gonna look real good on his grave stone in Arlington: Here lies John Rambo, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. Killed for vagrancy in Jerkwater, USA.