Hey man, your cock is so ugly when it's in my spa (but you probably already know this).
The last corpses are shuffling out the door now. Those that can walk anyway, the others we will mop around.
It was a big night. The closest I could get to an accurate bodycount was between 85 and 95 people.
Big thanks to:
Daz for the jukebox and all the rest, a champion as ever.
Numbat for the beer fridge and the pre-party preparation work, and for NOT vomitting on my couch this one time.
Simon, Geoff, Gemma, Al and the other diehards for the big help cleaning up over the last hour or so, and for the wicked brekkie. Sorry 'bout your head Al.
Simmo for the help over the last two weeks busting ass helping me prepare the place in horrid temperatures and the BRILLIANT security work. Couldn't have done it without you, and I mean that literally.
My lady Michelle for all the work she has done ,and just generally being cool about the gaggle of gallopping retards I call a peer group tramping through our once clean house.
The rest of you know who you are, thanks again.
But mostly I want to thank everybody for their good behavior. Other than the one piss-fueled incident, everyone was respectful to my neighbours, well behaved towards each other and in a great mood throughout the night. Breakage was minimal and those who caused it did their best to repair it. It was fucking brilliant to see, and I am most pleased.
Shit, another corpse just resurrected and I gotta run it home.